Television
TV schedule Monday 13th March 2023
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 11 - Teddy HeistWhen the Farmer locks up Timmy's teddy bear, Shaun hatches a rescue plan.
7:05am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 23 - Frankensquawk's MonsterWhen Professor Squawkencluck's mum comes to visit a gigantic enraged rubbish monster is not far behind.
7:10am
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 10 - Here Comes De SunPorkpie makes his opposition to the Channel Tunnel known when the required rail link looks set to mean the demolition of his flat. Gloria, meanwhile, has the results of her exams in hand.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 36 - WOAH! So QuietWalter and Dennis go head to head in a sponsored silence. Being quiet doesn't come naturally to either of them, as they struggle to make it through a chaotic school day and keep schtumm.
7:30am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 38 - Crabbie SpindlesWhen a crab spider parachutes into his life, Lloyd calls her Crabbie Spindles and decides to raise her as a vegetarian and single-handedly change fly-spider relationships forever! However, it becomes clear that Lloyd's bitten off more than he can chew...
7:35am
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 11 - Kung YouWhen Shirl's friend Beverley is attacked in the street, the girls enlist the help of a local martial arts teacher to give them a self-defence class.
7:35am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Statue of Liberty, USAGrandmaster Glitch makes the Statue of Liberty fall right into the path of a passing ferry. Go Jetters, Go!
7:45am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 39 - This TallThere is an exciting new Ghost Coaster inside the sofa, but Lloyd, PB and Abacus are too short to go on it - however, Lloyd refuses to allow his height to get in the way of fun, and so he devises a way to make the three of them appear tall enough to ride it.
8am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Path Of True LoveMarlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.
8am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 25 - Spuds On A PlaneDave's first plane journey doesn't go to plan when the air pressure and the need to go to the toilet makes his head swell.
8:05am
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Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 3 - In Praise Of Older MenChrissy's really quite taken with her new, older boyfriend, Ian. Mrs. Roper's rather fond of him too - although she's better friends with his wife.
8:10am10 min
Danny & Mick
Series 5, Episode 11 - Safe CrackersA special visit from the mayor means that his chains need putting away safely, while he goes for a swim. As head of security, Mick locks them in Joy's safe, but due to his forgetfulness, Danny and Mick now need to work out another way to retrieve them before the mayor returns!
8:15am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Wrinkly BusInstructed to keep an eye on Gran while the rest of the Spuds visit to the doctor, Dave finds that she has escaped.
8:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 9, Episode 13 - Cursed CareersRattus considers a career change, and luckily he has the whole of history to look through for ideas. Could he be an inventor like Babbage, or is the pirate life for him?
8:35am
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Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 4 - Did You Ever Meet Rommel?It's the Ropers' 20th wedding anniversary, and with George unwilling to mark it of his own initiative, Chrissy invites the couple to dinner. Robin, however, has already invited a German course-mate.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 16 - Perfect PhotoJustin, Robert, Little Monster and Cat attempt to get ready before famous photographer Iris Shutterspeed arrives to take a group picture to send to Granny Justina.
8:40am
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 1The Brockman family have some tough decisions to make about work, video games and who to take to a family funeral. The vicar probably wishes none of them had ever come.
9:20am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Partridge SeasonThe Punch and Judy man gets drunk, and everyone has the problem of covering up for him so that he is not discovered by the senior camp staff.
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 12 - More About OverStop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos.
10am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Russians Are ComingThe threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of The Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...
10:10am
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Minder
Series 8, Christmas Special - The Cruel CanalA special seasonal episode in which Arthur and Ray take to the waterways following a "transport crisis".
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 22 - Wacky WashingSooty and the gang are running Mr Slater's laundrette! But when Sweep confuses red paint with washing powder, he's left in a bit of a spin. Will the football kit be clean in time for the match?
10:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
11am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 2Ricky and Roxay forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
11:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 2 - Under The RugClegg knows there is trouble ahead when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery that he doesn't want Pearl to know about.
11:30am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 3Dion and Travis are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
11:55am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 21 - From Duck To DawnThis episode sees the return of the villainous vegetarian vampire Count Duckula, who is determined to take over the world with a chorus-line of formidable dancing vegetables...
12pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Path Of True LoveMarlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.
12:05pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 7, Episode 8 - MuseumBell agrees to take Maddie's son on a trip to the local museum - but loses him! And Amber tries to convince Ingrid that mummies really exist, using Darnesh and some toilet roll.
12:25pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 5 - Waffle GrowsIt's Waffle's last day at the Brooklyn-Bells' but he still finds time to upset neighbour Mrs Hobbs. Simon hears Waffle speak. Will he finally agree that the family can keep the special dog?
12:35pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 7, Episode 12 - Nanina MurphyFleur and Eleesha get out of a boring trip with Polly by inventing Fleur's fake nanna. But when Polly realises they're lying, she decides to take her revenge.
12:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 1The Brockman family have some tough decisions to make about work, video games and who to take to a family funeral. The vicar probably wishes none of them had ever come.
1:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Soldier's FarewellCaptain Mainwaring becomes disillusioned due to the platoon's refusal to respect the national anthem and problems with his wife Elizabeth. Maybe 'Napoleon' can find escape in his dreams?
2pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Russians Are ComingThe threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of The Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...
2:30pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 10 - Chichen Itza, MexicoGrandmaster Glitch's giant ball game threatens El Castillo. Can the Go Jetters bounce back and save it?
2:40pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Partridge SeasonThe Punch and Judy man gets drunk, and everyone has the problem of covering up for him so that he is not discovered by the senior camp staff.
2:55pm
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Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 1 - Divide And ConquerJoin Diddy TV for a line-up of top entertainment, including The Dimgineers, This is Pointless, and a Diddy Chat with Strictly Come Dancing star Craig Revel Horwood.
3:10pm
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Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsLovejoy has been wrongfully convicted of dealing in stolen goods. When he emerges from prison he is determined to find out who framed him.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
3:25pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Admirable PenfoldThe greatest secret agent and his clumsy sidekick continue their fight against Baron Greenback.
3:40pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 3 - Colonel Danger MouseWhen Colonel K disappears on a free holiday, Danger Mouse pulls rank and assumes the mantle of caretaker Colonel.
3:50pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 6 - Molar PowerDoctor Pfooflepfeffer covets the world-beating power of Gnasher's indestructible teeth.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 2 - Under The RugClegg knows there is trouble ahead when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery that he doesn't want Pearl to know about.
4:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Soldier's FarewellCaptain Mainwaring becomes disillusioned due to the platoon's refusal to respect the national anthem and problems with his wife Elizabeth. Maybe 'Napoleon' can find escape in his dreams?
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 1 - Tato Tower TakeoverEvil Pea takes over the Tato Tower HQ and uses Carrot's new security system to keep Supertato out. Supertato and Carrot work on a cunning ice cream plan to sneak back in.
4:45pm
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 1 - I'll Never Forget Whats'ernameArthur is determined that his pub quiz team will defeat their old rivals. Unfortunately, his star performer is an escaped convict with the law on his trail.
4:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 16 - Mount Etna, ItalyGrandmaster Glitch makes popcorn in Mount Etna, blocking the volcano and endangering the farms on its slopes.
5pm
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 40 - Dolichovsky For DadAn animated series about a young fly with a lot to prove. As an anniversary treat, Gena has booked a private performance by Dolichovsky, Malcolm's favourite actor - Lloyd is entrusted with preparing the apple for the snail's arrival, but Dolichovsky proves to be far more demanding than expected.
5:15pm
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 41 - Flight AwarenessAfter his inattention causes a mid-flight collision with Polly, Lloyd must attend a 'flight awareness' course run by Molly - if he refuses, he risks being grounded and will therefore have to walk everywhere!
5:20pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
5:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Path Of True LoveMarlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.
5:30pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 1 - Moth GranGran sits in front of the television for so long that she turns into a cocoon, and with a little help from Dave - who wants his favourite seat back - she hatches into a moth. When Moth-Gran sets her sights on the moon, it's up to the Spuds to find a way to entice her back.
5:45pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Beast Of GrimsbyDave and his friend Zombie Katie are working on a school project together about endangered animals, so George takes them on an expedition to the local park to see what they can find. There they discover the much-fabled Beast of Grimsby - and Dave must decide between a gold star at school and the future of the beast.
6pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 2 - Iron Age RemainsHyacinth plans to help Richard make the most of his retirement, starting off with a trip to look for remains of an iron age settlement. Rose, meanwhile, is torn between depression and lust.
6pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Partridge SeasonThe Punch and Judy man gets drunk, and everyone has the problem of covering up for him so that he is not discovered by the senior camp staff.
6pm
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Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 1 - Fear Of FailureThe opening episode of Series 2 features one of the greatest sporting moments in television history. And it involves a potato.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 6 - Getting Barry Higher In The WorldA child's kite prompts Seymour to show how simple it is to make one.
6:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Soldier's FarewellCaptain Mainwaring becomes disillusioned due to the platoon's refusal to respect the national anthem and problems with his wife Elizabeth. Maybe 'Napoleon' can find escape in his dreams?
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 7 - Three Men And A MangleAn invitation into Nora Batty's bedroom turns out to be a moving experience for Compo and one which Seymour won't easily forget.
7:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 4 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him. But surely a massive drop in Trafalgar Square's pigeon population cannot go unnoticed? Meanwhile, Sergeat Wilson has gone AWOL.
7:40pm
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Room 101
Series 7, Episode 5 - Roisin Conaty, Chris Kamara, Nish KumarRoisin Conaty, Chris Kamara and Nish Kumar compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101, with topics including bread in restaurants, downloading music and ex-partners.
8pm
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Day Peace Broke OutTom takes the law into his own hands when leeks start disappearing from his garden.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 13, Out-takes - More Unseen BitsHost Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for another episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show.
8:30pm
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big SchoolIt's Joe Connolly's first day at secondary school and everything is going wrong. How do you survive the worst first day ever without your best friend by your side?
8:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 5 - MutinyMargo's performance of the Sound of Music coincides with the day 'Sir' wants the Leadbetters to entertain an important client.
8:40pm
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 6 - BitsJoe Connolly is going to the dentist while everyone else at school is learning about their bits - how will Joe ever catch up?
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:15pm
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The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 1 - DemolitionNeil plans to kill himself, whilst Rick tunes into the first edition of a brand new show for all the cool young things: Nozin' Aroun'. Then Mike finds a letter informing them that the house is to be demolished.
10pm
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Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 6 - DrunkAfter Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.
10pm
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Detectorists
Series 2, Episode 4Andy suddenly has a job interview to go to, while Lance has a lot of catching up to do. The mystery of the buried bomber is the least of their problems, but a disturbing possibility emerges from an unlikely source that throws everything into doubt.
10pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 61, Episode 8David Mitchell guest presents the eighth episode - his 13th time in the host's chair. The guests are Richard Coles and Janey Godley.
10pm
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Sliced
Series 1, Episode 3Naomi is rightly furious when she gets sent a rather saucy gift. Ricky gets propositioned whilst on a delivery, and Mario's looking for someone to have a bit of fun with.
10:30pm
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Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 1 - The HomecomingKen struggles to find something to like about his new son-in-law before being pushed into a somewhat radical course of action.
10:40pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 4 - Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi, Jack WhitehallKevin Bridges introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: South East Asia, Out-takes - Unseen MomentsOut-takes from the series proper.
11pm
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Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 1 - Fear Of FailureThe opening episode of Series 2 features one of the greatest sporting moments in television history. And it involves a potato.
11pm
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Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 2 - Family MeetingKen is keen to lay down some ground rules for Cuckoo in the Thompson house and proposes a family meeting. But getting his own way turns out to have devastating knock on effects at Rachel's coming home party...
11:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 6 - Home Sweet HomeA great opportunity arises for the Goods which promises to boost their earnings considerably.
Midnight
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Fantasy Football League
Series 1 - Part B, Episode 7Matt Lucas and Elis James are joined by Guz Khan and Jaime Winstone.
12:05am
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Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 6Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Loyiso Gola, Milton Jones, Miles Jupp, Ellie Taylor and Josh Widdicombe. Also, tennis star Andy Murray is in the audience again.
12:20am
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French And Saunders
Series 6, Episode 5The duo fall out with their producer Liza, bump into singer Anastasia, and send up the epic movie Troy.
12:35am
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Funny Woman
Series 1, Episode 5Sophie is banished to Blackpool to await her fate. Contrite, Clive decides to win her back.
12:45am
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1am
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The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 1 - DemolitionNeil plans to kill himself, whilst Rick tunes into the first edition of a brand new show for all the cool young things: Nozin' Aroun'. Then Mike finds a letter informing them that the house is to be demolished.
1:05am
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 30, Highlights SpecialThe second of two compilations of highlights from the recent series, featuring a host of stars including: Tom Hanks, Cate Blanchett, Austin Butler, Michelle Yeoh, Hugh Jackman, Naomi Ackie, Brendan Fraser, Dame Judi Dench, Jamie Dornan, Kate Winslet, Lizzo, Margot Robbie, and many more.
1:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 2Sean Lock and Roisin Conaty go up against Jon Richardson and Nish Kumar. Adam Buxton joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
1:25am
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Meet The Richardsons
Holiday SpecialsJon and Lucy are asked to make a UK travel show with Sally Lindsay. They jump in an RV, visit Whitby and sample the food and legends of the area. They hope that this could win them a BAFTA but it turns out that quite a few people off the telly have already visited the town. And the RV stinks a bit. Luckily Seann Walsh is on hand to make sure the show stays funny.
1:30am
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The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 4, Episode 8The funniest routines by renowned and up-and-coming comedians - bringing them to life in sketch form - featuring stand up and sketches courtesy of Finlay Christie, Michael Akadiri, Helen Bauer, Tom Ward, Bobby Mair, Vidura, Ania Magliano and Joel Dommett.
1:50am
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Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 6 - DrunkAfter Lucy suffers a mild indiscretion whilst drunk and claims to have no memory of the event, she and Lee embark on an experiment with a bottle of home-made potato hooch to prove once and for all that you can remember what happens when you're mashed.
2am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 2, Episode 4Josh Widdicombe, Clare Balding and Kiell Smith-Bynoe share their most mortifying teenage tales with Rhod Gilbert.
2am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 2, Episode 1Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Ahir Shah, with his lecture 'You Don't Have To Be An Expert To Solve Big Problems', Harriet Kemsley & Bobby Mair with their 'Recipe For A Good Marriage', and Jo Brand saying 'Older People Are Happier'.
2:20am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2:20am
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 30, Highlights SpecialThe second of two compilations of highlights from the recent series, featuring a host of stars including: Tom Hanks, Cate Blanchett, Austin Butler, Michelle Yeoh, Hugh Jackman, Naomi Ackie, Brendan Fraser, Dame Judi Dench, Jamie Dornan, Kate Winslet, Lizzo, Margot Robbie, and many more.
2:30am
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Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 4 - Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi, Jack WhitehallKevin Bridges introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.
2:35am
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Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 1 - The HomecomingKen struggles to find something to like about his new son-in-law before being pushed into a somewhat radical course of action.
2:45am
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Sliced
Series 2, Episode 3 - We Only Wanted 20pIt's Naomi's 25th birthday, and the team are out on the town. Tika and Naheema want Naomi to have a night so good she won't be able to tell her grandkids about it, so the shots keep on coming. And coming. Watching from across the club, Ricky eggs on Josh to move things on with Naomi tonight - after all, a girl's only 25 once.
2:55am
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I Literally Just Told You
Series 2, Episode 4With each correct answer adding more cash to their prize pot, the competitors have to keep their focus and remember the things they've seen and heard just minutes before.
3am
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Urban Myths: Andy & The Donald
Comedy about a 1984 meeting of Donald Trump and Andy Warhol.
3am
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Comedy Game Night
Episode 7Kerry Godliman, Andrew Maxwell, chef Andi Oliver, sports legend Kriss Akabusi, Game Of Thrones star Hannah Waddingham and BBC Breakfast's Dan Walker are the guests.
3:05am
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Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 2 - Family MeetingKen is keen to lay down some ground rules for Cuckoo in the Thompson house and proposes a family meeting. But getting his own way turns out to have devastating knock on effects at Rachel's coming home party...
3:20am
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 10 - Here Comes De SunPorkpie makes his opposition to the Channel Tunnel known when the required rail link looks set to mean the demolition of his flat. Gloria, meanwhile, has the results of her exams in hand.
3:20am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 9Karl contemplates how many different species are actually needed in the world, and whether or not we should keep looking for new forms of life.
3:20am
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Famalam
Series 2, Episode 1Find out if All Lives Matter, catch up with the ever-thwarted Nigerian philanthropist Prince Alyusi, and discover what happens when you express your real feelings about Beyoncé.
3:30am
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Urban Myths: Bleak House Guest
Comedy drama starring Stephen Mangan as Charles Dickens.
3:45am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 10Karl reminisces about an overabundance of breath mints throughout his childhood.
3:45am
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Russell Howard & Mum
Globetrotters - Series 2, Episode 3 - Going Underground In TokyoRussell and Ninette are in Tokyo but ignoring the usual tourist traps, they're heading underground and embracing the truly weird and wonderful side of this metropolis. They're meeting some magical maids, renting some mates and Russell's having a go at being a gigolo at one of Tokyo's infamous Host Clubs.