Television
TV schedule Saturday 11th March 2023
6am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 14 - A Thin TimeArthur is attracted to Beryl, the clippie on his regular bus. And Beryl has only two requirements in men - those with a fondness for athletics and those with a good head of hair!
6am
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 1Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott with able assistant John Kearns, welcome presenter Clare Balding and comedians Jason Manford, Russell Kane and Dane Baptiste.
6:05am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 13 - Lloyd the FearlessLloyd tries to convince everyone that he's not afraid when they visit a spooky new attraction in the Backov Zofar. Nothing scares him - not even the 'ghost insects' who swoop out of the darkness - but when Abacus goes missing, Lloyd has to face his fears.
6:10am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 8 - BehindThe Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall, with someone unusual hiding behind it.
6:20am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 14 - Knock KnockLloyd and Abacus' friendship is tested when they find a chrysalis and can't agree on what to do with it - they think they have the answer when the chrysalis starts communicating with a series of knocks, but is it one knock for 'yes' or one knock for 'no'?
6:35am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 15 - Boxing Day SocialArthur's mother and younger sister Linda are visiting for Christmas, and when Jack suggests that Linda might like to attend the depot's Boxing Day Social, Arthur maintains that she's above such events...
6:45am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 9 - Veggies Gotta DanceSupertato and Evil Pea face each other in a dance-off so Supertato can rescue his friends.
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 39 - The Great Barrier Reef, AustraliaThe team dives into action as Glitch's treasure hunt endangers the Great Barrier Reef.
6:55am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 4 - Baa-d Hair DayThe flock don't recognise Shaun when he loses one his most distinctive features. His old pal Bitzer helps him track down the lost thatch, but not before Shaun becomes very attached to one of the chickens.
7am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 24 - The Great Beanotown Comic ConThe gang produce a hand-drawn comic which is a surprise hit all round Beanotown.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 30 - Fruit & NutsTired of eating grass, Shaun sets out to pinch one of the Farmer's prized apples only to have every attempt ruined by his constantly sneezing accomplice - a sheep, who much to Shaun's frustration, has decided to be his new best friend.
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 8A pond, door, car and banana are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
7:10am
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Mutiny On The Buses
Second spin-off from the popular sitcom. Stan wants to get married, but his family are not impressed by the idea.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Good, The Baaaaa And The UglyWhen Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a rescue mission to a mysterious island Danger Mouse's over-competitiveness borders on criminal.
7:15am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 24 - The Great Beanotown Comic ConThe gang produce a hand-drawn comic which is a surprise hit all round Beanotown.
7:45am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 4 - Scab's ParentsMr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy', Scab. They are getting on famously and, after a one-to-one chat with Alia, Mr Khan suspects it won't be long before there is another Khan family wedding on the horizon.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 41 - Hong Kong, ChinaThe team spring into action when Glitch's mini-master toys invade Hong Kong Harbour.
8:20am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 5 - Alia's UniversityWhen the car breaks down, Mr Khan is forced to improvise alternative travel arrangements, which gives the family all plenty of time to reminisce about Alia's early years.
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 12 - Periscope PerilPrincess Purl has lost her tiara and it turns out it's been taken by two naughty castle trolls who parade around showing it off high up in the castle.
9am
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Special - MinnelliumIt's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.
9:40am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the David Jason sitcom.
9:55am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 19 - Hiccup HavocSupertato harnesses the power of his hiccups to save Tato Tower from Evil Pea's jam attack.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 20 - Record BreakersSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to break a world record for judge Boris McSquirter, will Sooty's giant brick tower win the day, or will Sweep become the tallest dog in the world? Guest starring Richard Arnold.
10:30am
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The Football's On
Series 10, Episode 4A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests Adam Rowe & Ian Moore.
11:45am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
A selection of episodes from the first series.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 17 - Up, Up And AwayIt's the day of the kite festival and first up are Zip and Pop, who dazzle the crowd with their performance.
1:20pm
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Dodger
Episode 3 - ImposterA new scam is afoot as Dodger disguises himself as a missing posh boy in order to get in with the well-to-do Greenwood family - the question is, will Dodger's conscience get the best of him?
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 8 - Middle Of The World City, EcuadorAfter hearing about how the Monument to the Equator in Ciudad Mitad del Mundo is in the wrong location, Glitch and his Glitchbots pretend to be the Go Jetters and move the monument onto the equator. But when things start to go wrong, Glitch must learn that some glitches are fine the way they are.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 9 - Solar Race, AustraliaGlitch's hopes of winning a solar-powered race across the Australian outback are foiled when he crashes the Glitchster in the middle of the night. With the solar battery dead, he and Kyan are stranded with no water and no way out. It's up to the Go Jetters to find them and save the day.
1:55pm
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Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 26 - Timmy's ScrapbookAll the nursery pals put together scrapbooks of their most precious childhood memories.
2pm
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Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 1 - KrytenAnswering a crackly distress message from a ship crashed on a nearby planet, the Red Dwarf crew are thrilled by the opportunity to meet some women for the first time in 3 million years. All they find, however, is a rathe confused servant robot by the name of Kryten...
2pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 10 - MegasaurusMrs Griggs launches a mentoring scheme and Maxwell picks Ollie. At first Ollie is flattered, but he soon becomes fed up with Maxwell beating him at chess.
2:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 2 - Better Than LifeThe long-overdue arrival of a postal delivery brings untold goodies for the Dwarf crew: films, letters from home, news reels, and plenty more besides. One particular video game, the virtual reality title Better Than Life, is of particular interest.
3:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
3:30pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 24 - ElectrogranDave makes a weathervane in his metalwork class at school and tests it on the roof of Grimsby Heights - things go well until his assistant, Gran, gets struck by lightning. Charged with electrical powers, Dave must run Gran down like a battery before she causes too much mischief.
3:45pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 25 - Fit Is FunThe Spuds have been watching strongman competitions on the telly lately and want to become super-strong - the only problem is that none of them are fit. Investing in GritBits to get them moving, the Spuds discover that the devices are faulty and cannot be switched off, so the Spuds now find themselves unable to stop exercising...
4pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
4:35pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Chilli RocketChilli says he's a great skateboarder, but when Supertato needs his help to catch Evil Pea, Chilli can't skateboard at all! Carrot, Chilli and Supertato create a 'chilli rocket' to defeat Evil Pea.
4:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 10, Episode 6 - Whodunnit?Unable to convince Lucy that he didn't smash Lucy's precious heirloom, a blue and white antique vase that belonged to her grandmother, Lee summons the family to a meeting to flush out the culprit.
4:55pm
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Calendar Girls
Gentle comedy drama based on the true story of 11 ladies from Yorkshire who stripped off for a charity calendar.
5pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
5pm
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Agatha Raisin
Series 4, Episode 3 - There Goes The BrideThe stage is all set for the wedding of the year between James and his Welsh fiancée, Eirwen, but nothing ever goes to plan in Carsely. First, an unfortunate paintballing mishap leaves the couple splattered in their finery. But ruined attire matters little when Eirwen is shot dead the night before the wedding, and Agatha must take on the case to clear James's name.
5pm
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Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated sequel.
5:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 10, Episode 7 - BuilderLucy takes the kids away to her parents while Lee stays in the house to oversee the building work in their kitchen. Unfortunately, the builder Lee has employed to do the job has an annoyingly relaxed attitude to deadlines.
6pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the lie-based panel game.
6:30pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 27 - Big TVWhen the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.
6:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 28 - Keyboard CapersDetermined to finish Beethoven's symphony, Mr Bean wangles himself a grand piano, a music book, a candelabra - and a very patient piano teacher. Liberace, eat your heart out!
7pm
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A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: South East Asia, Episode 4Jamie Redknapp and Micah Richards are joined by Alan Carr, Joel Dommett and Emily Atack for the next leg of their road trip.
7:55pm
Pointless
A special episode, with comedians Rosie Holt, Nabil Abdulrashid, Shaparak Khorshandi, Mark Steel, Lou Sanders, Luke McQueen, Amy Gledhill and Chris Cantrill.
8pm
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Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 6 - Lollipop ManLee and Lucy object to the school lollipop man handing out lollipops to the kids.
8:30pm
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City Lights
Series 1, Episode 1Bank clerk Willie Melvin is convinced he could be a best-selling author. He has the ambition, the determination and the typewriter; all he needs is the talent - a point he has overlooked.
8:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 7 - Bust UpEncouraged by Anna, Lucy considers whether a breast augmentation is for her.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcm by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9pm
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Chewing Gum
A repeat-run of the entire second series of the Michaela Coel comedy.
9pm
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Ooh The Banter!
Jack Docherty delves through the BBC Scotland archives to examine the country's humour.
9pm
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The Inbetweeners Movie
Will and friends are off on their biggest adventure yet... a lads' holiday abroad.
9:20pm
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Mock The Week
Series 19, Episode 5With Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Maisie Adam and Michael Odewale.
9:30pm
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Not Going Out
Series 10, Episode 1 - ParachuteToby organises a sponsored parachute jump to raise money for a children's ward in his hospital. Supportively, Lee, Lucy, Anna and the grandparents all agree to take part, but once airborne will everyone pluck up the courage to jump? Surely any emerging fears will be suppressed for the good of all on board, and the soon-to-be-benefiting children?
9:40pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 20, Episode 3 - Maya Jama, Prue Leith, James Acaster, Niall HoranJonathan is joined by Love Island presenter Maya Jama, Great British Bake Off judge Prue Leith, comedian James Acaster, and One Direction star Niall Horan, who chats and performs his new single for the first time on British TV.
10pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the first series of the wartime sitcom.
10pm
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The Stanley Baxter Show: 75 Years Of Broadcasting
A chance to see a collection of comedy sketches from Stanley Baxter's decades in television. First broadcast on 20th March 1998.
10pm
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Not Going Out
Series 9, Christmas Special - Not Going Out LiveWe join Lee and Lucy live from their festively decorated living room, nervously discussing the Ding Dong Merrily on Live Christmas Spectacular - the Christmas variety show they've been strong-armed into organising to raise money for their children's school.
10:30pm
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Only An Excuse?
Highlights SpecialA selection of sketches picked from 27 years of the hit Scottish comedy, mixing classic characters, favourite skits and hilarious media spoofs. Frankie Boy rocks up at the petrol station, King Kenny dispenses managerial advice on the golf course and Sir Fergie lectures on leadership at Harvard.
10:30pm
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Four Weddings And A Funeral
A gentle comedy about a group of friends who keep meeting at weddings; disappointingly, the ceremonies are never their own.
10:40pm60 min version (repeat)
10:50pm
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 1, Episode 6Sketches include the puppy appeal, an examination of violence and Tony of Plymouth.
11pm
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Fantasy Football League
Series 1 - Part B, Episode 7Matt Lucas and Elis James are joined by Guz Khan and Jaime Winstone.
11pm
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Best Of Chewin' The Fat
Series 1, Episode 2Highlights from the first two series of Scottish sketch show featuring a cast of recurring characters.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 5Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan take on Jon Richardson and David Mitchell. Nick Helm is in with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley is back on numbers-and-letters duty.
11:20pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 4 - Surprise, SurpriseJean and Judith pay Lionel a surprise visit in Norwich where he is giving a guest lecture, but find him with another woman.
11:30pm
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Burnistoun
Episode 1 - Burnistoun Tunes InBurnistoun is back and ready to tune in! This one-off special of the hit sketch show celebrates television in Scotland, from the nostalgic black and white past to everyone's coolest modern-day favourites, all viewed through the hilariously unique Burnistoun filter. Quality Polis, McGregor and Toshan, are back on the beat while Peter and Scott and the Up Eh Road guys also return to discuss, disrupt or appear on the small screen.
11:35pm
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Funny Woman
Series 1, Episode 5Sophie is banished to Blackpool to await her fate. Contrite, Clive decides to win her back.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 62, Episode 3Jo Brand hosts as Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guests Rylan Clark-Neal and Robert Peston.
Midnight
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Coupling
A selection of episodes from the third series.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 1Sean Lock and Henning Wehn go up against Jon Richardson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Tom Allen joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters with 'help' from Joe Wilkinson.
12:25am
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Breaking The News
Episode 1 - Breaking 100 Years Of The NewsBreaking The News returns for a television special to celebrate 100 years of BBC Scotland by looking back at 100 years of news. Des Clarke is joined by comedians Jo Caulfield, Stuart Mitchell, Jamie MacDonald as well as broadcaster Kaye Adams.
12:40am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 3, Episode 3Host Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Michael Spicer, Ken Cheng and Alex Brooker, who compete to deliver the best lecture. Michael's lecture is 'How To Lead When You Don't Know What You're Doing', Ken's is 'Networking for Success' and Alex's is 'Why Most Parenting Advice Is Wrong'.
1am
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Brassic
Series 2, Episode 4 - The IntruderSuffering from insomnia, Vinnie decides to have a chilled night in at the local pub, but things take a sinister turn when a stranger breaks in.
1am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 3 - Jo BrandDeadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.
1am
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The Emily Atack Show
Series 3, Episode 6 - FutureEmily gets a terrifying glimpse into her future and meets a strange blast from the past and more. Plus, impressions of Adele, Billie Eilish, Gemma Collins and Holly Willoughby.
1:05am
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Man About The House
Series 1, Episode 1 - Three's A CrowdFlatmates Chrissy and Jo are somewhat startled to find a man asleep in their bath, the morning after a party to say goodbye to newly-married third flatmate Eleanor. As it happens, the stranger, Robin, is new to London and looking for a place to live.
1:20am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 3, Episode 4Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Rhys James, Huge Davies and Sally Phillips, who compete to deliver the best lecture. Rhys's lecture is 'I Stalk Strangers Online', Huge's is 'What Every Pro Musician Needs To Know' and Sally's is 'The Power of Uncertainty'.
1:35am
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Minder
Series 8, Episode 9 - The Greatest Show In WillesdenLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
1:40am
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Code 404
Series 3, Episode 4After being kicked out of the lab by Parfit following the revelation that his A.I. has been compromised, Major is falling apart under the pressure. At the same time, there's a breakthrough in the serial killer case when a witness provides a shocking revelation.
1:40am
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Man About The House
Series 1, Episode 2 - And Mother Makes FourChrissy's mother is due for her twice-yearly visit, but she's such a worrier about her daughter living in London, there's no way she'll understand having a man in the flat. Robin'll just have to stay out.
1:45am
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Buffering
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Measure Of SuccessIain has decided to leave Flummox. But is this really what he wants? Or will he finally have the courage to tell Olivia how he feels? Meanwhile, a new young presenter is stealing his thunder and an old former presenter gives him a glimpse into his future, Rosie hosts a pub quiz with a difference and one of Ashley's articles goes viral.
2am
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Chewing Gum
Series 2, Episode 1 - WTF Happened?Tracey's return to the Pensbourne Estate doesn't quite go as she would have liked.
2am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 5, Episode 5Robbie Williams surprises some karaoke-singing members of the audience with special renditions of his classic hits in Robbie-oke, and also gives a Christmas treat with a spectacular performance of Winter Wonderland.
2:35am
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French And Saunders
Series 6, Episode 1Darren Day hams it up in a parody of Cold Mountain as Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders return for their first new comedy sketch series together in eight years. They've got a swanky new office at BBC TV Centre and their very own agent (Maggie Steed), but a distinct lack of ideas for their latest show. What will their panicky producer (Liza Tarbuck) make of it all?
2:50am
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Ladhood
Series 1, Episode 6 - The First TimeAfter an argument with Jess, Liam is nostalgic for the simplicity of first love.
3am
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 19Captains Phill Jupitus and Andy Parsons head a clash between The Corner House from Windsor and The Royal Oak from the West Midlands.
3:05am
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3:25am
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Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 6 - Lollipop ManLee and Lucy object to the school lollipop man handing out lollipops to the kids.
3:45am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 5From the TV show Ibiza Weekender, couple Jordan Davies and Isobel Mills put their relationship on display to win money for Mind charity. Jordan was smitten with Isobel from the start, but let's see how this couple fare in the Face Your Demons round, where a series of mystery guests take to the stage, including Jordan's ex Chyna Ellis who dumped him.
4:05am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 6Social media influencers and YouTubers Tristan and Mettisse met on the TV show Survival Of The Fittest (which Mettisse went on to win), but can the couple survive the show's brutal comparisons?