Television
TV schedule Thursday 25th May 2023
Minder
Series 3, Episode 6 - Another Bride, Another GroomThe shady dealings of a loveable rogue. The last thing Arthur wants to do on his niece's wedding day is shift a consignment of pornographic magazines.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 51 - Green-Eyes MonsterLil' Sue turns into a stomping green-eyes monster, and it is up to Dabe and the rest of Lil' Sue's friends to calm her down before she ends up big and green forever.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 52 - The FlipsideAccording to Gareth the starfish, every pancake has two sides, happy and grumpy. If Dave is to leave his pancake on the grumpy side, he had better prepare himself for an adventure... on the flipside!
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 2 - BathtimeWho likes a freezing bath? Noone! Shaun and pals go commando and do everything they can to have a hot relaxing sheep dip!
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 43 - Jam SessionA jam spillage in the professor's experiment brings a sticky surprise to life.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 2 - BangIt's an explosive time in Chigwell, with upheavals for Sharon, Tracey and Dorien.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 38 - Partners In CrimeWhile helping Sergeant Slipper prove that he has what it takes to remain Beanotown's policeman, the gang unknowingly become entangled in Doctor Pfooflepfeffer's real theft.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Day In The LifeA TV crew comes to make a documentary about the barber shop. Meanwhile, Porkpie dreams of fame - and vegetables.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 11 - Harbin Ice City, ChinaWhen Grim HQ's heating gets stuck on, Glitch looks for a cold place to land and cool down.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 4 - Smokeless FumingSean is behaving increasingly oddly, and when his diary falls into the wrong hands, the reason why becomes clear.
May To December
Series 3, Episode 7 - I Guess I'll Have To Change My PlansJamie is living back with Alec and Zoë whilst he recovers from his operation. He is rather worried however at the fact he is developing feelings for Zoë.
Guessable?
Series 2, Episode 3The gang welcome TV presenter Alex Jones, comedians Kerry Godliman and Lou Sanders, and football pundit royalty Chris Kamara into the loft.
Sick Of It
Series 1, Episode 5 - The KidKarl decides buying flowers is the only way to win Zoe back. But his plan to woo her goes out the window when he gets caught up in the lives of a father and his estranged son.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 11 - Going SteadyStan has been going steady with Sally. There's only one snag: she's Blakey's niece.
Sick Of It
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bunged UpSuffering from a bad bout of constipation, Karl heads to the doctor to find out the only way to get things moving is to get over Zoe and start looking for love again.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 7At long last, Penny moves into the new flat with Vince. Their new life seems idyllic until she goes out one morning and forgets to lock the front door. Their happy home is burgled and the couple are back to square one...
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 7 - Giggle GasketWhen Robert tells Justin that his Giggle Gasket is broken and that he can't laugh, Justin does everything he can to help his best friend get his laughter back.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 12 - The SqueezeMoney is tight at home, so both Arthur and Stan investigate ways of increasing their income. Arthur's been repairing his motorbike and the pair wonder if there's someone out there gullible enough to buy it.
I Didn't Know You Cared
Series 3, Episode 5 - Stout DeedsJust as Les is coming to terms with the news of Pat's pregnancy and returns to the house from his self-imposed exile in Mort's railway carriage, Annie announces that she may be expecting too!
Still So Awkward
Special - Burke Hill TV: Something NewClaire profiles students Lily, Seb, Samson and Frankie, who share their first term expectations, experiences and invaluable lessons learned - not just in lectures but in life too!
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 19 - BalancingThe Twirlywoos are at a gym hall where they watch a gymnast practicing a routine on a balance beam.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 3 - Let Them Eat CakeA day of discontent at Maplin's when the pay packets arrive together with a new camp host to replace Ted Bovis. Rehearsals for 'the execution of Marie Antoinette' go disastrously wrong when Peggy almost loses her head.
Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 5 - If A Man...Mrs Mark and Marcella form a surprise bond, much to Mark's horror. Just when everyone's getting sick and tired of Mrs Hushman, everyone's favourite maths teacher returns - but will his class take him back?
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 31 - So Thin SkinnedAbacus' attendance at his dad's party is put in doubt when he moults early - Lloyd promises to look after Abacus in his vulnerable state, but Abacus's mum insists that they work together to protect Abacus on the perilous journey across Biggo's living room.
The Football's On
Series 10, Episode 13A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 32 - Lloyd Of The PestsQueen Libby is at her wits' end - food is going missing from the colony and the larvae are hungry, but there's some sort of pest at work and the ants just can't track it down. Against her better judgement, Libby accepts Lloyd's offer to find the pest...
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 4 - How To Ignite Your Errand BoyArkwright's plan to make his own fire lighters has a snag, they may be somewhat dangerous to make...Oh well, Granville is not busy...
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Souvenir StallThe gang are opening a souvenir pottery stall at the park - but all the pottery gets smashed. Sooty tries to make some more with fresh clay but things don't quite go to plan.
Horrible Histories
Series 9, Episode 4 - Precious PlanetCharles Darwin hosts a look at how we've treated the planet throughout history.
The Comedy Bus
Episode 5 - Suzi Ruffel's PortsmouthSuzi Ruffell returns home to the city she left at eighteen for the bright lights of London. Now, almost 12 years later, she's returning home with her bus mates to for a journey of self-discovery and giving Pompey a second chance. She'll be taking her gaggle of comedians to the south coast where they'll re-live some of Suzi's fondest childhood memories by visiting a skate park, trying their hand at the arcade games, and giving 'gay Portsmouth' a real chance by visiting local drag performer Cherry Liquor.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 3 - The Rights Of Man (Except For Howard)Hobbo decides that the still-homeless Howard needs to show Pearl who's boss, but after Pearl slams the door in his face, Howard is despondent.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 23 - Rat PackDave wants to learn to play the drums at school, but is given the recorder. With a talent show around the corner, Dave gets practising.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 24 - Flea ManDave and Fuzzypeg the dog get dirty playing at the local dump, so dirty in fact that Fuzzypeg picks up an extremely grumpy flea.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 4 - Howard And The Great OutdoorsHobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 9 - Prize PossessionThe Farmer can't believe his luck - he has a winning ticket! He just needs to keep it safe until morning and there's only one dog for the job. Unfortunately, Bitzer is a hopeless guard dog. Can he rescue the winning ticket, or has he lost the Farmer's fortune?
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 40 - We Aren't FamilyDanger Mouse finds himself in a dance-off to win back one of Squawk's deadly inventions.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 41 - Crouching Hamster, Hidden WagonPenfold is summoned by his Granny to help retrieve the stolen book of Farm Fu.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 13 - Waffle Steals The ShowDoug, Ali and Mrs Hobbs all perform in the school show, but Evie nearly misses the finale.
The March Hare
A repeat of this 1956 film.
I Didn't Know You Cared
Series 3, Episode 5 - Stout DeedsJust as Les is coming to terms with the news of Pat's pregnancy and returns to the house from his self-imposed exile in Mort's railway carriage, Annie announces that she may be expecting too!
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 16 - Thumb WarsIn a somewhat misguided attempt to resolve Dennis and Walter's spiralling competitiveness, Miss Mistry offers thumb wrestling as a solution - but can Walter play fair, or will the situation get out of hand?
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 17 - President DennisDennis is accidentally elected class president and is eager to shed the burden that comes with the title. However, every daft class policy he declares only makes him more popular.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Special - MinnelliumIt's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 4 - How To Ignite Your Errand BoyArkwright's plan to make his own fire lighters has a snag, they may be somewhat dangerous to make...Oh well, Granville is not busy...
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 19 - Hiccup HavocSupertato harnesses the power of his hiccups to save Tato Tower from Evil Pea's jam attack.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 14 - Bullet Train, JapanIn Japan, Grandmaster Glitch is at a railway station, wondering where his grimbots have gone. Some excited bleeps further down the platform reveal that they've jumped into the driver's cabin of a bullet train and are happily pressing all the buttons!
Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 6 - Off The RailsJessie is hinting that there's trouble at home, so Millie draws on her own experience to help. They are due to dance at the school show when Jessie goes on the rampage.
Lovejoy
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Price of FishWhile Lovejoy goes away with Charlotte to value an antique clock, Charlie Gimbert tries to evict him. And an antique fish reveals a romantic secret.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 3 - Let Them Eat CakeA day of discontent at Maplin's when the pay packets arrive together with a new camp host to replace Ted Bovis. Rehearsals for 'the execution of Marie Antoinette' go disastrously wrong when Peggy almost loses her head.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 33 - Tomorrow Never ComesDreams come true as The Princess returns and erases weekdays forever! It's up to Danger Mouse to ruin everyone's lives and restore weekdays before it's too late.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 8 - Night Of The Living VegMrs Creecher uses the school's allotment to hold Class 3C's 'Biggest Veg' competition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 3 - The Rights Of Man (Except For Howard)Hobbo decides that the still-homeless Howard needs to show Pearl who's boss, but after Pearl slams the door in his face, Howard is despondent.
The Football's On
Series 10, Episode 13A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 4 - Howard And The Great OutdoorsHobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 4 - Treasure In The Plant AisleIn the perilous plant aisle, Supertato and Evil Pea team up to find treasure as they have half a map each, but she tricks him and steals the map to find the treasure for herself.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 21 - Tepui Mountains, VenezuelaFoz, Kyan and Lars are climbing a Tepui in Venezuela, with Xuli exploring this amazing place in her Vroomster.
Minder
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Birdman Of Wormwood ScrubsEx-con Ernie leaves prison after fourteen years with a quarter of a million stashed away in a bank. Enter the ever-helpful Arthur.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 11 - BrandedGodfrey finds himself a victim of ridicule after he tells Captain Mainwaring that during the Great War he was a conscientious objector.
GiggleQuiz
Series 2, Episode 7 - Dina Lady's Cakey Mix UpGail is excited to have Dina Lady on her team as she mixes up a messy cake creation.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 3 - Waffle The GuestWaffle tries to be a purr-fect house guest for Mrs Hobbs but he misses the Brooklyn-Bells.
May To December
Series 3, Episode 7 - I Guess I'll Have To Change My PlansJamie is living back with Alec and Zoë whilst he recovers from his operation. He is rather worried however at the fact he is developing feelings for Zoë.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 7At long last, Penny moves into the new flat with Vince. Their new life seems idyllic until she goes out one morning and forgets to lock the front door. Their happy home is burgled and the couple are back to square one...
Taskmaster
Series 8, Episode 6 - Rock 'n' Roll UmlautOne of the secrets to the Taskmaster's successful reign of tyranny is that he's ruthlessly unpredictable which means things can change very, very quickly in this game. Alex Horne takes scrupulous notes as Paul Sinha squats in a telephone box and Iain Stirling stakes his claim for the Scottish national football team.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Special - MinnelliumIt's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.
Sick Of It
Series 2, Episode 1 - The BiscuitAfter Aunt Norma replaces Karl with a young sparky care worker called Ruby to replace Karl, it triggers a bout of soul searching about how little he's achieved in his life. Karl being Karl, he seeks to rectify this by bingeing on biscuits before attempting to dislodge Ruby in Norma's affections.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 8 - A White Sweater And A Solicitor's LetterA letter intended for Compo interests the town and terrifies his son, Tom.
Sick Of It
Series 2, Episode 2 - The En-SuiteAfter being locked out the bathroom by Norma and Ruby, Karl decides to upgrade his job by moving into personal chauffeuring. The aim - to earn enough money to move out of Norma's into his own flat with his own en-suite bathroom.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 4 - How To Ignite Your Errand BoyArkwright's plan to make his own fire lighters has a snag, they may be somewhat dangerous to make...Oh well, Granville is not busy...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 9 - Why Is Barry At An Angle?Barry finds promotion at the building society brings problems.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 11 - BrandedGodfrey finds himself a victim of ridicule after he tells Captain Mainwaring that during the Great War he was a conscientious objector.
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 2, Episode 4 - Beware The Ides Of MarchFrank and Lu investigate a series of deadly "accidents" on a psychic TV programme hosted by two warring sisters.
Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 3, Episode 4 - Andy MurrayRob and Romesh hang out with British sporting legend Sir Andy Murray. They catch up with him as he models his new sports wear range, before being pushed to their limits in a tennis training session and Andy's favourite hobby, road cycling. Their mission is to try to get to know what makes the greatest British tennis player of all time really tick.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 12 - Man HuntAfter a memo warns the platoon to look out for parachutes, Walker admits to discovering one in the woods some weeks ago. Mainwaring's keen to identify whether the material was British or German, but that's not so easy as it was turned into several dozen pairs of ladies' knickers!
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 3 - Ben Fogle, Janet Street Porter, Greg DaviesPresenter and adventurer Ben Fogle, journalist Janet Street Porter and comic Greg Davies try to dump in Room 101 multi-channel TV, Extreme Fishing With Robson Green and an old man in a village in Spain who appears to hate Greg.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 51 - Green-Eyes MonsterLil' Sue turns into a stomping green-eyes monster, and it is up to Dabe and the rest of Lil' Sue's friends to calm her down before she ends up big and green forever.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 52 - The FlipsideAccording to Gareth the starfish, every pancake has two sides, happy and grumpy. If Dave is to leave his pancake on the grumpy side, he had better prepare himself for an adventure... on the flipside!
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 2, Episode 5 - No More Cakes And AleIn a race against the clock, Frank and Lu must track down a vital witness in a crown court trial.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 8 - ChristineAfter the events of New Year's Eve, Anita's left the canteen. Her replacement, Christine, has chronic flatulence and manages to upset, annoy, and/or anger everyone within a couple of hours. On top of that, the social services want Petula to live with Bren!
Have I Got News For You
Series 63, Episode 7Anna Maxwell Martin makes her HIGNFY debut as she takes to the host's chair. She's joined by comedian Chris McCausland and presenter Steph McGovern on the panels, alongside regular team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parents' EveningParents' evening is a nightmare unlike any other for Alfie, and today he's also got a pile of mock exams to mark before fierce deputy headmistress Pickwell fails his entire class.
Taskmaster
Series 15, Episode 9 - A Show About PedantryIt's nearly the end of the series, and the pressure is so intense that Mae Martin immediately forgets the only rule to a task. Greg Davies demands to be educated about history - but the five comics only seem to know about the year 1066. And there's paint, stomping, poor time keeping and some impressively sneaky prizes in this sort-of semi-final.
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 2 - Sex EducationAlfie becomes embroiled in a web of horror when an exercise in parental appeasement goes disastrously wrong. It's not long before he finds himself leading a sex education class in front of students, parents, angry Mumsnet users, and a couple of foreign exchange students...
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
Series 2, Episode 6Victoria Wood casts another comic glance at the world, with help from Julie Walters and Celia Imrie.
Scot Squad
Series 3, Episode 2It's access to all departments in this week's Scot Squad as the spoof comedy flashes the spotlight on the good guys banging up the baddies across the land.
Inside No. 9
Series 8, Episode 6 - The Last WeekendJoe and Chas have been together for nine years. It's a long time to be truly in love with someone. But how long does it take to properly say goodbye?
Meet The Richardsons
Series 4, Episode 8It's Jon's 40th birthday and Lucy has loads of surprises planned, including a private cooking lesson with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall... will Jon finally get that Rik Mayall tattoo?
Black Ops
Episode 3Dom and Kay fail to meet the Brightmarsh Gang's deadline for a drugs payment. Can Dom persuade Kay to steal from the church, or will Kay's faith mean they get their legs broken?
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 1 - Mammy's SpellThe family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party, and the hypnotist puts Agnes and Winnie under his spell.
Man Like Mobeen
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Guz Khan sitcom.
Mock The Week
A selection of three episodes of the satirical panel game.
Shallow Grave
Three friends think they've found the ideal flatmate, until events take an unexpectedly gory and macabre turn.
The Office
Series 1, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceDavid hires Donna, his lodger and the daughter of his best friend. While showing her round the office he discovers a doctored pornographic image of himself. Gareth, due to his covert operations skills, is told to catch the culprit.
The Office
Series 1, Episode 6 - JudgementCrunch time comes and David is told by Head Office that he will be promoted if he sacrifices the branch. True to his innate sense of self-preservation and greed David leaps at the chance for betterment and in a true stroke of genius delivers a speech with rather flawed logic. The office is shocked but Gareth is most devastated - who will take him seriously now he is no longer Assistant to the Regional Manager?
Taskmaster
Series 15, Episode 9 - A Show About PedantryIt's nearly the end of the series, and the pressure is so intense that Mae Martin immediately forgets the only rule to a task. Greg Davies demands to be educated about history - but the five comics only seem to know about the year 1066. And there's paint, stomping, poor time keeping and some impressively sneaky prizes in this sort-of semi-final.
The Fast Show
The Last Fast Show Ever, Episode 3 - Part ThreeFast-moving BBC Two sketch show featuring a host of hugely popular characters.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 10 (Channel 4: Series 11), Episode 2Guest captain Lee Mack and Catherine Tate go up against Sean Lock and Miles Jupp. John Cooper Clarke joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent.
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
Series 2, Episode 6Victoria Wood casts another comic glance at the world, with help from Julie Walters and Celia Imrie.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 4 - Too-Ra Taloo Rye-EhThis week an annoying printer gets the sledge-hammer treatment, Christine Hamilton receives an unexpected gift, and some bees get to travel first class. Sort of...
Man Like Mobeen
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Guz Khan sitcom.
The Office
Series 1, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceDavid hires Donna, his lodger and the daughter of his best friend. While showing her round the office he discovers a doctored pornographic image of himself. Gareth, due to his covert operations skills, is told to catch the culprit.
How I Won The War
Absurdist anti-war comedy starring Michael Crawford as a hopeless lieutenant in the Second World War.
The Office
Series 1, Episode 6 - JudgementCrunch time comes and David is told by Head Office that he will be promoted if he sacrifices the branch. True to his innate sense of self-preservation and greed David leaps at the chance for betterment and in a true stroke of genius delivers a speech with rather flawed logic. The office is shocked but Gareth is most devastated - who will take him seriously now he is no longer Assistant to the Regional Manager?
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parents' EveningParents' evening is a nightmare unlike any other for Alfie, and today he's also got a pile of mock exams to mark before fierce deputy headmistress Pickwell fails his entire class.
Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 11 - Sugar Puff DaddySara Pascoe invites Taskmaster's Alex Horne, comic Lou Sanders, presenter Roman Kemp and Loose Women's Janet Street-Porter into the Comedy Central loft alongside regular captains Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and side-kick John Kearns.
The Fast Show
The Last Fast Show Ever, Episode 3 - Part ThreeFast-moving BBC Two sketch show featuring a host of hugely popular characters.
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 2 - Sex EducationAlfie becomes embroiled in a web of horror when an exercise in parental appeasement goes disastrously wrong. It's not long before he finds himself leading a sex education class in front of students, parents, angry Mumsnet users, and a couple of foreign exchange students...
Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 20Comedian Al Murray hosts teams from across the UK in a traditional British pub quiz. Which of these contenders will be the ultimate pub quiz team?