Television
TV schedule Monday 3rd April 2023
6:30am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Starfish Called GarethThe Spuds take the camper van on holiday, and end up at the bottom of the sea. Dave has to resort to a resourceful solution to get help.
6:45am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 2 - DonkeyDave rescues an endangered donkey from the docks. Hiding it in the camper van, things take a turn when the donkey eats Gran's glasses.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 1 - Double TroubleWhen Shaun dresses as the farmer he suddenly has the power to boss Bitzer around, so he decides to throw a party. All goes to plan until Shaun encounters the real farmer...
7:05am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 43 - The Spy Who Came In With A ColdGreenback unleashes a new strain of elephant flu upon the world! Will Penfold's immunity to the virus save the day?
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 51 - Bash Streets Back, Alright!On the first day of a new school year, Dennis and the gang imagine all the things that might be new and unfamiliar at Bash Street School. By the time they reach the front gates, they are all expecting the worst.
7:30am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 5 - Keep Off The GrassThe sisters face a moral dilemma. They have seen someone they know involved in a crime, but can they grass him up? Tracey says yes, Sharon says no, but they both change their minds after speaking to Darryl and Chris. Dorien thinks there is only one option.
7:30am
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Class ActMatthew needs a bill-topper for his concert. Step forward Desmond, Shirley and Porkpie.
7:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 22 - The Wieliczka Salt Mine, PolandGrandmaster Glitch's digging causes a flood in the Wieliczka Salt Mine. Can the Go Jetters save the famous salt statues?
7:55am
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 2 - Shimmer And ShinePorkpie gets himself a job and Lee enters Michael for a hair competition.
8am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 4, Episode 2 - The ChristeningThe Whitbury Leisure Centre prepares for the christening of the Brittas twins.
8:05am
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Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 2 - Of Meissen MenIf it isn't bad enough that they fall out over business, family and everything else, now Simon and Oliver have fallen for the same woman and will stop at nothing to win her over - and gain possession of her porcelain collection.
8:10am
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Danny & Mick
Series 5, Episode 15 - Gold DiggersThrough an accident at the leisure centre, Danny and Mick discover what they think is a treasure map. The hunt is on to follow the golden route, but they end up digging their way into trouble!
8:25am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 2Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks them for a lift into town. But events don't go quite as Hyacinth would have wished, and she ends up on the back of a lorry whilst Mrs Fortescue is in the pub!
8:35am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.
8:35am
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Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night At The OperaA sudden passion for opera grips both Simon and Oliver - if it gets either one of them to Edinburgh for a weekend with Veronica it will be worth it. But will she agree to go?
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 5, Episode 7 - Busy Buzzy DayJustin promises Cherry that he will collect honey for her but he has no idea how.
9:05am
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I Didn't Know You Cared
Series 1, Episode 4 - After The Ball Was OverThe works dance and social seems a tame enough affair. But on to the scene comes Linda Preston, and that spells trouble for Carter Brandon.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 2 - UnderneathThe Twirlywoos learn about underneath when they visit a hat shop. Back in the boat, the Box brings a rainbow for the Twirlywoos to dance underneath.
9:45am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 6 - StripesAfter a secret visit to the holiday camp Joe Maplin decides that Gladys should be put in charge of the Yellowcoats.
10:25am
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 12 - The Magic ShowA broken wand forces Sooty to halt his magic show. With Sweep stuck in the sawing-in-half box and Richard transformed into a chicken, Sooty must put things right if he's going to impress Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.
10:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 1The Saxon gods form an unlikely team of superheroes, famous astronaut Neil Armstrong reveals his new weight loss programme, we meet Georgian London's crime-fighting genius, and Rosa Parks sings about her struggle for equality.
10:55am
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 2 - Another Case Of Van BlankLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
11am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 4Hazen and Alicia are this week's victims in love and putting their relationship to the test when they are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. Will they chose love or money?
11am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 47 - The BallThe nasty tennis player is big and angry and wants his ball back - the one Mr Bean managed to throw onto the roof of a house across the road. Paralysed with vertigo, 60ft up on a window sill, Bean is eventually brought to earth by the helpful intervention of a neighbour's pet hamster.
11:15am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 48 - ToothacheBean is tormented by the toothache from hell, but his DIY attempts to pull it out fail, and he is left with no choice but to visit the dreaded dentist. Can Bean face the dentist's chair? Or will the dentist despair of him?
11:30am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 5Leo and Geo are this week's victims in love and putting their relationship to the test when they are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. Will they chose love or money?
11:30am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Starfish Called GarethThe Spuds take the camper van on holiday, and end up at the bottom of the sea. Dave has to resort to a resourceful solution to get help.
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
11:45am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 2 - DonkeyDave rescues an endangered donkey from the docks. Hiding it in the camper van, things take a turn when the donkey eats Gran's glasses.
12:05pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 2 - Danger At C LevelPenfold has had enough of being tied up, blown up and walloped and needs a holiday.
12:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 2Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks them for a lift into town. But events don't go quite as Hyacinth would have wished, and she ends up on the back of a lorry whilst Mrs Fortescue is in the pub!
12:20pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 3 - GreenfingerTrying to 'help' by watering Squawkencluck's plants, DM unleashes a planet-wide extra-terrestrial sprawling welsh weed.
12:25pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 5 - Waffle's Big Night InSimon is taking Jess out for a birthday dinner, so Gramps is on babysitting duty.
12:55pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 1 - Beat The BusNew teacher Miss Mistry is taking Class 3C on a trip to Flumes 'o' Doom theme park.
1pm
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I Didn't Know You Cared
Series 1, Episode 4 - After The Ball Was OverThe works dance and social seems a tame enough affair. But on to the scene comes Linda Preston, and that spells trouble for Carter Brandon.
1:05pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 2 - The P FactorPieface is secretly doing chores for Walter, hoping to help Dennis save up some cash.
1:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 1 - Everybody's TruckingThe platoon is ordered to plant signposts in order to direct a large convoy, but things are made difficult when the road is blocked, and by Mainwaring continuously damaging Jones's newly furnished van.
2:20pm
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
2:30pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 25 - Komodo National Park, IndonesiaWhen Grandmaster Glitch supersizes a fierce komodo dragon, the Go Jetters must find the size ray to fix the glitch.
3pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 6 - StripesAfter a secret visit to the holiday camp Joe Maplin decides that Gladys should be put in charge of the Yellowcoats.
3:10pm
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Lovejoy
Series 3, Episode 4 - Angel TrousersLovejoy tries to sell some Second World War medals and finds himself in peril from a sinister Italian.
3:25pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 36 - Bot BattlesThere's relief all around when Penfold's pilfering of Squawk's gadgets and clandestine late night trips to shady warehouses turns out to preparation for his taking part in 'bot battles'.
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
3:40pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 21 - Too Cool For RulesDennis and his mates rebel against an outbreak of unfair fun-killing rules.
4:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 17 - The Good, The Bad And The PricklyPrickly Pear arrives in the supermarket and tries to take over Evil Pea's freezer. Supertato discovers that Prickly Pear isn't mean at all and just needs some good friends.
4:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 31 - Loch Ness, ScotlandThe Go Jetters visit Loch Ness in Scotland. But when Glitch arrives, things soon go from Nessie to messy.
5pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 1 - Everybody's TruckingThe platoon is ordered to plant signposts in order to direct a large convoy, but things are made difficult when the road is blocked, and by Mainwaring continuously damaging Jones's newly furnished van.
5:20pm
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The Brittas Empire
Series 4, Episode 2 - The ChristeningThe Whitbury Leisure Centre prepares for the christening of the Brittas twins.
5:20pm
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 3 - All Things Brighton BeautifulLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
5:40pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 2Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks them for a lift into town. But events don't go quite as Hyacinth would have wished, and she ends up on the back of a lorry whilst Mrs Fortescue is in the pub!
6pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.
6pm
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Taskmaster
Series 4, Episode 6 - Spatchcock ItAlex Horne supervises the tasks as Mel Giedroyc's good nature is tested to its limits, Joe Lycett shows no mercy to a cute little camel and Hugh Dennis risks it all in a seemingly simple sleeping bag challenge.
6:20pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 6 - StripesAfter a secret visit to the holiday camp Joe Maplin decides that Gladys should be put in charge of the Yellowcoats.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 4 - Have You Got A Light Mate?Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.
7pm
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 5 - Stop That BathCompo, Clegg and Foggy find that, for once, Howard has a cast iron excuse for being out without permission.
7:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 1 - Everybody's TruckingThe platoon is ordered to plant signposts in order to direct a large convoy, but things are made difficult when the road is blocked, and by Mainwaring continuously damaging Jones's newly furnished van.
8pm
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Intelligence
Series 1, Episode 1When Jerry - an American NSA agent - joins a team at GCHQ tackling cyber crime, junior analyst Joseph is particularly excited. But Director of Cyber Security Christine is less keen with the shakeup and wants to know the real reason Jerry is over here. Meanwhile, Jerry looks to make his mark by leading a series of team building exercises.
8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
8:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Man Of ActionJournalist Mr Cheeseman comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - with himself in charge.
8:20pm
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QI
Series S, Episode 9 - 'S' AnimalsJoin Sandi Toksvig, Alan Davies, Cally Beaton, Jamali Maddix and Josh Widdicombe for a look at animals which begin with the letter S.
8:30pm
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Intelligence
Series 1, Episode 2When Joseph accidentally deletes the department personnel files the whole team are forced to redo their aptitude tests. Afraid of having to take a polygraph, Jerry manoeuvres to take over and run the test procedure himself. But when Jerry suspects that Christine may be hiding feelings for him he reluctantly agrees to taking the polygraph providing Joseph can secretly twist the results.
9pm
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 63, Episode 1BBC newsreader and Mastermind presenter Clive Myrie guest hosts this opening episode of Series 63. He's joined by journalist Helen Lewis and comedian Andy Hamilton, plus Ian and Paul.
9:40pm
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 2Dave and Denise have left baby David with Bar whilst they go out for the first time - since the last time they went out. When next-door neighbour Joe turns up with an injured hand, Jim's amused by his accident, and soon drops Antony in it. Again.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10:15pm
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Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 1 - SardinesA game of sardines at a family gathering to celebrate Rebecca and Jeremy's engagement quickly becomes very cramped and uncomfortable.
10:30pm
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Growing Up Scottish
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Family & WatchThe comedians remember Scottish family life, and trips to the movies.
10:55pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
11pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 7, Episode 3Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie, Jordan Gray and Seann Walsh join Alan Davies to discuss everything from time keeping, bathroom habits, mistaken identity, and Jesus Christ.
11:55pm
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The Real McCoy
Series 1, Episode 2Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
Midnight
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 12, Episode 8This episode's guests are Stacey Dooley, Alex Jones, Rachel Parris and Henning Wehn.
12:35am
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.
12:40am45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 63, Episode 9Jon Richardson hosts for the first time, with Ian and Paul joined by Labour peer and journalist Joan Bakewell, and comedian Phil Wang.
12:40am
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QI
Series S, Episode 9 - 'S' AnimalsJoin Sandi Toksvig, Alan Davies, Cally Beaton, Jamali Maddix and Josh Widdicombe for a look at animals which begin with the letter S.
12:50am
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Jerk
Series 3, Episode 5Things are starting to get serious between Tim and Lily. When Mom drops a hint that they're rich, Lily makes a sudden announcement...
1:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 13 (Channel 4: Series 14), Episode 2In this show guest captain Kathy Burke and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Johnny Vegas and Bob Mortimer. John Cooper Clarke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley takes care of the letters and numbers.
1:15am
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 2Dave and Denise have left baby David with Bar whilst they go out for the first time - since the last time they went out. When next-door neighbour Joe turns up with an injured hand, Jim's amused by his accident, and soon drops Antony in it. Again.
1:15am
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Jerk
Series 3, Episode 6Tim and Lily make preparations for their big day, and by preparations they mean figuring out a way to scam the venue into getting a lavish wedding free of charge.
1:20am70 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 63, Episode 1BBC newsreader and Mastermind presenter Clive Myrie guest hosts this opening episode of Series 63. He's joined by journalist Helen Lewis and comedian Andy Hamilton, plus Ian and Paul.
1:30am
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Urban Myths: Scrambled Eggs
Comedy about Paul McCartney and John Lennon.
1:30am
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Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 2, Episode 3Maya Jama, Michael Dapaah and London Hughes go up against Lady Leshurr, Judi Love and Jay 1.
1:40am
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Lovejoy
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Going ConcernFelsham Hall is up for auction, but can anyone ever replace Lady Jane in Lovejoy's affections? Auctioneer Charlotte Cavendish turns out to be a real challenge.
1:45am
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Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 2 - Of Meissen MenIf it isn't bad enough that they fall out over business, family and everything else, now Simon and Oliver have fallen for the same woman and will stop at nothing to win her over - and gain possession of her porcelain collection.
1:50am
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Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 1 - SardinesA game of sardines at a family gathering to celebrate Rebecca and Jeremy's engagement quickly becomes very cramped and uncomfortable.
2am
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Urban Myths: Mick & Margaret
Comedy about the friendship between Mick Jagger and Princess Margaret.
2am
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 3 - Jo Brand and Michael McIntyreComedian Jo Brand hosts, with special guest Michael McIntyre. In the firing line are Simon Cowell, Labiaplasties, football referees and flaming terrorists.
2:35am
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Derry Girls
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Northern Irish sitcom.
2:35am45 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
3:20am
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Newark, Newark
Episode 3Leslie and Amber go on a double date with high expectations and low standards, and Pauline hatches her most deranged plan yet.
3:35am
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The Mysterious Mr. Davis
A man beset by creditors invents a fictitious partner.
3:45am
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 9Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Ed Byrne and Kerry Godliman, oversees the clash between The Burrell Arms from West Sussex and The Manor House from Coventry.