Television
TV schedule Friday 3rd February 2023
Crackerjack
A repeat of this 1938 film.
Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 17 - Tour de Mossy BottomBitzer gets the out-of-shape Farmer back on his bike and ends up on a wild ride.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 9 - Spud-U-LovePaul the Potato is love-struck by the poster girl potato.
The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 8 - The DietPearl is spurred on to lose some weight after learning that an old flame from back home is visiting England, and realising just how thin she was when they last met.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 44 - Noisy NeighbourAfter staying up all night playing Bluebottle Battle, Lloyd is unable to sleep when Molly and Polly's house-sitter - a cricket called Buddy - starts making music next door.
Strictly For The Birds
A repeat of this 1964 film.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 32 - Go Jet Academy: Lightning Bolt BlackoutAn electrical storm strikes Academy Island, and the Go Jetters are trapped!
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 5Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his surprise birthday present.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 12 - The SqueezeMoney is tight at home, so both Arthur and Stan investigate ways of increasing their income. Arthur's been repairing his motorbike and the pair wonder if there's someone out there gullible enough to buy it.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 9 - Super JustinWhen everybody decides to dress up as superheroes, Robert is disappointed because he doesn't have a costume. Can Robert save the day without one? Guest starring Sid Sloane and Rebecca Keatley.
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 10HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.
My Hero
Series 4, Episode 3 - Taking The CreditGeorge has not quite got the hang of managing domestic finances. Never having seen a Credit or Debit card before, he goes on a massive spending spree, mightily impressed with a Welfare State that literally gives him money to do so.
Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 4 - Mrs. Slocombe, Senior PersonMrs. Slocombe is appointed temporary floor manager while Mr. Rumbold recovers from food poisoning, and no one is happy about it.
Danny & Mick
Series 5, Episode 5 - Piano PlonkersThe delivery of a piano creates problems for our favourite brother team - how can they move it to the up stairs studio and keep it in one piece? When the stairs become a problem, the only thing for it is to tie a rope to it and swing it from a window!
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 11 - More About LongerThe Twirlywoos watch a fisherman make his rod longer and longer. The fisherman casts out the line and settles down for a nap.
Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6Granville's scheme to sell salami as an erotically charged new product called Yaggis is in danger as a customer's husband returns seeking redress. Cyril and Eric need advice on how to impress their wives, Mrs Featherstone's plan to snare Mr Newbold as a fourth husband is not going well, and Granville has to quickly sell some damaged tins of chilli beans.
Minder
Series 5, Episode 8 - The Balance Of PowerWhen Arthur's used car lot is threatened by a compulsory purchase order, he decides to stand as an independent candidate in the local council by-election.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Wendy HouseSoo has lost her favourite necklace. Sooty and Sweep want to cheer her up so they decide to decorate her old wendy house.
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 4We meet the rather eccentric Georgian philosopher Jeremy Bentham, super-rich Roman politician Crassus raps about his blinging lifestyle, some unusual soldiers are recruited into the Second World War, and Johannes Gutenberg goes head-to-head with some monks on The Historical Apprentice.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 6 - Springing SmilerFoggy, Clegg and a rather enthusiastic Compo accept the challenge of springing Smiler, Nora Batty's ex-lodger.
Mr Bean
A selection of three episodes from animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Up The Creek!
A disaster-prone lieutenant is given command of the ancient HMS Berkeley - the craziest, crookedest ship in the British Navy.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 7 - Concerto For Solo BicycleFoggy comes up with an unusual idea for bicycle safety underwear when he collides with a speeding Compo.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 52 - The FlipsideAccording to Gareth the starfish, every pancake has two sides, happy and grumpy. If Dave is to leave his pancake on the grumpy side, he had better prepare himself for an adventure... on the flipside!
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Starfish Called GarethThe Spuds take the camper van on holiday, and end up at the bottom of the sea. Dave has to resort to a resourceful solution to get help.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 5Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his surprise birthday present.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 37 - Rodent RecallDanger Mouse and Penfold are in a training simulation when one of DM's flying kicks damages the holodeck with catastrophic consequences.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 9 - PE WaffleEvie forgets her reading book, so Waffle takes it to her PE class at school.
Dad's Army - The Lost Episodes
Episode 2 - A Stripe For FrazerTold he can promote one of the men to Corporal, Mainwaring makes Frazer Lance-Corporal, and pits him against Jones in a contest to see who is worthy of the full rank - but the Scot quickly goes power mad, and has half the platoon up on a charge!
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 6 - Molar PowerDoctor Pfooflepfeffer covets the world-beating power of Gnasher's indestructible teeth.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sgt. Wilson's Little SecretMrs Pike plans to take in an evacuee to help with the war effort, but Wilson gets the wrong end of the stick and believes that he has got her pregnant.
Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6Granville's scheme to sell salami as an erotically charged new product called Yaggis is in danger as a customer's husband returns seeking redress. Cyril and Eric need advice on how to impress their wives, Mrs Featherstone's plan to snare Mr Newbold as a fourth husband is not going well, and Granville has to quickly sell some damaged tins of chilli beans.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 35 - Go Jet Academy: Stop Those SuperweedsSome fast-growing plants that don't belong on Academy Island are in danger of taking over!
Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 4 - Mrs. Slocombe, Senior PersonMrs. Slocombe is appointed temporary floor manager while Mr. Rumbold recovers from food poisoning, and no one is happy about it.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 6 - Springing SmilerFoggy, Clegg and a rather enthusiastic Compo accept the challenge of springing Smiler, Nora Batty's ex-lodger.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 3 - Colonel Danger MouseWhen Colonel K disappears on a free holiday, Danger Mouse pulls rank and assumes the mantle of caretaker Colonel.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Smelly FarmerThe Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 7 - Concerto For Solo BicycleFoggy comes up with an unusual idea for bicycle safety underwear when he collides with a speeding Compo.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sgt. Wilson's Little SecretMrs Pike plans to take in an evacuee to help with the war effort, but Wilson gets the wrong end of the stick and believes that he has got her pregnant.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 26 - Super SecretEvil Pea traps Supertato to discover the secret of his superstrength.
Minder
Series 5, Christmas Special - Around The CornerArthur's luck seems to be going to the dogs when he buys a dodgy greyhound and gets conned over some bent videos. But are the police too busy fighting with each other to catch him red-handed?
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 41 - Pirate Peril, JamaicaXuli dives into action when Glitch's pirate game puts Lars in danger. Yo-ho Go Jetters go!
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 45 - Dare YouLloyd and Berry get locked into a game of escalating dares, but when Berry dares Lloyd to land on Biggo's hand, the stakes get higher than either of them are ready for...
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 28 - King Of The DumpSchool puts Dave on a work placement with his dad at the local dump - sucked into the mysterious world of rubbish, an old cow and a group of unruly fridges teach Dave an important lesson about recycling.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 5Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his surprise birthday present.
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 7 - A Surprise For JeanAs Jean longs for a few surprises from Lionel, Alistair comes up with a plan to give her the surprise treat of a lifetime.
Nova Jones
Series 2, Episode 2 - Nova X Clothes HorseFashionably late Nova has to work with a difficult designer to make a dazzling new dress.
Are You Being Served?
Series 9, Episode 5 - Monkey BusinessThe staff are first upset about not getting a pay raise, and news of a Japanese take-over bid for the store does not calm matters. They decide to take their case to the Prime Minister at No. 10.
Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 4 - Mrs. Slocombe, Senior PersonMrs. Slocombe is appointed temporary floor manager while Mr. Rumbold recovers from food poisoning, and no one is happy about it.
Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 2 - My Eyes Are CirclesPhil Wang makes ogres poignant despite his eye-catching costume, Jessica Knappett beautifully mimics a funny noise and James Acaster finds various circles. Alex Horne carefully records it all for his beloved boss, Greg Davies.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sgt. Wilson's Little SecretMrs Pike plans to take in an evacuee to help with the war effort, but Wilson gets the wrong end of the stick and believes that he has got her pregnant.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 3, Episode 3 - Scottish DancingFrank takes part in a Scottish dancing exhibition.
The Mouse On The Moon
An appeal for international aid, allegedly for space research, brings a million dollars to the minuscule middle-European state of Grand Fenwick.
Dad's Army - The Lost Episodes
Episode 2 - A Stripe For FrazerTold he can promote one of the men to Corporal, Mainwaring makes Frazer Lance-Corporal, and pits him against Jones in a contest to see who is worthy of the full rank - but the Scot quickly goes power mad, and has half the platoon up on a charge!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Flag And Further SnagsThe continuing story of Foggy's Plan to put the perfect finishing touch to the great British landscape.
TV Flashback
Series 7, Episode 10 - Back To The FutureThis time, Kiri Pritchard-McLean's going back to the future to see how the nation has been ahead of its time, from building dancing robots to inventing musical instruments.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Out-takes - The Unseen BitsRob Brydon presents this compilation of previously unseen material from Series 10.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Hold The Front Page
Series 1, Episode 5 - Northamptonshire TelegraphNish and Josh work for the Northamptonshire Telegraph, covering downhill skiing, extreme fishing and Brexit's impact on fireworks.
Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 3 - Blood Is ThickerDoc Martin visits the Flint brothers at the remote country home they share with their father Victor and mother Doreen. Martin is also deeply troubled by the arrival of Mark's rude, overbearing sister in the village: a herbalist who is prescribing his patients all sorts of remedies.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 44 - Ice CreamBean wants an ice cream from the ice cream van, but ends up serving himself - along with every kid in town!
Would I Lie To You?
Series 16, Episode 5Comedians Jo Brand and Joe Wilkinson, Lucy Martin and journalist Amol Rajan join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the offbeat panel show.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 45 - Birthday PartyMr Bean is feeling down. Everyone has forgotten his birthday - and to make it worse - Mrs Wicket is having a noisy party downstairs.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 4 - AromatherapyThere's concern in Portwenn that local radio presenter Caroline Bosman has a drink problem but she's having none of it. Doctor Ellingham is also struggling to deal with the elderly Mr Cooke, about whom there is the most dreadful smell for no apparent reason.
QI
Series T, Episode 12 - This, That And The OtherSandi Toksvig talks through a tantalising trunkful of 'T' topics with Guz Khan, Jo Brand, Sally Phillips and Alan Davies.
Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 1Actor and producer Damian Lewis hosts as the satirical quiz returns for its 60th series. Journalist Katy Balls and comedian Chris McCausland join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton to poke fun at the week's events.
Jon & Lucy's Odd Couples
Episode 4Actress Amanda Abbington and her partner, escapologist Jonathan Goodwin, take on Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt and her husband, model Max Rogers. The relationships are put to the test when Kimberly and Jonathan attempt to woo Jon and Lucy, before everyone gets an eyeful during a very unconventional art class.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 6 - 'S OutFollowing a bet with 'Mad' Ken Stalin that they can survive in the wilderness, Richie and Eddie head out to the wilds of Wimbledon Common and pitch a tent.
Live At The Apollo
Series 17, Episode 6 - Suzi Ruffell, Alfie Brown, SikisaSuzi Ruffell is the host for this episode of the award-winning stand-up show. She introduces comedians Alfie Brown and Sikisa to the stage at London's Hammersmith Apollo.
Bad Education
Series 4, Episode 3 - PrisonHoburn tries a prison experience programme at Abbey Grove to teach the kids discipline. Class K end up incarcerated with Stephen who's prepping an audition as a hardened criminal.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 2Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Diana Dors: Britain's Blonde Bombshell
A documentary charting the highs and lows of Diana Dors's career, presenting her finest moments on screen.
Still Game
Series 3, Episode 1 - HoalidayJack and Victor are on their holiday in Canada. But will they both be returning to Craiglang?
Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs in this TV edit of his 2015 show.
Fantasy Football League
Series 1 - Part B, Episode 2Matt Lucas and Elis James are joined by Maisie Adam and Mo Farah.
The Last Leg
Series 27, Episode 2Adam, Alex and Josh discuss all the latest news and events with guests including David Tennant and Michelle de Swarte.
Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 4, Episode 3Jordan Stephens is joined by guests So Solid Crew, Jamie Laing, Zeze Millz and Miraa May along with team captains Maya Jama and Lady Leshurr.
Miranda
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Miranda Hart sitcom.
The Fast Show
Series 1, Episode 3Character-based sketch show featuring Professor Denzil Dexter and the Off Roaders.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 30, Episode 16 - Michelle Yeoh, Austin Butler, Jack Lowden, Ashley Banjo, Mimi WebbMichelle Yeoh says she is looking forward to more challenges, Austin Butler and Ashley Banjo share some dance moves, Jack Lowden jokes about his fitness, and Mimi Webb performs live in the studio.
Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 2 - In Retrospect That Was An ErrorHost Sara Pascoe and regulars Alan Davies and Darren Harriott are joined by Nish Kumar, Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Amy Gledhill and Dan Tiernan for another round of guessing games.
Taskmaster
Series 8, Episode 5 - Stay HumblePaul Sinha has some struggles with a basketball, Joe Thomas has a disastrous birthday and will Sian Gibson rescue Little Alex Horne from the sharp beak of an aquatic bird?
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 18 (Channel 4: Series 19), Episode 1Sean Lock and Harry Hill take on Jon Richardson and Rose Matafeo, while Alex Horne and the Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Hosted by Jimmy Carr with Rachel Riley looking after the numbers and letters.
The Fast Show
Series 1, Episode 4Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson are joined by guests Del Amitri, Mark Williams, John Thomson, Caroline Aherne, Simon Day and Arabella Weir in the fast paced comedy sketch show.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 6, Episode 3Jonathan Ross hands over his phone for the starriest game of Send to All, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow, and Nile Rodgers and Chic surprise some karaoke-singing members of the audience with special renditions of his classic hits, before they raise the roof with a spectacular performance.
The Family Pile
Episode 3 - The Last SupperNow the buyers' offer has been accepted, it's time for the sisters to say a proper goodbye to the house, and sample their mother's recipes one last time, but are they ready to hear her final goodbye to them? Meanwhile, Austin takes the chance to try and win the family over.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 5 - Small OpeningSaffron's first play is due to open for a limited run. When Eddy discovers it's autobiographical, she is afraid it will paint her in a bad light and resolves to have the production shut down.
Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 12Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Andy Parsons and James May, oversees a battle between The Mulberry Tree from Stevenage and The Plough from Battersea.
Mock The Week
Series 19, Episode 4With Angela Barnes, Milton Jones, Thanyia Moore, Tom Allen and Ed Byrne.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 18 (Channel 4: Series 19), Episode 2Joe Wilkinson and Kiri Pritchard-McLean join Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for the words-and-numbers game, while the Brett Domino Trio join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 3, Episode 3 - Scottish DancingFrank takes part in a Scottish dancing exhibition.
Everyone Else Burns
Series 1, Episode 3Rachel wonders if she can square the idea of dating with the Order's rules. As Fiona focusses on her business, David struggles to get her attention and sits in on the church's teenage sex education talk.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 6 - MenopauseA major e-mail mishap leads to an exodus of clients from Eddy's business. Whilst she struggles to salvage a morsel from her TV and PR enterprises, Patsy is diagnosed with osteoporosis, and Saffy forces the pair to attend a meeting of Menopause Anonymous.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Christmas SpecialWith Sara Pascoe, Richard Osman, Chris Kamara and Tom Courtenay.
Buffering
Series 2, Episode 1 - The House PartyWorried that the housemates are showing their age, Iain decides the group should throw a party in a desperate attempt to cling onto their youth.
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 7 - A Surprise For JeanAs Jean longs for a few surprises from Lionel, Alistair comes up with a plan to give her the surprise treat of a lifetime.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 10 - Death And Venice (Part 2)Determined to uncover the secret of the island across the lagoon, Lovejoy risks his neck and finds the ancient city offers as many surprises as it has canals.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
The Ricky Gervais Show
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated podcasts.
Kevin Bridges - The Story Continues
Young Scottish stand-up comic Kevin Bridges performs his second live tour in front of a packed-out Glasgow arena crowd.
CelebAbility
Series 2, Episode 5This episode's guests are Matthew Wolfenden, Nathan Henry, Perri Shakes-Drayton, Amber Davies and Ashley Roberts.
Camping
Episode 1Robin's wife Fiona decides to celebrate his 50th birthday by organising a camping weekend with friends Kerry and Adam. But her intricately itinerised weekend is thrown drastically off course by the arrival of the recently separated Tom and his uninhibited new partner Fay.
Not Going Out
Series 8, Episode 5 - CharlieLee is worried that Charlie is getting a reputation at school for being the class clown.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 6 - 'S OutFollowing a bet with 'Mad' Ken Stalin that they can survive in the wilderness, Richie and Eddie head out to the wilds of Wimbledon Common and pitch a tent.
Jason Manford: Recent Nostalgia Live
TV broadcast of Jason Manford's Like Me tour show.
Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs in this TV edit of his 2015 show.
French And Saunders
Series 6, Episode 3In the office, Dawn is feeling ignored and wonders why she hasn't been invited to the Palace to meet the Queen. Jennifer has been invited and instead of writing scripts is practising her curtsy. Sketches include tributes to the Kill Bill films, Most Haunted and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 1Actor and producer Damian Lewis hosts as the satirical quiz returns for its 60th series. Journalist Katy Balls and comedian Chris McCausland join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton to poke fun at the week's events.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 9Jack and Dani (no, not THAT Jack and Dani) are next up on the sofa to face Jimmy and Katherine's relationship rocking gameshow, putting their relationship on the line to win thousands of £££s... sound familiar?
PRU
Documentary - Behind The ScenesDocumentary following production of the first series, featuring discussions on the open-casting process, script workshops and the actors' authentic portrayals of their characters.
The Funny Thing About...
Episode 1 - KidsAn uproariously silly and sometimes insightful guide to children, including how to make them, how not to break them and how to spin them round in an office chair.