Television
TV schedule Sunday 3rd October 2021
6am
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 1 - Jumble PieGeorge's budgie Oscar has died. However, Mildred's busy sorting out unwanted items for the vicar's jumble sale.
6:30am
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 2 - All Around The ClockGeorge hasn't been allowed to forget his wedding anniversary, and buys Mildred a carriage clock. Meanwhile, the Fourmiles return from a 'winter holiday' to find their house burgled.
6:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 8 - Middle Of The World City, EcuadorAfter hearing about how the Monument to the Equator in Ciudad Mitad del Mundo is in the wrong location, Glitch and his Glitchbots pretend to be the Go Jetters and move the monument onto the equator. But when things start to go wrong, Glitch must learn that some glitches are fine the way they are.
7am
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Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 2 - Call The DidwifeThere's heart-warming drama in Call the Didwife. The staff at the local sewage works learn to sing in The Choir and there's laughter galore in Diddy at the Apollo.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 3 - Colonel Danger MouseWhen Colonel K disappears on a free holiday, Danger Mouse pulls rank and assumes the mantle of caretaker Colonel.
7:20am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SofaThe sofa's springs explode under Mr Bean. Can he afford to buy a new sofa? Or will relaxing in front of the telly be a thing of the past?
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 4 - Ernest Penfold And The Half-Price WandThe streets of are London teeming with hundreds of wannabe wizards, all brandishing identical wands. After discovering that the wands are mass-produced shavings from Merlin's legendary staff, DM and Penfold set out to stop Quark's latest money-making scheme by reuniting the staff with its rightful owner.
7:30am
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Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 5 - Stags And HensIt's the day of Shazia's hen do, and she's looking forward to having some fun with her friends. Unfortunately, though, she ends up with a few extra guests in tow.
7:30am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 51 - Treasure!In a dark and cobwebby corner of his attic, Mr Bean finds a treasure map. But tricky clues lead Bean up the chimney, round the bend, down the garden path, up the blinking wall and nearly all the way to Australia!
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 22 - The Salmon Run, AlaskaAlaska's a cool place to watch the salmon run, but Glitch opens a 'fishy taxi service' to help the salmon avoid tricky waterfalls and greedy bears. What could possibly go wrong?
8am
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Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 6 - The WeddingThe day of the wedding of Mr Khan's daughter Shazia to 'pakora short of a picnic' Amjad has finally arrived, but all is not well in the Khan household.
8:05am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 2 - The P FactorPieface is secretly doing chores for Walter, hoping to help Dennis save up some cash.
8:25am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 19 - Cheesy DreamsIt's bedtime, and Dave has eaten a cheesecake that was not meant for him - finding himself stuck inside a cheesy dream with the rest of the Spuds, the only way to escape is to admit what he has done and confront his cheesy guilt.
8:40am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from 16 episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
8:40am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 5 - Incredible Duck TrekMummy duck is trying to lead her ducklings from their nest in Bitz's castle to the lake, but it's a long way, so Bitz and Bob help guide them there safely.
8:40am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 20 - Krustee SlothAnna and Dave are building a toy sloth from the parts given away free with every Bran Cran Krustee cereal box - when finally complete, their toy ends up bigger than Grimsby Heights, and Dave and Anna must find a way to keep it under control.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 24 - Caring BeanMrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain.
9:30am
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Class Dismissed
Series 5, Episode 8 - GCSE OptionsYear 9 are choosing their GCSE options - with a Dragons' Den twist!
9:40am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 25 - Opera BeanMr Bean's car has broken down and he is late meeting Irma at the opera. Bean finally arrives, but is refused entry because of his filthy attire. Forced to borrow some clothes from the local launderette, Bean is mistaken for the star of the show, and ends up on the stage giving the operatic performance of a lifetime!
9:45am
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The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 9 - Going ApeNaomi the grey gibbon and Gambira the orangutan share and island but famously don't get on. Naomi likes everything to be clean and tidy, while Gambira is messy with poor personal hygiene. Everyday they shout and chase each other - until one day Naomi mysteriously disappears. At first, Gambira can't believe her luck - she finally has the place to herself without her bossy roommate, but then Jurgen the gorilla decides he's moving in and Gambira begins to miss her old island buddy. Was Naomi really that bad?
10:05am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 23 - Tomatina Festival, Bunol, SpainCan the Go Jetters fix their own 'glitch' at the biggest food fight in the world?
10:20am
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Bill
Comedy film charting the young life of William Shakespeare and his finding fame in London, starring the cast of Horrible Histories.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 5 - Five Star FishWhen Richard is put in charge of Mr. Slater's five star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Fishermen Sooty and Sweep come to Richard's rescue, or will they catch more than they bargained for? Guest starring Caroline Quentin.
10:25am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 15 - FunnyfinsDave's pet goldfish returns from the dead to wreak havoc.
10:40am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 16 - WaterworksThe water in the Spuds' flat is off, and having not had a bath in weeks, Dave is sent down to the basement to find the problem. There Dave stumbles across fellow stinker Josh Gnarly, who invites him to join his skating gang the NeverCleans. The NeverCleans have one motto - they skate and they stink.
10:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 24 - Go Jet Academy: Whale RescueThe Go Jetters race to the rescue when a pod of whales becomes stranded at the Academy.
1:15pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 25 - Chinese New Year, Dragon Dance DramaKyan is invited to perform a dragon dance for Chinese New Year in Beijing. Glitch decides to build a fire-breathing dragon robot for the parade, and the Go Jetters need to stop it!
1:15pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 4 - Mind Your MannersJane Austen is on Historical Love Island. Plus, why you shouldn't hold farts in.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 26 - Holi Festival Of Colour, IndiaGlitch takes all of the colourful powder from the Festival of Colour in Dwarka, India.
1:35pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 6 - Cake CalamityBitz has created a super strawberry, dreamy creamy, nicely icely, bake-a-licious cake that is so tasty Bob suggests she makes more so she can sell them to the whole world.
1:45pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 5The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.
1:55pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 5 - CultureGeorge takes the Spuds to the museum of mouldy cheese. Anna dares Dave to lick the cheeses on display.
1:55pm
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 5 - Timmy Learns To FlyWhen he sees Otus flutter up to get a kite down from a tree, Timmy becomes determined to fly himself.
2pm
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There's Something About Movies
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sports-based panel game.
2:10pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bored SillyGran accidentally wins a board game as a Bingo prize, and after being locked up for years the game has a vendetta all of its own.
2:40pm
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 19 - Timmy Goes CampingHarriet and Osbourne take the class to a field where they have put up a tent, but Timmy will not join in.
3pm
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Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the third series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
3pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the lie-based panel game.
4:55pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 24 - Caring BeanMrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain.
5pm
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Miranda
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Miranda Hart sitcom.
5pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 2There's a load more fun to come as West Ham's Jack Wilshere, tennis coach Judy Murray and stand-up star Rob Beckett join James, Freddie, Jamie and Romesh.
5pm
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Still So Awkward
Episode 10 - The BallHow's this for awkward? Josh stuns Lily by declaring they fancy one another, Frankie has to dump six dates including Seb, and Samson and Jeff are banned from attending the Ball.
5:10pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 25 - Opera BeanMr Bean's car has broken down and he is late meeting Irma at the opera. Bean finally arrives, but is refused entry because of his filthy attire. Forced to borrow some clothes from the local launderette, Bean is mistaken for the star of the show, and ends up on the stage giving the operatic performance of a lifetime!
5:30pm
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Lagging
Series 1, Episode 10 - TEAM SMoRCLe AssembleTEAM SMoRCLe are finally going to be together at Gamingcon. But as the boys start to spread out, Sol feels his team are falling apart. Then Leah calls to say she's been held up...
6pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 3David Walliams, Helen Skelton and Adam Peaty join the line-up as the ALOTO gang head to the pool.
6pm
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Big Zuu's Big Eats
Series 2, Episode 1 - Maya JamaBig Zuu heads west to Bristol, the hometown of TV presenter and social media queen, Maya Jama.
6:30pm
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Big Zuu's Big Eats
Series 2, Episode 2 - James AcasterComedian and committed foodie James Acaster asks Zuu to cook for him while he records his hit podcast, Off Menu. When James grew up, puddings were a rare treat so Zuu prepares a dessert that has them both fearing they may have bitten off more than they can chew.
8pm30 min
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 4, Episode 6 - Zander (River Severn, Worcestershire)Paul and Bob are on the River Severn in Worcestershire to fish for zander, and enlist the help of local guide Tim Maslen to find the best spots. As they sit and wait, they ruminate on the state of Britain's rivers in general, the threats that they are under and what it takes to do something to help them improve. After a few hours they move down the river to a secluded beach and meet their special guest - local actor and self-confessed fishing addict Charlie Cooper, star of This Country.
9pm
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Richard Wilson sitcom.
9pm45 min
The Ranganation
Series 4, Episode 1Romesh is joined in the studio by Jack Dee and Emmy-award winner Hannah Waddingham, and discussed topics including the nation HGV driver shortage.
9pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 8Jo Brand hosts the quiz, inviting Reginald D Hunter and journalist Charlene White to join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton as they take a satirical sideswipe at the week's events.
9:35pm
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All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 1, Episode 4Agnes and the family are joined by celebrity guests, including comedian and presenter Sue Perkins and Diversity's Ashley Banjo. Emilia Fox is the unsuspecting celebrity to join Dermot and Buster on their next Celebrity Tour venture, and music comes from Aston Merrygold.
10pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 29, Episode 2Daisy May Cooper welcomes singers Ellie Goulding and Tom Grennan to her team, whilst Noel Fielding is joined by series regular Jamali Maddix and music sensation Yungblud.
10pm
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Still Game
Series 2, Episode 5 - Tappin'Could this be the end for Craiglang? A loan shark is plying his trade and everyone's keen to avail themselves of his services. Will they still be smiling when he calls in their debts?
10pm
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Late Night Mash
Series 1, Episode 5In the week Channel 4 went off air, Nish Kumar addresses Britain's fuel distribution problems and Geoff Norcott looks at Keir Starmer's record.
10:20pm25 min
Sorry, I Didn't Know
Series 2, Episode 1Jimmy is joined by Russell Kane, Dane Baptiste, Reginald D Hunter and Fatiha El-Ghorri this week.
10:45pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 16, Episode 7Romesh is joined by Birmingham City striker Troy Deeney, presenter AJ Odudu and comedians Roisin Conaty, Geoff Norcott, Alex Brooker and Tom Allen for more sporting shenanigans. A generous Romesh gives out some gifts, the panel play the V.A.R game, and then it's time for some dizzy penalties and a Slippy Slam Dunk challenge.
10:55pm
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Lenny Henry's Race Through Comedy
Episode 1 - SitcomA look at some of the well-meaning attempts television made to embrace the changing face of the nation during the 1970s.
11pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 6, Episode 10Richard Ayoade, Harriet Kemsley, Joanne McNally and Jonny Pelham humour us with stories about bikini beach babes, psycho-exes, getting arrested and problems at a massage parlour.
11:55pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 1 - Mammy's SpellThe family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party, and the hypnotist puts Agnes and Winnie under his spell.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
12:15am
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The Best Of The Adventures
Film comprising the best bits from Stanley Long's saucy Adventures film trilogy from the late 1970s.
12:35am60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 5 - Frankie Boyle, Jack Carroll, Holly WalshGlaswegian comedy giant Frankie Boyle hosts and introduces young stand-up and sensation Jack Carroll and wonderful Holly Walsh to the stage.
12:55am
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CelebAbility
Series 3, Episode 7Iain Stirling hosts as five friends take on Scarlett Moffatt, Samira Mighty, Tom Parker, London Hughes and Brennan Reece in challenges based on unusual abilities.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 8Jo Brand hosts the quiz, inviting Reginald D Hunter and journalist Charlene White to join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton as they take a satirical sideswipe at the week's events.
1:25am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 1 - Dead Men Do Tell TalesTerry gets another dead-end job when Arthur agrees to look after a coffin. What is really in it?
1:35am
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My Favourite Sketch
Episode 2 - Jessica HynesStar of W1A and Spaced, Jessica reveals her eclectic mix of favourite sketches with the finest works of French & Saunders, Mitchell & Webb, Catherine Tate and Big Train. The highlight is the re-make of Jessica's favourite sketch.
1:40am
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Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 2, Episode 1Jordan Stephens returns with the hip-hop comedy entertainment show, with captains Maya Jama and Lady Leshurr joined by guests London Hughes, Roman Kemp, Katherine Ryan and the Sugarhill Gang and the Furious 5.
1:40am
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Taskmaster
Series 12, Episode 2 - Oatmeal And DeathThe five comedic contestants continue competing against each other but for the first time this series, they'll need to show off some teamwork as they are faced with a mountain to climb. Alex Horne keeps a diligent record of events as Morgana Robinson investigates some suspect doggy bags and Guz Khan slaps a bouncy rabbit.
2am
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Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking
TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.
2am60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 14, Episode 1 - Ellie Taylor, Fin Taylor, Tez IlyasThe first episode of the series is hosted by the wonderfully witty star of BBC Two's The Mash Report, Ellie Taylor, who introduces rising comedy star Fin Taylor and the provocative Tez Ilyas to the stage.
2:40am
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Bull
Episode 2 - A Fine Example Of A Victorian Chess Set (1865)Rupert Bull Antiques is threatened when a rival antiques firm opens a branch, owned by the enigmatic Mr. Mumford and supported by a celebrity.
3am
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Drunk History
Series 2, Episode 9Nick Helm and Sara Pascoe narrate boozy tales about the Battle of Hastings (starring Phill Jupitus and Jordan Stephens) and Catherine Parr (starring Emma Bunton and Neil Maskell).
3am
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Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier
Series 2, Episode 2 - Modern LivingJon Richardson and guests Richard Osman, Jessie Cave and Darren Harriott discuss, categorise and rank worries to do with modern living - has inventing got out of hand, is magic dead, and what's lurking in Jon's search history?
3:10am
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Bull
Episode 3 - A Collection Of Mounted Deer Heads (1977-2005)When Rupert inherits a collection of mouldering deer heads from a rich Russian widow, a reluctant Faye is sent out onto the streets of Newby-On-Wye to drum up some business. Meanwhile, Beverley has a quiet word with an increasingly put-upon Toby about "workers' rights", which can only mean bad news for Rupert.
3:25am
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 3 - Speed 3Mrs Doyle takes a fancy to new milkman Pat Mustard. After meeting Pat, Ted's sure than not all is as it seems, and sets out to discover just what he's up to. Little does he realise the danger Dougal will face.
3:25am
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Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 1In the first episode Chris O'Dowd and Alexander Armstrong star in Joel Dommett's drunken Dambusters. Plus, watch the Impractical Jokers' tipsy take on a presidential disaster, starring Joe Thomas, Joe Wilkinson and Brett Goldstein.
3:50am
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Joe Lycett's Got Your Back
Series 3, Episode 7Joe is joined by Sara Pascoe to explore some of the dubious practices of the gambling industry. He opens a betting shop aimed at kids with the help of street artist Foka Wolf, gets thrown out of a casino with an honest advert for his own VIP club and looks at the effects of online gambling on assistant Mark Silcox's brain.
4:30am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 10Karl reminisces about an overabundance of breath mints throughout his childhood.
4:50am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 11After contemplating the concept of memory, Ricky and Karl perfom a roleplay where they are the two lobes of Karl's brain.
5am
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Travelling ManWhen George advertises for a lodger to take their spare room, Mildred is not impresse - until, that is, she sees the male applicant!
5:25am
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Walter's Day Out
A repeat of this 1926 film.
5:30am
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Unkindest Cut Of AllMildred's even snobbier sister, Ethel, and her husband visit the Ropers for dinner. Unfortunately, George has forgotten to pay the electricity bill...