Television
TV schedule Monday 26th September 2022
3:45pm
Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 13 - Express DeliveryShaun and the flock race to stop a package from reaching the Farmer.
5pm15 min
Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 6 - The Spider And The FlyLloyd tries to educate PB about the danger of spiders by luring one out with a decoy fly - his clumsy attempts attract a curious spider called Julie, who PB immediately wants to befriend. Can Lloyd accept that some spiders may not be all that bad?
5:30pm
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 11 - SqueakerJoe's shoe begins to squeak, and it's funny... at first. But after several lessons of his friends laughing at him, Joe gets back at Frisbo by blurting out an embarrassing secret causing the two of them to fall out.
5:45pm
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 12 - ValentineIt is Valentine's Day and Joe Connolly has a plan to send Lily Scott a Valentine's card.
6pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Long Legs Of The LawRodney falls for the charms of a woman police officer but, when he brings her back to the flat, Del is far from pleased as she seems to recognise most of his 'stock' from Scotland Yard records or Police Five!
6pm
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Taskmaster
Series 8, Episode 7 - This Is TrevorGreg Davies hands down more brutally honest judgements as five comics fight among themselves to win his golden head. The pink, the powerful and the pirate.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 6 - Never Too OldJones has done it - after years of on-off courting, he's asked Mrs. Fox to marry him and is absolutely delighted when she accepts. But on the wedding day, there's an invasion alert.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Man And The HourDuring World War Two, there is a call for ordinary civilians to form a new section of the army: the Local Defence Volunteers. One man plans to lead them - but is the local bank manager right for the job?
7:40pm
(repeat)
Room 101
Series 5, Episode 5 - Shaun Ryder, Sam Simmons, Meera SyalMusician Shaun Ryder, Australian comedian Sam Simmons and actress and author Meera Syal try to put boisterous whistling, meeting people, and overuse of the word "like" into Room 101.
8pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Peace For The WickedIt's Saturday afternoon and it's a beautiful day outside, but all Fletch wants is an uninterrupted afternoon in his cell with his dirty magazine. Unfortunately he has an endless stream of visitors, keen to divert his attentions in several other directions.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 13, Episode 3Actors and comedians Liz Carr and Miles Jupp, actor and writer Samson Kayo and broadcaster Anneka Rice join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
(repeat)
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parents' EveningParents' evening is a nightmare unlike any other for Alfie, and today he's also got a pile of mock exams to mark before fierce deputy headmistress Pickwell fails his entire class.
9:20pm
(repeat)
The Office
Series 2, Episode 3It's Trudy's birthday and in traditional highbrow office style she receives some sex toys, meanwhile David's radical new made-up business strategy of "team individuality" fails to impress Neil.
9:30pm
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Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 2 - Sex EducationAlfie becomes embroiled in a web of horror when an exercise in parental appeasement goes disastrously wrong. It's not long before he finds himself leading a sex education class in front of students, parents, angry Mumsnet users, and a couple of foreign exchange students...
10pm
(repeat)
The Office
Series 2, Episode 4Tim and Rachel finally appear to have 'done the deed' and are confronted by a horrified Gareth, who is perhaps most upset by the realisation that he'd still like to 'do' Rachel even though she is now, as he so charmingly puts it, sloppy seconds.
10pm
(repeat)
Brassic
Series 4, Episode 3 - Lost In The WoodsA fun, lads-only camping trip to the local woods, turns out to be a nightmare when the gang end up horrendously lost.
10pm15 min
Stuck
Episode 1 - CatDan and Carla are a couple at a crossroads. Carla wonders if the two of them trapped in a pokey flat is all she can expect from life, while Dan has a chat with his boss.
10pm60 min
Question Team
Series 2, Episode 3Making up Richard Ayoade's self-quizzing collective this week are Nish Kumar getting the take-aways in, Helen Bauer with her drama club and Katherine Parkinson with a round on the King himself, Elvis. The special guest is Marc Wootton as Harry Klunder.
10pm24 min
Ladhood
Series 3, Episode 4 - InitiativeFreshly unemployed, Liam has been asked to give a motivational careers speech at his old school. He thinks back to preparing for his university entrance interview as a teenager.
10pm65 min
I Literally Just Told You
Series 2, Episode 1 - Celebrity I Literally Just Told YouJimmy Carr hosts a football-themed celebrity special of the game show in which contestants John Barnes, Gabby Logan, Harry Redknapp and Sue Smith are given every answer with the questions written, literally, as the show is happening.
10:15pm15 min
Stuck
Episode 2 - The Other GuyDan struggles to focus on finding work and instead gets distracted by the waiter at his local café. Meanwhile, Joy is offloading her emotional and physical baggage on Carla.
10:25pm
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Cuckoo
Series 5, Episode 6 - Two Engagements And A FuneralA terrible misunderstanding occurs resulting in an untimely funeral. Meanwhile, a run in with an ex-boyfriend of Lorna's might be just what Ken needs to help his campaign.
10:40pm
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Room With An AlanDespite being reduced to living in a roadside motel and presenting an early-morning programme on Radio Norwich, Alan still dreams of launching a new show on the BBC. However, his meeting with chief commissioner Tony Hayers does not run smoothly.
10:40pm45 min version
Have I Got News For You
Series 64, Episode 1Comedian and actor Richard Ayoade will guest present. It is his 9th time in the host's chair. Joining him on the panels will be comedian Roisin Conaty and the Secretary-General of the National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers, Mick Lynch.
10:45pm
(repeat)
Life After Deaf
Episode 1 - John & Joe Bishop: Life After DeafComedian and actor John Bishop's eldest son, Joe, has an autoimmune condition causing progressive deafness. After a decade of trying to 'fix' Joe's hearing, the family come to the realisation that it is now time to reconsider and find out more about the deaf community. John has set himself the target of delivering an entire signed stand-up comedy gig to a deaf audience.
10:50pm
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Cuckoo
Series 5, Episode 7 - ElectionKen is getting ever closer to becoming an MP with Ivy directing his campaign. However, can a small boy calling him 'fatty' and an unwelcome stranger affect the final outcome.
11pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 17, Episode 6Joining the ALOTO boys this week as guest captain of the Blue team is former Manchester United and France defender Patrice Evra, alongside Richard Ayoade, Angela Scanlon and Jimmy Carr. They'll have their skills tested as a cannon fires footballs at them, and Jamie and Micah attempt to hang on for as long as possible during a reverse bungee.
11pm
(repeat)
Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable
Series 3, Episode 1Mel and Lou are joined by Rhod Gilbert, Susan Wokoma and Dermot O'Leary. Rhod reveals why he shouldn't be trusted with a campervan, Susan tells an X-rated story and Dermot lifts the lid on a rendezvous from his early TV days.
11:20pm
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Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Man ShowSophie tells Mark that her and Geoff are moving in together and that he thinks her and Mark should see less of each other.
11:25pm
(repeat)
Ellie & Natasia
Episode 5The Brothers Pomodoro return to show off their new cookbook and there's a song about snakes.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Ellie & Natasia
Episode 6The Internet Nails gang hand out some special awards and we join an East London candle workshop.
11:55pm
(repeat)
Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 6 - WeddingMark and Sophie's big day arrives, but as the groom makes his way to the church with best man Jeremy and a very hungover Super Hans, he continues to wrestle with crippling doubts which threaten to throw the event into disarray.
11:55pm
(repeat)
Blankety Blank
Series 19, Episode 1In this first edition, Bradley is joined by Denise Van Outen, Ellie Simmonds, Chris Eubank, Frank Skinner, Vick Hope and Joey Essex.
Midnight
(repeat)
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 6, Episode 3Russell digs into the mini-budget, chess cheaters and Putin. Plus, he chats to kids about Ukraine in Playground Politics, with stand-up from Paul Chowdhry.
Midnight
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 17, Episode 8Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on another week's worth of news in the company of guests Tom Allen, Ed Byrne, Rhys James, Milton Jones and Deborah Frances-White.