Television
TV schedule Monday 13th February 2023
Get Some In!
Series 5, Episode 4Rumours of an impending extension to the duration of National Service are causing alarm in some quarters, but Leckie is very happy in the morgue. Ken, Jakey and Matthew are not so keen, especially when an amputated hand goes missing.
Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 9 - Go Bitzer Go!The gang helps Bitzer gear up for a race against the snooty dog next door.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 18 - Dry HardA late night scary movie makes Penfold even extra-jittery, forcing Danger Mouse to make his sidekick sit out the latest mission to stop the Baron from flooding the entire world.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 15 - Boarding BeanoDoctor Pfooflepfeffer's first act as head of governors is to turn Bash Street School into a boarding school. However, the pupils devise a series of daring attempts to escape.
Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 3 - Georgetown DreamingDesmond wonders what might have been if he'd never come to this 'godforsaken country'.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 50 - NutbumNutbum the tardigrade turns up making frantic efforts to get Lloyd to do something... but what? Convinced it is serious, Lloyd does whatever he can to translate what Nutbum is saying, but communication is not as easy as he hopes.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 38 - Mars Mission, ChileCartoon following four adventure-seeking superheroes as they explore places all around the world.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 51 - Goodbye AbacusExcitement turns to sadness when Lloyd discovers that his family's move to a whole new Biggo house means that he'll never see Abacus again, so Lloyd makes it his mission to find Abacus a new best friend!
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 1 - Keep On RunningDenzil calls about Boycie's house bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified. By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 37 - An Honest FaceA sweetie thief has been reported in Grimsby and the suspect looks strikingly similar to Dave, so Dave and his friends must find a clever way to prove that he is not guilty.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Other WomanAfter a family social evening in the works' canteen where Arthur becomes rather too friendly with one of the clippies, Mum and Olive are outraged - and he promptly leaves to stay with his sister.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 38 - Little Fluffy CloudDave and Anna nurse a poorly polluted cloud back to health and teach it how to fly again.
Your Money Or Your Wife
A repeat of this 1960 film.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 15 - Oogie Boogie PlantJustin, Robert and Little Monster try to look after a giant and a rather naughty plant for Mr Bloom.
My Hero
Series 4, Episode 9 - The Family WayWhen George becomes pregnant with a surrogate baby that he is carrying for a childless couple on Ultron, Janet is confused. What is her role now that George is a mother? And why does she feel like she wants to keep the baby when it is born, when her own Ultronian baby, Ollie, is such a handful?
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 6A football, biscuit, sofa bed and pair of shoes are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 3 - Front Page StoryMr. Humphries is made founding editor of the Grace Bros. staff newspaper, and his colleagues pressure him to investigate why they didn't get the £600 bonus promised to them.
The Huggetts Abroad
A feel-good comedy road movie in which the Huggetts family drive towards a new life in South Africa by truck.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 17 - More About Next ToThe Twirlywoos watch a waiter set a wedding table in a marquee. The waiter places plates and cutlery next to each other. The Twirlywoos then decide to help out by getting items from outside and placing them next to the plates until there is an entire garden's worth of items on the table. The bride and groom enter and are amazed.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
Minder
Series 6, Episode 5 - From Fulham With LoveArthur extends the grasping hand of free enterprise across the Iron Curtain when a Russian ship arrives in port, but finds himself involved in a diplomatic situation.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 20 - The New PosterRichard is set to lose his job if business doesn't improve. Sooty and Sweep decide to make some new posters to advertise Slater's Holidays - but this means tricking Richard into having his photograph taken at the worst possible moment. What will the guests think of the disastrous results?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 1 - Leaving Home Forever, Or Till TeatimeHoward finds that lipstick on his collar is a sure way of becoming homeless.
Lagging
Series 2, Episode 1 - Start New GameSol battles the new boss-level baddie, Mo is powering up a possible puppy, Leah clashes with her clan, and Cedric and Ray fight physics with an ironing board!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 2 - Bicycle BonanzaFoggy's decision to go trekking across the moors coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer of grocery delivery bicycles.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 1 - Keep On RunningDenzil calls about Boycie's house bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified. By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 44 - Sharp As A PinAn accidental sidekick swap leaves Danger Mouse with Pinfold, Penfold's cousin.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 15 - Sponsored WaffleWaffle, Simon, Doug, Evie and Ruby do a sponsored silence to raise money for the school.
My Hero
Series 4, Episode 9 - The Family WayWhen George becomes pregnant with a surrogate baby that he is carrying for a childless couple on Ultron, Janet is confused. What is her role now that George is a mother? And why does she feel like she wants to keep the baby when it is born, when her own Ultronian baby, Ollie, is such a handful?
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Abominable ShowmanJJ is torn between Blamjitsu with the yeti, and helping the Dinmakers write a school song.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 6 - Room At The BottomMainwaring is shocked to learn that he is not a captain but a lieutenant. Things get even worse when he learns later on that he has no rank at all, and ends up as a private.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 41 - Pirate Peril, JamaicaXuli dives into action when Glitch's pirate game puts Lars in danger. Yo-ho Go Jetters go!
Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 3 - Front Page StoryMr. Humphries is made founding editor of the Grace Bros. staff newspaper, and his colleagues pressure him to investigate why they didn't get the £600 bonus promised to them.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 1 - Leaving Home Forever, Or Till TeatimeHoward finds that lipstick on his collar is a sure way of becoming homeless.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Dangerous LivingA newspaper report about the mortality rate of busmen leads everyone to insist Stan loses some weight. He's not pleased, but a date with a much younger clippie makes him think a bit of exercise couldn't hurt.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 10 - Thanksgiving SinnerDanger Mouse and Penfold receive a crash course in the customs of America's oldest holiday when they cover for Jeopardy Mouse as she takes time off for Thanksgiving.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 11 - Big Trouble In Little ClowntownWhen Professor Squawkencluck's Seriousizer ray is nabbed by Pompom, Danger Mouse teams up with his clown-shaped Bozorian equivalent, Cupcake.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 12 - Men At WorkWhen the Farmer discovers he's sprung a leak, he calls the water board to come and fix the problem. The bored flock are thrilled by the opportunity to have some watery fun. When the workmen clock off, the party begins.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 2 - Bicycle BonanzaFoggy's decision to go trekking across the moors coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer of grocery delivery bicycles.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 6 - Room At The BottomMainwaring is shocked to learn that he is not a captain but a lieutenant. Things get even worse when he learns later on that he has no rank at all, and ends up as a private.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Baddie BeltEvil Pea swaps Supertato's Tato-Belt for her own evil Baddie-Belt.
Minder
Series 6, Episode 6 - Waiting For GoddardArthur is only too willing to help when a local tramp comes into an inheritance.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 47 - Mission ManateeLars and Kyan swim through the shallows of Crystal River in Florida. Kyan tests his new swimming fin, while Lars watches a manatee and her baby cruise by.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 27 - Theatre BugMalcolm has a new 'home theatre', a literal small theatre run by a troupe of flea actors - Lloyd 'breaks' it when he offends one of the actors and ends up having to take her place on the road, but will his acting skills be up to the job?
Rhubarb!
Silent Eric Sykes comedy in which the only word spoken by characters is "rhubarb".
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 28 - Lost LouseEveryone knows that there's no such thing as head lice... after all, an insect can't live on a Biggo without getting squashed or swatted! However, when Lloyd meets a real head louse called Titchy, he's torn between proving her existence or returning her to Biggo's head.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Old Folks' PartyJean has been helping out in the local Help The Aged charity shop, but Lionel is reluctant to part with his belongings. She soon has a much more practical idea to help.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 1 - Keep On RunningDenzil calls about Boycie's house bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified. By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 39 - Spud IslandThe Spuds have a surprising day out when the lift in their tower block home at Grimsby Heights delivers them to a desert island instead of the ground floor.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 40 - Trucking American DreamsThe Spuds join Betty on a work trip across America - will a surprising body swap allow their American dreams to come true?
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Night ClubWhen Mr. Grace gives the staff permission to use the shop floor for a business after hours, they decide to establish a classy night club. Before they can open, they opt to film an advert to be shown in the local cinema.
Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 3 - Front Page StoryMr. Humphries is made founding editor of the Grace Bros. staff newspaper, and his colleagues pressure him to investigate why they didn't get the £600 bonus promised to them.
Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 8 - Mother Honks Her HornPhil Wang makes sure his outstanding outfit leaves even less to the imagination that it did before, Jessica Knappett demonstrates her mastery of a child's percussion instrument and James Acaster's dream comes true.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 3When Richard misses his first Sunday church service as owner of the manor, Audrey resolves to sort out his increasingly apparent shortcomings and force him to bring the estate up to scratch.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 6 - Room At The BottomMainwaring is shocked to learn that he is not a captain but a lieutenant. Things get even worse when he learns later on that he has no rank at all, and ends up as a private.
The Italian Job
Comedy crime caper in which a group of British crooks plot a bank heist in Turin.
Zen Motoring
Episode 1 - Scooter BoysEx Battle-Rapper Ogmios gives his guide to being a Zen Driver, mystical roundabouts, light-creepers, and Scooter-boys.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 2 - Car And GarterIn order to enhance Sid's marital status, Foggy, Clegg and Compo put their minds to thinking of some way of giving him a daring and glamorous image in Ivy's eyes.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 7 - Big GunsThe platoon are given some extra fire power when they get a large naval gun. Now it is just a matter of learning how to fire it, and removing anything that can be used as cover by the Germans.
Room 101
Series 5, Episode 1 - Aisling Bea, David Tennant, Trevor McDonaldComedian Aisling Bea, Doctor Who star David Tennant and newsreader Sir Trevor McDonald attempt to cast David's South African accent, lateness, and pigeons on the front page into the Orwellian chamber.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
Agatha Raisin
Series 3, Episode 7 - As The Pig Turns - Part 1After a turbulent few weeks with setbacks aplenty, Agatha is determined to move on with her life and put the past firmly behind her. However, her plans are quickly derailed when a gruesome discovery of a dismembered torso at the Winter Fayre hog roast leaves all of Carsely fearing for their safety.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 11, Christmas Special - Would I Lie To You At Christmas?David Mitchell is joined by Henry Blofeld and Kerry Howard, while Lee Mack is joined by Reverend Richard Coles and Clive Myrie.
Perfect Friday
Comic crime caper.
Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 3 - Oh Wait There's More Clues?Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Sophie Duker, Rosie Jones, Fatiha El-Ghorri and Jamie Laing to play another round of absurd guessing games.
Agatha Raisin
Series 3, Episode 8 - As The Pig Turns - Part 2A gruesome discovery of a dismembered torso at the Winter Fayre hog roast continues to leaves all of Carsely fearing for their safety.
QI
Series O, Episode 7 - OppositesFind out how to sort the sheep from the goats, discover the opposite of Tarzan, and meet the telescope that points straight through the Earth. With Jimmy Carr, Colin Lane and Sara Pascoe.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 7 - MarriageLee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country.
Funny Woman
Series 1, Episode 1It's 1964 and Blackpool factory worker Barbara Parker sets off for London on a mission to reinvent herself and find her voice in the male-dominated world of the sitcom.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 4, Episode 7Rhod is joined by Alan Davies, Lou Sanders and Ria Lina, as they travel back in time to discover who had a teenage compulsion to join fan clubs, and who loved sugar.
QI
Series T, Episode 13 - TubularSandi Toksvig takes a look at tubes and tubas with Bridget Christie, Sara Pascoe, Deborah Frances-White and series regular Alan Davies.
Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 10Romesh Ranganathan hosts, with artist Grayson Perry and broadcaster Alice Levine joining regular team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
Everyone Else Burns
Series 1, Episode 5David takes Aaron to a caravan for some father-son bonding, but there's no electricity and the only running water is leaking through the ceiling. Fiona hosts a girls' night.
Buffering
Series 2, Episode 3 - Parental Approval NeededIain tries to impress his dad by pitching an idea for a ground-breaking primetime TV show to the new commissioner, with the help of Finn and Rosie. Meanwhile, Ashely suspects Greg's got a new girlfriend so enlists Thalia to discover who she is.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 4 - Jon Richardson, Sara Pascoe, Nathan CatonJon Richardson presents special guests Sara Pascoe and Nathan Caton.
Bad Education
Series 4, Episode 5 - Glow UpStephen is desperate to get rid of Mitchell who has moved in after his girlfriend threw him out. So Class K and Stephen give Mitchell a glow up in the hope she'll take him back.
Fantasy Football League
Series 1 - Part B, Episode 3This week's celebrity guest managers are Arsenal fan Roman Kemp and Newcastle supporter Gabby Logan.
Taskmaster
Series 9, Episode 1 - Join Our CultGreg Davies is the Taskmaster and he is back for a glorious ninth series of the show that bears his grand title. In one hand he brandishes his sparkling golden face-trophy, in the other sits Little Alex Horne, his ever-popular personal secretary. This season's brand new high-class hopefuls are: David Baddiel, Ed Gamble, Jo Brand, Katy Wix and Rose Matafeo.
French And Saunders
Series 4, Episode 3Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay homage to Swedish film-maker Ingmar Bergman and American rock band Guns N' Roses.
The Scotts
Series 2, Episode 6It's Christmas - and Vonny's 40th birthday - so the Scotts all pile into a country house for a festive party.
A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: Dingle To Dover, Highlights Special - Best OfRevisit the best moments of Jamie and Freddie's epic road trip as we tie off the series with a collection of highlights from their latest adventure.
Jon & Lucy's Odd Couples
Episode 5TV presenter Ore Oduba and his wife Portia take on comedian couple Harriet Kemsley and Bobby Mair. Can they pack a car without having an argument? And just how well do the couples know each other in the wardrobe department?
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 5 - Suzi Ruffell At The Comedy StoreThe riotously funny Suzi Ruffell is your host at the prestigious Comedy Store, where she is joined by the amazing Brennan Reece, the hugely funny Rosie Jones and the joyous Lauren Pattison.
QI
Series T, Episode 13 - TubularSandi Toksvig takes a look at tubes and tubas with Bridget Christie, Sara Pascoe, Deborah Frances-White and series regular Alan Davies.
Mock The Week
Series 19, Episode 10Dara O Briain hosts as Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Milton Jones and Maisie Adam join regular panellist Hugh Dennis to take a comic look back on the latest events in news and politics.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 30, Episode 17 - Salma Hayek, Shania Twain, Julianne Moore, Johannes Radebe, Lizzo, Tom GrennanSalma Hayek says she was terrified of dancing in Magic Mike, Shania Twain talks about her happy album, Julianne Moore says casting a movie is delicate, Johannes Radebe reveals he would love to do Strictly again, Lizzo chats about her new album, and Tom Grennan performs live in the studio.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 6 - Dane Baptiste At The Comedy StoreFrom the legendary Comedy Store in London, the hilarious Dane Baptiste introduces the magnificent Mae Martin, the wonderful Lloyd Griffith and the outrageous Fin Taylor.
The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 4, Episode 4Routines by comedians Michael Odewale, Michael Stranney, Tom Lucy, Felicity Ward, Larry Dean, Esther Manito, Babatunde Aleshe and Finlay Christie are reconstructed as sketches.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 30, Episode 17 - Salma Hayek, Shania Twain, Julianne Moore, Johannes Radebe, Lizzo, Tom GrennanSalma Hayek says she was terrified of dancing in Magic Mike, Shania Twain talks about her happy album, Julianne Moore says casting a movie is delicate, Johannes Radebe reveals he would love to do Strictly again, Lizzo chats about her new album, and Tom Grennan performs live in the studio.
Have I Got News For You
Series 63, Episode 2Victoria Coren Mitchell guest presents. Joining her on the panel are Chief Political Commentator at the Sunday Times, Tim Shipman and comedian Ria Lina.
Urban Myths: Backstage At Live Aid
A comedy drama imagining what happened back stage at the Live Aid event.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 20 (Channel 4: Series 21), Episode 5Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont take on Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson in the comedy words-and-numbers game, while Bec Hill joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
Meet The Richardsons
Series 1, Episode 6Lucy remembers the time she was in an episode of Doctors acting alongside Fleabag star Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Jon's never seen the footage. Until now.
Minder
Series 6, Episode 4 - Arthur Is Dead, Long Live ArthurFaced by a massive tax demand, Arthur considers taking his own life.
Urban Myths: Johnny Cash And The Ostrich
Frank Skinner plays Johnny Cash in a one-off comedy drama.
Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 6 - One Born Every MinuteLovejoy is asked to find an itinerant painter who holds the key to a shameful secret.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 7 - MarriageLee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 4, Episode 7Rhod is joined by Alan Davies, Lou Sanders and Ria Lina, as they travel back in time to discover who had a teenage compulsion to join fan clubs, and who loved sugar.
Perfect
Comedy about a disabled trio who meet on a useless work preparation scheme in Liverpool.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 4 - Jon Richardson, Sara Pascoe, Nathan CatonJon Richardson presents special guests Sara Pascoe and Nathan Caton.
Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 3 - StolenA missing toy keyring causes a rift between Lee and Lucy and best friends, Toby and Anna.
Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 4 - PetsTo teach the children to be more responsible Lee and Lucy get a family pet.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 11Storylines from this episode include: Valentine's Day; Karl's pulling techniques; fish vs. humans; and the final Monkey News.
The Rebel
Series 2, Episode 1 - MoneyHenry attempts to help out Cath who is, like many young couples, struggling with astronomical rent rates.
Blockbusters
Series 1, Episode 10Dara O Briain schools sixth former contestants Olivia, Max, and Matt.
Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 1Josh Widdicombe plays against TV presenter Stacey Dooley MBE and professional dancer Oti Mabuse. Can the Strictly Come Dancing pals beat the comedian?