Television
TV schedule Thursday 6th October 2022
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Sausages In The TrousersThe Resistance begin sending through components to replace those lost from the radio with the flying nun attached - Gruber, meanwhile, has finished the painting forgeries, and a shipment of dynamite has also arrived. The problem? They're all hidden inside sausages...
Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 1 - Baa-gheritaA hungry Shaun turns the Farmer's pottery oven into a pizza factory.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 18 - Dry HardA late night scary movie makes Penfold even extra-jittery, forcing Danger Mouse to make his sidekick sit out the latest mission to stop the Baron from flooding the entire world.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 28 - Were-WalterThere's a werewolf-type creature on the prowl and suspicion falls on Gnasher. Dennis has to prove his best pal's innocence as the full moon shines down on Beanotown...
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 13 - Lloyd the FearlessLloyd tries to convince everyone that he's not afraid when they visit a spooky new attraction in the Backov Zofar. Nothing scares him - not even the 'ghost insects' who swoop out of the darkness - but when Abacus goes missing, Lloyd has to face his fears.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Ginger ManWhy is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 48 - Go Jet Academy: Symbiosis Shrink DownWhile Xuli and Kyan brush up on their Vroomster skills, Tala, Lars and Foz help the Academy's banana crop by removing some vines that were constricting the trees. Nearby, Glitch prepares a picnic for Ubercorn.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 22 - A Wig ImprovementBetty gives Dave a bad haircut ahead of the annual community disco - finding a solution in the shape of a fetching wig made from donkey hair, Dave discovers that his new stylish hairpiece comes with a few side effects...
The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Check UpThe Foster family have a problem convincing Dad that he needs to see a doctor. The children think their father's emotional outbursts and headaches are symptoms of hypertension.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 8 - Radio ControlBlakey installs a two-way radio in Stan and Jack's cab, but should he believe all he hears?
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 23 - Tiny ProblemIt is Anna's birthday and the Spuds have planned a seaside picnic - when Dave's party food shrinks them all to the size of mugs, the Spuds must adapt and find a way for the celebrations to still go ahead.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 17 - Justin's Lost VoiceJustin is in a singing mood and has been singing so loudly all day that he has lost his voice. Ever the caring friend, Robert tries various funny ways to help.
Chef!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Big CheeseWhen Gareth discovers that renowned chef Albert Roux is coming to lunch, he rallies his team to create the perfect meal.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 9 - Foggy NightFreezing fog forces Stan to pull off the road, with Mum, Arthur, Olive and Blakey on board...
The Football's On
Football chat show hosted by Ian Stone, with a series of comic guests.
Danny & Mick
Series 3, Episode 5 - MascotballDanny wants to be the basketball team mascot and is trying to get an outfit for the match.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 2 - Healthy CompetitionRodney has become disillusioned with being Del's look-out, and announces his intention to set up business with Mickey Pearce.
Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 3 - Crank!Vlogger and history teacher Miss Crank pulls out all the stops to prank the students, and in French class the new teaching assistant proves to be a bit of a handful.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 4 - InsideThe Twirlywoos see a man putting something inside his tent, and they get carried away putting more and more things inside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo has managed to get stuck inside the teapot. Can Peekaboo get out without being spotted by the Twirlywoos?
Lagging
Series 1, Episode 9 - MuggedWhen Ray gets Sol's stolen game back, Sol treats him like a hero - until Ray won't leave!
Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5Madge is thinking of leaving the area and telling Mavis she has to go with her.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 7Celebrity Big Brother contestant and ex-professional footballer Jermaine Pennant is next up on the sofa with glamour model wife, Alice Goodwin. The pair will be facing some difficult questions from Jimmy and Katherine as they try and win thousands for charity.
Minder
Series 8, Episode 11 - The Odds CoupleLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 5 - The FarmRichard is making donuts to sell in the park but he has run out of eggs. Perhaps the local farmer and his chickens can help? Sooty and the gang take a trip in the campervan to find out - but leave Richard in a rather messy situation!
Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 8Ryan and Simi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
Ask A Policeman
A repeat of this 1939 film.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Christmas Special - Barry's ChristmasIt's Boxing Day, and Barry is in big trouble. Will Foggy's prized Christmas present come to his rescue?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 10 - Stop That Castle!With the annual gala parade in the skilful hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg, how could anything go wrong?
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Peckham PimpernelThe receipt of a mysterious and threatening letter at Desmond's barber shop sends the Ambrose clan into a mild state of panic. Before long, Beverley's conducting a seance around the kitchen table.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Hamster EffectBrunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Highlights Special - Waffle So FarSimon and Waffle are home alone. Simon recalls the first time he met Waffle as a pup, and the pair share memories of the Wonder Dog becoming part of the Brooklyn-Bell family.
Chef!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Big CheeseWhen Gareth discovers that renowned chef Albert Roux is coming to lunch, he rallies his team to create the perfect meal.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 38 - Mars Mission, ChileCartoon following four adventure-seeking superheroes as they explore places all around the world.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 41 - Gran UpWhen Gran's Harley gets impounded, Dennis thinks she's lost her groove and given up on her thrill-seeking ways. In trying to help her, Dennis accidentally becomes Old Man Dennis, and teams up with Gran to prove you're never too old to be a rebel.
Dad's Army - The Lost Episodes
Episode 1 - The Loneliness Of The Long-Distance WalkerWhen Walker receives is calling up papers, Mainwaring realises with horror that his departure will mean the loss of his whisky supply. None of the men wish to lose their friend, so eagerly set about thwarting his impending medical.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pickled OnionJoe knows he will be humiliated if he admits to being scared of Siobhan Murphy's terrifying Halloween story.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 2 - TroubleWhen an adrenaline-fueled game of dares gets out of hand, Joe accidentally throws a ball at a teacher and now he's in big, big trouble.
Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5Madge is thinking of leaving the area and telling Mavis she has to go with her.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 9, Episode 10 - ElvisCoco's school uniform gets ruined so she borrows Henry's spare outfit - an Elvis costume!
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 22 - A Wig ImprovementBetty gives Dave a bad haircut ahead of the annual community disco - finding a solution in the shape of a fetching wig made from donkey hair, Dave discovers that his new stylish hairpiece comes with a few side effects...
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 23 - Tiny ProblemIt is Anna's birthday and the Spuds have planned a seaside picnic - when Dave's party food shrinks them all to the size of mugs, the Spuds must adapt and find a way for the celebrations to still go ahead.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 6, Episode 3Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Ginger ManWhy is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 41 - Pirate Peril, JamaicaXuli dives into action when Glitch's pirate game puts Lars in danger. Yo-ho Go Jetters go!
Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 7Celebrity Big Brother contestant and ex-professional footballer Jermaine Pennant is next up on the sofa with glamour model wife, Alice Goodwin. The pair will be facing some difficult questions from Jimmy and Katherine as they try and win thousands for charity.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Christmas Special - Barry's ChristmasIt's Boxing Day, and Barry is in big trouble. Will Foggy's prized Christmas present come to his rescue?
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 6, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 8Ryan and Simi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 32 - Wicked LeaksPenfold's addiction to social media leads to the Baron turning all of DM's secrets against him, in a plot to deflate the planet.
Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 3 - Super SheepTired of being pushed around by the pigs, Shaun transforms into a high-flying hero.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 10 - Stop That Castle!With the annual gala parade in the skilful hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg, how could anything go wrong?
Dad's Army - The Lost Episodes
Episode 1 - The Loneliness Of The Long-Distance WalkerWhen Walker receives is calling up papers, Mainwaring realises with horror that his departure will mean the loss of his whisky supply. None of the men wish to lose their friend, so eagerly set about thwarting his impending medical.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 42 - Go Jet Academy: Waterspout WipeoutA race between Xuli, Lars and Glitch gets serious when a tornado hits the Academy Island.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 6 - Timmy Finds TreasureTimmy is a pirate captain and leads his chums on a treasure hunt to find the X that marks the spot.
Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 11 - Rapids Johnson's Rain DanceRapids Johnson dances in the woods, Keith Fitt attempts a keepie-uppie world record, and Professor Muddles gets a trifle messy.
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 14 - Knock KnockLloyd and Abacus' friendship is tested when they find a chrysalis and can't agree on what to do with it - they think they have the answer when the chrysalis starts communicating with a series of knocks, but is it one knock for 'yes' or one knock for 'no'?
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 10Hyacinth wants to share her hostessing techniques and has placed an advertisement in the local newspaper promoting her high quality services.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 22 - A Wig ImprovementBetty gives Dave a bad haircut ahead of the annual community disco - finding a solution in the shape of a fetching wig made from donkey hair, Dave discovers that his new stylish hairpiece comes with a few side effects...
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 8Tom's craving that feeling of youth again. Unfortunately his body is far weaker than his mind, and despite collapsing after a run, he refuses to heed Diana's or the doctor's advice to slow down. Harvey, however, is feeling wonderful about his plans to replace all English-speaking staff with cheap immigrant workers.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 7 - DiscoJoe Connolly arrives at the disco with high hopes of a slow dance with Daisy Adeyemi. The only thing standing in his way is his best friend, Frisbo, who has his own high hopes of knee sliding. And girls don't like kneeslides.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Ginger ManWhy is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 8 - TextmasIt's Christmas and Joe is having to stay in his brother, Jamie's room. Joe now must endure a night of Jamie's brotherly cruelty and figure out what to do when a girl texts you.
Are You Being Served?
Series 5, Episode 7 - It Pays To AdvertiseIt is decided that the staff should film an advertisement for Grace Bros. featuring some of the store's best items. It's safe to say that little goes to plan.
Taskmaster
Series 9, Episode 6 - Bready, Bready, BreadyJo Brand demonstrates an impressive grasp of street slang, Katy Wix uses a long part of her body to steal something sweet and David Baddiel takes a sledgehammer to a tricky problem. Plus, another former champion, Katherine Ryan, makes a dramatic return to the studio!
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 2 - Healthy CompetitionRodney has become disillusioned with being Del's look-out, and announces his intention to set up business with Mickey Pearce.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Sausages In The TrousersThe Resistance begin sending through components to replace those lost from the radio with the flying nun attached - Gruber, meanwhile, has finished the painting forgeries, and a shipment of dynamite has also arrived. The problem? They're all hidden inside sausages...
Dad's Army - The Lost Episodes
Episode 1 - The Loneliness Of The Long-Distance WalkerWhen Walker receives is calling up papers, Mainwaring realises with horror that his departure will mean the loss of his whisky supply. None of the men wish to lose their friend, so eagerly set about thwarting his impending medical.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 3 - Truly And The Hole TruthCompo and Clegg are unenthusiastic when Truly tries to form them into an active rescue team.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sgt. Wilson's Little SecretMrs Pike plans to take in an evacuee to help with the war effort, but Wilson gets the wrong end of the stick and believes that he has got her pregnant.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Episode 5Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Rhod Gilbert, Kelly Hoppen MBE, Carol Vorderman and Hal Cruttenden.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 5, Christmas Special - Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas ShowMichael McIntyre's annual entertainment extravaganza returns to BBC One this Christmas, stuffed with big stars, big laughs and even bigger surprises!
A League Of Their Own
Series 17, Episode 8Joining the boys this week: guest captain and West Ham striker Michail Antonio; actress and star of Ted Lasso, Hannah Waddingham; TV personality Jonathan Ross; and comedian Guz Khan.
QI
Series R, Episode 9 - RadioactiveSandi Toksvig asks questions on the theme of radio this week, with Joe Lycett, Shazia Mirza, Josh Widdicombe and Alan Davies trying to come up with interesting answers - while avoiding the most obvious ones.
Taskmaster
Series 14, Episode 2 - Enormous HugenessLittle Alex Horne is as happy as a sandboy when he gets to supervise tasks involving administration, little ducks and, best of all, messy flour, all for his beloved Taskmaster. John Kearns gets nostalgic about fonts, Sarah Millican searches for a door and Munya Chawawa falls in a bath.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 6 - Mammy's MiracleAgnes Brown thinks everyone has gone mad. Father Quinn is losing his faith as fast as he loses parishioners. Newlyweds Dermot and Maria won't stop fighting. And Grandad has decided he'd like to witness his own funeral.
The Real McCoy
Series 1, Episode 4Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
Fantasy Football League
Series 1, Episode 2Matt Lucas and Elis James host the comedy chat show, with guest managers Doc Brown and Gabby Logan joining to talk about the week in football and share their fantasy teams.
QI
Series R, Episode 14 - R AnimalsSandi Toksvig asks questions on animals beginning with the letter R, with Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Maggie Aderin-Pocock and Alan Davies trying to come up with interesting answers - while avoiding the most obvious ones.
Late Night Mash
Series 2, Episode 5Michelle Wolf is amongst the guests joining Rachel Parris as the team discuss American healthcare, lessons to be learned from the French, childcare, and the 2022 Conservative Party Conference.
Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 3, Episode 5 - Tom Grennan & Vick and JordanKeith Lemon goes shopping for homeware with singer Tom Grennan, and looks for budget fashion with Radio 1 presenters Vick Hope and Jordan North.
Jon Richardson: Take My Mother-In-Law
Comic travelogue in which Jon Richardson takes his mother-in-law, Gill Adams, around Spain, where she is considering emigrating.
Intelligence
Series 2, Episode 5Christine informs Jerry that the Russians who are holding Mary's mum hostage are demanding him in exchange for releasing her...
Ellie & Natasia
A selection of episodes from the first series.
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 6, Episode 4Russell tears into Liz Truss's economic plans and the Conservative Party conference. Plus, the kids in Playground Politics talk rail strikes and Maisie Adam guest stars.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 5 - Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson, Micky FlanaganWith Stephen K Amos, Jon Richardson and Micky Flanagan.
Intelligence
Series 2, Episode 6Jerry is flying high and hailed a hero by GCHQ and the NSA and facing opportunities for promotion on both sides of the pond. Joseph, meanwhile, is dealing with the harsh reality of no longer being part of the team, having been fired by Christine for gross incompetence.
Question Team
Series 2, Episode 4Making up Richard Ayoade's self-quizzing collective are Joel Dommett, Harriet Kemsley and Janine Harouni.
BBC New Comedy Awards
2022, Episode 2 - ExeterJayde Adams is joined at the Corn Exchange, Exeter, by judges Laura Smyth, Leroy Brito and Fern Brady as five new comics battle it out for a place in the grand final.
Taskmaster
Series 14, Episode 2 - Enormous HugenessLittle Alex Horne is as happy as a sandboy when he gets to supervise tasks involving administration, little ducks and, best of all, messy flour, all for his beloved Taskmaster. John Kearns gets nostalgic about fonts, Sarah Millican searches for a door and Munya Chawawa falls in a bath.
Best Of Chewin' The Fat
Series 1, Episode 3Highlights from the first two series of Scottish sketch show featuring a cast of recurring characters.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mammy Of The GroomWith his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some pre-wedding jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for his nuptials? Meanwhile, Cathy gives her mother a book on homosexuality, leading Agnes to wonder who in her family is gay.
Mock The Week
Series 18, Episode 4Dara O Briain looks back on the latest events in news and politics, with the help of Glenn Moore, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Milton Jones and Rachel Parris and regular panellist Hugh Dennis.
Jon Richardson: Take My Mother-In-Law
Comic travelogue in which Jon Richardson takes his mother-in-law, Gill Adams, around Spain, where she is considering emigrating.
QI
Series R, Episode 14 - R AnimalsSandi Toksvig asks questions on animals beginning with the letter R, with Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Maggie Aderin-Pocock and Alan Davies trying to come up with interesting answers - while avoiding the most obvious ones.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 1 - Jeremy At JLBAn increasing air of desperation surrounds Mark and Jeremy as they determine to enjoy their final days of freedom in credit crunch Croydon before Sophie's baby arrives.
Big Zuu's Big Eats
Series 3, Episode 4 - Alex BrookerBig Zuu, Tubsey and Hyder are heading north to cook for presenting sensation and The Last Leg legend - Alex Brooker.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 2 - The TestMark makes a final play for Dobby, the object of his desires.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 1Sean Lock and Henning Wehn go up against Jon Richardson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Tom Allen joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters with 'help' from Joe Wilkinson.
QI
Series R, Christmas Special - Rejoice!Sandi and Alan are joined by Chris McCausland, Justin Moorhouse and Holly Walsh for a festive special.
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The Golden Egg CupThere's a new buzz in the Royle family household as it is a special time for Jim and Barbara and a celebration (including Twiglets and scotch eggs) is planned.
The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 2, Episode 5Routines by comedians Bobby Mair, Judi Love, Catherine Bohart, Ivo Graham, Adam Rowe, Adam Hess, Lily Phillips, Sean McLoughlin and Rhys Nicholson are reconstructed as sketches.
Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 8Tom's craving that feeling of youth again. Unfortunately his body is far weaker than his mind, and despite collapsing after a run, he refuses to heed Diana's or the doctor's advice to slow down. Harvey, however, is feeling wonderful about his plans to replace all English-speaking staff with cheap immigrant workers.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 9Storylines from this episode include: talking to animals; Chinese inventions; Karl's dancing classes; and the weekly Monkey News.
Dara O'Briain: This Is The Show
Recorded for DVD in 2010, Dara O'Briain presents his stand-up show in front of a live audience.
The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 2, Episode 6Routines by comedians Marlon Davis, Russell Kane, Sarah Keyworth, Adam Rowe, Maisie Adam, Luke McQueen, Kelly Convey and Seann Walsh are reconstructed as sketches.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 10Storylines from this episode include: Karl's views on the National Curriculum; dishwashers on Mars; the human appendix; and a chimp doctor in Monkey News.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Peckham PimpernelThe receipt of a mysterious and threatening letter at Desmond's barber shop sends the Ambrose clan into a mild state of panic. Before long, Beverley's conducting a seance around the kitchen table.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 3 - Sean Lock and Jason ManfordStand-up comedy from the 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford.
Famalam
Highlights Special - The Best Of FamalamHighlights from the comedy sketch show, starring Vivienne Acheampong, Gbemisola Ikumelo, Samson Kayo, John Macmillan, Tom Moutchi and Akemnji Ndifornyen.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 1 - Jeremy At JLBAn increasing air of desperation surrounds Mark and Jeremy as they determine to enjoy their final days of freedom in credit crunch Croydon before Sophie's baby arrives.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 2 - The TestMark makes a final play for Dobby, the object of his desires.
Channel Hopping With Jon Richardson
Series 2, Episode 1Jon is joined by James Acaster and Judi Love to navigate the world of ridiculous and wonderful international TV. Includes a dive into the game show Moment of Truth.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 2, Episode 5Richard Madeley, Daliso Chaponda and Rosie Jones share their embarrassing teenage lives with host Rhod Gilbert.