Television
TV schedule Sunday 13th March 2022
6am
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Beauty And The Barge
Ethel is taken in by a barge skipper, to the fury of the widow he is courting.
6am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.
6:35am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 15 - The Taj Mahal, IndiaThe grimbots attach a bit of the Taj Mahal to Grim HQ. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 2 - Draw The LineThe flock hijack a road line-painting machine and cause chaos while creating giant works of art in the field. However, will farmer appreciate their art?
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 4A fidget spinner, lightbulb, microwave and mobile phone are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 42 - The Confidence TrickDanger Mouse's confidence take a hit when The Baron steals it to invigorate his shy daughter and create a criminal mastermind!
7:15am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 1 - CricketMr Khan makes an exhibition of himself in front of a packed house at Edgbaston Cricket Ground.
7:20am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 43 - The Spy Who Came In With A ColdGreenback unleashes a new strain of elephant flu upon the world! Will Penfold's immunity to the virus save the day?
7:45am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 2 - BulliesMr Khan has bought a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood as he believes it is starting to go a bit downhill.
7:45am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 23 - Tomatina Festival, Bunol, SpainCan the Go Jetters fix their own 'glitch' at the biggest food fight in the world?
7:55am
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Traveller's Joy
Restricted as to how much money they can take abroad, a divorced couple find themselves stuck, penniless, in the same Swedish hotel.
8am
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8:05am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 14 - Are We There YetiWhen the gang go on an adventure in search of the Beanotown Yeti, Walter follows with plans of his own for the rare beast, and Dennis and his chums must come to its rescue.
8:15am
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8:15am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 15 - Super PaulAfter Dennis persuades Pieface that Paul is an undercover super hero, Gnasher, JJ and Rubi go along with the story and help Dennis to 'prove it'. However, his genius plan comes to a sticky end, when Pieface begins to think that with Paul at his side, he is completely invincible!
8:20am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of seven episodes of the David Jason sitcom.
8:30am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 13 - Delivery DaveLil Sue has started a delivery company called Deliver Sue, and in a quest to raise money for a new set of wheels, Dave lands himself with a job - Anna thinks she knows how to deliver packages quicker than Dave, though, and a dramatic sibling rivalry soon unfolds.
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 9 - Snowy Sneezy Goat GalaIt's time for the Snowy Goat Gala on High Snowy Mountain.
8:45am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 14 - BarryDave is thrilled when he wins an electronic home help device called Barry - finally, his family can boss something around other than him, but it is not long before Barry is overwhelmed by the Spuds' demands. Fighting back, Barry takes over Grimsby Heights and heads off to the sea for some well-earned peace and quiet.
9:30am
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One Good Turn
Classic comedy starring Norman Wisdom as a hapless caretaker who finds his good intentions leading to disaster.
9:55am
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Wallace & Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit
Wallace and Gromit discover that their new pest control business is in high demand when a monstrous rabbit strikes.
10am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Forbidden City, ChinaSome runaway Chinese drums roll towards the Forbidden City. Can the Go Jetters stop them?
10:10am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 22 - The Wieliczka Salt Mine, PolandGrandmaster Glitch's digging causes a flood in the Wieliczka Salt Mine. Can the Go Jetters save the famous salt statues?
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 21 - Pizza To GoSooty and the gang are put in charge of Mr Slater's Pizza Parlour but Soo would rather be a top fashion designer like Valentino Du Prado. Things go from bad to worse in the kitchen as pizzas start flying off the shelves. Perhaps a special visitor can lend a hand? Guest starring Brendan Cole.
10:25am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 49 - Look Into Our EyesThe people of Grimsby believe that the Twins are wise lifestyle gurus who are able to predict what everyone wants before they know it themselves, but the Twins need a nap before they get cranky.
10:30am
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Justin's House
Series 5, Episode 8 - Party GamesJustin helps to teach Robert some party games but he starts to enjoy wining too much.
10:40am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 50 - The StowawaysDave and his friends are given a lesson in responsibility when their school assigns them an animal each to look after overnight.
11am
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Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.
11:15am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 24 - Go Jet Academy: Whale RescueThe Go Jetters race to the rescue when a pod of whales becomes stranded at the Academy.
11:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Christmas Special - Variations On A Theme Of The Widow WinstanleyTruly tries to find an old classmate and deliver her to Clegg's doorstep.
11:20am
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Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated sequel.
11:25am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 25 - Chinese New Year, Dragon Dance DramaKyan is invited to perform a dragon dance for Chinese New Year in Beijing. Glitch decides to build a fire-breathing dragon robot for the parade, and the Go Jetters need to stop it!
11:40am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 7 - Waffle And The TeacherMiss Berrington, Evie's new school teacher, and teaching assistant Mr O'Donnell have come to meet Evie at home before term starts, and Waffle is under strict instructions to be on his best behaviour. But Waffle is teething and won't stop chewing everything in sight.
12:40pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 17 - Up, Up And AwayIt's the day of the kite festival and first up are Zip and Pop, who dazzle the crowd with their performance.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 18 - Mayor Bevel's Mega WheelBitz, Bob and Purl are building a giant Mega Wheel in Craft City for Mayor Bevel, and the local citizens are getting very excited.
1:15pm
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Horrible Histories
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the kids sketch show.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 26 - Holi Festival Of Colour, IndiaGlitch takes all of the colourful powder from the Festival of Colour in Dwarka, India.
1:40pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 27 - Cimate Change, The Arctic OceanThe Go Jetters are watching for polar bears, but an iceberg is heading for their ship.
1:55pm
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 14 - Tidy TimmyTimmy's attempts at tidying his toys are rather slapdash, so Harriet shows him how it should be done.
2pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
2:25pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 12 - Holiday For TeddyMr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!
2:40pm
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Dodger
Episode 1 - Runaways12 year-old orphan Jack Dawkins escapes the clutches of evil mill owner, Mr Canker.
2:40pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 13 - The NewspaperMr Bean is left in peace when Mrs Wicket goes off on her holidays. This means Mr Bean has free access to her daily newspaper. Every time he goes down to collect it from the letterbox it has disappeared. Someone is taking it, but who? Mr Bean is determined to nab the mysterious newspaper stealer and uses a range of ingenious homemade traps in his quest to catch the sneaky thief.
2:55pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 15 - A-Maze-Ing AdventureBob is looking after Phoebe's cute little puppy called Earl, but when they take him for walkies he gets lost inside Bitz's amazing maze.
3pm
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Doctor In Love
Leslie Phillips stars in this film about a doctor who falls in love with a nurse while undergoing treatment at his own hospital.
3pm
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Kind Hearts And Coronets
Black Ealing comedy with eight classic characterisations by Alec Guinness as the noble victims of vengeance-seeking relative Dennis Price.
3:15pm
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Dodger
Episode 1 - Runaways12 year-old orphan Jack Dawkins escapes the clutches of evil mill owner, Mr Canker.
3:55pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 12 - Wild Wez's Thirsty CactusWild Wez helps out his thirsty cactus and DIY Dan tries to feed the birds.
4pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the lie-based panel show.
4:20pm
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Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 5The duo hit South Yorkshire to join a top brass band, visit a cave surely named for Ricky (The Devil's Arse), eat high-end Yorkshire pudding, and busk with unique local hero John Shuttleworth.
4:30pm
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Dating No Filter
Series 2, Episode 5This week, Jack and Dani hope they won't end up with an achey-breaky heart as they do some boot-scooting in a line dancing first date. Meanwhile Nyugen an Billy have a much more relaxed time of it as they partake in a very chilled spa day. Looking on and adding their expert analysis will be the comedy pairings of Josh Jones and Jayde Adams, Joel Dommett and Emily Atack, Chunkz and Yung Filly and London Hughes with Verona Rose.
4:40pm
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 23 - Timmy's SnowballWhile playing in the snow, Timmy makes a little snowball - which immediately becomes his best friend.
5pm
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A League Of Their Own
A selection of episodes from the 16th series of the sports-based panel show.
5:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
The Final Specials, Christmas Special - Strangers On The ShoreWith the family fortune squandered, Del and Rodney set off for France to attend a memorial service in memory of Uncle Albert's old shipmates from the war. On the way back the Trotters pick up some rather unexpected cargo!
5:30pm45 min
Dodger
Episode 6 - MummyDodger encounters a 'mummy unrolling' - a posh craze in Victorian times - and reckons it's too good an opportunity to be missed - think of all the pockets to be picked!
6:15pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 9, Episode 14 - Smash Hit SongsRattus has an idea that might make him millions - he is going to launch a streaming service. However, to make Ratify a success, he is going to need some great songs from history.
6:45pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated sitcom starring Johnny Vegas.
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Christmas Special - Rodney Come HomeAfter thumping Cassandra's boss on the nose, Rodney is now estranged from his wife and living back at the Trotter's flat. Del tries all his devious tricks to get them back together.
7:20pm
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Passport To Pimlico
Ealing comedy about a legal discovery that leads the residents of Pimlico to declare themselves an independent nation, Burgundy.
8pm
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Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the third series of the cornershop sitcom.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 3 - Is There Honey Still For Tea?There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome, and Mainwaring struggles to break the news. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.
8:50pm
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Zen Motoring
Episode 4 - Milton KeynesOn the hunt for a new car, Ogmios explores life as a Scooter-boy and meets an old friend in the strange land of Milton Keynes.
9pm
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Still Game
Series 5, Episode 4 - Hard NutsNavid's mid-life crisis leaves him compelled to dye his hair, gamble and dance badly - much to Meena's amusement. Meanwhile the crew from TV show Blighty's Hardest Pubs visit the Clansman and Bobby promises them a bar brawl.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 8Jo Brand hosts the quiz, inviting Reginald D Hunter and journalist Charlene White to join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton as they take a satirical sideswipe at the week's events.
9:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Honourable ManA member of the Soviet Union is visiting Walmington, and it is up to Mainwaring to make a speech. However, it looks like Wilson may replace him after the Sergeant inherits a family title and becomes 'The Honourable Arthur Wilson'.
9:30pm
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Two Doors Down
Series 5, Episode 2 - Beth's FluBeth takes to her sick bed and Ian and Gordon pop over to give Eric a hand.
10pm
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Billy Connolly Does...
Series 1, Episode 3 - HomeEver wondered what it would be like to have Billy Connolly as a next-door neighbour? Or where Marlon Brando liked to have an afternoon nap? Billy reveals all including why you should never buy a house with mattresses in the garden.
10pm
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Outsiders
Series 1, Episode 5It's the Outsiders' penultimate day living together in the wild and all three pairs are under increasing pressure. Cracks in their relationships start to appear as they take pot shots at one another in a hunting challenge and have to lead each other blindfolded in a sensory deprivation challenge. Jess attempts to persuade Jamali that their relationship has a romantic feel, but he remains unconvinced!
10:05pm
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Carry On Columbus
Revival of the classic comedy series, set aboard the ship of Christopher Columbus as he attempts to find an alternative route to the Far East.
10:15pm30 min
The Curse
Series 1, Episode 6 - Somewhere Over The RainbowThe gang are running out of options. The police are getting closer...
10:45pm
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Jo Brand's Classic Comedy Sketches Of The...
Episode 2 - 1980sThe decade of the Rubik's Cube, shoulder pads and alternative comedy: Jo Brand takes us through some classic 80s sketches courtesy of Not The Nine O'Clock News, French & Saunders and the late, great Victoria Wood.
10:45pm
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Kate & Koji
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom about a cafe owner and an asylum seeker.
11pm
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Brassic
Series 3, Episode 2Vinnie's friend Gideon calls to say his mother has passed away and asks Vin to help him honour her final wishes.
11pm
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Shed Of The Dead
30-something man-child Trevor and his best friend, Graham, attempt to survive the zombie apocalypse.
11pm
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Lenny Henry's Race Through Comedy
Episode 2 - Stand-UpStarting with early pioneers such as Charlie Williams and Josh White, black men who braved the tough northern men's working clubs in the 1960s and 70s, the show also marks the start of Lenny Henry's own career.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
Midnight
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Brassic
Series 3, Episode 3Ashley's cousin Doolan has been kidnapped and his uncle Francis calls on Vinnie to be the bag drop man in his ransom.
Midnight
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French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 5Leap aboard the laughter express with Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
Midnight
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 6, Episode 2Helen Bauer, Rachel Fairburn, Phil Wang and Harry Hill join Alan Davies to dish the dirt on a petulant MP; a brusque burlesque dancer from Essex; a salacious encounter against the wall; and a room of rowdy revellers desperate for BEDS.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 8Jimmy Carr hosts, while Sean Lock and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Sarah Millican and Rhod Gilbert. David O'Doherty joins Susie Dent.
12:10am
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Starstruck
Series 2, Episode 5 - Valentine'sTom and Jessie are presented with job opportunities that put a strain on their new relationship.
12:35am
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French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 6Cuddly comic loveliness from Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders meets plank-spanking brilliance from Mark Knopfler, Dave Gilmour, Lemmy from Motorhead, Mark King and Gary Moore.
12:45am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 12Ricky, Stephen and Karl discuss whether old urinals or sharks in formaldehyde should be considered works of art.
12:55am
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Channel Hopping With Jon Richardson
Series 2, Episode 1Jon is joined by James Acaster and Judi Love to navigate the world of ridiculous and wonderful international TV. Includes a dive into the game show Moment of Truth.
1am
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Live At The Apollo
Series 15, Episode 2 - Sindhu Vee, Alex Edelman, Lou SandersSindhu Vee hosts this episode of the comedy showcase recorded before a packed house at London's Hammersmith Apollo, featuring stand-up performances by New York-based Edinburgh comedy award winner Alex Edelman, and at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe Comedians' Choice Award winner Lou Sanders.
1:05am
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The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 4, Episode 6Routines by comedians Travis Jay, Tom Lucy, Claire Haus, Steen Raskopoulos, Auria Styla, Richard Stott, Suzi Ruffell and Russell Kane are reconstructed as sketches.
1:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 9Jimmy Carr hosts another game. Sean Lock and Seann Walsh take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Danny Dyer. Bill Bailey is in with Susie Dent.
1:15am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 13Ricky and Stephen challenge Karl to describe his ideal version of the world but Karl is suspicious of a perfect life. Karl describes his theory of the 'Problem Hole' and explains his snack eating rituals to Ricky and Stephen.
1:15am
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Henry IX
A repeat-run of the entire series.
1:20am
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Minder
Series 4, Episode 3 - High Drains PilfererTerry has the misfortune to be driving for mobster Micky the Fish when his mistress's jewellery is stolen.
1:35am
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Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 2, Episode 7 - Gino D'Acampo & Lady LeshurrItalian chef and presenter Gino D'Acampo teaches Keith how to make pizza and pasta at one of his restaurants, and Keith takes rapper Lady Leshurr to an adventure farm park.
1:50am
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Channel Hopping With Jon Richardson
Series 2, Episode 2The comedian gives his take on the world's wildest TV, with guest Nish Kumar and regular panellist Judi Love. Featuring Ghost Adventures, The Simpsons and infomercials.
2am
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Mock The Week
Series 18, Episode 4Dara O Briain looks back on the latest events in news and politics, with the help of Glenn Moore, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Milton Jones and Rachel Parris and regular panellist Hugh Dennis.
2:05am
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Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 3, Episode 6Maya Jama, Munya Chawawa and Sideman go up against Lady Leshurr, Suzi Ruffell and Bree Runway in rap battles, dance-offs and freestyling challenges.
2:45am
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Comedy Against Living Miserably
Episode 2Darren Harriott, Seann Walsh and Suzi Ruffell join host Nish Kumar.
2:50am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated podcast.
2:50am
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CelebAbility
Series 2, Episode 5This episode's guests are Matthew Wolfenden, Nathan Henry, Perri Shakes-Drayton, Amber Davies and Ashley Roberts.
3am
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French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 4Another dollop of television's favourite young lovelies, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. Gather round the walnut veneer television set, turn it on and giggles will be assured.