Television
TV schedule Thursday 2nd March 2023
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 3 - The Hold UpIt's tradition for the staff to play jokes on stock-taking night. However, the robbery that occurs isn't a joke ... but when they contact Mr. Rumbold, he thinks it is.
Taskmaster
Series 9, Episode 6 - Bready, Bready, BreadyJo Brand demonstrates an impressive grasp of street slang, Katy Wix uses a long part of her body to steal something sweet and David Baddiel takes a sledgehammer to a tricky problem. Plus, another former champion, Katherine Ryan, makes a dramatic return to the studio!
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 7 - Put That Light Out!Jones, Frazer, Pike and Godfrey are stationed on an exercise in the local lighthouse, but soon cause trouble when they turn the light on and shine it over Walmington-on-Sea... during an air-raid.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 12, Episode 7With Ronan Keating, Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo, Rhod Gilbert and Ellie Taylor.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 8 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one with the new arrival claiming that Jones left him in the desert to die. It is down to Jones to unearth the truth.
Room 101
Series 6, Episode 6 - Richard Ayoade, Alun Cochrane, Gabby LoganRichard Ayoade, Alun Cochrane and Gabby Logan compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include people who laugh out loud when reading a book, half-and-half scarves, and fun.
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 1 - Captain CookWith a bit of trickery and abuse of George's sole talent, Blackadder has himself appointed Official War Artist and hopes to be sent to Paris accordingly; however, Field Marshal Haig's plans don't quite tally with the Captain's expectations...
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 2 - Corporal PunishmentAfter having trouble with the trenches' telephone system, Blackadder is facing a court-martial for disobeying orders; and far more seriously, shooting and eating Melchett's prized pet pigeon, Speckled Jim. Is there any hope for the Captain, or does a firing squad and certain death await?
Funny Woman
Series 1, Episode 4Sophie and Clive's romance is the talk of the town, but a discovery threatens to bring down the whole show.
French And Saunders
A repeat-run of the entire sixth series of the sketch show starring Dawn and Jennifer.
Mandy
Series 2, Episode 5 - FatbergThere is nothing more shameful for us as a society than the existence of fatbergs. But forget about that for a moment and enjoy this episode.
A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: South East Asia, Episode 2Jamie Redknapp and Micah Richards are joined by Patrice Evra, Maisie Adam and Mo Gilligan as they take on more sporting and cultural challenges.
Late Night Mash
Series 2, Episode 4Rachel Parris is joined by special guest Kerry Godliman. The team reflect on the election of "far right" Italian leader Giorgia Meloni, the fall-out from Kwasi Kwarteng's mini fiscal event, and Geoff Norcott explains why he's bored of the culture wars. Plus, Shaparak Khorsandi explains protests in Iran.
The Emily Atack Show
Series 3, Episode 5 - Politics Of LifeIn this episode, sketches see Emily deliver some truth bombs to her mates, get kidnapped, and try to take a good passport photo. Celeb impressions include Lady Gaga, Olivia Colman and Billie Eilish - meanwhile, hilarious stand-up sees Emily explain how she navigates the politics of life.
Carters Get Rich
Episode 1The family get news of their windfall and Tony tries to retain some sense of normalcy by continuing plans for family bonfire night.
Carters Get Rich
Episode 2As the Carters adjust to their new lifestyle, Ellie begins to embrace her celeb status and Liz upgrades the sofa.
Brassic
Series 2, Episode 3 - Antique HuntersVinnie agrees to grow weed on an industrial scale for McCann and the lads get busy setting up a new grow shed. Meanwhile, Erin attends a disastrous dinner party with Jake's family and Tommo hatches a plan to steal some erotic furniture to re-vamp the Rat & Cutter. But what starts as a simple robbery quickly descends into bedlam when a rival gang of thieves turn up and the lads find themselves joining an elaborate treasure hunt.
Taskmaster
Series 1, Episode 1 - Melon BuffetThis week the comedians have to try and paint the best picture of a horse while riding a horse. Also, expect melon-eating, bath-emptying and pop-up tents.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 20, Episode 1 - Evangeline Lilly, Danny Dyer, Will Sharpe, Maisie Adam, Leomie Anderson, The 1975The chat show returns, with Ant-Man star Evangeline Lilly, actors Danny Dyer and Will Sharpe, comedian Maisie Adam and model Leomie Anderson joining Jonathan on the sofa, while Brit award-winning band The 1975 perform in the studio.
Mock The Week
Series 20, Episode 11Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis laugh at the last seven days with guests Maisie Adam, Rhys James, Milton Jones, Emily Lloyd-Saini and Glenn Moore.