Television
TV schedule Wednesday 3rd May 2023
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 19 - Cheesy DreamsIt's bedtime, and Dave has eaten a cheesecake that was not meant for him - finding himself stuck inside a cheesy dream with the rest of the Spuds, the only way to escape is to admit what he has done and confront his cheesy guilt.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 20 - Krustee SlothAnna and Dave are building a toy sloth from the parts given away free with every Bran Cran Krustee cereal box - when finally complete, their toy ends up bigger than Grimsby Heights, and Dave and Anna must find a way to keep it under control.
Citizen Khan
Series 2, Episode 3 - Amjad's Health CheckMr Khan's desperate to meet the local MP, visiting the mosque on a health crusade, and so takes Amjad along to be medically tested...
Minder
Series 2, Episode 3 - You Lose Some, You Win SomeMaurice organises a gambling school of six customers who are being threatened by the casino, despite having promised his wife that he won't gamble any more. Terry and Arthur have to look after them until Maurice has made his profit.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 23 - Cock A Doodle ShaunThe cockerel is missing and there's no one to wake up the farm. When Shaun discovers the cockerel has been snatched by the greedy fox, he sets off with Bitzer on a daring rescue mission. Will they get the cockerel back in time to wake up the rest of the farm?
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 16 - There's Something About ScarlettMoments after landing himself a date with Scarlett Johamster, Danger Mouse and the Professor pounce on Penfold with conflicting advice on how to woo his new world-famous love interest.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 21 - Too Cool For RulesDennis and his mates rebel against an outbreak of unfair fun-killing rules.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 46 - Maasai Mara National Park, KenyaThe team roars into action as Glitch tries to take a selfie with a lion in the Maasai Mara.
The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 2 - My Son The LoverSonny Foster's gift as a portrait painter pays off when the prettiest girl in the school sits for him. And, like many an artist, Sonny falls madly in love with his beautiful model.
May To December
Series 1, Episode 4 - Anything You Can DoAlec is rather embarrassed by his encounter with Zoë's parents.
Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Return Of The FlyNick Helm, Harriet Kemsley, Michael Dapaah and Helen Bauer join Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and John Kearns to identify famous names or objects.
Never The Twain
Series 8, Episode 2 - Nursery TimesSimon decides a little emotional blackmail is called for when David and Lyn start looking for a home of their own.
The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 3 - God's Business Is Good BusinessOne of Samuel's old friends arrives unexpectedly at the flat - and he's now a flashy, successful American preacher. But are his motives wholly honest, and will Samuel take up his offer of work? After all, they first met as hardcore gamblers...
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 4An ageing tramp pays his yearly visit to Grantleigh in search of work as a casual labourer. After playing Richard and Audrey off against each other for the duration, he's got one or two revelations left...
Never The Twain
Series 8, Episode 3 - Whose Baby?As the christening draws near, David tries to get up the nerve to break some bad news.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 12 - The JustinosaurusJustin decides to dig up a dinosaur and turn Justin's House into a dinosaur museum.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 4 - The CommodoreHyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.
I Didn't Know You Cared
Series 4, Episode 6 - What's In A NameFollowing Pat's discharge from hospital, Annie has only one thing on her mind: Mort needs to be Christened before he can get married. It soon transpires that he's not the only one to have missed out on that particular rite...
So Awkward
Series 6, Episode 7 - Do The Write ThingLily and Martha compete to be best friends with exchange student Kesia.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 3 - DownThe Twirlywoos learn all about down when Toodloo gets on a runaway roller-skate. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen creates a course for marbles to roll down.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 1 - MondayIt's the first day of Year 9 - and pupil Mark has got some big news.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Christmas Special - RafflesTed decides to raffle Clive's car and switch it for a look-alike banger before delivering it to the lucky winner.
Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 2, Episode 3 - ArgentinaJoel and Nish will have 4 days to prove themselves to the Gauchos that they aren't one trick ponies by mastering horse riding and learning how to lasso, herd and move cattle from across the Argentinian plains. Will they have to buck up their ideas? Or can they be whipped into shape?
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 50 - NutbumNutbum the tardigrade turns up making frantic efforts to get Lloyd to do something... but what? Convinced it is serious, Lloyd does whatever he can to translate what Nutbum is saying, but communication is not as easy as he hopes.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 51 - Goodbye AbacusExcitement turns to sadness when Lloyd discovers that his family's move to a whole new Biggo house means that he'll never see Abacus again, so Lloyd makes it his mission to find Abacus a new best friend!
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 15 - The Rainy DayWith heavy rain closing the park and leaks in the caravan roof, Richard's spirits are certainly dampened. Can expert plumbers Sooty and Sweep solve the problem or is everybody in for a super soaking?
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 9 - Wily Winston ChurchillThis episode follows Winston Churchill from a young soldier in India during the time of Queen Victoria, through the First World War, to victory in World War II, and finally to his retirement in the Swinging Sixties. Meanwhile across the world, meet the American soldier literally spreading propaganda around the battlefields, and learn about Gandhi's more eccentric side.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
The Huggetts Abroad
A feel-good comedy road movie in which the Huggetts family drive towards a new life in South Africa by truck.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 2 - What Happened To The Horse?An innocuous forest becomes the focus of ghostly rumours.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 3 - Variations On A Theme Of Road RageHoward gets a bargain when he buys a used car.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 5 - Squawkenbard Kingcluck BrunelWhen King Kong Brunel suggests that the Professor's success is all due to her privileged life as Danger Agency lab technician with scientist parents, an irked Squawk uses Brunel's Cow Trainer to swap bodies with him in order to show that she could be just as successful in his shoes.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 6 - Live And Let CryHaving put the Danger Babies through their paces, Professor Squawkencluck leaves it to Danger Mouse to settle them down with a nice soothing story.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 13 - Helpful WaffleWaffle tries to help his friend, Pepper, find a new owner.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 4 - The CommodoreHyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 35 - The Order Of The Golden SausageDennis leads the gang on the baffling trail of a mysterious Beanotown secret society.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 36 - WOAH! So QuietWalter and Dennis go head to head in a sponsored silence. Being quiet doesn't come naturally to either of them, as they struggle to make it through a chaotic school day and keep schtumm.
Millie Inbetween
Specials, Episode 1 - Promises PromisesLauren and Craig return home to celebrate mum and Mike's first wedding anniversary, but when Declan drops a romantic bombshell on Lauren and dad drops an explosive one on Millie, everyone's future is turned upside-down.
I Didn't Know You Cared
Series 4, Episode 6 - What's In A NameFollowing Pat's discharge from hospital, Annie has only one thing on her mind: Mort needs to be Christened before he can get married. It soon transpires that he's not the only one to have missed out on that particular rite...
The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 2 - My Son The LoverSonny Foster's gift as a portrait painter pays off when the prettiest girl in the school sits for him. And, like many an artist, Sonny falls madly in love with his beautiful model.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cheese MoonIt's a space race as Supertato helps Carrot fly her baguette rocket to become the first Veggie on the cheese moon, but halfway there Evil Pea makes them crash land.
The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 3 - God's Business Is Good BusinessOne of Samuel's old friends arrives unexpectedly at the flat - and he's now a flashy, successful American preacher. But are his motives wholly honest, and will Samuel take up his offer of work? After all, they first met as hardcore gamblers...
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 49 - The Blue Mountains, JamaicaTrouble brews in Jamaica when Glitch's campfire threatens a coffee plantation.
Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 10 - Irish StewLovejoy and Jane go to Ireland in search of a Yeats painting. But two stolen pages from a medieval manuscript prompt another investigation.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 13 - The Unusual SuspectsWhen secret information is leaked from HQ all eyes fall on Colonel K! Is it possible he's a traitor or is there something suspicious about his moustache?
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 36 - School Of CrocWhen Walter leaves his pampered pet croc, Crunchzilla, to fend for itself, Dennis and the gang help him to get in touch with its wild side. Walter does his best to prevent them, as he needs to keep the croc tame in the hope of getting back his father's limo keys, which Crunchzilla has accidentally swallowed.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Christmas Special - RafflesTed decides to raffle Clive's car and switch it for a look-alike banger before delivering it to the lucky winner.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 2 - BathtimeWho likes a freezing bath? Noone! Shaun and pals go commando and do everything they can to have a hot relaxing sheep dip!
Breeders
Series 1, Episode 5 - No DadPaul and Ally are thrilled that Sprout the family gerbil has finally died, but explaining loss to Luke and Ava is more difficult than they thought as grief manifests itself in mysterious ways and throws the family off course.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 2 - What Happened To The Horse?An innocuous forest becomes the focus of ghostly rumours.
Breeders
Series 1, Episode 6 - No TalkingIn the wake of Michael's death, the family stay with Darren at his country house, but Paul's attempt to give Ally space by taking on kid duties and Darren's fixation on work doesn't help Ally find a chance to say goodbye.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 13 - Double Doughnut RescueSupertato almost quits being a superhero when he can't save two friends at the same time.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 4 - Rainforests Of Sumatra, IndonesiaWhen Grandmaster Glitch invents the world's most pungent perfume, he finds he needs one more ingredient: the super stinky aroma of the titan arum, a huge flower that blooms once every few years in the rainforests of Sumatra.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 4 - Don't Tell Them Willie Boy Was HereTerry has to mind a champion boxer who is making a comeback after two years away from the ring. But the crooked promoter has plans to fix the fight.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 3 - Variations On A Theme Of Road RageHoward gets a bargain when he buys a used car.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 1 - Waffle's Ball Pit PondIt's the hottest day of the year and Waffle is eating ice cream to cool down.
May To December
Series 1, Episode 4 - Anything You Can DoAlec is rather embarrassed by his encounter with Zoë's parents.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 6 - Shooting PainsMainwaring's delighted when the platoon is chosen to provide a Guard of Honour for the Prime Minister at a local event. However, Major Regan is still on their backs, and sets up a showdown between Walmington-on-Sea and the nearby Eastgate platoon.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 4An ageing tramp pays his yearly visit to Grantleigh in search of work as a casual labourer. After playing Richard and Audrey off against each other for the duration, he's got one or two revelations left...
Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 2 - My Eyes Are CirclesPhil Wang makes ogres poignant despite his eye-catching costume, Jessica Knappett beautifully mimics a funny noise and James Acaster finds various circles. Alex Horne carefully records it all for his beloved boss, Greg Davies.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 4 - The CommodoreHyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 6 - The Only Diesel Powered Saxophone In CaptivityCompo challenges an old school rival, Goatie Helliwell, to a children's trolley race.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Christmas Special - RafflesTed decides to raffle Clive's car and switch it for a look-alike banger before delivering it to the lucky winner.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 7 - Perfection - Thy Name Is RidleyCompo is suffering from hearing an abundance of praise for a widower across the valley which is only made worse when Nora comes to clean for him.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 6 - Shooting PainsMainwaring's delighted when the platoon is chosen to provide a Guard of Honour for the Prime Minister at a local event. However, Major Regan is still on their backs, and sets up a showdown between Walmington-on-Sea and the nearby Eastgate platoon.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 1 - Operation KiltThe platoon take part in an exercise in which they must protect the church hall from being captured by full-time soldiers lead by a Scottish captain.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 25 - Spuds On A PlaneDave's first plane journey doesn't go to plan when the air pressure and the need to go to the toilet makes his head swell.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Wrinkly BusInstructed to keep an eye on Gran while the rest of the Spuds visit to the doctor, Dave finds that she has escaped.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mammy?It's a stressful day for Agnes, as everything seems to be happening all at once. Rory and Dino have had a huge falling out, and Mark and Betty have got their emigration visas and are off to Australia.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 4, Episode 1This week includes an amazing musical performance from Little Mix; Michael is in Merseyside for The Midnight Gameshow; This Morning presenter Holly Willoughby hands her phone over to Michael as she plays Send To All, and the return of Unexpected Star will see some of the most ambitious stunts to date.
Painting Birds With Jim And Nancy Moir
Series 1, Episode 3 - KentJim and Nancy are joined by music legend Jools Holland and local artist David Hunt as they travel to Kent to paint the stunning long-eared owl.
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 4Jo Brand assumes the role of host as panellists poke fun at the week's events. Zoe Lyons and Irish columnist, literary editor and drama critic Fintan O'Toole join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 4 - Super MammyAgnes is feeling self-conscious about her weight after some less-than-flattering comments from her family. She decides to go on a diet but struggles to keep her resolve when she sees her favourite foods.
The Moments That Made...
Episode 3 - Jack DochertyJack Docherty is one of the country's most innovative comedy talents, loved for his portrayal as Chief Miekelson in Scot Squad and his cult classic characters in Absolutely. But despite having a cult classic TV series and becoming a late-night host, launching a channel with none other than the Spice Girls, he nearly gave it all up.
Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fifth stand-up DVD, full of his controversal one-liners.
Detectorists
Series 3, Episode 3With time running out, Andy and Lance go to great (action-packed) lengths to protect their land. Away from the fields, life is no less stressful as Andy quits his job and Lance finds an unwelcome guest in the spare room. An audacious theft leaves Lance reeling.
East Of Ipswich
A comedy about a family holiday at a Suffolk seaside resort.
Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 3, Episode 5 - Tom Grennan & Vick and JordanKeith Lemon goes shopping for homeware with singer Tom Grennan, and looks for budget fashion with Radio 1 presenters Vick Hope and Jordan North.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 6 - Nina Conti, Rob Beckett, JimeoinNina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.
Starstruck
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Rose Matafeo sitcom.
Katherine Ryan: Missus
Stand-up special from Katherine Ryan.
Frankie Boyle's Farewell To The Monarchy
Comic documentary in which Frankie Boyle examines the past and future of the monarchy.
Dreamland
Episode 4Clare can't bear to be around Mel, so sets off early from the flat for the Heroes of Margate Awards ceremony, which she is covering for her paper.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mammy?It's a stressful day for Agnes, as everything seems to be happening all at once. Rory and Dino have had a huge falling out, and Mark and Betty have got their emigration visas and are off to Australia.
Two Doors Down
Series 2, Episode 3There are high hopes of a fine feast at Eric and Beth's house. The only trouble is, Beth forgot that Jaz was a vegetarian.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 4 - Super MammyAgnes is feeling self-conscious about her weight after some less-than-flattering comments from her family. She decides to go on a diet but struggles to keep her resolve when she sees her favourite foods.
Brassic
Series 3, Episode 6Erin's brother Ronnie returns to Hawley claiming he has turned over a new leaf. Erin reluctantly convinces farmer Jim to let him stay in his spare room, but it's not long before Ronnie and his con mate Keithy cause total havoc.
Mock The Week
Series 13, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain and the team present a special end of series show featuring new material, out-takes and favourite bits.
The Windsors
Coronation SpecialThe Windsors are back and they're more deluded and dysfunctional than ever before! Plus one of them is being crowned King...
Jam & Jerusalem
Series 3, Episode 3 - New Beginnings & Ladies In LavenderTash and Spike finish restoring their van and Tash finally prepares to move out of the family home. But how far will she get?
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Jon Richardson and Jo Brand take on Joe Wilkinson and Jamali Maddix. Rachel Parris is in Dictionary Corner.
Taskmaster
Series 15, Episode 5 - Old HonkfootAs the five intrepid comedians approach the halfway point in the series, Taskmaster Greg wants to put all of their skills to the test by challenging their short-term memory, their musicality, and their short-term memory. Frankie Boyle impresses with his falsetto. Kiell Smith-Bynoe wows everyone with his spoon retrieval abilities. And Mae Martin fakes their way into Little Alex Horne's wallet.
Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 4The Royle campervan hits the North-East, to experience the Angel of the North, a working coal mine and glass blowing - and meet local pigeon-racers, food bank heroes - and a soccer legend.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 3 - I Is Da QueenMoney is the root of all comedy as Dave considers our love of cash.
Life Is Sweet
A comedy film by Mike Leigh starring Jim Broadbent and Alison Steadman as an ordinary couple struggling to cope with family life.
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 8 - Fruit Of The DesertLovejoy chooses to ignore Caroline and Tinker's warnings and soon regrets a meeting with a retired diplomat who is offering to sell him priceless antiques at low prices.
Starstruck
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Rose Matafeo sitcom.
Minder
Series 1, Episode 11 - You Gotta Have FriendsTerry finds himself in the cells when he helps a friend of Arthur's who is wanted for attempted murder.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 21 (Channel 4: Series 22), Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts as Roisin Conaty and Kiri Pritchard-McLean take on Jon Richardson and Rob Beckett. Comedian Huge Davies is in Dictionary Corner. Regular Countdown mathematician Rachel Riley and lexicographer Susie Dent are on hand to adjudicate.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 6 - Nina Conti, Rob Beckett, JimeoinNina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.
The Reluctant Landlord
Series 1, Episode 3 - Mama's BoyRomesh gets caught in another jam when he's forced to put Lemon's mum Debbie up in his spare room.
Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 6 - How Long Is A Piece Of StringSara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Maisie Adam, Josh Pugh, Josh Jones, and Snoochie Shy to play another round of absurd guessing games.
Jam & Jerusalem
Series 3, Episode 3 - New Beginnings & Ladies In LavenderTash and Spike finish restoring their van and Tash finally prepares to move out of the family home. But how far will she get?
The Reluctant Landlord
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mystery ShopperRom discovers there's a brewery mystery shopper on the prowl. To make matters even worse, Natasha needs Romesh's help as she wants to impress her colleagues at a company meal.
Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 7Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne, oversees the clash between The Chase from Nuneaton and The Duke of Cambridge from Battersea.