Television
TV schedule Saturday 22nd April 2023
6am
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Sailors Don't Care
A repeat of this 1940 film.
6am
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Guessable?
Series 2, Episode 6This week, Sara Pascoe invites comedians Katherine Ryan and Ed Gamble, plus Scarlett Moffatt and Gyles Brandreth, into the Comedy Central loft.
6:05am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 11 - The Great TidyingSucked into the vacuum cleaner, Catastrophe Jim tries to convince Lloyd, Abacus and PB that they are now in the afterlife. Lloyd refuses to believe that a life as significant as his could be over so soon, so he sets out to prove that they're still alive.
6:20am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 12 - A Fridge Too FarLloyd is cross when Berry brings his parents fruit fresh from the fridge - if anyone's going to raid the fridge, it should be him! Lloyd and Abacus therefore head to the fridge with Berry as their guide, but they find themselves unprepared for the cold...
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 27 - Cimate Change, The Arctic OceanThe Go Jetters are watching for polar bears, but an iceberg is heading for their ship.
6:55am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 15 - Super BirthdaySupertato is delighted when Evil Pea comes to his birthday party, but Carrot is suspicious. Soon Evil Pea unleashes the Mini Peas, who try to steal Supertato's birthday present.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 6 - Babysitter BitzerThe flock are off for a girls night out leaving Bitzer to Babysit Timmy. It's not long before the youngster makes clear who's in charge.
7:05am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 10 - Bitzer's New WhistleBitzer takes delivery of his new hi-tech farmyard control module, but when the gadget malfunctions, Bitzer is left wishing for his old whistle.
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 6A football, biscuit, sofa bed and pair of shoes are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
7:10am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 3 - BathmageddonIt's time for Gnasher's annual bath, but the stinky hound will do anything to avoid it.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 42 - The Confidence TrickDanger Mouse's confidence take a hit when The Baron steals it to invigorate his shy daughter and create a criminal mastermind!
7:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the first and second series.
7:25am
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 4 - Demon Barber II (Turbo)Sean invents a video game that seems destined to put his father out of business.
7:25am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 36 - WOAH! So QuietWalter and Dennis go head to head in a sponsored silence. Being quiet doesn't come naturally to either of them, as they struggle to make it through a chaotic school day and keep schtumm.
7:50am
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 5 - Love LettersBeverley is distraught when she finds some love letters written by Cuthbert.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 37 - Go Jet Academy: Around The World In 80 DaysThe team can't go outside, but a book and a little imagination takes them on an adventure.
8:20am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 5, Episode 5Granville surprises Kath when she pops in for her regular loaf of bread when he claims to have a special way of matching the right product with the customer.
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 3 - Greatest Gig In TownWith Bitz on drums, Bob on guitar and Bevel on vocals, The Booyahs are ready to perform.
9am
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Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 2 - The In-LawsShazia and Amjad's wedding is fast approaching. As Mr and Mrs Khan's relationship with Amjad's mother, Mrs Malik, has been fractious at best, they invite the Maliks to the house for a dinner party.
9:35am
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Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 3 - Aunty NoorMrs Khan takes on more shifts at the local supermarket, leaving Mr Khan in charge as househusband.
9:45am
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Monster Court
Episode 5 - The Case Of The Missing SlimeA mum who won't let her children have slime is today's defendant in front of Judge Smudge.
9:50am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 25 - Not So SupertatoEvil Pea tricks Supertato into thinking that he's lost all of his superpowers.
10:15am
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Only Fools And Horses
A repeat-run of the second series of the David Jason sitcom.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sooty's Space RocketWhen Sooty builds his own space rocket, he is determined to be the first teddy bear on Mars. But when the rocket crash-lands on Mr. Slater's mobile toilet, will all his dreams go down the pan?
10:30am
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The Football's On
Series 10, Episode 9A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests.
11am
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Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 2A pirate captain regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows, a Georgian sportsman invents a whole new way of boxing, King Charles II raps about his party lifestyle.
11:30am
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Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging
Coming-of-age comedy starring Georgia Groome as a teenager who is just coming up to 15 and eager to meet boys.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 9 - Losing SteamBitz, Bob and Bevel are racing across the desert in a steam train to deliver ice cream for the opening of Purl's ice cream parlour.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 3 - Fatberg, London Sewers, EnglandWhile Lars, Kelly and Xuli go into the sewers to help keep London clean, Glitch and the Grimbots create some enormous blockages after flushing thousands of wet wipes down the toilet. It's up to the Go Jetters to clear away the fatberg Glitch has created, clean the sewers and save the city's streets.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 45 - Endangered Species, Sao Paulo, BrazilThe rare Black Lion Tamarins need help to survive in the pristine forests of Sao Paulo.
1:35pm
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So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Look And LoveRob enters a modelling competition and Lily is determined he will win using 'the look'. Martha practices dating, only her lovestruck date Rufus doesn't know it's just pretend.
1:45pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.
2pm
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Painting Birds With Jim And Nancy Moir
Series 1, Episode 1 - NorthumberlandArtist Jim Moir, aka Vic Reeves, and his wife Nancy visit beauty spots around Britain and create original pieces of art celebrating the unique species of bird native to that region over the course of a weekend. They begin by heading to Northumberland, meeting actor Mark Benton and artist Bethany Maddocks on the trip.
2pm
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Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 5 - TimeslidesAfter discovering that they're able to literally step into the past through photographs, Lister resolves to change his past, become a multi-millionaire and never board Red Dwarf. Rimmer however, is less satisfied with this new reality.
2:05pm
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So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 7 - Loyalty PointsLily and Jas fake a falling out to get Rob and Sid to stop arguing, while Ollie and Martha train Mr Malone to be a better teacher.
2:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 6 - The Last DayThe ship receives a message informing them that Kryten's expiry date has come, and he will shortly shut down and be replaced. Lister decides to hold a party in his honour, but things don't quite go as expected.
2:55pm
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Lagging
Series 2, Episode 2 - PolterguestLeah dares to scare Team SMoRCLe when she borrows the spookiest game ever. But the real horror is Mo's bottom!
3:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
4pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
4:30pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 7 - Chilli To The RescueChilli becomes Super Chilli as he tries to be a superhero just like Supertato.
4:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 12, Episode 5 - JuryLee does jury service and joins eleven other jurors in the jury room to debate whether the accused is guilty or not. A simple enough task - until he decides to put the other jurors on trial.
5pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
5:05pm
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The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists
Aardman claymation film about a gang of pirates and their luxuriantly bearded captain.
5:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 12, Episode 6 - TentLee organises a family camping trip into the back of beyond where they soon discover that no one can hear them scream.
6pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of the lie-based panel game.
6:25pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
7pm
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Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 3, Episode 1 - ArtRob and Romesh are delving into the world of art. Romesh will be taking Rob to his first ever art gallery, before they head to a top art school to learn different disciplines. The show culminates with each of them having to present an exhibition, in front of a crowd of art fans, at the world famous Saatchi Gallery.
7pm
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Blankety Blank
Series 18, Episode 4Taking part this time around are Rachel Riley, Baga Chipz, Liza Tarbuck, Rhod Gilbert, Ore Oduba and Scarlett Moffatt.
7:40pm
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Ghosts
A selection of episodes from the third series of the supernatural sitcom.
7:45pm
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We Love...
Episode 3 - We Love Dad's ArmyWe Love Dad's Army charts the story of the show from humble beginnings to smash hit. This show celebrates all the iconic catchphrases, the hilarious stunts and goes behind the scenes to discover what happened when the cameras stopped rolling.
8pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of three episodes from the Lee Mack sitcom.
9:15pm
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Scot Squad
Series 2, Episode 6Volunteer Officer Ken Beattie discovers that there is more than meets the eye to a blind man he is assisting. Maggie LeBeau provides a tour of her call centre, while Desk Sergeant Karen Ann Millar is contronted by a case of cut-price bananas.
9:45pm
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Short Stuff
Compilation of comedy sketches, including Katie having a serious misunderstanding on her job hunt, Sarah dealing with unsolicited advice from Brian and an evil AI bot striking back.
9:45pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the third series of the adult sitcom.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Jon Richardson and Jo Brand take on Joe Wilkinson and Jamali Maddix. Rachel Parris is in Dictionary Corner.
10pm
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Porridge
A selection of episodes from the second series of the prison-based sitcom.
10pm
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A League Of Their Own
European Road Trip, Episode 1First up, Freddie and Jamie strike it out across the Channel in a sailing race before kicking out a rouge-faced can-can in front of a sell-out crowd in Paris. Look out for famous faces en route, including Alan Carr and Kevin Pietersen.
10:05pm
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The Cleaner
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Greg Davies sitcom.
10:15pm
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Mock The Week
Series 19, Episode 5With Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Maisie Adam and Michael Odewale.
10:55pm
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Mock The Week
Series 19, Episode 6Dara O Briain hosts as regular panellist Hugh Dennis looks back on the latest events in news and politics, with the help of Tom Allen, Maff Brown, Ria Lina, Ed Byrne and Rhys James.
11:20pm
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Confessions Of A Window Cleaner
Sex comedy following Timothy Lea as he embarks on a window cleaning job.
11:30pm
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Ripping Yarns
Series 1, Episode 2 - Escape From Stalag Luft 112 BA British POW's constant escape attempts exasperate his fellow prisoners at a German camp during the Great War.
11:35pm60 min version (repeat)
11:55pm
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Ghosts
Series 3, Episode 5 - Something To Share?When the ghosts try to sabotage Alison's makeshift therapy session for Kitty, they unwittingly face their own demons. And Mike's desire to see the ghosts yields surprising results.
Midnight
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 29, Episode 4Noel Fielding is joined by DJ Jax Jones and actor Mike Wozniak as they face off against Daisy May Cooper, regular Jamali Maddix and singer Ella Henderson. The first round leaves the teams bemused by the bizarre excuses given by Morrissey and Nicki Minaj to cancel shows and a special rendition of a height-based ID parade keeps them all guessing.
Midnight
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Ripping Yarns
Series 1, Episode 3 - Murder At Moorstones ManorHugo and Dora's top-hole weekend in the country turns into a bloodbath.
12:30am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 20 (Channel 4: Series 21), Episode 4Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe take on Sean Lock and Richard Ayoade. Nick Helm joins Susie in Dictionary Corner.
12:30am
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Ghosts
Series 3, Episode 6 - Part Of The FamilyWhile Alison and Mike gear up to make a big investment, the Captain and Kitty work together with the other ghosts to solve an unfolding mystery before it's too late.
12:30am
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The Reluctant Landlord
Series 1, Episode 1 - Dirty HarryRomesh clashes with pub bully Dirty Harry, and Julie dares to introduce cocktails on to the bar menu. Meanwhile, Natasha sucks Lemon into her new juicing diet.
12:30am
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British Sitcom: 60 Years Of Laughing At Ourselves
Documentary celebrating the history of British television sitcom.
12:35am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 56, Episode 4Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Steph McGovern and panellists Richard Osman and Joan Bakewell.
1am
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The Reluctant Landlord
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pants On FireRomesh announces a speciality curry night with a fantastic local chef. His plan is to take on rival landlord David Foster, who's started serving up posh hipster food.
1am
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Jimmy Carr Live: Comedian
Stand-up laughs from leading comedian Jimmy Carr, released as 2007's Comedian DVD.
1am
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Mark Kermode's Secrets Of Cinema: British Comedy
Mark Kermode examines the tropes and commonalities of British comedy films.
1:10am
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The Cleaner
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Greg Davies sitcom.
1:30am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the third series of the adult sitcom.
1:35am65 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 14, Christmas SpecialThe funny and fabulous Sarah Millican introduces king of the one-liner Gary Delaney, the effervescent Laura Lexx and the incredibly sharp Ahir Shah to the stage.
2:15am
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Taskmaster
Series 15, Episode 4 - How Heavy Is The Water?In the fourth episode, Kiell Smith-Bynoe finds himself playing bingo without any shoes on. Mae Martin plays an unusual but potentially brilliant drum solo. And all the comedians create boats to carry eggs in a race involving eggs (in boats).
2:55am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 5 - Marcus Brigstocke and Rich HallJack Dee presents two guests this week, as Marcus Brigstocke muses on Britain's relationship with America, and Rich Hall demonstrates how Bill Gates defies gravity. Plus, Jack answers more text messages from the audience.
3am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 5, Episode 1Granville has a large quantity of bargain spectacles to sell, but will they really do anything to improve his customers' eyesight?
3:20am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 2, Episode 1Rhod returns with the show in which he invites celebrities to revisit their teenage years, beginning with Jason Manford, Scarlett Moffatt and Dane Baptiste.
3:30am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 4 - Just FamilySharon and Tracey fear for their future when Darryl's parents visit.
3:30am
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Marley's Ghosts
Series 2, Episode 6 - ChristmasSet against a backdrop of the local nativity play, some shocking news sets Adam and Michael against each other. By the end of this episode, things will never be the same for Marley and her ghosts.
3:45am
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 6Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Kerry Godliman and Andy Parsons, oversees the battle between The Beehive from Somerset and the Wheelwright Arms from Chester.