Television
TV schedule Saturday 1st April 2023
Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 7Konnie Huq, Hal Cruttenden, Aisling Bea and Nathan Caton join team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 25 - Lloyd's WebAn animated series about a young fly with a lot to prove. Lloyd becomes trapped in the web of Petrichor, a very hungry spider - fortunately, Petrichor is also very chatty, and so Lloyd must rely on his wits to try and talk his way out of their web - or, at least, buy some time so he can be rescued...
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 26 - Llerd The FlyAn animated series about a young fly with a lot to prove. The newsstand has a new comic in stock called Llerd the Fly, and Lloyd is appalled to discover that Llerd is based on him! Intent on preventing any more copies of Llerd being produced, Lloyd sets out to uncover the identity of the comic's mysterious author.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 1 - Petra, JordanIn this episode, Grandmaster Glitch goes on a desert adventure to uncover a mysterious lost city. If only it hadn't already been discovered! As Glitch attempts to beat a group of tourists to Petra in Jordan, he crashes his Grimbler in the Siq gorge. Vibrations from the Grimblers engines shake the surrounding area, causing the treasury building to shake apart. Can the Go Jetters save the ancient city?
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 12 - Pea's Power SuitEvil Pea becomes more powerful than Supertato by wearing a giant powersuit.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 7 - Dodgy LodgerWhen one of the pigs attempts to make friends with Timmy, his cohorts evict him as punishment. The sheep take him into the barn, and attempt to transform him into the epitome of porcine sophistication, but do they really know who they have invited into their home?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 30 - Fruit & NutsTired of eating grass, Shaun sets out to pinch one of the Farmer's prized apples only to have every attempt ruined by his constantly sneezing accomplice - a sheep, who much to Shaun's frustration, has decided to be his new best friend.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 27 - The Bash Street BogeymanIn the run-up to the school play, spooky goings-on around the school make the gang wonder if the mythical Bash Street Bogeyman might be real, and still stalking the corridors.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 34 - Half The World Is Not EnoughDanger Mouse's antics cost Professor Squawkencluck her job. Is this the end of all those wonderful gadgets, or can the world's greatest secret agent get the Professor her job back?
Still Open All Hours
Series 5, Episode 6It's a day full of bad surprises for Granville when the till becomes unwell, Leroy buys an ice cream van and the Black Widow finds him overheating in a tight spot.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 30 - Learning To LoseJJ applies to an elite sporting school. However, not realising it's miles away from Beanotown, he needs to do badly in the sporting assessment to get out of it.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Matterhorn, Italy And SwitzerlandIn this episode, Glitch gets into a mountain of trouble as the Go Jetters attempt to climb the Matterhorn.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 1Hyacinth is appalled when she sees a strange man at Elizabeth's who appears to have spent the night there. What will it do to the property values?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 19 - Jungle Fashion ShowIt's fashion show time. Bitz has designed some fantastic hats, Bob is taking the photographs, Purl is modelling them and Bevel is guiding them through the jungle to find the perfect place to hold the show.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 4Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer at the Sparkhill mosque and sets out to hold his own X Factor style auditions. Meanwhile, family duty calls when he's asked to sort out future son-in-law Amjad's job promotion.
Monster Court
Episode 2 - The Case Of The Unloved ShowtunesJudge Smudge is not happy about having to take his annual bath. Broadway and West End musical actress Sierra Boggess joins Smudge for The Case of the Unloved Show Tunes.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 5Mr Khan's new plasma TV provides the perfect opportunity to have his friends round to enjoy the Pakistan versus England cricket match. But Mrs Khan needs the house to be a place of complete calm as she plans to host a prayer meeting...
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 11 - April FoolishnessIt's the April Fools Tea Party, and Richard is determined not to be crowned The Biggest Fool for the second year running. All he has to do is deliver a car to Mr Slater's friend. But with Sooty behind the wheel, will his plans backfire?
Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas in the nation's favourite corner shop, but some of Granville's most important customers have plans to leave town.
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 12A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the David Jason sitcom.
Lloyd Of The Flies
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated comedy.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ready, Set, CheckIt's race day in Craft City and Bob is determined to come first and win the trophy, until disaster strikes and his go-kart starts falling apart! Has Bitz got a solution?
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 20 - Go Jet Academy: Sea Arch EscapeThe Go Jetters race to save Tala and Xuli, who are trapped beneath a collapsing sea arch.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 21 - Go Jet Academy: Ghost CrabsGlitch damages the Academy crabs' habitat when he takes all the sand from their beach.
So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 13 - So Long FarewellMartha is offered a place at Greatacre, the boarding school her mother once went to. Ollie can't cope with the idea of Martha leaving.
Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 1 - BackwardsRimmer and Kryten crash-land on a planet and are shocked to find it is Earth - but an Earth where time is running in reverse.
So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 1 - The BandOllie, Rob, Jas and Sid enter Battle of the Bands with tuneless Mr Malone! Lily wants her mum's boyfriend Ken to like her and Jas tries to introduce boyfriend Sid to her dad.
Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 2 - MaroonedA flaming meteorite hit causes Starbug 1, with only Lister and Rimmer aboard, to career wildly into an arctic wilderness planet. The duo are alone, marooned in the stricken vessel, and with limited fuel and food supplies they face certain death if not discovered.
Flushed Away
When an uptown rat gets flushed down the toilet in his penthouse apartment, he ends up in the sewers of London.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 36 - Old DaveDave is sick of following his mum and dad's rules - creating a reverse fountain of youth in the bath, he shrivels himself into an old man and sets about making up his own rules to follow. It is not long before the whole world starts turning upside down, proving that rules really are there for a reason...
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 37 - An Honest FaceA sweetie thief has been reported in Grimsby and the suspect looks strikingly similar to Dave, so Dave and his friends must find a clever way to prove that he is not guilty.
My Family
A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 1 - Tato Tower TakeoverEvil Pea takes over the Tato Tower HQ and uses Carrot's new security system to keep Supertato out. Supertato and Carrot work on a cunning ice cream plan to sneak back in.
Not Going Out
Series 11, Episode 5 - WarA family visit to the World War Two war graves in Normandy unearths a piece of family history that is best left buried.
Not Going Out
Series 12, Episode 1 - PaintingUnfortunately for Lee and Lucy, Wendy rediscovers her love of painting and gifts them a portrait of Frank.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of three episodes from the lie-based panel game.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Blankety Blank
Series 14, Episode 13A classic episode of the game show with host Lily Savage. Guests are Rebecca Callard, Sophie Lawrence, Davina McCall, Sir Ian McKellen, Gray O'Brien and Dale Winton.
Not Going Out
A selection of three episodes of the Lee Mack sitcom.
The Paul O'Grady Story
A documentary looking at the career of Paul O'Grady.
Outnumbered
A selection of Christmas specials from the semi-improvised sitcom.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 20, Episode 6 - Ed Sheeran, Michael Bublé, Russell Crowe, Lily AllenSinger-songwriter Ed Sheeran chats and performs his new single Eyes Closed, while Jonathan is also joined by singer Michael Bublé, Oscar-winning actor Russell Crowe, and musician-turned-actress Lily Allen.
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the first series of the prison-based sitcom.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 7, Episode 3Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie, Jordan Gray and Seann Walsh join Alan Davies to discuss everything from time keeping, bathroom habits, mistaken identity, and Jesus Christ.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the second series of the adult sitcom.
Billy Connolly Does...
Series 2, Episode 1 - Heroes & VillainsBilly tackles heroes and villains, both public and personal. As ever with Billy, you rarely get what you expect.
The Booze Cruise
Episode 2 - The Treasure HuntWhen a group of unlikely friends go on a cruise to France, they form bonds that they never thought would've existed.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 6Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel/quiz show mash-up with Sean Lock and Stephen Mangan, who take on guest captain Richard Ayoade and Katherine Ryan. Bill Bailey is in with Susie Dent and Rachel Riley in charge of the letters and numbers.
This Time With Alan Partridge
A selection of episodes from the second series of the magazine show co-hosted by the Norwich broadcaster.
Nighty Night
Series 1, Episode 3Jill continues to play the part of the grieving wife and arranges a session at the Fun And Fellowship Group to discuss the theme of punishment. Jill chooses Cath as her group example and attempts to free her of the "dwarf inside". Jill then 'develops' a mystery illness and so seeks Don's help.
Have I Got News For You
Series 62, Episode 9Labour MP Jess Phillips guest presents this episode: her 5th appearance on the programme, but first time in the host's chair. Joining her on the panel are mathematician and author Hannah Fry and comedian Jon Richardson.
Jerk
Series 3, Episode 5Things are starting to get serious between Tim and Lily. When Mom drops a hint that they're rich, Lily makes a sudden announcement...
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 13 (Channel 4: Series 14), Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel/quiz show mash-up with Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd, who take on guest captain Alan Carr and Kevin Bridges. Elis James and John Robins are in Dictionary Corner.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 29, Episode 1Daisy May Cooper is joined by Anne-Marie and Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall whilst Noel Fielding plays with series regular Jamali Maddix and comedian Nish Kumar.
Man About The House
Series 6, Episode 4 - The Sunshine BoysGeorge is saving up for something. Mildred notices his squirrelling away of little bits of money and puts a stop to it, so he decides to sell something instead. After a little digging he comes across an old, never-used sun-lamp of Mildred's...
Jerk
Series 3, Episode 6Tim and Lily make preparations for their big day, and by preparations they mean figuring out a way to scam the venue into getting a lavish wedding free of charge.
Nighty Night
Series 1, Episode 4Don attempts a reconciliation with Cath but Jill is now firmly established in their home and has no intention of allowing the two to make up. Meanwhile Terry is ready to be released from hospital and prepares himself for the move to St Willoughby's Hospice, where he expects to live out his last few days.
Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking
TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.
Man About The House
Series 6, Episode 5 - Mum Always Liked You BestRobin's brother drops into town and immediately sweeps Chrissy off her feet, much to Robin's dismay.
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 1 - White HunterJean and Lionel have finally, formally rekindled their romance, and Alistair is far more interested in securing an interesting, eye-catching cover photo of Lionel for the cover of his book.
Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 2, Episode 2Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Nick Helm, Janine Harouni and Marcus Brigstocke who compete to deliver the best lecture.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 5Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 2, Episode 3Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Babatundé Aléshé, Jessica Fostekew and Josh Widdicombe who compete to deliver the best lecture.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 6Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the second series of the adult sitcom.
Newark, Newark
Episode 1It's Maxine's 40th birthday but her 16 year old son Leslie has big plans to hog the spotlight. At a rainy English barbecue party, things go awry when some unwanted guests arrive.
Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 1 - Jack Dee, Jason Manford and Russell HowardJack Dee presents his final episode. The guests are Jason Manford and Russell Howard.
Lovejoy
Series 5, Episode 1 - Pig In A PokeWhile the true-to-form Lovejoy is selling a set of dodgy Gillray prints to a friend of Jane's, Eric discovers a stolen antique Bacchus hidden at their house. The police have their suspicions and the race is on to return it to the rightful owner.
This Time With Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 1Now the main man on BBC magazine show This Time, Alan is relishing his career Indian summer. However, with rumours of changes behind the scenes, he begins to wonder if his position might already be in jeopardy.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 1, Episode 1Celebrities revisit their teenage years, with Rhod joined in the first edition by Jonathan Ross, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Shazia Mirza.
Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 3Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons, oversees the clash between The Tap Social Movement in Oxford and the Rufus T Firefly in Glasgow.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 4Billy and Nikita are next up on the sofa for this episode of Your Face Or Mine. The pair have actually been on the show before in Series 3. However Billy, who appeared with his now ex, has coupled up with Nikita...the mystery guest who he was accused of having the hots for! But those were just rumours, right?
Derry Girls
Series 1, Episode 4Derry is welcoming the 'Children of Chernobyl', and the Quinns are hosts to one of these 'children' - Katya.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 10Shaun and Marcellina met how many modern day romances start - through Instagram DMs! The couple became inseparable when their first date turned into 6 days, but will the round 'Face Your Demons' addressing side chicks and old flames, put distance between the pair?