Television
TV schedule Friday 17th March 2023
Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 2 - Get Your GoatThe goat gobbles his way deep into the corn field - at the worst possible time!
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Good, The Baaaaa And The UglyWhen Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a rescue mission to a mysterious island Danger Mouse's over-competitiveness borders on criminal.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 5 - Relative StrangersPorkpie is earning a little pin money by helping out at the barber shop and the first customer he meets turns out to be his long lost daughter Denise, now a medical student, who hasn't seen her father for twenty years.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 40 - Gnasher DashGnasher is practically immobile inside a full-body cast. When he goes missing, Dennis and the gang race all over Beanotown to find him, always one step behind the helpless hound.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 46 - Lloyd The OutvotedWhile Abacus is on holiday, Lloyd tries to hang out with PB and her friends Dotty and Freckles instead, but they are far less willing to do what he wants to do than Abacus is, and Lloyd has to adapt to doing what the majority want to do.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Great Wall of ChinaGlitch and his grimbots have a long race on a very long wall - the Great Wall of China!
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 6 - Vanity MerchantsGloria and Louise have a great new idea - they are going to start a men's beauty business. Shirley is dubious, but Desmond agrees.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 47 - The ChrysalistWhen Mr Wiggley runs out of ideas for his Chrysalist - a list of fun things to do before he becomes a butterfly - Lloyd is happy to help and join in with putting it together, but he starts to suspect that Mr Wiggley is once again putting off pupating.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 7 - Two Toots SpudDave and his friends get lost on a school orienteering exercise thanks to Robert Robot, who is unable to read the map - snatched by a flock of giant tiger pigeons and deposited into their equally giant nest, Dave must retrieve the map from Robert and get them all back to school.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 5 - Your Cheating ArtMarlene's doting mum Dora visits to help put a smile back on her grandson's face.
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 5 - Somebody Out There Likes MeFlowers, and later a large box of chocolates, arrive for Chrissy, "from an admirer". She's uncomfortable with the unidentified attention and gives them to Mildred; George is more than a little bit jealous.
Danny & Mick
Series 5, Episode 15 - Gold DiggersThrough an accident at the leisure centre, Danny and Mick discover what they think is a treasure map. The hunt is on to follow the golden route, but they end up digging their way into trouble!
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Grimsby MermaidDave stumbles across a mermaid at the dockside who invites herself round for tea and takes up residence in the Spuds' bathtub, so Dave and his family must somehow persuade their unwanted guest to go back to her watery home.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 3A confused First World War soldier experiences his first day in the trenches, David Baddiel reveals another not-so Scary Story as Vincenzo Larfoff, and more.
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 6 - We Shall Not Be MovedWhilst Mildred is away for the weekend, Mr. Roper intends to evict Robin, Chrissy and Jo and turn their flat into 6 separate "self-contained living units".
Justin's House
Series 5, Episode 1 - Papering PandemoniumJustin make a terrible mess of the newly redecorated house.
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 5Mum is still convinced Jake has a secret. Ben is determined to enter a school talent competition with an unusual double act. Then a couple of surprise callers make life more difficult than usual for the family.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 1 - If Wet - In The BallroomThe staff are at their wits' end. Rain has been tumbling down for days and they have practically exhausted their repertoire of indoor amusements.
Your Face Or Mine
A selection of episodes from the second series.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 16 - More About ThroughThe Twirlywoos watch a fisherman threading through cord to repair his nets.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Greater LoveRodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.
Minder
Series 9, Episode 4 - Looking For Mr. GoodtimeArthur's search for a new car ends in his arrest. Even DS Morley thinks he's innocent. Ray Daley is not so sure.
Sooty
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Garden PartyThe gang prepare Mr Slater's stately home for a lavish garden party. But with changing weather and a broken statue, can Sooty's magic save the day?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 9 - Waggoners RollTruly and Clegg find themselves searching for Tom's missing, untalented protegee Babs.
Thunder In The City
An American marketing genius visits his near-penniless English relatives and sets about restoring their aristocratic fortune.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 10 - I Didn't Know Barry Could PlayClegg and Truly collect Babs's music from the station.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 25 - Megahurtz AttacksDanger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when it leads to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 5 - Your Cheating ArtMarlene's doting mum Dora visits to help put a smile back on her grandson's face.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Episode 7 - CakeDanny gets PC Rowe a birthday cake - but his icing skills leave much to be desired.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 9 - Waffle And The Good DogThe Essam family visit the Brooklyn-Bells. Jess hopes their well-behaved dog, Baxter, will teach Waffle how to be good, but Waffle has other ideas...
4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Episode 8 - SpleenEli visits his poorly nan and finds hospitals are more fun for patients than visitors.
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 5Mum is still convinced Jake has a secret. Ben is determined to enter a school talent competition with an unusual double act. Then a couple of surprise callers make life more difficult than usual for the family.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 7 - The King Was In His Counting HouseWhile Mainwaring hosts a party in his house for some of his men, the bank gets bombed. It is up to his troops to make sure that none of the bank's money goes missing.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Greater LoveRodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 14 - The Colosseum, ItalyGlitch visits Rome to race his grimbots in the Colosseum. Can the Go Jetters stop him?
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 1 - If Wet - In The BallroomThe staff are at their wits' end. Rain has been tumbling down for days and they have practically exhausted their repertoire of indoor amusements.
Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 5 - Hairy DiddiesJoin the Hairy Diddies in the kitchen and see if they can pass their public health inspection. It's laundry day for the Mighty Useless Clunking Robots and Bottom Gear features a star in a reasonably priced pair of pants.
Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 5 - Who Dares SingsLovejoy and Lady Jane are commissioned to furnish a restaurant.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 9 - Waggoners RollTruly and Clegg find themselves searching for Tom's missing, untalented protegee Babs.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 11 - Big Trouble In Little ClowntownWhen Professor Squawkencluck's Seriousizer ray is nabbed by Pompom, Danger Mouse teams up with his clown-shaped Bozorian equivalent, Cupcake.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 10 - BertiesittingEager to prove her babysitting ability, Gran is on the hunt for a baby stand-in.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 10 - I Didn't Know Barry Could PlayClegg and Truly collect Babs's music from the station.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 7 - The King Was In His Counting HouseWhile Mainwaring hosts a party in his house for some of his men, the bank gets bombed. It is up to his troops to make sure that none of the bank's money goes missing.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 5 - Operation JewelEvil Pea steals Tomato's precious jewel. Supertato ventures to get it back by secretly lifting the jewel from Evil Pea's crown and defeating a crowd of rampaging Mini Peas.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 20 - The Dead Sea, Middle EastThe Go Jetters are relaxing by the Dead Sea when Grandmaster Glitch causes a custard catastrophe - to the Vroomster!
Minder
Series 9, Episode 5 - Opportunity Knocks And BruisesArthur acquires a fruit machine full of stolen money. It can only mean more trouble for Ray.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 48 - Blue FlyLloyd feels surprisingly good after drinking some bin juice and so tries to promote it as a new health-giving elixir that he names Blue Fly - however, things get out of hand as his increasingly exaggerated claims prove to be completely unfounded.
Dry Rot
A bookie and his assistants attempt to recoup their losses by rigging a horse race.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 49 - A Little Voice InsideLloyd thinks he's developed a very vocal conscience after accidentally swallowing a dust mite named Alvi - Alvi likes being in Lloyd, and so as Lloyd's 'conscience' convinces him to do good deeds, Lloyd does not suspect the truth...
The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 4 - Set In ConcreteBrittas decides his leisure centre has "sick building syndrome", and looks for a cure.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 5 - Your Cheating ArtMarlene's doting mum Dora visits to help put a smile back on her grandson's face.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 9 - Venice Of The NorthDave and his friends embark on a school trip along a canal where they awaken an ancient monster called Big Lippy, who pushes them over a waterfall and sends them back in time to the Jurassic era.
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 12We meet a female dinosaur expert who sells seashells down on the seashore and there's a fitting musical finale to the end of the series.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 10 - Zombie ApocalypseDave finds a handheld computer game at the dump which involves killing zombies - his friend Zombie Katie, however, finds the game rather insulting. Exacting her revenge, Dave finds himself confronted with a group of very angry and very real zombies.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Art ExhibitionHyacinth's passion for art coincides with Daddy's desire to join the Foreign Legion.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 1 - If Wet - In The BallroomThe staff are at their wits' end. Rain has been tumbling down for days and they have practically exhausted their repertoire of indoor amusements.
Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 5 - There's Strength In ArchesIt's finally time for Greg Davies to present his trophy to the overall champion. But before that, there's still time for more ridiculous task attempts, including Richard Osman doing something appalling with a shopping trolley.
Nova Jones
Dynamite: Official music video for "Dynamite" by Nova Jones for the Say Hi Campaign.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 7 - The Empire That Foggy Nearly BuiltFoggy decides to go big in the car-parking business.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 7 - The King Was In His Counting HouseWhile Mainwaring hosts a party in his house for some of his men, the bank gets bombed. It is up to his troops to make sure that none of the bank's money goes missing.
Passport To Pimlico
Ealing comedy about a legal discovery that leads the residents of Pimlico to declare themselves an independent nation, Burgundy.
Comic Relief
Episode 21 - Comic Relief 2023David Tennant is joined in the studio by Paddy McGuinness, Zoe Ball, Joel Dommett and AJ Odudu.
Ghosts
Comic Relief SpecialAlison welcomes corporate guests to the estate as she plans to stage a pop festival in the grounds.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 8 - The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier ImpressionCompo realises that he must become a celebrity if he is going to impress Nora Batty.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 8 - All Is Safety Gathered InAfter a near-death experience, Hodges resolves to be kinder to everyone. This includes Captain Mainwaring, who has decided to have the platoon assist a farmer friend of Godfrey's to gather in the annual wheat harvest.
Room 101
Series 7, Highlights Special - Bonus BellyachesFrank Skinner hosts a special edition of the comedy panel show featuring the best bits from the series and loads of unseen footage. Topics include dabbing, people who love the outdoors and The Archers.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 3 - Our Speaker TodayBarbara offers to do Margo a favour by filling in for a speaker at one of her groups. Her talk on self-sufficiency quickly comes to the attention of Lady 'George' Truskett who asks her to do the same talk at a few other locations. This absense from home causes Tom some problems and Margo is jealous of Barbara and George's relationship.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 14, Episode 3Comedian Josh Widdicombe, presenter Gemma Cairney, auctioneer Raj Bisram and fashion designer Sophie Hermann join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 9 - DeuxAfter forgetting his permission slip for the school trip, Joe faces a day in school without friends. But luckily Lily Scott will also be in school. Finally, Joe can have a conversation with her.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 5 - Suit YourselfAs the Goods' new cottage clothing industry swings into action, Jerry gets the news that Sir is going to step down from the company, and that he is one of the three candidates invited for dinner. Things are going so well until a problem arises. Thankfully the Goods are on hand to save the day!
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 10 - PlopperJoe Connolly has never done a poo at school before but that will all change today.
Intelligence
Series 2, Episode 1Jerry Bernstein finds himself the centre of attention once again when the Russians obtain a cyberweapon that Jerry himself helped develop.
A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: South East Asia, Out-takes - Unseen MomentsOut-takes from the series proper.
Stath Lets Flats
Comic Relief SpecialStath shows 'Durnit O'Really' round a perfect north London flat for Comic Relief.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 5 - InterestingA party is arranged, but naturally Neil has no one to invite. Rick's keen to get things off just right, but is at risking of killing the mood. Then the pubs start to close.
Intelligence
Series 2, Episode 2A member of the team is exposed as a CySec mole, but unbeknownst to the others is actually working as a triple agent for Christine.
Still Game
Series 3, Episode 3 - CairdsThe gambling bug hits Craiglang but things turn sour when Tam wins a buggy off a disabled friend. Jack and Victor plan a sting to get the buggy back. Navid can't even get in on the action.
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcm by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Episode 6Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 5, Episode 5Robbie Williams surprises some karaoke-singing members of the audience with special renditions of his classic hits in Robbie-oke, and also gives a Christmas treat with a spectacular performance of Winter Wonderland.
Fantasy Football League
Series 1 - Part B, Episode 8Matt Lucas and Elis James are joined by Russell Howard and Roman Kemp.
The Last Leg
Series 27, Episode 7Adam, Alex and Josh discuss all the latest news and events with guests Nish Kumar and Fern Brady.
The Fast Show
The Last Fast Show Ever, Episode 3 - Part ThreeFast-moving BBC Two sketch show featuring a host of hugely popular characters.
Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Television broadcast of Jimmy Carr's sixth stand-up DVD.
Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 4 - Welcome To Rico FaceIn the penultimate episode the five contestants set out to impress Greg Davies by concealing a pineapple about their person, plus one unsuspecting competitor discovers they've been used as a guinea pig in a unique task experiment.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
Jerk
Series 3, Episode 1Tim lands himself a role as an extra in a period biopic about a famous disabled musician. When some campaigners kick up a fuss about the star lead - James Norton - not being disabled, Tim is recast as the lead in a knee-jerk reaction to avoid media backlash.
Growing Up Scottish
Series 1, Episode 1 - Learn & StylishIn this episode, the comics look back at their school days and teenage fashions.
Four Lions
A film by Chris Morris mocking Islamic extremism and suicide bombers. It follows the exploits of four wannabe suicide bombers.
The Fast Show: Just A Load Of Blooming Catchphrases
Episode 1 - Just A Load Of Blooming CatchphrasesPaul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir, John Thomson, Simon Day and Mark Williams reunite to remember more than twenty-five years of a true icon of British comedy.
Jerk
Series 3, Episode 2Tim falls foul of the local drug dealer after accidentally walking off with a load of her weed.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 3Simon sits his first driving test, and when he passes takes Will, Jay and Neil to visit Thorpe Park to ride roller coasters and chase girls. There is one problem though - Simon is a rubbish driver.
Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 20Comedian Al Murray hosts teams from across the UK in a traditional British pub quiz. Which of these contenders will be the ultimate pub quiz team?
Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 10Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the last week with guests Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Nish Kumar, Josh Widdicombe and Zoe Lyons.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 10 (Channel 4: Series 11), Episode 1Guest captain David Walliams and Jonathan Ross go up against Jon Richardson and Joe Lycett. Isy Suttie joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Two TonysDad accidentally invites someone he used to hate round for dinner - an annoying man who talks with his eyes closed. How will Dad get rid of him?
The Knack ...And How To Get It
Comedy film about a teacher who wants to know how his friend is so successful with women.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 4, Episode 5 - The FuneralIt's Uncle Saul's funeral which means 'Horrible Grandma' is back, and leaving a trail of broken furniture in her wake.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 3 - Jo BrandDeadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.
Hypothetical
Series 3, Episode 3Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by Richard Ayoade, Roisin Conaty, Evelyn Mok and Ivo Graham.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 5 - InterestingA party is arranged, but naturally Neil has no one to invite. Rick's keen to get things off just right, but is at risking of killing the mood. Then the pubs start to close.
CelebAbility
Series 4, Episode 1Iain Stirling is joined by new team captain Stacey Solomon, who leads a group of three friends looking to win a slew of fabulous prizes by defeating four celebrities - Katherine Ryan, Roman Kemp, Judi Love & Ade Adepitan - in a series of silly games based on the unusual abilities the celebs believe they possess.
Derry Girls
Series 1, Episode 5The Quinn family are rushing to get out of Derry before the Orange Parades start.
24 Hour Party People
Biopic starring Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson, founder of Factory Records.
Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 5 - Fly The FlagWhen a flag from the American War of Independence is discovered hidden in the local church, a number of people claim it as their own.
The Ricky Gervais Show
A selection of episodes from the second series of animated podcasts.
GameFace
Series 2, Episode 3With her friends all seemingly moving forward with their lives and relationships, Marcella begins to feel like she is being left behind, and she decides to open up to her life coach about her feelings. However, her luck is about to change when she gets news of a big audition. Meanwhile, Marcella's parents have something to tell her and Billy.
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Episode 6Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 2, Episode 5Sara Pascoe is joined by Ellie Taylor, Sophie Duker and Chris McCausland.
GameFace
Series 2, Episode 4Marcella stars in a TV advert, but the part is more than she bargained for. At a session with her life coach, student Frances cross-examines Marcella on what she'll do with the advert money. Marcella celebrates her good luck with margaritas forgetting she has signed up for a creative writing class. Lucy and Caroline are going to Billy's housewarming party but Marcella says she won't go because Simon will be there...
Newark, Newark
Episode 3Leslie and Amber go on a double date with high expectations and low standards, and Pauline hatches her most deranged plan yet.
Perfect
Comedy about a disabled trio who meet on a useless work preparation scheme in Liverpool.
The Football's On
Series 10, Episode 5A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests Nathan Caton and Chloe Petts.
Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Television broadcast of Jimmy Carr's sixth stand-up DVD.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 20, Episode 2 - Andy Serkis, Alan Carr, Babatunde Aleshe, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Paolo NutiniThe host is joined by actor Andy Serkis, comedians Alan Carr and Babatunde Aleshe and ex-footballer Peter Crouch and his wife, model Abbey Clancy. With music by singer-songwriter Paolo Nutini.
Famalam
Highlights Special - The Best Of FamalamHighlights from the comedy sketch show, starring Vivienne Acheampong, Gbemisola Ikumelo, Samson Kayo, John Macmillan, Tom Moutchi and Akemnji Ndifornyen.
Jerk
Series 3, Episode 1Tim lands himself a role as an extra in a period biopic about a famous disabled musician. When some campaigners kick up a fuss about the star lead - James Norton - not being disabled, Tim is recast as the lead in a knee-jerk reaction to avoid media backlash.