Television
TV schedule Saturday 24th September 2022
6am
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That's My Boy
A selection of three episodes of the Mollie Sugden sitcom.
6am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.
6:10am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 7 - All GoneThe Twirlywoos watch a lady decorating some cakes. When they see her tidying the decorations away, it gives them the idea to put the cakes away too.
6:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Continent Of EuropeWhen Tala bases her class project on her uncle's travels, the Go Jetters swing into action and help Grandmaster Glitch take his own souvenir selfies across the continent of Europe.
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 51 - Ilulissat, GreenlandGrandmaster Glitch has taken his teddy, Cuddles, to Ilulissat in Greenland to show him the sights, but Cuddles falls out of Grim HQ and gets stuck in the snow.
6:55am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 7 - Go Jetter Heroes: Polar ExplorersWhen Glitch and Kyan race to the south pole, Glitch's loyal Grimbots steal the pole's marker to help Glitch win. But when Glitch orders them to return it, they find themselves lost and trapped in the ice - and the Go Jetters must spring into action to rescue them.
7am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 12 - All ChangeJoe Maplin appoints a supervisor of all Yellowcoats, who requires a chalet to herself - which throws the accommodation situation into chaos. She also takes an immediate dislike to Gladys and demotes her.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 20 - In The DoghouseBitzer's kennel is accidentally destroyed and the canny canine hopes the farmer will replace it with a new deluxe model. But when he sees his master's clumsy attempt to build a new kennel, Bitzer is so horrified that he packs his bags and leaves home. Shaun, however, hopes to tempt Bitzer to return with the kennel of his dreams.
7:05am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 3 - Colonel Danger MouseWhen Colonel K disappears on a free holiday, Danger Mouse pulls rank and assumes the mantle of caretaker Colonel.
7:10am
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Lovejoy
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Ian McShane sitcom.
7:20am
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 6 - CSI MossyShaun and Bitzer hunt for a whistle thief on the farm.
7:20am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 4 - Ernest Penfold And The Half-Price WandThe streets of are London teeming with hundreds of wannabe wizards, all brandishing identical wands. After discovering that the wands are mass-produced shavings from Merlin's legendary staff, DM and Penfold set out to stop Quark's latest money-making scheme by reuniting the staff with its rightful owner.
7:40am
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2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 2 - When Saturday ComesWhen Tottenham Hotspur achieve an unexpected and much needed win, the Porter family, one of Ben's clients, Rona and Jenny's ex boyfriend Clive are dropped into a series of repeated Saturday rituals for the sake of luck.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 2 - Hollywood, USAAfter winning a part in a Hollywood film, Glitch is not happy when he has to work with Kyan to finish a scene. Meanwhile, Xuli's plans to take the perfect Hollywood photo are derailed when the Go Jetters are forced to rescue the famous Hollywood sign.
8:05am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 37 - JJ's Lucky DayThe gang find out that JJ has a set of pre-match good-luck rituals. In the run-up to an important Blamjitsu event, Walter deviously throws bad-luck omens into JJ's path, threatening her chances of success.
8:15am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 3 - FuneralTragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus.
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 7 - Princess Purl's Big SleepNaughty fairies Zipsy and Popsy have put a spell on Princess Purl so that she sleeps for a gazillion years.
8:40am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 8A pond, door, car and banana are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
8:50am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 4 - Scab's ParentsMr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy', Scab. They are getting on famously and, after a one-to-one chat with Alia, Mr Khan suspects it won't be long before there is another Khan family wedding on the horizon.
9:30am
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Miranda
Series 1, Episode 4 - HolidayMiranda decides she needs to be a bit reckless and wild and so decides to book a holiday at the local hotel down the road.
10am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 10 - BikeAnna is practising for the school cycling test and is good at it. Dave isn't quite as skilled, but with a new bike from his parents he really hopes to pass.
10am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 12 - The Leaning Tower of Pisa, ItalyThe Go Jetters race to fix the Leaning Tower of Pisa, but has it really been glitched?
10:05am
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Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.
10:15am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
A selection of episodes from the animated comedy about a young fly.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 23 - The Silent MovieWhen Sooty accidentally destroys one of Richard's old films, the gang decide to replace it with one they've made themselves. But will it be good enough to impress Mr Slater's grandchildren?
10:40am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of eight episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
11am
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Carry On Spying
Four trainee spies are put on the trail of the subversive organisation STENCH as they try to track down the secret Formula X.
11am
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Dodo
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated comedy.
11:30am
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Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 13 - Timmy On WheelsTimmy is having fun on the tricycle, but Ruffy does not have much luck learning how to ride it.
11:35am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 4 - Waffle Is A Listening DogWaffle tries to impress on his first day as a listening dog at school.
12:20pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
12:45pm
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1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 18 - Ahoy ThereA game of beach volleyball is interrupted when a ball thrown by Bevel dislodges the gang's raft.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Lake Titicaca, South AmericaWhat goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 14 - The Colosseum, ItalyGlitch visits Rome to race his grimbots in the Colosseum. Can the Go Jetters stop him?
1:55pm
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Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 19 - Timmy Wants The DrumDuring a music lesson, Timmy decides he wants to play the drum, but he is given the triangle.
1:55pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 5 - Squawkenbard Kingcluck BrunelWhen King Kong Brunel suggests that the Professor's success is all due to her privileged life as Danger Agency lab technician with scientist parents, an irked Squawk uses Brunel's Cow Trainer to swap bodies with him in order to show that she could be just as successful in his shoes.
3pm
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 9 - Fitzgerald Vs FitzgeraldMartha is eagerly anticipating the visit of the Careers Guidance Counsellor, Mrs Lazarus. It's the perfect opportunity to help her finally decide upon a future career.
3:30pm
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Rhubarb!
Silent Eric Sykes comedy in which the only word spoken by characters is "rhubarb".
3:50pm
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Ghosts
Series 4, Episode 1 - Happy HolidayMike and Alison welcome the first guests to their new bijoux B&B, determined to get a glowing review, whatever the cost.
4:30pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 15 - Quark GamesThe heroes find themselves fighting for their lives on an alien world in Quark's latest money-spinning sports event.
4:35pm
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Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 21 - Timmy The TrainTimmy and his classmates are playing trains, but both he and Mittens want to be the leader.
5pm
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My Family
A selection of six episodes of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
6pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the lie-based panel game.
8pm
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Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 2, Episode 4 - Beware The Ides Of MarchFrank and Lu investigate a series of deadly "accidents" on a psychic TV programme hosted by two warring sisters.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 17, Episode 6Joining the ALOTO boys this week as guest captain of the Blue team is former Manchester United and France defender Patrice Evra, alongside Richard Ayoade, Angela Scanlon and Jimmy Carr. They'll have their skills tested as a cannon fires footballs at them, and Jamie and Micah attempt to hang on for as long as possible during a reverse bungee.
8pm
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Ministry Of Offence
Highlights Special - The Best OfMore highlights from the last 5 months' of the political panel show pitching left vs right.
8pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
8:35pm
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 5, Episode 3 - Ferox Trout (Loch Garry, Scottish Highlands)Paul and Bob catch the sleeper train to the Scottish Highlands to fish for ferox trout. Bob can't resist the challenge to look for Nessie in the vast waters of Loch Ness.
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the first series.
9pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 30, Episode 2Greg Davies welcomes singer James Bay and comedian Roisin Conaty to Daisy May Cooper's team, whilst Noel Fielding is joined by series regular Jamali Maddix and Brighton rapper ArrDee as everyone revels in the joys of hats, witchcraft and Jamali's 'beef' with Dave Benson Phillips. The teams start by discussing infamous rock and roll rivalries including the questionable method that New Order chose to show their disdain for Spandau Ballet before the panel try their best to identify UK garage legends Monstaboy and Platnum.
9pm
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Two Doors Down
Series 2, Episode 2Alarm bells are ringing at the start of episode two, when a car's security system awakes the neighbours in the middle of the night.
9:05pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
9:10pm90 min
Diana Dors: Britain's Blonde Bombshell
A profile of the actress, whose career embraced theatre, film, TV variety shows, easy-listening records, sitcoms, cabaret tours and even stints as a TV presenter and chat show host.
9:10pm35 min
Blankety Blank
Series 19, Episode 1In this first edition, Bradley is joined by Denise Van Outen, Ellie Simmonds, Chris Eubank, Frank Skinner, Vick Hope and Joey Essex.
9:30pm
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Scot Squad
Series 5, Episode 2Traffic Officers McKirdy and Singh discover the journey to true love can be a rocky road; the Queen of Chat, Lorraine Kelly finds out the law is King; and rural coppers call for back up from Mother Nature.
10pm
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the Richard Wilson sitcom.
10pm
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Restless Natives
Comedy following two young friends who embark on a Highland crime spree to pass the time and get some money.
10pm
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Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable
Series 3, Episode 1Mel and Lou are joined by Rhod Gilbert, Susan Wokoma and Dermot O'Leary. Rhod reveals why he shouldn't be trusted with a campervan, Susan tells an X-rated story and Dermot lifts the lid on a rendezvous from his early TV days.
10:05pm
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All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 3, Episode 4Agnes and the family are joined by sports presenter Clare Balding, comedian Johnny Vegas, and Made In Chelsea stars Jamie Laing and Spencer Matthews.
10:30pm
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Steptoe And Son Ride Again
The rag-and-bone business is in trouble and Harold is convinced that Albert must die so that he can collect the old man's life insurance.
10:45pm
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Brassic
Series 4, Episode 3 - Lost In The WoodsA fun, lads-only camping trip to the local woods, turns out to be a nightmare when the gang end up horrendously lost.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 19 (Channel 4: Series 20), Episode 1Jimmy Carr returns, with Sean Lock and Kerry Godliman taking on Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson. Mr Swallow, aka Nick Mohammed, joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
11:20pm
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Sandylands
Series 1, Episode 1Emily Verma arrives in Sandylands to attend her estranged dad's memorial. She meets local loudmouth Tina and childhood crush Nathan - but there's another entirely unexpected meeting to come...
11:25pm
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Best Of Chewin' The Fat
Series 2, Episode 1Sink your teeth into more of the very best sketches compiled from the original Chewin' The Fat series and Hogmanay specials.
11:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie
Big screen spin-off featuring Jennifer Saunders's riotous PR girl, Edina Monsoon, and best friend Patsy Stone.
Midnight
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The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The Golden Egg CupThere's a new buzz in the Royle family household as it is a special time for Jim and Barbara and a celebration (including Twiglets and scotch eggs) is planned.
Midnight
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 5, Episode 4Ellie Goulding hands Michael her phone in Send To All, and two brothers from Coventry are in for the shock of their lives when they find themselves on stage at The London Palladium.
12:05am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 20 (Channel 4: Series 21), Episode 3Sean Lock and Harriet Kemsley take on Jon Richardson and Joe Lycett in the words-and-numbers game, while Mat Ewins joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
12:50am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 7Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!
12:55am
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Dave Gorman: Terms And Conditions Apply
Episode 4 - A Really Low Budget Star TrekDave Gorman is joined by Jimmy Carr, Cariad Lloyd and Phill Jupitus.
1am
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Romesh Ranganathan: Irrational Live
TV edit of Romesh Ranganathan's stand-up DVD.
1:10am
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That's My Boy
Series 2, Episode 2 - Wakey WakeyIda has absolutely no idea what she has let herself in for when she agrees to take part in a sponsored 'wake' for distressed gentle-women.
1:15am
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Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dance ClassA trip to Rainbow Rhythms dance group has some surprising results for Mark, Jez and Sophie.
1:20am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 3When Martin hears they are to have new neighbours in the close, he is put out. After all, he hasn't vetted them first!
1:40am
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Mock The Week
Series 21, Episode 1Joining mainstays Dara O'Briain and Hugh Dennis are show stalwarts Angela Barnes and Rhys James. Comedian and 'knight errant' Alasdair Beckett-King and comedian, actress and virologist Ria Lina will both be making their fourth appearance on the series and there will be a debut for Josh Pugh, fresh from his Edinburgh Comedy Awards nomination.
1:45am
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That's My Boy
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Holiday RomanceIda's flight to Jersey turns out be more eventful than expected when she makes a new acquaintance - an exciting fortnight ahead beckons!
1:50am
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Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 3 - Jeremy Makes ItJeremy is determined to move his relationship with Nancy to that of proper boyfriend and girlfriend. So, he follows Nancy's belief in God and her feeding the homeless.
1:55am
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Room 101
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the Orwellian panel game.
2am
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Ministry Of Offence
Panel-quiz show pitting opposing ends of the political spectrum against each other.
2am
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Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 12 - A Couple Of Floaters & An InklingSara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes Fern Brady, Kerry Howard, Alfie Brown and Ria Lina into the attic to play an array of guessing games.
2am
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Ministry Of Offence
Highlights Special - The Best OfMore highlights from the last 5 months' of the political panel show pitching left vs right.
2:30am
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French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 7Tonight's show is the last for the moment. Can the Thames Flood Barrier save London from the tears of a grateful but saddened nation?
3am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 2, Episode 4Josh Widdicombe, Clare Balding and Kiell Smith-Bynoe share their most mortifying teenage tales with Rhod Gilbert.
3:05am
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French And Saunders
Series 4, Episode 1The offbeat sketch show returns, offering a comic view of the world as seen by Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. It includes parodies of movie hits such as Misery, as well as TV series and rock stars. And there's more from old favourites, the Fat Men.
3:15am
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Derry Girls
Series 3, Episode 5 - The ReunionMa Mary and Aunt Sarah are determined to put on a good show as they prepare for the highly anticipated class of 1977 school reunion. It seems like only yesterday that their own gang were beyond excited about the leavers' party. But will the truth come out about what really happened on that fateful night 20 years ago?
3:25am
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Trip Hazard
Series 2, Episode 5 - PembrokeshireRosie Jones takes Cold Feet legend Fay Ripley to Pembrokeshire in Wales.
3:35am
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Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 5 - Kid FarmJeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a music track.
3:40am
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3:45am
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Rob Beckett's Undeniable
Episode 5In today's show, host Rob Beckett invites guests Eamonn Holmes, Seann Walsh, AJ Odudu and Larry Dean to bring as many brilliant facts as they can in an attempt to impress everyone and hopefully get on Rob's coveted Wall of Facts.
4:30am
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Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Episode 4These twenty-something celebrity blokes, including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, are rather dazed and confused with the issue of being now, irrefutably grown up.
4:50am
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Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Episode 5The grouchy young celebrities lament life's work-based nuisances, from job hunting and their current careers to getting the sack.