Television
TV schedule Saturday 15th October 2022
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 13 - On The MakeStan's intentions are less than honourable when he offers Edna a place to stay after her landlady throws her out.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 13 - WrappingThe Twirlywoos see someone wrapping a present and get carried away trying to wrap things of their own. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car brings them a long scarf that they all get wrapped up in.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Nowhere To GoStan and Jack have nowhere to take their girls except the back seats of the bus. With Arthur set to take Olive and Mum away for the weekend, Stan spies an opportunity - if they can get his motorbike running.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 12 - Himalayan Heroes, NepalHoping to follow in his great-aunt's footsteps, Glitch enlists the help of a sceptical Foz and a friendly yak in order to find a yeti in the Himalayas. But when a snowstorm traps them in a cave on the mountainside, the rest of the Go Jetters must battle the elements to find their friends.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 12 - Himalayan Heroes, NepalHoping to follow in his great-aunt's footsteps, Glitch enlists the help of a sceptical Foz and a friendly yak in order to find a yeti in the Himalayas. But when a snowstorm traps them in a cave on the mountainside, the rest of the Go Jetters must battle the elements to find their friends.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 13 - Monkey Bay, ThailandGlitch's plans to open a hotel on an unspoilt beach in Thailand go horribly wrong when a group of macaque monkeys steal his Grim-o-freeze gun. It doesn't take long for the trouble to spread across Monkey Bay, so the Go Jetters leap into action to help save the beach, its tourists and Glitch himself.
Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 4Having become unadvisedly engaged at a local hunt ball, Harvey welcomes a new guest for a short stay at Bayview - his mother.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 8 - Driving Me CrazyIt's a testing time for Michael and Patricia when she decides to take a holiday without him. And Desmond is encouraged to take his driving test again, with disastrous consequences.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 37 - Heavy Metal ShaunWill metal detectors reveal anything interesting to Shaun and Bitzer?
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 5A light switch, fortune cookie, traffic lights and a bottle are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 15 - Gold FlingerQuark tricks Danger Mouse into transporting a ticking timebomb back to earth.
Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 17 - Tour de Mossy BottomBitzer gets the out-of-shape Farmer back on his bike and ends up on a wild ride.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 16 - There's Something About ScarlettMoments after landing himself a date with Scarlett Johamster, Danger Mouse and the Professor pounce on Penfold with conflicting advice on how to woo his new world-famous love interest.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 7 - Sausage LossageWalter takes over Butch Butcher's sausage-making business.
Lovejoy
A selection of episodes the third series of the Ian McShane comedy drama.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 5Mr Khan's new plasma TV provides the perfect opportunity to have his friends round to enjoy the Pakistan versus England cricket match. But Mrs Khan needs the house to be a place of complete calm as she plans to host a prayer meeting...
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 13 - Monkey Bay, ThailandGlitch's plans to open a hotel on an unspoilt beach in Thailand go horribly wrong when a group of macaque monkeys steal his Grim-o-freeze gun. It doesn't take long for the trouble to spread across Monkey Bay, so the Go Jetters leap into action to help save the beach, its tourists and Glitch himself.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 43 - Failing To RegisterDetermined to prove he can accomplish a task without getting distracted, Dennis takes on the simple job of bringing the class register to the school office. He instantly distracts himself on an epic scale.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 6The Khans have a spare invite for the wedding. For Mr Khan, the fewer guests the better.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 43 - A Running BattleIt is the start of a Fun Run and Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. Fun Run or not, nothing will stop Mr Bean beating this man to the finishing post - even if he has to flag a cab!
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 12 - Periscope PerilPrincess Purl has lost her tiara and it turns out it's been taken by two naughty castle trolls who parade around showing it off high up in the castle.
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 4 - Je Regret NothingMiranda has been caring for her ill mother for five very long days. Trapped in her flat and being barked at by Penny, she is forced to think about her life regrets.
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 5 - Three Little WordsGary is preparing for the grand re-opening of the restaurant. Putting on his best chef whites, he has never looked so attractive to Miranda. Will Stevie persuade her to say what she feels? Or will Penny get in the way as she excitedly stalks her poster boy, Raymond Blanc?
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 13 - Timmy's PlaneFinlay makes a fantastic paper plane and Timmy tries to copy him, but his versions won't fly as well.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 21 - Bog Roll RollIt's the biggest sporting event in Grimsby - the bog roll roll. All Dave has to do is chase the bog roll down the hill and catch it.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 20 - The Dead Sea, Middle EastThe Go Jetters are relaxing by the Dead Sea when Grandmaster Glitch causes a custard catastrophe - to the Vroomster!
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of nine episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 22 - Spud-AgeddonThe Spuds don't care about a carbon footprint, since George has come home with a haul of free electronics that they all want to test out.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 13 - Drive In The CountryIt is Richard's day off so Sooty and Sweep have helped him prepare a picnic. But with Sooty-Stig driving the campervan, a flat tyre and no petrol, will Richard ever get a peaceful drive in the country?
The Football's On
Football chat show hosted by Ian Stone, with a series of comic guests.
Lloyd Of The Flies
A selection of episodes form the first series of the animated comedy.
Dodo
A selection of episodes from the the animated children's comedy.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 22 - Timmy Makes A SplashEveryone is having fun in the paddling pool until Stripey pulls the stopper out of the valve.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 10 - Waffle Learns to ReadGramps teaches Waffle to read while Mrs Hobbs is dog-sitting Jelly next door.
Fire Maidens From Outer Space
A repeat of this 1956 film.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 7 - Bitz's Beach PartyBob can't go to his friend Phoebe's party because she has measles.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 8 - Snowy Sports DayEveryone is excited about competing in Snowy Sports Day.
The Man In The White Suit
Classic Ealing comedy starring Alec Guinness. Sidney Stratton invents a fibre that never gets dirty and never wears out, but it causes him problems.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 26 - Big Ben, EnglandThe Go Jetters visit London on New Year's Eve, but Big Ben is missing. To the Vroomster!
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Strokkur Geyser, IcelandThe geysers in Iceland are blocked - Glitch is to blame and it could cause an earthquake. Go Jetters go!
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 26 - Timmy's SnowmanYabba builds a fantastic snowman, but Timmy thinks he can do better.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 12 - Everyone Loves ClementineEven though she doesn't actually exist, Clementine Moustache quickly becomes the most popular girl in the school.
The Boy In The Dress
An adaptation of David Walliams's book about a 12-year-old boy who enjoys cross-dressing.
The Magnet
Ealing Studios comedy about a boy who deceitfully acquires a powerful magnet from a younger boy.
My Family
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
Big Zuu's Big Eats
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mel BBig Zuu's Big Eats heads North to cook for the global icon Melanie B, AKA Scary Spice.
Big Zuu's Big Eats
Series 3, Episode 6 - Lucy BeaumontThis week the boys are heading to Hull, the hometown of comedy boss Lucy Beaumont.
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 5, Episode 6 - Brown Trout & Bream (Lough Corrine, Ireland)Paul and Bob venture to southern Ireland to fish the mighty Lough Corrib, regarded as one of the best places in the country to try trout fishing. They head out on boats and try out a new technique called dapping, with local guide Richie Johnston providing much-needed assistance, and also helping them in their quest to find out what exactly the 'craic' is, where to find it and how to experience it.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of the lie-based panel show.
Eddie The Eagle
Win or lose, always aim high. The story of Great Britain's first ski jumper to enter the Winter Olympics.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 6 - Cash MachineMr Bean tries to retrieve his credit card from a cash dispenser and inadvertently ends up trapped in a bank vault!
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 7 - LitterbugsBean is furious with the untidy state of the streets and all the people who drop litter so he goes on a one-man mission to clean up the town.
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 2, Episode 7 - Nothing Will Come Of NothingFrank and Lu investigate a missing persons case at a casino, where gambling is a matter of life or death.
A League Of Their Own
Series 17, Out-takes - UnseenCheck out some of the best unseen moments for the seventeenth series of ALOTO.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
The Entertainers: Tommy Steele
A personal and revealing portrait of Tommy Steele, one of the country's greatest entertainers.
Blankety Blank
Series 19, Episode 4This week Bradley Walsh is joined by Ashley Roberts, Ugo Monye, Rob Rinder, Judi Love, the Rev Richard Coles and Joe Swash.
The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the third series of the hit sketch show.
All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 4, Episode 6With Jonathan Ross; outspoken TV judge and former Strictly contestant Rob Rinder, and his mammy Angie; iconic girl group The Nolans; plus music in Foley's from the fantastic Fleur East.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 30, Episode 5More maniacal musical mayhem is unleashed as host Greg Davies, alongside team captains Noel Fielding and Daisy May Cooper and regular Jamali Maddix welcome grime legend Lethal Bizzle, Inbetweener James Buckley and Ed Sheeran protégé Maisie Peters to the show. This week's highlights include the teams discussing infamous pranks that have arisen from some of music's most unlikely friendships. In the ID Parade the teams have to identify Inspiral Carpets front man Tom Hingley and the real Miss McKenzie from Busted's What I Go To School For.
Two Doors Down
Series 2, Episode 5Eric is persuaded to wear one of Colin's old kilts for the trip but ends up red-faced when he reveals more to the Tartan Army than he'd ever intended.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the second series of the adult sitcom.
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 3, Episode 2 - Paul's Childhood River (River Lea, Hertfordshire)Paul takes Bob to Hertfordshire's River Lea, where Paul fished as a teenager.
Scot Squad
Series 5, Episode 6When it comes to crime fighting, there's no pecking order and PC Hugh McKirdy and PC Surjit Singh are unflappable when they come to the rescue of a rogue rooster.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 2 - Songs Of PraiseGeraldine receives a letter from the BBC: they've heard of her incumbency, and want to film an episode of Songs Of Praise in the village. David is far from keen, but finds himself outvoted by the other councillors. When the crew turn up, the vicar is particularly enamoured by the dashing young producer, Tristan; unfortunately the recording does not go smoothly.
Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable
Series 3, Episode 4This week Mel and her dishonourable assistant Lou Sanders are joined by Guz Khan, Roisin Conaty and Gregg Wallace. Guz explains why he urinated in a VCR player, Roisin reveals how she tried to trick the police and Gregg reveals his thieving past.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 19, Episode 1 - Chloe Kelly, Daisy May Cooper, Romesh Ranganathan, Tim Peake, Lewis CapaldiThis week: In her first chat show interview, the sporting star of the summer - England's Euros winning footballer Chloe Kelly; plus Daisy May Cooper; Romesh Ranganathan; astronaut Tim Peake; and multi-BRIT award-winning and chart-topping singer, the always fun and unpredictable Lewis Capaldi.
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Richard Wilson sitcom.
Billy Connolly's Funniest Moments
A celebration of some of the best comedy from Billy Connolly.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 3 - Community SpiritThe time has come to organise Dibley's annual autumn fayre, and after raising a measly £200 last year, there are murmurs to support cancelling the event. The vicar however, is determined that she can book a real celebrity to open festivities rather than some local nobody, and a solution appears to come when Alice reveals her early-balding cousin is one 'Reg Dwight'...
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 2Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game with Jon Richardson and Phil Wang who take on guest captain Russell Howard and Roisin Conaty. Nick Helm is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Sandylands
Series 2, Episode 1After waking up on a deserted beach, Emily and Les arrive home to find her estranged mother, cruise ship entertainer Donna Vegas, standing in the lounge. Emily must decide if she can trust her mum with their secret or if she is just here for the money.
Fantasy Football League
Series 1, Episode 3Matt Lucas and Elis James host the comedy chat show, with guest managers Mo Farah and AJ Tracey joining to talk about the week in football and share their fantasy teams.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 4, Episode 7Rhod is joined by Alan Davies, Lou Sanders and Ria Lina, as they travel back in time to discover who had a teenage compulsion to join fan clubs, and who loved sugar.
Billy Connolly Does...
Series 1, Episode 6 - CultureWe catch up with Billy as he explains that when it comes to culture, for him, anything goes. Billy riffs on being made into an iconic children's toy, bad opera, even worse poets, portraits made of toast and swearing as an art form!
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 3 - Gina Yashere, Ellie Taylor, Sam SimmonsIn this week's third episode, multi-award winning Gina Yashere hosts as she introduces surreal Australian comedian Sam Simmons and rising comedy star Ellie Taylor to the stage.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game with Jon Richardson and David O'Doherty taking on guest captain Johnny Vegas, and Jamie Laing. Holly Walsh joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Brassic
Series 4, Episode 6 - Saint Erin (Murder Mystery)Vinnie and the gang don some fancy dress and join a posh murder mystery evening at a stately home.
Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking
TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.
Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 2 - Gregory's BeardJez's life coaching career is going well and it seems a new client could bring more to his life than just a steady source of money. Super Hans in the meantime is getting ready for his wedding day...
Dave Gorman: Terms And Conditions Apply
Episode 7 - Shot Through The Face With A CannonDave Gorman is joined by Suzi Ruffell, Rufus Hound and Katherine Ryan.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 10Hyacinth wants to share her hostessing techniques and has placed an advertisement in the local newspaper promoting her high quality services.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 6 - The 'L' BusStan and Jack are placed in charge of the L., or 'learner' bus. At home, following a bit of fixing by Stan, Arthur and Olive's bed collapses.
Taskmaster
Series 14, Episode 3 - Dafty In The MiddleBy the end of this episode, many curious questions will be answered. Can Alex Horne throw a ball over a house? Why would Munya Chawawa punch a bucket of sand? Does Dara O Briain enjoy the conga? Can Fern Brady fly? Is Sarah Millican fireproof? Why is John Kearns so disliked by his own teammates? And, perhaps most curious of all, why is the notoriously brutal Taskmaster treating the whole gang to a delicious dessert?
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 6The annual mock-battle between the Cavaliers and the Roundheads is about to take place. Martin wants to be in charge of the Cavaliers, but Paul has been voted into the job. Instead, he leads the Roundheads and a direct duel with Paul!
Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 5 - Kid FarmJeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a music track.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 7 - The Kids' OutingMuch to his disgust, this year it is Stan's turn to drive the bus for the children's annual outing.
Lee Evans: Monsters
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans' final stand-up tour, recorded in 2014.
Have I Got News For You
Series 57, Episode 4David Tennant guest hosts, with Ian Hislop and Paul Merton joined by MP Johnny Mercer and comedian Zoe Lyons.
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 4 - Je Regret NothingMiranda has been caring for her ill mother for five very long days. Trapped in her flat and being barked at by Penny, she is forced to think about her life regrets.
The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 3, Episode 4Routines by comedians including Huge Davies, Felicity Ward, Kemah Bob, Alfie Brown, Bobby Mair, Suzi Ruffell and Iain Stirling are reconstructed as sketches.
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 5 - Three Little WordsGary is preparing for the grand re-opening of the restaurant. Putting on his best chef whites, he has never looked so attractive to Miranda. Will Stevie persuade her to say what she feels? Or will Penny get in the way as she excitedly stalks her poster boy, Raymond Blanc?
Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 1Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and guest captains Phill Jupitus and Kerry Godliman, oversees the battle between The George from Lancaster and The Pavilion End from London.
Lovejoy
Series 3, Episode 3 - No StringsDeeply in love, Lovejoy is persuaded to go sailing. Meanwhile, Eric gets involved with an Irish rock band, played by the Hothouse Flowers, and Tinker is reunited with an old friend.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 8 - Driving Me CrazyIt's a testing time for Michael and Patricia when she decides to take a holiday without him. And Desmond is encouraged to take his driving test again, with disastrous consequences.
I Literally Just Told You
Series 2, Episode 4With each correct answer adding more cash to their prize pot, the competitors have to keep their focus and remember the things they've seen and heard just minutes before.
The Complaints Department
Episode 1This week, Jason Manford is joined by comedians Jimmy Carr, Russell Kane, Sara Barron, and Baroness Sayeeda Warsi for a series of hilarious games based on the best complaints from the Great British public.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Episode 1The Grouchy Young Men, including hilarious celebrities Jim Jefferies and Jack Whitehall, are back to discuss money, friends and politics.
Grouchy Young Men
Series 2, Episode 2With an endless catalogue of complaints, tonight the Grouchy Young Men vent their rage about football, sport, driving and cars.