Television
TV schedule Thursday 16th March 2023
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 4 - Space BitzerA drone takes Bitzer on a dizzying ride.
7:05am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Hamster EffectBrunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet.
7:10am
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Day In The LifeA TV crew comes to make a documentary about the barber shop. Meanwhile, Porkpie dreams of fame - and vegetables.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 39 - The Hairy WigglerDennis dresses Gnasher up as a rare breed of animal which he says is nesting in Bash Street School, hoping to get the school shut down on the day of a daunting and difficult test.
7:30am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 44 - Noisy NeighbourAfter staying up all night playing Bluebottle Battle, Lloyd is unable to sleep when Molly and Polly's house-sitter - a cricket called Buddy - starts making music next door.
7:35am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 10 - Chichen Itza, MexicoGrandmaster Glitch's giant ball game threatens El Castillo. Can the Go Jetters bounce back and save it?
7:40am
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 4 - Smokeless FumingSean is behaving increasingly oddly, and when his diary falls into the wrong hands, the reason why becomes clear.
7:45am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 45 - Dare YouLloyd and Berry get locked into a game of escalating dares, but when Berry dares Lloyd to land on Biggo's hand, the stakes get higher than either of them are ready for...
8am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 5 - Grimmest FaceDave is practising for Grimsby's Grimmest Face competition and finds that the wind changing direction really can cause the face to stick...
8:05am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 4 - Animal InstinctsTyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
8:05am
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Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 3 - I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me...Bereft of a date, Chrissy invites Robin to accompany her to the annual works' formal. Unfortunately for Robin that involves learning a few traditional, slow dance moves.
8:10am10 min
Danny & Mick
Series 5, Episode 14 - Window PainsJoy orders Danny and Mick to clean all the windows outside the leisure centre. At first it is a fun job, but soon they realise that they need to bring in some bigger machinery to reach the higher windows. But do they know how to use it, and what could possibly go wrong?
8:15am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 6 - Breaking GranGran has been particularly naughty lately and is sentenced to a stay in an old people's home, but the home is the stuff of nightmares for Gran, and it's soon up to the Spuds to break her free.
8:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 2There is plenty of "goo and poo" today, as some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle.
8:35am
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Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 4 - Of Mice And WomenWhen Jo spots a mouse scurrying across her bedroom floor, it provides Robin with the perfect excuse to try to spend some time with Chrissy. Mr Roper's quite pleased, too!
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 20 - Cat UnpacksCat is about to go on another big adventure, but she can't go anywhere because her Cat-pack is too full and too heavy to carry.
8:40am
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
9:20am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 6 - No Dogs AllowedThe Camp Entertainments Manager is left with his wife's large dog to look after. All pets being banned from Maplin's Holiday Camp, he has to break in and try to keep the dog secretly in his chalet.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 15 - More About Shorter And ShorterStop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos.
10am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Losing StreakDel's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!
10am
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 3 - Uneasy RiderLondon's newest despatch business, The Daley Post, is swamped with choice customers.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 25 - Panto PalaverWhen the actors for Mr Slater's pantomime don't turn up, Sooty, Sweep and Soo perform instead. Will The Wicked Bunny have Little Blue Riding Hood for his supper, or can Sooty the woodcutter come to her rescue?
10:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 7 - From Here To PaternityClegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.
11am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 8Luke and Jessica are the couple putting their relationship to the test this week. Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host.
11:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 8 - Some Vans Can Make You DeafCompo's son Tom sparks off chaos when he tries to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van.
11:30am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 9Ben and Harriet are grilled this week by Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan. Can they win thousands of pounds?
11:55am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 24 - Escape From Big HeadSquawkencluck reboots the Big Head base computer, which immediately locks up everyone in a maximum security prison.
12pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 4 - Animal InstinctsTyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
12:10pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Episode 5 - Book GroupCan Amber eat the delicious snacks served at book group - but avoid reading the book?
12:25pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 8 - Training WaffleEvie, Doug, Jess and Gramps take Waffle to his first puppy training class. Waffle can't resist causing chaos. Simon stays at home to look for his missing sock.
12:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
12:40pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Episode 6 - GlovesDanny wants to ask PC Rowe on a date - but will nerves mean he'll never find romance?
1:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 6 - If The Cap Fits....Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by temporarily promoting him to the rank of captain. The plan soon backfires when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
1:30pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 3 - Artful BeanMr Bean gets a real bug for painting. Then several bugs ... and flies and slugs and mice.
1:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 4 - The FlyMr Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room, and searches for ever more outlandish weapons.
2pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Losing StreakDel's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!
2:30pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Lake Titicaca, South AmericaWhat goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.
2:35pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 6 - No Dogs AllowedThe Camp Entertainments Manager is left with his wife's large dog to look after. All pets being banned from Maplin's Holiday Camp, he has to break in and try to keep the dog secretly in his chalet.
2:55pm
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Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 4 - Jam BagFeaturing Kiss Chase with your host Badly Washed, The Art Viking shows us how to make balloon models, and YouTube sensation Jake Mitchell is on the sofa for Diddy Chat.
3:10pm
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Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 4 - Montezuma's RevengeDoes the curse of an ancient Mayan statue acquired by Lovejoy cause two murders?
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 7 - From Here To PaternityClegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.
3:25pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 9 - I Believe In Danger MouseDanger Mouse gains a following of crazed felines - but it's not all good news!
3:40pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 10 - Thanksgiving SinnerDanger Mouse and Penfold receive a crash course in the customs of America's oldest holiday when they cover for Jeopardy Mouse as she takes time off for Thanksgiving.
3:50pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 9 - Spud-U-LovePaul the Potato is love-struck by the poster girl potato.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 8 - Some Vans Can Make You DeafCompo's son Tom sparks off chaos when he tries to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van.
4:25pm
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 4 - Looking For Mr. GoodtimeArthur's search for a new car ends in his arrest. Even DS Morley thinks he's innocent. Ray Daley is not so sure.
4:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 6 - If The Cap Fits....Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by temporarily promoting him to the rank of captain. The plan soon backfires when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 4 - Treasure In The Plant AisleIn the perilous plant aisle, Supertato and Evil Pea team up to find treasure as they have half a map each, but she tricks him and steals the map to find the treasure for herself.
4:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 19 - Amazon Rainforest, South AmericaGlitch wants a picnic so he stops the rain in the rainforest, upsetting the local tree frogs.
4:50pm
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The Magnet
Ealing Studios comedy about a boy who deceitfully acquires a powerful magnet from a younger boy.
5pm
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 46 - Lloyd The OutvotedWhile Abacus is on holiday, Lloyd tries to hang out with PB and her friends Dotty and Freckles instead, but they are far less willing to do what he wants to do than Abacus is, and Lloyd has to adapt to doing what the majority want to do.
5pm
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GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 11 - Gail Force's Thinking CapWizard Tripwick attempts to conjure up a thinking cap to help Gail win the quiz.
5:15pm
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 47 - The ChrysalistWhen Mr Wiggley runs out of ideas for his Chrysalist - a list of fun things to do before he becomes a butterfly - Lloyd is happy to help and join in with putting it together, but he starts to suspect that Mr Wiggley is once again putting off pupating.
5:20pm
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The Brittas Empire
Series 2, Episode 3 - An Inspector CallsThe local authority is becoming increasingly concerned by the falling attendances at Whitbury leisure centre. An inspector is despatched, sending Brittas into overdrive mobilising his staff to get the place clean.
5:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 4 - Animal InstinctsTyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
5:30pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 7 - Two Toots SpudDave and his friends get lost on a school orienteering exercise thanks to Robert Robot, who is unable to read the map - snatched by a flock of giant tiger pigeons and deposited into their equally giant nest, Dave must retrieve the map from Robert and get them all back to school.
5:45pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Grimsby MermaidDave stumbles across a mermaid at the dockside who invites herself round for tea and takes up residence in the Spuds' bathtub, so Dave and his family must somehow persuade their unwanted guest to go back to her watery home.
6pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 5 - Richard's New HobbyHyacinth, realising that Richard is bored with early retirement, suggests he take up film-making as a hobby. It quickly backfires!
6pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 6 - No Dogs AllowedThe Camp Entertainments Manager is left with his wife's large dog to look after. All pets being banned from Maplin's Holiday Camp, he has to break in and try to keep the dog secretly in his chalet.
6pm
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Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 4 - Welcome To Rico FaceIn the penultimate episode the five contestants set out to impress Greg Davies by concealing a pineapple about their person, plus one unsuspecting competitor discovers they've been used as a guinea pig in a unique task experiment.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 5 - That's Not Captain ZeroFoggy helps when a van breaks down.
6:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 6 - If The Cap Fits....Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by temporarily promoting him to the rank of captain. The plan soon backfires when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 6 - Das (Welly) BootCompo finds a new way to Nora's heart.
7:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 7 - The King Was In His Counting HouseWhile Mainwaring hosts a party in his house for some of his men, the bank gets bombed. It is up to his troops to make sure that none of the bank's money goes missing.
7:40pm
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Room 101
Series 7, Episode 8 - Bill Bailey, Una Stubbs, Alice LevineFrank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show. Bill Bailey, Una Stubbs and Alice Levine compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include taramasalata, people who talk too loudly and drama cliches.
8pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 1 - Away From It AllThe Goods leave Jerry and Margo in charge of the house for a weekend in order to unwind. However they are so worried that the Leadbetters will not be able to cope that they can not relax at all.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 14, Episode 2Snooker player Stephen Hendry, presenter Laura Whitmore and comedian-actors Chris McCausland and Maisie Adam join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show.
8:30pm
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 7 - DiscoJoe Connolly arrives at the disco with high hopes of a slow dance with Daisy Adeyemi. The only thing standing in his way is his best friend, Frisbo, who has his own high hopes of knee sliding. And girls don't like kneeslides.
8:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Green DoorAn excursion to the pony club for manure causes the Goods to uncover a secret that Margo is keeping from Jerry. When they spot Margo being mysterious in town the plot thickens. Tom and Barbara struggle with what to do and fear for the Leadbetter marriage!
8:40pm
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 8 - TextmasIt's Christmas and Joe is having to stay in his brother, Jamie's room. Joe now must endure a night of Jamie's brotherly cruelty and figure out what to do when a girl texts you.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
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The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 4 - BombAn atom bomb lands in the middle of the boys' kitchen, but they're divided over what to do with it. Vyvyan, for example, can't work out why he can't set it off.
10pm
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Scot Squad
Series 2, Episode 1Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson takes aim at tough targets, PCs Jack McLaren & Sarah Fletcher break up a break-in, whilst PC Hugh McKirdy and PC Surjit Singh encounter a dozy pedestrian and a sleeping salesman on their patrol.
10pm
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Late Night Mash
Series 2, Episode 6Judi Love gives her take on Black History Month, Olga Koch has a message for Putin, and Fin Taylor tackles the topic of replacing Scotland.
10:10pm
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Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Episode 5Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
10:10pm60 min
Funny Woman
Series 1, Episode 6The team reunite to record a triumphant last show, but there are surprises still in store for Sophie.
10:15pm
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Carters Get Rich
Episode 5Concerned that Harry needs a break from technology, Tony signs the two of them up to the Wildboys' Wilderness Survival Group.
10:30pm
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Selling Scotland
Jack Docherty looks back at Scotland's most memorable adverts.
10:35pm
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Four Weddings And A Funeral
A gentle comedy about a group of friends who keep meeting at weddings; disappointingly, the ceremonies are never their own.
10:50pm
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The Fast Show
The Last Fast Show Ever, Episode 1 - Part OneFast-moving BBC Two sketch show featuring a host of hugely popular characters.
11pm
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Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Pistachio EclairIn one of the most difficult challenges of the competition, the rivals find themselves confronted with an intimidating man in gold chains: The Mayor of Chesham.
11:10pm
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Brassic
Series 2, Episode 5 - The FestivalOrdered by McCann to sell all the weed they have grown, the lads decide to throw a music festival in Jim's field.
11:45pm
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The Fast Show
The Last Fast Show Ever, Episode 2 - Part TwoFast-moving BBC Two sketch show featuring a host of hugely popular characters.
Midnight
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Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Television broadcast of Jimmy Carr's sixth stand-up DVD.
Midnight
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Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 9Dara and Hugh are joined by guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Elis James and Sara Pascoe.
12:10am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 63, Episode 6Richard Ayoade is guest host, with comedian Maisie Adam and journalist Justin Webb joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.
12:30am
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French And Saunders
Series 4, Episode 6Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay tribute to The House of Eliott and Pan's People, and discuss minor members of the Royal family.
12:40am
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12:50am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 63, Episode 6Richard Ayoade is guest host, with comedian Maisie Adam and journalist Justin Webb joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.
1:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 5Guest captain Claudia Winkleman and Johnny Vegas go up against Jon Richardson and Reginald D Hunter. Sara Pascoe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters. Joe Wilkinson will also be appearing.
1:10am
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Green DoorAn excursion to the pony club for manure causes the Goods to uncover a secret that Margo is keeping from Jerry. When they spot Margo being mysterious in town the plot thickens. Tom and Barbara struggle with what to do and fear for the Leadbetter marriage!
1:10am
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Bill Bailey: Larks In Transit
Bill Bailey performs at the prestigious Royal Opera House.
1:20am
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Hypothetical
Series 3, Episode 2Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by Joe Wilkinson, Harriet Kemsley, Miles Jupp and Jessica Knappett.
1:30am
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Hey Tracey!
Series 1, Episode 4Matt Edmondson, Sair Khan, Sam Thompson, Kem Cetinay, Desiree Burch and Scarlett Moffatt make cold calls to businesses to try to get the answers to quiz questions and win money for members of the public.
1:40am
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Colour Of MaryA disgraced snooker ace wants Lovejoy to find him the billiard table belonging to Mary Queen of Scots. And Charlie Gimbert makes an unwelcome return from Europe.
1:50am
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The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 4 - BombAn atom bomb lands in the middle of the boys' kitchen, but they're divided over what to do with it. Vyvyan, for example, can't work out why he can't set it off.
2am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 3, Episode 1The return of the programme in which famous faces revisit their teenage years, with Martine McCutcheon, Asim Chaudhry and Zoe Lyons joining Rhod on the first edition.
2:20am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 2, Episode 4Host Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Erika Ehler, Joe Thomas and Henning Wehn who compete to deliver the best lecture.
2:40am
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Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Episode 5Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
2:50am
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Sliced
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mad Innit?Josh and Ricky need some money for a get-rich-quick scheme, but they shouldn't count on getting any money from the bank. It's being robbed... by Scott.
3am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 3 - Jo BrandDeadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.
3:10am
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Newark, Newark
Episode 3Leslie and Amber go on a double date with high expectations and low standards, and Pauline hatches her most deranged plan yet.
3:20am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 10Karl reminisces about an overabundance of breath mints throughout his childhood.
3:35am
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Famalam
Series 2, Episode 4An overprotective boyfriend meets his match, while Scribbler P gives us an important lesson on Black British Music History.
3:45am
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Russell Howard & Mum
Globetrotters - Series 2, Episode 6 - Turning 60 In JapanThe Howards are in Japan for Ninette's 60th Birthday and in this amazing country Russell has set her a challenge: come up with a birthday bucket list including all the incredible things she would love to do. Ninette's beautiful mind has not quite delivered a list tailored for the land of the rising sun so they're off to break a world record with her arse, find the northern lights in the far east and milk a cow...
4:30am
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 20Comedian Al Murray hosts teams from across the UK in a traditional British pub quiz. Which of these contenders will be the ultimate pub quiz team?