Television
TV schedule Saturday 25th March 2023
6am
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Man About The House
When their landlord has to sell-up for redevelopment, Robin and his two female flatmates organise a petition to their local MP.
6am
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 5The regulars welcome Tom Allen, Debbie McGee, Ivo Graham and Judi Love into their loft to play an array of guessing games.
6:05am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 21 - Double Glazed And ConfusedAn animated series about a young fly with a lot to prove. Lloyd gets his head wedged between the two panes of a double-glazed window while trying to get a trapped raisin - as the sun comes out, Abacus and PB realise that only Berry is small enough to rescue him, but Lloyd would rather bake than be rescued by Berry...
6:10am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 12 - Shorter And ShorterThe Twirlywoos find out how to make something shorter when they unravel a woolly blanket. The Very Important Lady is missing some pieces, and she's not happy about her shorter stature!
6:20am
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 9 - Last Orders At The WinchesterLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
6:20am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 22 - FlyweightAn animated series about a young fly with a lot to prove. PB sets Lloyd up in a fight with Dotty the ladybird's brother Freckles - worried that he'll defeat a little ladybird with ease, Lloyd makes himself as weak and unfit as possible to make the fight fairer, but Freckles is not the weak opponent he expected...
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 48 - Bioluminescent Bay, Puerto RicoGlitch's bath time puts the creatures of Puerto Rico's Bioluminescent Bay in bubble-trouble.
6:50am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 11 - Spooky DaySupertato is scared when Pumpkin tries to make friends with him.
6:55am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 6 - Babysitter BitzerThe flock are off for a girls night out leaving Bitzer to Babysit Timmy. It's not long before the youngster makes clear who's in charge.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 28 - Duck!When Shaun and the flock discover that a pair of nesting ducks have stolen their bedding to make a comfy new home up on top of Bitzer's kennel, the battle is on to set things straight.
7:05am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 26 - Teacher OffMiss Mistry and Mrs Creecher clash over the best way to teach Class 3C about butterflies.
7:10am
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Ross Noble Off Road
Episode 1Ross Noble finds a typically off-the-wall solution to the problem of how to train in the south of England for an off-road adventure in Scotland. But when the real trials begin they soon wonder if it was enough... it wasn't.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 32 - Wicked LeaksPenfold's addiction to social media leads to the Baron turning all of DM's secrets against him, in a plot to deflate the planet.
7:15am
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Outnumbered
Series 5, Episode 4Dad and Ben go on a winter camping trip where Ben shows off his survival skills. Jake has to decide about a gap year, and Mum has had enough of Stacey, the Australian goddaughter who is still staying.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 28 - Chez BashWhen Olive surprises herself and everyone around her by actually becoming a good cook, Dr Pfooflepfeffer tries to cash in by turning the school canteen into an exclusive and super-expensive dining experience.
7:45am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Miracle Of PeckhamIn an effort to bolster the Church Roof Fund, Del "discovers" a miracle of his own and informs the world press.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 49 - The Blue Mountains, JamaicaTrouble brews in Jamaica when Glitch's campfire threatens a coffee plantation.
8:25am
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Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 2Mrs Khan's mother is staying with the family. But Mr Khan's big opportunity to hobnob with the bigwigs of the Sparkhill Business Association is threatened when he has to take his mother-in-law on a shopping trip - one that she will never forget.
8:35am
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9am
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Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 3Mrs Khan is very keen to go on holiday. But holidays cost money, plus there's Shazia's honeymoon to pay for.
9:40am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of seven episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
9:45am
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Monster Court
Episode 1 - The Case Of The Twerking MumIt's Judge Smudge's birthday, and he wants Margaret to organise a surprise birthday party. Meanwhile, Strictly's Dianne Buswell helps him with the case of the twerking mum.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 4 - Squeaky CleanMr Slater is coming for tea! Sooty is cleaning Richard's room, Sweep is in charge of the dishes, and all is set for a great evening. But with a crazy vacuum cleaner on the loose and Richard covered in paint, their plans for a dream tea look set for disaster!
10:55am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 1A drinks can, blender, pillows and skittles are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
11am
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Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.
11am
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Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 11Queen Victoria learns her British comforts aren't very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and the contestants try to become executioners on Axe Factor.
11:45am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated comedy.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 1 - Castle MakeoverBob really wants his castle to look more like Bitz's, and everyone pitches in to help, but things don't go to plan.
1:10pm
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Dodger
Episode 5 - Phantom'WANTED' posters have been put-up all-over town and the police are offering a reward for any information leading to Dodger's arrest. Chief of Police Sir Charles Rowan is becoming obsessed by the chase. Meanwhile, stricken by the smog, Tang is seriously ill and needs a doctor that the gang cannot afford.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 16 - Go Jetter Or No Jetter?When Foz loses confidence, Tala shows him that he still has what it takes to be a Go Jetter.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 17 - Mariana Trench, The Pacific OceanLars dives deep to save a Grimbot in the Mariana Trench, the deepest trench in our oceans.
1:55pm
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Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 22 - Timmy The HeroAfter reading a superhero comic, Timmy is desperate to save the day. But his efforts are not always appreciated.
1:55pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 12 - Cranmede FeverLily is determined that this year she and Jas will beat Martha and Ollie in the school's general knowledge quiz.
2pm
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Dodo
A selection of episodes from the first series.
2pm
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Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 5 - QueegThe trio learn the hard way that the grass is definitely not always greener, when Holly is replaced by back-up system Queeg 500.
2:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 6 - Parallel UniverseHolly's new invention of the 'Holly Hop Drive' promises to take Red Dwarf back home to Earth in a mere instant. What it manages, however, is to flip the ship across the fifth dimension divide and into a parallel universe. But a greater surprise is in store: there's another Red Dwarf here too...
3:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
3:30pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 32 - Grimsby Fairy TaleGrimsby is putting on its annual community play and Anna wants the role of princess - cast as a witch instead, along with Gran and Dave, she and her Spud sidekicks set out to prove that witches can have happy endings too.
3:45pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 33 - Spud RailwaysThe Spuds have a new toy railway for the twins from the dump - this one is particularly special because it is big enough for all the Spuds to ride. With plenty of track to spare, wherever might the Spuds' railway journey take them?
4pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Christmas Special - Gavin & Stacey Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.
4:35pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 25 - Not So SupertatoEvil Pea tricks Supertato into thinking that he's lost all of his superpowers.
4:50pm
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Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated sequel.
5pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
5:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 11, Episode 4 - Old AcquaintanceWhen Lee joins Facebook for the first time and makes contact with an ex-girlfriend from twenty years ago, Lucy is less than pleased.
6pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of three episodes from the lie-based panel game.
6:25pm
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Murder, They Hope
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Midsummer Night's ScreamGemma and Terry must solve the murder of a wedding guest before they can say 'I do'.
6:30pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 5 - No ParkingMr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.
6:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bean's BountyA local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.
7:25pm
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Only Fools And Horses
The Final Specials, Christmas Special - If They Could See Us Now.....!The Trotters now live the high life but with the American Stock Market about to crash, how will they keep their money? Having lost all and having to live back in their Peckham flat Del decides to enter a new TV Game Show "The Goldrush" to try and win some money back.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: South East Asia, Highlights Special - Best OfAs a Southeast Asian adventure comes to an end for Jamie, Romesh and Micah, revisit the high and lows of a road trip to remember.
8pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the tenth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
8:35pm
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Open All Hours: A Celebration
Documentary examining the enduring appeal of sitcom classic Open All Hours, and going behind the scenes of new special Still Open All Hours.
8:55pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Reluctant TravellerNurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 1 - Sarah Millican, Russell Kane, Joe LycettThe series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.
9pm
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Paul
Sci-fi comedy starring Nick Frost and Simon Pegg as friends who chance upon an alien whilst travelling across the US.
9pm
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Shakespeare In Love
Romantic comedy about a fictional relationship between William Shakespeare and a young woman who poses as a man in order to star in his plays.
9:40pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 20, Episode 5 - Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Brian Cox, Ruth Wilson, Greg Davies, Arlo ParksAdam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston talk about forthcoming comedy thriller Murder Mystery 2, while the host is also joined by Succession star Brian Cox, His Dark Materials actress Ruth Wilson and comedian and Taskmaster host Greg Davies. With music by Arlo Parks.
10pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the third series of the wartime sitcom.
10pm
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Back To Life
A selection of episodes from the first series.
10pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 7, Episode 2Jason Byrne, Fatiha El-Ghorri, Helen Bauer and Alex Jones join Alan to discuss everything from favours for Bono and Uncle David's funeral to the beastly one-armed bandit.
10:30pm
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Nighty Night
Series 1, Episode 1Sitcom about the owner of a beauty salon who views her husband's terminal illness as a chance to make a fresh start.
10:55pm
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The Booze Cruise
Episode 1 - Cheers and TearsWhen a group of unlikely friends go on a cruise to France, they form bonds that they never thought would've existed.
10:55pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 5 - LardJanet is on a mission to be funny while her boyfriend Jonny is trying to control his lust for Louise.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
11pm
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Nighty Night
Series 1, Episode 2Jill decides to infiltrate Cath and Don's marriage further by inviting Don around for a dinner of smashed prawns in a milky basket but her plans are thwarted when Cath turns up for dinner too. Meanwhile, her husband Terry tries to get in touch, but she continues to ignore his calls.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts the panel game with Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson taking on Jon Richardson and Jayde Adams. David Baddiel joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
11:25pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ugly BabiesJonny is fed up with his dull, dull life, and wants excitement. Nothing satisfies... until Janet tells him she might be pregnant.
11:30pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 6 - The PicnicAlistair is positively barraging Jean with what he thinks are romantic gestures, but are in fact endlessly aggravating. Judith, meanwhile, is still very keen on Lionel. Jean suggests the four go out for a picnic, intent on fixing up Alistair with Judith.
11:40pm
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French & Saunders: Funny Women
French & Saunders celebrate female contributions to comedy.
11:55pm
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Jerk
Series 3, Episode 3Following his 15 minutes of Movie Star fame, Tim is invited to parliament to take part in a Select Committee for the new disability funding act. Way out of his depth, Tim bumps into a familiar face at the committee.
Midnight
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Jo Brand's Classic Comedy Sketches Of The...
Episode 3 - 1990sCharlie Higson tells us which memorable Fast Show sketch Paul Whitehouse hated, and we hear which sketch made Jennifer Saunders fall about laughing. Meanwhile, the cast of Goodness Gracious Me recall the iconic 'Going for an English'.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 62, Episode 6Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts. Joining her on the panel are Helen Lewis and Maisie Adam.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 5Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the irreverent take on the classic letters and numbers quiz. Jon Richardson and David Mitchell take on guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Tom Allen joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
12:20am
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Jerk
Series 3, Episode 4Lily's got her latest scam all figured out and is about to seal the deal. She's convinced an important talent agent to pay a load of money to buy her imaginary roster of disabled talent.
12:55am
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Man About The House
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Tender TrapChrissy's nephew is to be Christened, and so Robin joins her on a trip to Sussex to visit her parents for the happy occasion. Much to his amusement and Chrissy's frustration, her mother seems intent on arranging their engagement! Mr Roper is more concerned with selling tickets to a concert.
2am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 3Jack Dee takes centre stage himself for this episode, ranting at the insanity of Antiques Roadshow, safari ballooning and dentists, and revealing how he was forced to dress his son up as a bumblebee.
2am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 2, Episode 1Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Ahir Shah, with his lecture 'You Don't Have To Be An Expert To Solve Big Problems', Harriet Kemsley & Bobby Mair with their 'Recipe For A Good Marriage', and Jo Brand saying 'Older People Are Happier'.
2:15am
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Code 404
Series 3, Episode 6Time is running out as suspicions run wild within SIU. Now Carver must clear Major's name and put a stop to the killer before they enact their final revenge. But who can Carver trust? And who will outwit who in the final chapter of this deadly game?
2:40am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 2 - Fish FarmAfter a night of drink and drugs in a mosh pit, Patsy talks Eddy into seducing the gardener Saffy has hired. Not only is he young and attractive, but Pats recognises him as the heir to a gentrified family.
2:40am
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Not Going Out
Christmas Special - PantoIt is Christmas and Lee is not happy that Lucy had booked tickets to the pantomime. Especially given the star of the show is Lucy's teenage crush, Jason Donovan.
2:45am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 5 - LardJanet is on a mission to be funny while her boyfriend Jonny is trying to control his lust for Louise.
3am
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Jimmy Carr: Being Funny
A live performance of Jimmy Carr's 2011 stand-up show from Birmingham Symphony Hall.
3:15am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 6 - MenopauseA major e-mail mishap leads to an exodus of clients from Eddy's business. Whilst she struggles to salvage a morsel from her TV and PR enterprises, Patsy is diagnosed with osteoporosis, and Saffy forces the pair to attend a meeting of Menopause Anonymous.
3:15am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ugly BabiesJonny is fed up with his dull, dull life, and wants excitement. Nothing satisfies... until Janet tells him she might be pregnant.
3:25am
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The Other Half
Comedy about a half-Welsh half-Iranian 20-something leaving his small-town upbringing for the first time.
3:45am
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 2Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and guest captains James May and Andy Parsons, oversees a hotly contested pub quiz between The Pub from Essex and The Village from Merseyside.
3:45am
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Lazy Susan
Episode 1Snails, DJs, baby showers. Life's miracles explored by acclaimed sketch duo Lazy Susan.