Television
TV schedule Saturday 4th March 2023
6am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 9 - Lost PropertyStan and Jack find two portions of fish and chips on the bus and, to cut a long story short, eat them. When a woman comes into the depot to report the loss, Blakey institutes a heavy crackdown on the reporting of lost property.
6:05am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 9 - Smoothie OperatorCornea invites Lloyd and his family to dinner, but they can't stomach Cornea's unique cooking and adopt a series of bizarre ways to try and avoid eating the food without offending their host.
6:10am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 6 - NoisyThe Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!
6:20am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 10 - Berry CaringLloyd tries to compete with Berry and prove that he's 'more caring' by rescuing flies whether they want or need rescuing or not - however, his zealousness backfires when he attempts a daring rescue 'outside'!
6:35am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 10 - Stan's UniformWhen Stan's uniform is covered in filth by a blocked drain, he concocts a plan to get the company to pay for a new one. Somehow it works - but Arthur's been repainting the kitchen furniture...
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 34 - The Parthenon, GreeceThe Grimbots are flying the Vroomster and their dodgy manoeuvres are about to flatten the Parthenon - Go Jetters, Go!
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 38 - Snore-Worn ShaunThe sheep can't get to sleep because of Shirley's loud snoring.
7:05am
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On The Buses
Feature-length film spin-off from the popular 1970s sitcom. Stan and the rest of the lads are horrified when the company decides to hire women drivers.
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 6A football, biscuit, sofa bed and pair of shoes are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 25 - Megahurtz AttacksDanger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when it leads to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 22 - Do Good DennisDennis and Gnasher accidentally do good deeds for the people of Beanotown.
7:25am
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 8 - Judgement DayA funky American preacher sues Desmond for a distressing haircut.
7:50am
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7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 36 - Tarbela Dam, PakistanWhen Grandmaster Glitch gets his hands on a G.O. Force, the forecast isn't good for the Tarbela Dam in Pakistan.
8:20am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 3 - FuneralTragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus.
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 10 - Brilliant Beach CircusIt's circus time on Faraway Island, and everyone can't wait to show off their amazing acts.
9am
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dinnerladies
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Victoria Wood sitcom.
9:55am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 17 - The Good, The Bad And The PricklyPrickly Pear arrives in the supermarket and tries to take over Evil Pea's freezer. Supertato discovers that Prickly Pear isn't mean at all and just needs some good friends.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 13 - Balancing ActWhen Richard claims to be an expert gymnast, Sooty and the gang insist he shows off his skills. But with a host of traps waiting for him at the gym, will he make it to the gymnastics show in one piece?
10:30am
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The Football's On
Series 10, Episode 3A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests Lloyd Griffith & Mark Steel.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 15 - A-Maze-Ing AdventureBob is looking after Phoebe's cute little puppy called Earl, but when they take him for walkies he gets lost inside Bitz's amazing maze.
1:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Dawn French sitcom.
1:20pm
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Dodger
Episode 2 - WaxworksGang member Tom returns to Fagin's lair to find his bed taken by new boy Dodger.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 4 - Monteverde Cloud Forest, Costa RicaA feather duster drama unfolds high in the Monteverde Cloud Forest when Glitch's feather collecting goes wrong. Can the Go Jetters save a rare bird's nest and find a lost trophy?
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Continent Of AfricaGlitch's plans to help Tala discover facts about Africa go wrong when they are stranded in different parts of the continent. It's up to the Go Jetters to save them from the jungles of Congo and a hippo-infested river.
1:55pm
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Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 16 - Timmy's Egg HeadsIn a treasure hunt with painted eggs, Timmy's is nowhere to be seen. Harriet helps Timmy to search for it.
2pm
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Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 5 - Confidence & ParanoiaVenturing up to the Officer's Deck to feel closer to Kochanski, Lister is unaware that Rimmer has not yet de-contaminated the area, and catches a particularly virulent, 3-million-year-evolved strain of pneumonia. It's not long before he's hallucinating; and the hallucinations take on solid, physical form!
2:05pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 9 - Anger ManagmentLily gets angry when Rob plans to pair with Jenny Jones in the school's 3-legged fun run.
2:35pm
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Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 6 - Me²With two holograms now walking around the ship Rimmer moves in with himself, leaving Lister in sweet peace and tranquility. It's not long, however, before even Rimmer's grown sick of living with Rimmer.
3:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 1Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.
3:30pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 20 - Krustee SlothAnna and Dave are building a toy sloth from the parts given away free with every Bran Cran Krustee cereal box - when finally complete, their toy ends up bigger than Grimsby Heights, and Dave and Anna must find a way to keep it under control.
4pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
4:35pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 19 - Hiccup HavocSupertato harnesses the power of his hiccups to save Tato Tower from Evil Pea's jam attack.
4:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 10, Episode 4 - SchoolingWhen Charlie's school gets a bad Ofsted rating, Geoffrey and Wendy offer to pay to send Charlie to private school, which presents Lee and Lucy with a moral dilemma.
5pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
5pm
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Agatha Raisin
Series 4, Episode 2 - Spoonful Of PoisonThe competition to be crowned winner of the Carsely Jam-Off has always been fierce, but when the prize jam is poisoned leading to the death of a judge, things may finally have gone a step too far. Determined to bring the killer to justice, Agatha resolves to restore the competition's name.
5pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Other Day The Earth Stood StillOnly Danger Mouse can save the world from chaos when the Baron stops the world spinning with a plague of traffic lights.
5:10pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 10 - Jeopardy MouseWhen the Baron rearranges the countries of the world Danger Mouse reluctantly joins forces with his American counterpart, Jeopardy Mouse, and takes New Zealand for a spin.
5:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 10, Episode 5 - MemoryLee decides to gatecrash Lucy's favourite television programme and watch it with her. Lucy is not best pleased, especially when Lee can't remember the name of the leading actor.
6pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the lie-based panel game.
6:30pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.
6:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
6:55pm
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French & Saunders: Funny Women
French & Saunders celebrate female contributions to comedy.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: South East Asia, Episode 3Jamie Redknapp and Micah Richards take on more challenges, and are joined by guests Maisie Adam and Mo Gilligan.
8pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
8:50pm
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Jimmy Tarbuck: The Laughs Are On Me
Jimmy Tarbuck tells the story of his extraordinary career.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9pm
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Chewing Gum
A repeat-run of the entire first series of the Michaela Coel comedy.
9:30pm
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Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 7 - Bust UpEncouraged by Anna, Lucy considers whether a breast augmentation is for her.
9:40pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 20, Episode 2 - Andy Serkis, Alan Carr, Babatunde Aleshe, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Paolo NutiniThe host is joined by actor Andy Serkis, comedians Alan Carr and Babatunde Aleshe and ex-footballer Peter Crouch and his wife, model Abbey Clancy. With music by singer-songwriter Paolo Nutini.
9:50pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 9, Episode 5 - ShaggerCassie and Billy are in lust and she couldn't be happier. Billy, on the other hand, thinks their sex life is affecting his football.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts the words and numbers game show mash-up, with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Richard Ayoade and Sara Pascoe take on Jon Richardson and Chris McCausland. Morgana Robinson is in Dictionary Corner.
10pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of three episodes from the wartime sitcom.
10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 20, Highlights Special - Christmas SpecialDara O Briain and Hugh Dennis feature in a special edition of the topical comedy show featuring fond favourites, outtakes and other previously unseen bits.
10:20pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 9, Episode 6 - This Is Your LifeThere's a party in Runcorn as Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday. However, his festive mood is short-lived.
10:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 19, Episode 4With Angela Barnes, Milton Jones, Thanyia Moore, Tom Allen and Ed Byrne.
10:50pm
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Michael McIntyre: In His Own Words
Documentary profiling stand-up comedian Michael McIntyre.
10:50pm
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 1, Episode 4Sketches include the stolen sketches, light metal (The Bishop and The Warlord) and Stephen's nipples.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Christmas SpecialJohnny Vegas joins Sean as they take on Jon and Katherine Ryan, while David O'Doherty is in Dictionary Corner.
11:20pm
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11:20pm
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 1, Episode 5Sketches include the ignored teacher, Hugh's favourite sketch and Fry and Laurie's performance of great Swiss comedy sketch "Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right".
11:45pm
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Rod Woodward: Live In Wales
Stand-up from Welsh comic Rod Woodward from his home town.
11:50pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Copper KettleLionel takes Jean for a day out in the Buckinghamshire countryside just as they did when they first met, in an attempt to rekindle something of their long-lost romance. However, his hope of locating a particular restaurant named The Copper Kettle hits a few snags.
Midnight
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French & Saunders: Funny Women
French & Saunders celebrate female contributions to comedy.
Midnight
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Fantasy Football League
Series 1 - Part B, Episode 6Matt Lucas and Elis James are joined by Chris McCausland and Trevor McDonald.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 61, Episode 5Steph McGovern guest presents - her eighth appearance on the programme, and sixth time in the host's chair. Joining the presenter is Zoe Lyons and Times Radio journalist John Pienaar.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 7 (Channel 4: Series 8), Episode 4Sean Lock and Isy Suttie take on Jon Richardson and Richard Osman. Alex Horne and The Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
12:20am
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 2 - Jimmy Carr and Alan CarrJimmy Carr hosts, with his special guest Alan Carr. In this show recorded in front of a packed house at the famous Hammersmith Apollo Jimmy and Alan point the finger at bullies, estate agents, phone sex lines and bread making machines.
12:35am
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Funny Woman
Series 1, Episode 4Sophie and Clive's romance is the talk of the town, but a discovery threatens to bring down the whole show.
1am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 3 - Jo BrandDeadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.
1am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 3, Episode 1Host Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Toussaint Douglass, Elf Lyons and Frankie Boyle, who compete to deliver the best lecture. Toussaint's lecture is 'How To Find The Right Partner', Elf's is 'Introduction to Economics' and Frankie's is 'Introduction To Power and Politics In Today's World'.
1:05am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 11 - The StrainStan tries to prove his strength by picking up his girlfriend to guess her weight. In doing so, he strains his back and is instructed to wear a supportive, surgical corset if he wants to get back to work quickly.
1:05am
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The Emily Atack Show
Series 3, Episode 5 - Politics Of LifeIn this episode, sketches see Emily deliver some truth bombs to her mates, get kidnapped, and try to take a good passport photo. Celeb impressions include Lady Gaga, Olivia Colman and Billie Eilish - meanwhile, hilarious stand-up sees Emily explain how she navigates the politics of life.
1:25am
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The Wimbledon Poisoner
Episode 2The trail of dead bodies is leading relentless Detective Inspector Rush straight to hapless Henry Farr. Will he be unmasked or will justice take another peculiar turn?
1:40am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 12 - The New TellyWhen the Christmas Club payout arrives, Stan and the family decide to buy a colour television. But they have a problem disposing of their old set - especially when Blake buys it!
1:40am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 3, Episode 2Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Kae Kurd, Lou Sanders and Joel Dommett, who compete to deliver the best lecture. Kae's lecture is 'Understand The Modern Middle East', Lou's is 'Mind Reading and Telepathy For Beginners and Intermediates' and Joel's is 'The Surprising Science Of Alpha Males'.
1:50am
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Buffering
Series 2, Episode 5 - DecideophobiaWhen the gang find themselves with a "free day", they have to decide what to do with it. Ashley decides to sort out her clothes. Rosie decides to paint a feature wall. Iain decides whether to stay at Flummox. And Greg decides whether to stay... at all.
2am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 5, Episode 4Ellie Goulding hands Michael her phone in Send To All, and two brothers from Coventry are in for the shock of their lives when they find themselves on stage at The London Palladium.
2am
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Hold The Sunset
Series 2, Episode 5 - Damage LimitationRoger, Georgie and Bob attend a children's party, and Edith is thrilled when Phil announces that Dugdale has made an offer on his house.
2:30am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 4 - Huntin' Shootin' & Fishin'Having won the contract to promote a new Duchy Originals range for Prince Charles, Eddy decides she must get into the lifestyles of the landed gentry, taking Patsy away for an expensive weekend of country pursuits. Saffy, meanwhile, is trying to keep Sarah away from Emma Bunton.
2:55am
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 4, Episode 5 - Dangerous LiaisonsComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
3am
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 18Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Kerry Godliman and Ed Byrne, oversees a clash between The Mayflower from Rotherhithe and The Wheatsheaf and Pigeon from Staines.
3:05am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 5 - Birthin'It's a big night for Patsy as she gears up to present a prestigious style awards ceremony at the Royal Albert Hall. However it's destined to be a bigger night for Saffy, who suddenly goes into Labour, and without a doctor in sight.
3:45am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 3Lea and Wade, a couple dubbed the Posh and Becks of Brighton, judge a variety faces for the chance to win money. Wade's mum still favours Wade's ex - see if Lea has more luck on the show!
4:05am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 4This week's couple are both from Hertfordshire and share the same name, Charlie. Charlie works as an estate agent, and 'Chaz' for the purpose of the show to save confusion, works as a Pensions Consultant. Both guys face comparison for cash!