Television
TV schedule Thursday 2nd June 2022
Your Money Or Your Wife
A repeat of this 1960 film.
Guessable?
Series 2, Episode 8Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, welcome Susie Dent, Nick Helm, Russell Kane and Desiree Burch into the loft to play an array of guessing games.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 36 - Tarbela Dam, PakistanWhen Grandmaster Glitch gets his hands on a G.O. Force, the forecast isn't good for the Tarbela Dam in Pakistan.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 6 - SubstituteSharon is refusing to see Chris and considers divorce. Tracey is smitten with Dorien's hunky celebrity lodger and is furious when she receives a letter written by Darryl to another woman, though it isn't as it seems.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 11 - Big Trouble In Little ClowntownWhen Professor Squawkencluck's Seriousizer ray is nabbed by Pompom, Danger Mouse teams up with his clown-shaped Bozorian equivalent, Cupcake.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 1 - Early RetirementFor some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bored SillyGran accidentally wins a board game as a Bingo prize, and after being locked up for years the game has a vendetta all of its own.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 42 - Dozing DennisDennis was up most of the night and can barely stay awake. Gnasher and the gang work hard to help steer dozing Dennis through the day, when all he wants to do is continue to dream about battling Zombie-Spiders.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 37 - Mount Rushmore, USAWhen the Grimbots add Glitch's face to those of the presidents on Mount Rushmore they cause a major mudslide.
The Night We Got The Bird
Comic caper following a gormless antiques seller who gets caught up in his new boss's forgery racket.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break WarWhen Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.
Dating No Filter
A selection of episodes from the first series.
Bless This House
Series 2, Episode 9 - Never Again On SundayAfter panicking that he's late for work, Sid realises it's Sunday and goes straight back to bed. But Jean's captured by the thought that he might get up and spend the day as a family, so Sid grabs the idea and drags the Abbott clan out for a countryside picnic.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 5 - When Did You Last See Your Father?With Jenny off at university, Bette comes to stay for a few days - and on the 10th anniversary of her husband's death, admits that the late James Arthur Gates is, in fact, frozen in a warehouse in Bermondsey.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 6 - Climate-MateRobert tries hard to get his latest Climate-mate invention working properly, in order to cool down the temperature in Justin's House!
Bless This House
Series 2, Episode 10 - People In Glass HousesAfter managing to talk Sid into allowing Mike to hold a party at the house for his 20th birthday, the proud parents overhear a few indiscreet home truths whilst spending the night sat in the greenhouse. Sid takes it particularly badly and refuses to leave.
Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 2 - Cold ComfortIt may be the coldest day in memory, but in the midst of a fuel crisis the store's heating has been turned off. To avoid freezing, each of the staff devises their own illicit methods of heat generation.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 14 - High And LowThe Twirlywoos learn about high and low when they watch a lady trying to hang a mirror at the right height. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives them a seesaw to play with.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 4 - Beware Of The DogA local crime wave scares the wites out of an already security-obsessed Arkwright - there's nothing for it, the shop has to be fortified!
Trollied
A selection of episodes from the third series of the supermarket sitcom.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 21 - Some HolidayWhen Sooty and the gang win a luxury holiday, none of them can wait to get packing. But with Sweep trying to mend the broken china, and Richard stuck on the phone, will they ever get away?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 3 - The Phantom Of The GraveyardThe three geriatric delinquents decide to pay their respects to "Old Sylvester" with a few formal drinks but first they must buy a new funeral suit for Compo.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 1 - A Fridge Too FarLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 4 - The Self-Propelled Salad StrainerWhen Nora Batty leaves home to visit a person unknown, Compo decides that the time has come for him to say it with flowers.
Class Dismissed
Series 5, Episode 11 - How Mr Christopher Changed TeachingA special episode dedicated to the most fabulous teacher that has ever lived!
Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 2 - The OfferAnother barber shop chain, Short n Curlies, is looking to open a branch in Peckham, and the owner approaches Desmond with a buy-out proposal. He's sorely tempted, but wants to explore other avenues before making his decision...
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Highlights Special - The SupiesDuckula is hosting The Supies awards show and the danger agents are all in attendance.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 48 - Lost In ExaggerationQuark's Exaggerator device makes Danger Mouse fame-mouse.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 5 - When Did You Last See Your Father?With Jenny off at university, Bette comes to stay for a few days - and on the 10th anniversary of her husband's death, admits that the late James Arthur Gates is, in fact, frozen in a warehouse in Bermondsey.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 14 - Waffle Pop DogDoug makes a music kit and receives help to compose a song for the school show.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 28 - Wolong Panda Reserve, ChinaLars and Foz are in the Wolong Nature Reserve in China, taking care of the 2,000 pandas that live in the wild there.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 46 - Never-Ending WeekendDennis and the gang convince Mrs Creecher that Monday is actually Sunday, in the hope of extending their weekend.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 47 - Be More DogDennis can't get Grizzly's new animal training method to work on wilful Gnasher. However, when they realise that Gnasher can use the method to get humans to obey him instead, they exploit this new power to the max.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 1 - Early RetirementFor some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break WarWhen Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.
Dodger
Episode 7 - NancyDodger and the gang return to the lair to find that they have had a break in. As they creep in expecting the worst, the gang are relieved to discover it's long-term gang member Nancy.
Always A Bride
A repeat of this 1953 film.
Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 2 - My British BuddyThe Americans have joined the war - finally - and some of them are coming to Walmington. It is decided to celebrate their arrival with a darts match in one of the local pubs. The plan does not go well.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 29 - Go Jet Academy: Map ReadersAt the Go Jet Academy, Ubercorn has found an old map that leads to the GO Dome of the Ancients.
The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 11 - Into The Lion's DenThe arrival of two new lion cubs at the zoo has whipped all the residents into a frenzy of cuteness.
After Ever After
Jack And The Beanstalk, Christmas Special - Jack And The Beanstalk: After Ever AfterAnother tale of what happens after happily ever after, this time looking into what happened after Jack felled the giant beanstalk and defeated the giant.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 3 - The Phantom Of The GraveyardThe three geriatric delinquents decide to pay their respects to "Old Sylvester" with a few formal drinks but first they must buy a new funeral suit for Compo.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 42 - The Tech SpecsDennis is blamed for a theft he didn't commit, and Mrs Creecher's new super-powered tech specs mean she can suddenly see way too well. She teams up with Sergeant Slipper to track down fugitive Dennis who has to somehow hide from the all-seeing tech specs so he can prove his innocence and find the real culprit.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 48 - High School InedibleDM and Penfold go back to school to thwart the plans of an evil food scientist and his killer hot dogs.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 4 - The Self-Propelled Salad StrainerWhen Nora Batty leaves home to visit a person unknown, Compo decides that the time has come for him to say it with flowers.
Gavin & Stacey
A repeat-run of the entire first series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 44 - Sir Danger De MouseThe Queen of Weevils returns and convinces DM he's a medieval knight in order to escape from a secure prison - can Penfold break the spell and prevent London becoming a medieval city?
Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 2 - The OfferAnother barber shop chain, Short n Curlies, is looking to open a branch in Peckham, and the owner approaches Desmond with a buy-out proposal. He's sorely tempted, but wants to explore other avenues before making his decision...
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 45 - The Duckula ShowDanger Mouse faces the prospect of being written out of his own show, after Count Duckula kidnaps the writers and forces them to make him the star.
GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 9 - Arthur's Tie BreakArthur Sleep comes up with a plan to decide a tiebreak.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 4 - Beware Of The DogA local crime wave scares the wites out of an already security-obsessed Arkwright - there's nothing for it, the shop has to be fortified!
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 13 - Growing PainsDave is given a bulb to grow. Popping it in his lunch box, it isn't long before he discovers it's partial to Betty's sandwiches.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 13 - Helpful WaffleWaffle tries to help his friend, Pepper, find a new owner.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 14 - FuzzypegGeorge adapts the spin cycle of the washing machine causing a black hole to form in the Spuds' kitchen.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 45 - Cappadocia, TurkeyA game of hide-and-seek threatens to topple the fairy chimneys of Cappadocia in Turkey.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 1 - Early RetirementFor some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.
John And Julie
Comedy starring Sid James and Peter Sellers, following the adventures of two small children who run off to watch the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II.
Johnny English
He knows no fear. He knows no danger. He knows... nothing! A film about bumbling secret agent Johnny English.
Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 2 - Cold ComfortIt may be the coldest day in memory, but in the midst of a fuel crisis the store's heating has been turned off. To avoid freezing, each of the staff devises their own illicit methods of heat generation.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Man In The Long Black CoatSeven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break WarWhen Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 13 - RoadworksMr Bean's tranquillity is shattered by deafening roadworks outside his bedroom window. Threats, sabotage and subterfuge all fail to quell the cacophony until Bean has the ingenious idea of feeding the workmen into peaceful submission. But the silence ends with a bang!
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SofaThe sofa's springs explode under Mr Bean. Can he afford to buy a new sofa? Or will relaxing in front of the telly be a thing of the past?
Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 2 - My British BuddyThe Americans have joined the war - finally - and some of them are coming to Walmington. It is decided to celebrate their arrival with a darts match in one of the local pubs. The plan does not go well.
Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 2 - Angel HairA pop star's marriage is threatened by a ransom note - but how can the kidnapping be filmed before the victim is captured?
Red Dwarf: The First Three Million Years
Episode 1 - Boys From The DwarfA look at the troubled origins of what was soon to become the most celebrated and successful sci-fi comedy ever, as told by the people who were there.
Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Royal TrainThe platoon go to the railway station in order to honour the King, who is travelling through. When another train blocks the line, Mainwaring decides to move the train himself, but then there is the small matter of stopping it.
The Assassination Bureau Limited
Period adventure comedy about a group of assassins for hire who are contracted to kill their own boss.
The Royle Family
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Caroline Aherne sitcom.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 1Ed Balls plays Celebrity Send to All, and there is music from chart sensation Emeli Sandé and stand-up comedy from rising star Joe Lycett. Michael plays the Midnight Game Show and performs some of his own unmissable new comedy material, and one unsuspecting member of the public gets the surprise of their life when they become the 'Unexpected Star of the Show'.
Taskmaster
Series 13, Episode 8 - You Tuper SuperArdal sings about leaning on a fence, Judi designs some classy headgear, Bridget uses her phone and Sophie displays genuinely world-class levels of endurance and fortitude. Meanwhile, Chris finds he can still fit into Alex Horne's horrible slip-on shoes.
Romesh Ranganathan: Irrational Live
TV edit of Romesh Ranganathan's stand-up DVD.
Growing Up Scottish
Series 2, Episode 4 - Art/WeddingsSome of Scotland's favourite comedians look back at art and take us on journey back through weddings from their past.
Yesterday
Comedy about a struggling musician who, after a global blackout, finds he is the only person to remember The Beatles.
Late Night Mash
Series 1, Episode 4Olga Koch reports on Britishness in this week's programme, whilst Ahir Shah is in the studio to discuss the latest political manoeuvrings and Catherine Bohart looks at diverse culture.
PRU
Episode 2The kids are introduced to the 'power of manifestation' by holier-than-thou life coach, Noah. Meanwhile, Belle contemplates sending a nude.
Big Boys
Series 1, Episode 3 - Merry SexmasIt's Christmas at Brent Uni as first years are encouraged to create work for Jules's Sexual Health Awareness Week Showcase. Meanwhile, Jack and Danny both try facing up to their own sexual shortcomings.
Man Like Mobeen
Series 1, Episode 3 - Upper RoomEight has gone missing, so Mobeen and Nate go on a mission to find him.
Big Boys
Series 1, Episode 4 - Dad, I Did DrugsA still-grieving Jack tries to become more like his infamously adored Dad, Corinne attempts to loosen up and Danny conducts an experiment with the help of campus dealer, Ash. Down the local pub, the results cause some very messy outcomes for all involved.
Man Like Mobeen
Series 1, Episode 4 - H-ALTRightStaring hate, violence and societal fractures in the face, Mobeen and his crew see the far right in their truest form, at an anti-Islam demonstration.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 2 - Rob Brydon, Sarah Millican and Jason ByrneBAFTA-nominated actor and comedian Rob Brydon hosts. The special guests are funny lady Sarah Millican and Ireland's very own Jason Byrne.
Greg Davies: The Back Of My Mum's Head
Television version of Greg Davies's 2013 stand-up show, The Back Of My Mum's Head.
Mock The Week
Series 18, Episode 2Dara O Briain hosts as Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Olga Koch and Glenn Moore join regular panellist Hugh Dennis to take a comic look at the news.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 9Jimmy Carr hosts another game. Sean Lock and Seann Walsh take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Danny Dyer. Bill Bailey is in with Susie Dent.
Gavin & Stacey
A repeat-run of the entire second series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
PRU
Episode 2The kids are introduced to the 'power of manifestation' by holier-than-thou life coach, Noah. Meanwhile, Belle contemplates sending a nude.
Peep Show
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of the Mitchell and Webb sitcom.
Taskmaster
Series 13, Episode 8 - You Tuper SuperArdal sings about leaning on a fence, Judi designs some classy headgear, Bridget uses her phone and Sophie displays genuinely world-class levels of endurance and fortitude. Meanwhile, Chris finds he can still fit into Alex Horne's horrible slip-on shoes.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 4Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Papua New Guinea, sainthood, and a lonely monkey brought home by a zookeeper.
The Knack ...And How To Get It
Comedy film about a teacher who wants to know how his friend is so successful with women.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 5Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including the Top 50 "Freaks of All Time", famous sayings and a fire fighting monkey.
The Royle Family
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Caroline Aherne sitcom.
Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 2 - The OfferAnother barber shop chain, Short n Curlies, is looking to open a branch in Peckham, and the owner approaches Desmond with a buy-out proposal. He's sorely tempted, but wants to explore other avenues before making his decision...