Television
TV schedule Monday 1st August 2022
6am
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Get Some In!
Series 1, Episode 3As C Flight prepare themselves for a first visit to the M.O., it seems Leckie is finding hsi service far tougher than the others. Could a few careless words about suicide from Cpl. Marsh put ideas in his head?
7am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 2 - DreamlandMargaret goes missing after suffering a nightmare and Victor has an interesting encounter with a chimpanzee at the local fete.
7am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Path Of True LoveMarlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.
7am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 44 - Sharp As A PinAn accidental sidekick swap leaves Danger Mouse with Pinfold, Penfold's cousin.
7:10am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 45 - The Last Giraffe WarriorPenfold is asked to defend an alien planet from invasion.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 32 - The Beat Goes OnRubi's dance-machine invention gets accidentally muddled up with Crusty the Robot Pie's coding. Dennis and Gnasher have to dance on it all day in perfect sync, or Crusty's entire persona will be wiped forever!
7:30am
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Man About The House
A selection of episodes from the third series.
7:35am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 26 - Big Ben, EnglandThe Go Jetters visit London on New Year's Eve, but Big Ben is missing. To the Vroomster!
7:40am
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I Didn't Know You Cared
Series 1, Episode 1 - Cause For CelebrationThe Brandons assemble for Auntie Edna's funeral. It seems the perfect occasion for Pat to get to grips with Carter Brandon.
8:15am
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My Hero
Series 3, Episode 9 - A Little LearningGeorge is devastated when Ella and Stanley ban him from their 40th wedding anniversary party. The situation calls for some drastic action. Admittedly George's attempts to make new friends via the calling cards in telephone booths backfire somewhat but when he obtains some magic pork scratchings which increase his brain power, miraculous effects occur.
8:55am
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Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 5 - Heir ApparentOld Mr. Grace is struck with memories when he sees a photo of Mr. Humphries' mother. Could the young salesman be his long-lost son and natural heir to the store?
9am
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Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 1Josh Widdicombe plays against TV presenter Stacey Dooley MBE and professional dancer Oti Mabuse. Can the Strictly Come Dancing pals beat the comedian?
9:30am
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Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 2A-level students Freya and Rowan play against solo player Usman as they put young people's intelligence to the test.
9:30am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsA chance encounter with old flame Juney, back on the estate after some 20-odd years, leaves Del suspicious of her daughter Debbie's parentage. Serious questions need to be asked - not least when Derek realises that Rodney could be getting comfortable with his own niece!
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 1 - More About FullThe Twirlywoos watch a man picking apples in an orchard.
9:55am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 6Some tantalising tastes are on the menu this week as Henry VIII extols the virtues of his "all meat, no vegetables" diet plan and a variety of unusual courses are dished up in Aztec Come Dine With Me.
10am
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 6Sara Pascoe welcomes Eamonn Holmes, Laura Whitmore, Ahir Shah and Harriet Kemsley into their loft to play an array of guessing games.
10:10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
10:20am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
10:25am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Son Also RisesTerry is employed to look after the son of a crooked property tycoon whose shady past has caught up with him.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 25 - Panto PalaverWhen the actors for Mr Slater's pantomime don't turn up, Sooty, Sweep and Soo perform instead. Will The Wicked Bunny have Little Blue Riding Hood for his supper, or can Sooty the woodcutter come to her rescue?
10:50am
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Band Waggon
Wartime film based on the popular BBC radio comedy series.
10:50am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 2 - The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's BicycleHoward's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence.
11:30am
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 12 - My Two SonsMichael is put in charge of redundancies at the bank and Sean gets things going at the barbershop.
12pm
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My Hero
Series 3, Episode 9 - A Little LearningGeorge is devastated when Ella and Stanley ban him from their 40th wedding anniversary party. The situation calls for some drastic action. Admittedly George's attempts to make new friends via the calling cards in telephone booths backfire somewhat but when he obtains some magic pork scratchings which increase his brain power, miraculous effects occur.
12:25pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 12 - Waffle And PepperWaffle and Jess visit Angela at the kennels and help Waffle's new friend, Pepper.
12:40pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Path Of True LoveMarlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.
12:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Strokkur Geyser, IcelandThe geysers in Iceland are blocked - Glitch is to blame and it could cause an earthquake. Go Jetters go!
1:05pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 10 - Jeopardy MouseWhen the Baron rearranges the countries of the world Danger Mouse reluctantly joins forces with his American counterpart, Jeopardy Mouse, and takes New Zealand for a spin.
1:15pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Return Of Danger KWhen an old enemy returns, Colonel K must come out of retirement to save the world from an outbreak of rudeness.
1:20pm
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I Didn't Know You Cared
Series 1, Episode 1 - Cause For CelebrationThe Brandons assemble for Auntie Edna's funeral. It seems the perfect occasion for Pat to get to grips with Carter Brandon.
1:30pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 15 - Nurse!Envious of all the attention his landlady receives when she breaks her leg, Mr Bean pretends to break his leg too. Then in hospital, he encounters the matron from hell!
1:30pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 11 - Give Peas A ChanceMayor Wilbur passes a law to increase the healthy eating in Beanotown, replacing all foods with peas... of the mushy variety! The gang must avoid the people of Beanotown who are rapidly turning into Zompeas after eating the green mush. Dennis uses the only ordinary peas in town to sabotage Wilbur's mush making factory and save the day!
1:40pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 12 - The FanWalter attempts to ruin The Dinmakers' chance of reaching fame. He will stop at nothing - even wearing a frock, and pretending to be a fan called Wanda who loves Dennis in order to break up the band!
1:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 16 - Dead CatWhile trying to redecorate the hall, Bean is obstructed at every turn by his landlady's vile one-eyed cat. Bean pops it in the dustbin to keep it out of the way for a while. Just his luck that it is rubbish collection day.
1:55pm
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All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 5 - Pride Of ScarboroughEveryone thinks Charlie has foiled a burglary - and so he is nominated to be the Pride of Scarborough, but has the whole truth been told? Meanwhile Kevin has invested in a hot tub, but not even his wife is sure that it will elevate the B&B to spa status.
2pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 2 - Don't Forget The DiverCaptain Mainwaring tackles a difficult training exercise in competition against Captain Square, using a bird warbler, Jones floating downstream disguised as a log, and Frazer in a diving suit.
2:30pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 28 - The Aqueduct of Segovia, SpainGrandmaster Glitch turns Segovia Aqueduct into a giant water slide and the Go Jetters must stop it toppling to the ground.
2:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 1 - A Brief Excursion In The Fast LaneWesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.
2:40pm
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 20 - Timmy's Pet ProblemTimmy finds an old mop head and is convinced that it is a little animal, which he adopts as his pet.
2:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 30 - SheepwalkingOne night, Shaun has the urge to walk in his sleep, and of course the rest of the Flock's natural instinct is to follow him, with resultant chaos.
2:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 32 - The Farmer's NieceWhen the Farmer's niece comes to visit the farm, Bitzer and Shaun soon discover that she is much less pleasant than she looks.
3pm
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Top Secret
A plumber working at a Government installation mistakenly goes on holiday with blueprints for a secret weapon.
3pm
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 5The regulars welcome Tom Allen, Debbie McGee, Ivo Graham and Judi Love into their loft to play an array of guessing games.
3:05pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 11 - Big Trouble In Little ClowntownWhen Professor Squawkencluck's Seriousizer ray is nabbed by Pompom, Danger Mouse teams up with his clown-shaped Bozorian equivalent, Cupcake.
3:15pm
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3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 2 - The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's BicycleHoward's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence.
3:30pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 34 - The Artful GnasherWhen Dennis thinks Gnasher has trashed a valuable piece of hideous art, the gang try desperately to cover up the damage and produce a decoy that is as convincingly terrible as the original.
4pm
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 12 - My Two SonsMichael is put in charge of redundancies at the bank and Sean gets things going at the barbershop.
4:35pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsA chance encounter with old flame Juney, back on the estate after some 20-odd years, leaves Del suspicious of her daughter Debbie's parentage. Serious questions need to be asked - not least when Derek realises that Rodney could be getting comfortable with his own niece!
4:40pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 29 - Rio de Janeiro, BrazilSomeone's stopped the samba at the Rio carnival! Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
4:55pm
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 9 - Why Pay TaxNo job is routine - and when Barry the Bookie loses his money, Terry loses his heart.
4:55pm
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Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 6 - Timmy Says SorryTimmy accidentally kicks a football through the nursery window and has to sit on the naughty stump.
5:15pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 10 - Waffle's Wonderful ArtWaffle discovers he has a talent for painting Mrs Hobbs's cat, George, and decides to share his work with her as a way to get in her good books.
5:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 2 - Mrs. RobinsonTracey is worried because Garth is going out with an older woman and Chris has started writing to "express his inner self".
5:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Path Of True LoveMarlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.
6pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 2 - DreamlandMargaret goes missing after suffering a nightmare and Victor has an interesting encounter with a chimpanzee at the local fete.
6pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 5 - Heir ApparentOld Mr. Grace is struck with memories when he sees a photo of Mr. Humphries' mother. Could the young salesman be his long-lost son and natural heir to the store?
6pm
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Taskmaster
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Last SupperIn the last episode of the series the five comics are not only playing for homemade chowder but also for the inaugural Taskmaster series winner's trophy. Tasks include: playing golf with eggs and cooking a meal using ingredients starting with every letter of the alphabet.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 6 - The Day Of The Welsh FerretGetting a ferret home would not, normally, bother Compo.
6:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 2 - Don't Forget The DiverCaptain Mainwaring tackles a difficult training exercise in competition against Captain Square, using a bird warbler, Jones floating downstream disguised as a log, and Frazer in a diving suit.
7:15pm
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7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 1 - Come Back Jack Harry TeesdaleReturning home from a happy caravaning weekend, the Teesdales stop and give Compo, Clegg and Seymour a lift home. It soon becomes obvious that Mrs Teesdale is deeply worried about something. Can they help?
7:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 3 - Boots, Boots, BootsMainwaring becomes obsessed with the state of the platoon's feet and begins a series of courses designed to harden the soles. His demanding marches soon force the members of the platoon to try and stop him.
7:40pm
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Room 101
Series 6, Episode 4 - Ricky Wilson, Joe Lycett, Zoe LyonsKaiser Chiefs's Ricky Wilson, comedians Joe Lycett and Zoe Lyons attempt to abolish new towels, escalators and the bartender at Joe's local pub into Room 101.
8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
8:20pm
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Room 101
Series 6, Episode 5 - Lucy Porter, Romesh Ranganathan, Judge RinderLucy Porter, Romesh Ranganathan and Judge Robert Rinder compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include lavish proposals, school reunions and New Year's Eve.
8:35pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 3 - Sean Lock and Jason ManfordStand-up comedy from the 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont take on Richard Ayoade and Joe Wilkinson. Finlay Christie is in Dictionary Corner.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series R, Episode 17 - Rock 'n' RollSandi Toksvig asks questions about rocks, rolls and rock 'n' roll, leaving Bill Bailey, Katy Brand, Eshaan Akbar and Alan Davies trying to come up with interesting answers - while avoiding the most obvious ones.
9:40pm
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The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
10pm
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Kevin Bridges - The Story Continues
Young Scottish stand-up comic Kevin Bridges performs his second live tour in front of a packed-out Glasgow arena crowd.
10pm
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Brassic
Series 3, Episode 3Ashley's cousin Doolan has been kidnapped and his uncle Francis calls on Vinnie to be the bag drop man in his ransom.
10pm
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Scot Squad
Series 6, Episode 5This week, The Chief tackles a new initiative with the help of rugby legend Gavin Hastings, it's a bum wrap for Detectives Squire and McGill when tracing a criminal, and Acting Sgt Ken Beattie closes the window on crime.
10pm30 min
Two Doors Down
Series 5, Episode 6 - Amalfi FriendsCathy and Colin are back from their Italian holiday and hosting a soiree... to show off how popular they are. But as the duty-free wine flows, tensions soon bubble to the surface.
10pm60 min
Big Zuu's Big Eats
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mel BBig Zuu's Big Eats heads North to cook for the global icon Melanie B, AKA Scary Spice.
10:20pm
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The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 2It's a boring evening at home and the family are sat in front of the telly as normal. The biggest distractions from the small screen come in the form of a friend with a new car, and Jim's bathroom trip.
10:30pm
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The Moments That Made...
Episode 3 - Jack DochertyJack Docherty is one of the country's most innovative comedy talents, loved for his portrayal as Chief Miekelson in Scot Squad and his cult classic characters in Absolutely. But despite having a cult classic TV series and becoming a late-night host, launching a channel with none other than the Spice Girls, he nearly gave it all up.
10:30pm
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Cuckoo
Series 3, Episode 3 - Mums' GroupKen starts enjoying his paternity leave when he joins a mums' group, but Lorna's worried that a yummy mummy has her eye on him.
10:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 18, Episode 11Dara O Briain looks back on the latest events in news and politics, with the help of Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Rhys James and Rosie Jones and regular panellist Hugh Dennis.
11pm
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Ed Gamble: Blood Sugar
Stand-up special from Ed Gamble.
11pm
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Bottom
A selection of episodes from the first series of the ultra-violent sitcom.
11pm
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Short Stuff
Episode 1Featuring funny work from Alessio Avezzano, Burds, Stephen Buchanan, Zara Janjua and Gregor MacKay.
11pm
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Cuckoo
Series 3, Episode 4 - Life Of DaleKen's special birthday evening is invaded by Steve, and a game of Trivial Pursuit conjures memories of Dale's secret past.
11:15pm
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Growing Up Scottish
Series 2, Episode 1 - Friendship/HomeSome of Scotland's favourite comedians uncover the quirks of friendship and Scotland's homes.
11:20pm
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Mock The Week
Series 18, Highlights Special - CompilationDara O Briain and Hugh Dennis present a special edition of the topical comedy show featuring best bits, outtakes and unseen material.
Midnight
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Dara O'Briain: This Is The Show
Recorded for DVD in 2010, Dara O'Briain presents his stand-up show in front of a live audience.
Midnight
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Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable
Series 2, Episode 1Mel and her dishonourable assistant Lou Sanders are joined by brilliant stand-ups Sarah Millican, Jamali Maddix and Chris McCausland. Sarah discusses what ingredient she thinks should be added to cakes in Amsterdam, Chris has to apologise to one of the victims of his prank-fuelled past while Jamali and Mel find out they have similar tactics when being caught short without a loo.
12:40am40 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 57, Episode 9Richard Ayoade guest presents the final episode of the 57th series. He is joined by TV presenter Richard Osman and comedian Kiri Pritchard-McLean, who will appear as guest panellists alongside Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
1am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 6Karl tells the story of having kidney stones, ponders a phenomenon - and more.
1am
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Breeders
Series 3, Episode 4 - No BodyAlly and Paul each learns the truth about a thing that has been terrifying them - for Ally, her job and for Paul, his MRI result. Ava and Luke both feel frozen out by the people they care most about.
1am60 min version (repeat)
1:30am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 7Karl says that sometimes he wishes he were smaller so that things like food portions and cities would be bigger in comparison.
1:30am
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The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 4, Episode 4Routines by comedians Michael Odewale, Michael Stranney, Tom Lucy, Felicity Ward, Larry Dean, Esther Manito, Babatunde Aleshe and Finlay Christie are reconstructed as sketches.
1:40am
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The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
2am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Son Also RisesTerry is employed to look after the son of a crooked property tycoon whose shady past has caught up with him.
2am
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 6Sara Pascoe welcomes Eamonn Holmes, Laura Whitmore, Ahir Shah and Harriet Kemsley into their loft to play an array of guessing games.
2am
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Room 101
Series 6, Episode 4 - Ricky Wilson, Joe Lycett, Zoe LyonsKaiser Chiefs's Ricky Wilson, comedians Joe Lycett and Zoe Lyons attempt to abolish new towels, escalators and the bartender at Joe's local pub into Room 101.
2:15am
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The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 2It's a boring evening at home and the family are sat in front of the telly as normal. The biggest distractions from the small screen come in the form of a friend with a new car, and Jim's bathroom trip.
2:30am
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Room 101
Series 6, Episode 5 - Lucy Porter, Romesh Ranganathan, Judge RinderLucy Porter, Romesh Ranganathan and Judge Robert Rinder compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include lavish proposals, school reunions and New Year's Eve.
2:40am
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Cuckoo
Series 3, Episode 3 - Mums' GroupKen starts enjoying his paternity leave when he joins a mums' group, but Lorna's worried that a yummy mummy has her eye on him.
2:45am
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Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 1 - BurglingMark rediscovers single life after his disastrous wedding to Sophie, and he and Jeremy become victims of crime.
3am
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Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fifth stand-up DVD, full of his controversal one-liners.
3am
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Channel Hopping With Jon Richardson
Series 1, Episode 4Jon is joined by actress and comedian Jessica Knappett, and regular guest Judi Love, as they navigate the world of ridiculous and wonderful international TV.
3:10am
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Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 2 - Spin WarMark and Sophie return to work after their non-existent honeymoon and Mark tries to deflect the inevitable bad PR attached to a jilter. Meanwhile, Jeremy and Super Hans's band play their first gig.
3:10am
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Taskmaster
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Last SupperIn the last episode of the series the five comics are not only playing for homemade chowder but also for the inaugural Taskmaster series winner's trophy. Tasks include: playing golf with eggs and cooking a meal using ingredients starting with every letter of the alphabet.
3:10am
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Cuckoo
Series 3, Episode 4 - Life Of DaleKen's special birthday evening is invaded by Steve, and a game of Trivial Pursuit conjures memories of Dale's secret past.
3:45am
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Comedy Game Night
Episode 10Featuring Tamzin Outhwaite and Kiell Smith-Bynoe, West End star Denise Van Outen, singer Alexandra Burke, dancer Giovanni Pernice and Celebs Go Dating's Tom Read Wilson.