Television
TV schedule Saturday 18th February 2023
6am
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Other WomanAfter a family social evening in the works' canteen where Arthur becomes rather too friendly with one of the clippies, Mum and Olive are outraged - and he promptly leaves to stay with his sister.
6:05am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 1 - The Long GameLloyd and Abacus are on the hunt for a nice quiet spot to play their favourite board game - the trouble is that everywhere is either too loud, too busy, or too dangerous! They finally find the perfect place... but then they forget to take gravity into account.
6:10am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 2 - UnderneathThe Twirlywoos learn about underneath when they visit a hat shop. Back in the boat, the Box brings a rainbow for the Twirlywoos to dance underneath.
6:20am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 2 - Crumble Down EconomicsLloyd has an unexpected windfall of crumbs and sets out to buy happiness, cleaning the newsstand out of comics, dining at the Pancake, and hiring his friends to carry his lovely crumbs around - however, he soon learns that crumbs can't buy true happiness.
6:30am
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Minder
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series.
6:35am
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Dangerous LivingA newspaper report about the mortality rate of busmen leads everyone to insist Stan loses some weight. He's not pleased, but a date with a much younger clippie makes him think a bit of exercise couldn't hurt.
6:45am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 7 - Chilli To The RescueChilli becomes Super Chilli as he tries to be a superhero just like Supertato.
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 26 - Big Ben, EnglandThe Go Jetters visit London on New Year's Eve, but Big Ben is missing. To the Vroomster!
6:55am
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 19 - Pumpkin PerilAs Bitzer stands guard, the Farmer's prized pumpkins start disappearing from the garden.
7am
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 3 - Georgetown DreamingDesmond wonders what might have been if he'd never come to this 'godforsaken country'.
7am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 22 - Do Good DennisDennis and Gnasher accidentally do good deeds for the people of Beanotown.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 24 - The VisitorA spaceship containing a little green alien crash-lands on the farm, so Shaun and his friends help it out.
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 2Eggs, sausages, a freezer and toilet roll are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment!
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 21 - From Duck To DawnThis episode sees the return of the villainous vegetarian vampire Count Duckula, who is determined to take over the world with a chorus-line of formidable dancing vegetables...
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 18 - Inventor's BlockDennis doesn't realise the pressure he's putting on Rubi to excel in the school science fair is giving her a severe case of inventor's block.
7:40am
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Citizen Khan
Series 4, Episode 5 - Mystic MoMrs Khan succumbs to stomach pains as a result of stress, and the family rush her to hospital.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Strokkur Geyser, IcelandThe geysers in Iceland are blocked - Glitch is to blame and it could cause an earthquake. Go Jetters go!
8:15am
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Citizen Khan
Series 4, Episode 6 - Alia's BoyfriendIn line with the great tradition of British Muslim baking, Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake Off.
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 7 - Princess Purl's Big SleepNaughty fairies Zipsy and Popsy have put a spell on Princess Purl so that she sleeps for a gazillion years.
8:55am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4Granville plans a double date with Madge and Mavis but needs to find a way to smarten up Gastric. There's more romance in the air as Mrs Featherstone has her heart set on a new husband and Nurse Gladys is wooed by a former patient, Mick, whose boil she once attended to. Meanwhile, a mysterious new product from the Far East arrives which needs some clever marketing to Eric and Cyril.
9:35am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the David Jason sitcom.
9:55am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 12 - Pea's Power SuitEvil Pea becomes more powerful than Supertato by wearing a giant powersuit.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 24 - The New RideThe Lady Mayoress is coming to open the park's new ghost train so Sooty and the gang are determined to impress. But when Richard's best suit is ruined and Sweep is put in charge of the banners, it's a race against time to get everything ready. With special guest star Ann Widdecombe.
10:30am
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The Football's On
Series 10, Episode 1A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests Charlie Baker & Glenn Moore.
11:30am
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TV Flashback
Series 7, Episode 12 - Ynys Môn (Anglesey)Kiri Pritchard-McLean rewinds the most engaging clips from half a century of Welsh TV, this time looking at Ynys Môn or Anglesey. From stunning scenery to marvellous characters, she finds out how the place she calls home has made an impact in Wales.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 11 - Castle Bake OffRivalries are brought to the boil in the Yum-tastic Pizza Bake Off as Bob vies with Zip and Pop for the prize.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 46 - Korowai Treehouses, IndonesiaThe Go Jetters have been invited by the Korowai tribe to visit their village in the rainforest of Papua in Indonesia.
1:25pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 7 - Lost Tempers In SpaceDanger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse find themselves stranded on a far-flung planet inhabited by Fly People.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 47 - Go Jet Academy: Volcanic IslandGrandmaster Glitch is drilling into the ground below the ocean near Academy Island, looking for bubbly mud that is heated up by an underground volcano.
1:35pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 7 - DIYWhen the Farmer pops out for more supplies, Bitzer is left in charge of decorating and calls on the flock for help. He soon realises this may be a terrible mistake as they have their own way of doing things - painting and decorating isn't their strong point!
1:45pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 29 - Screwtop SchoolProfessor von Screwtop gets mistaken for the new kid in school and joins Class 3C for the day. Rubi is so embarrassed at her dad's antics that she resorts to pranking to get him into trouble and out of the way.
1:55pm
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Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 15 - Timmy Goes BangAfter hearing thunder during a storm, Timmy becomes fixated by loud noises, banging anything he can find.
2pm
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Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 1 - The EndDimwitted third-class space ship technician Dave Lister is dumbstruck to find that, after what was supposed to be an 18-month punishment in stasis (suspended animation), he has woken up some 3 million years later, a radiation leak having long killed his Red Dwarf colleagues and left him as the last human being.
2:05pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 7 - Hormone HorrorMartha starts acting oddly, getting emotional and over-reacting to things. She's horrified to realise that her hormones are kicking in.
2:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 2 - Future EchoesAs the ship accelerates toward light speed in the readiness for the 3,000,000 year journey back in the other direction, toward Earth, peculiar things start happening. How can Cat be in two places at once? Holly's got some explaining to do - about something he terms 'future echoes'.
3:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 3After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.
3:45pm
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Lloyd Of The Flies
A selection of episodes from the first series the animated comedy.
4pm
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My Family
A selection of seven episodes from the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
4pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 4The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a momentous trip to the church for the reading of the banns, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret.
4:30pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 25 - Not So SupertatoEvil Pea tricks Supertato into thinking that he's lost all of his superpowers.
4:40pm
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 3, Episode 5 - Crucian Carp (Great Somerford Lakes, Wiltshire)Paul and Bob go fishing for the elusive crucian carp in Wiltshire.
4:55pm
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The Italian Job
Comedy crime caper in which a group of British crooks plot a bank heist in Turin.
5pm
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Agatha Raisin
Series 3, Episode 7 - As The Pig Turns - Part 1After a turbulent few weeks with setbacks aplenty, Agatha is determined to move on with her life and put the past firmly behind her. However, her plans are quickly derailed when a gruesome discovery of a dismembered torso at the Winter Fayre hog roast leaves all of Carsely fearing for their safety.
5:05pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Stand OffIt's breakfast time and The Farmer discovers he has no fresh milk for his morning cup of tea. He sets off in great haste, only to become ensnared in a 'rush hour' traffic jam. Shaun and The Flock are too impatient to wait for breakfast and take matters into their own hands.
5:10pm
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Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated sequel.
5:20pm
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 3, Episode 6 - Chub (Lower Wye, Herefordshire)The final episode of this series sees Bob and Paul return to the river Wye, Bob's favourite river, to fish for chub.
5:40pm
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Doctor At Large
Dirk Bogarde stars as Dr Simon Sparrow, the medical practitioner. Sparrow decides to branch out from St Swithin's Hospital.
6pm
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Agatha Raisin
Series 3, Episode 8 - As The Pig Turns - Part 2A gruesome discovery of a dismembered torso at the Winter Fayre hog roast continues to leaves all of Carsely fearing for their safety.
6pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the lie-based panel game.
6:50pm60 min
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 6, Episode 6Michael presents another hour of entertainment, featuring Ellie Goulding singing Like A Saviour, Jermaine Jenas handing over his mobile in Send to All and a duet from the two Unexpected Stars of the Show. Plus, a contestant on The Wheel gets the surprise of her life when her edition keep getting more bizarre.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: South East Asia, Episode 1Jamie Redknapp and Micah Richards are joined by Alan Carr at the Singapore Grand Prix, before meeting up with Big Zuu for a street food cooking challenge.
8pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 31 - Super TrolleyNipping to the shops for a few provisions proves a nightmare for Bean when a mile-long shopping list from his landlady and a clapped-out trolley with a wonky wheel conspire to ruin his day. So he constructs his own trolley, with a petrol mower, pram wheels and an extra pair of hydraulic hands.
8pm
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8:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 32 - MagpieWhen nursing an injured magpie in his room, Mr Bean makes the discovery that magpies steal things that sparkle. When the police arrive to investigate the theft of his landlady's jewellery, it is not just Mr Bean who needs to take flight.
8:40pm85 min
Secrets & Scandals Of Carry On
Behind-the-scenes stories reveal the truth behind the cheeky, cheerful image of the film series, including the treatment of the cast at the hands of millionaire producer Peter Rogers.
8:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 1 - Home ImprovementsLucy's father reluctantly allows Lee to help Lucy clear up the builder's mess in their new kitchen extension.
9:10pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitocm by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9:20pm
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9:30pm
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Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 5 - Pants On FireWhen Lee and Lucy cancel dinner with Toby and Anna at the last moment it opens up a can of worms.
9:30pm45 min
The John Bishop Show
Series 2, Episode 6Fay Ripley, Ashley Banjo and Shania Twain join John in the last episode of the series.
10pm
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Porridge
A selection of episodes from the third series of the prison-based sitcom.
10pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 1 - AutumnSimon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.
10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 20, Episode 2Host Dara O Briain and team captain Hugh Dennis are joined by guests Ed Byrne, Catherine Bohart, Rhys James, Felicity Ward and Darren Harriott for an evening of topical panel discussion and laughs.
10:30pm
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Episode 1 - PilotThis Boxing Day pilot was the very first bit of Fry and Laurie. Sketches covered things such as Australian soap operas, a toy car showroom, and their own late-night review show "Argue the Toss".
10:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 19, Episode 2Maisie Adam, Eshaan Akbar, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker and Ed Gamble appear.
10:55pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 2 - WinterIt's Christmas - not to mention the turn of the Millennium - in Dibley, and the Vicar is determined to put on a festive show that will be talked about for years. With Hugo, Frank and Owen in charge, they don't get off to a good start, but plans for a special live nativity, with the actually pregnant Alice as Mary, are soon being made.
11pm
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Funny Woman
Series 1, Episode 2Barbara lands a dream role in a new TV comedy, but news from home on the eve of the show threatens to derail her opportunity, forcing her into an impossible decision.
11pm
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 1, Episode 1Sketches include Hugh's poem, Ted Cunterblast's The West Indies: A Nation of Cricketers and the haircut sketch ("Bitchmother Come Light My Bottom" by Sir William - Now Lord - Rees-Mogg).
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 21 (Channel 4: Series 22), Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts, as Lee Mack and Joe Wilkinson take on Jon Richardson and Jessica Knappett. Comedian Nigel Ng is in Dictionary Corner. Regular Countdown mathematician Rachel Riley and lexicographer Susie Dent are on hand to adjudicate.
11:10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Special - The Aftermath - Part 1: Waiting For GazJanet waits for Gaz to return to the pub and announce he has chosen her, unaware he has been in an accident and has already made his choice - Donna.
11:20pm
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11:30pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 1 - You Must Remember ThisFreelance secretary Judith works through her mother, Jean's, agency. When she goes to meet a new client, Lionel, to assist him in redrafting the manuscript for his autobiography, it rather curiously transpires that Lionel and Jean have met before.
11:35pm
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Shirley Valentine
Overcome by the drudgery of life, housewife Shirley Valentine takes off on a life-changing holiday. Stars Pauline Collins and Tom Conti.
11:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Special - The Aftermath - Part 2: Sliding GazGaz has fallen into a coma, shortly after telling Donna he wanted to be with her. As she sits by his bedside, she begs God to give him back, saying that she is prepared to take any consequences.
11:45pm
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Carters Get Rich
Episode 5Concerned that Harry needs a break from technology, Tony signs the two of them up to the Wildboys' Wilderness Survival Group.
11:50pm
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Coupling
A selection of episodes from the second series.
Midnight
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Fantasy Football League
Series 1 - Part B, Episode 4Matt Lucas and Elis James are joined by Guz Khan and Sam Quek.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 61, Episode 1David Tennant guest presents. He will be joined by comedian Jack Dee and journalist Helen Lewis as the programme continues to record in studio, with a virtual audience.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 21 (Channel 4: Series 22), Episode 2Jimmy Carr hosts the game show mash-up, with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Jack Dee and Tom Allen take on Jon Richardson and Judi Love. John Cooper Clarke is in Dictionary Corner.
12:10am
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Bad Education
Series 4, Episode 5 - Glow UpStephen is desperate to get rid of Mitchell who has moved in after his girlfriend threw him out. So Class K and Stephen give Mitchell a glow up in the hope she'll take him back.
12:15am
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Carters Get Rich
Episode 6Harry and Honc are in trouble when a boy Harry met at computer camp claims he had a hand in inventing the app.
12:35am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 30, Episode 9Joining the regulars this week are comedian and presenter Joel Dommett, ex-Geordie Shore star and now superstar DJ Joel Corry and rapper Lady Leshurr. On topic for this week is what surprising new career an S Club 7 member has found themselves doing and discovering what sound advice Stevie Nicks is getting from the ghost of her deceased mother Barbara! And if that wasn't enough, the teams must identify Thereza Bazaar from 80s icons Dollar and the real Graham Crabb from grebo legends Pop Will Eat Itself in the ID Parade.
12:45am
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Code 404
Series 3, Episode 1Under investigation and stuck on limited duties, tensions are high between Carver and AI partner Major, but when a fellow copper is killed, it's back to action.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 13, Episode 2 - Nish Kumar, Luisa Omielan, David O'DohertyThe talented Nish Kumar is your host for this episode as he introduces Luisa Omielan and David O'Doherty to the famous Apollo stage.
1am
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The Emily Atack Show
Series 3, Episode 3Emily takes a comedic look at wellness, with sketches seeing her getting up to mischief at the clinic and misunderstanding cheat day. Plus, impressions of Billie Eilish and Adele.
1:05am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 1 - The NurseryA nursery is set up for the clippies' children and the Sister in charge requires an assistant. Something surely that even Olive can handle?
1:05am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 1 - Joan RiversJack Dee presents performances by some of his favourite stand-up acts at the London theatre. First on the bill is legendary American comedienne Joan Rivers, with her typically acid-tongued musings on marrying for money and celebrity Botox parties.
1:40am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 2 - Stan's RoomUnable to get a moment's peace with clippie Doreen, Stan argues with his mother's rules and meddling and decides to move out. But only one room is near his price range - and Blakey is the landlord!
1:45am
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Buffering
Series 2, Episode 3 - Parental Approval NeededIain tries to impress his dad by pitching an idea for a ground-breaking primetime TV show to the new commissioner, with the help of Finn and Rosie. Meanwhile, Ashely suspects Greg's got a new girlfriend so enlists Thalia to discover who she is.
1:50am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 1 - AutumnSimon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.
2:05am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 5, Episode 2Emma Bunton hands over her phone to play Send To All, whilst nine-year-old Souparnika Nair is the youngest Unexpected Star to date.
2:35am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 2 - WinterIt's Christmas - not to mention the turn of the Millennium - in Dibley, and the Vicar is determined to put on a festive show that will be talked about for years. With Hugo, Frank and Owen in charge, they don't get off to a good start, but plans for a special live nativity, with the actually pregnant Alice as Mary, are soon being made.
2:40am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Special - The Aftermath - Part 1: Waiting For GazJanet waits for Gaz to return to the pub and announce he has chosen her, unaware he has been in an accident and has already made his choice - Donna.
3:05am
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 16Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne, oversees the clash between The Carlyon Arms from St Austell, Cornwall, and The King's Head from Crouch End, north London.
3:10am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Special - The Aftermath - Part 2: Sliding GazGaz has fallen into a coma, shortly after telling Donna he wanted to be with her. As she sits by his bedside, she begs God to give him back, saying that she is prepared to take any consequences.
3:25am
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The Rebel
Series 2, Episode 3 - HealthA misjudged late-night dip in the sea leaves both Henry and Charles very much worse for wear. As their symptoms deteriorate, they ultimately end up in hospital.
3:25am
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Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 7 - Bust UpEncouraged by Anna, Lucy considers whether a breast augmentation is for her.
3:40am
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Lazy Susan
Episode 1 - PilotMeet Megan and Michaela just 'don't want any drama tonight' and Thomas and Sandrine the 'whimsical French woman, written by a man who's never met a woman'.
3:50am
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Channel Hopping With Jon Richardson
Series 2, Episode 6Jon gives his take on the world's wildest TV, with Suzi Ruffell and Judi Love. Featuring US reality show Best Funeral Ever, Suzi's TV obsession, and a televisual trip to Egypt.
4:30am
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Old Mother Riley In Paris
A repeat of this 1938 film.
4:40am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 1We kick off a new series with a celebrity special featuring husband and Made In Chelsea star Spencer Matthews with model and wife Vogue Williams.
5am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 2Couple Kevin and Gabrielle are no strangers to making judgements at first glance as they met on dating app Tinder. They compare themselves to famous faces on the show to try to win money.
5:30am
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Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 1Josh Widdicombe plays against TV presenter Stacey Dooley MBE and professional dancer Oti Mabuse. Can the Strictly Come Dancing pals beat the comedian?