Television
TV schedule Tuesday 7th September 2021
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 17 - Do Zombies Dream Of Banana Custard?Zombie Katie is so shocked by the taste of one of Gran's Fishermen's Enemy sweets that her life force leaves her body, so Dave and his friends need to find Katie's naughty life force before it is too late.
Lagging
Series 1, Episode 8 - HotspotLeah is stuck in hospital when she should be playing a massive online tournament with TEAM SMoRCLe. With lousy WiFi in her bed, she goes on the hunt for a better connection...
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 18 - Space Fabric And TimeDave accidentally rips the fabric of space - soon time is jumping around and gravity is leaking out of Grimsby via the Spuds' kitchen. Dave must fix the tear before the whole universe gets sucked inside.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 5 - May The Force Be With YouWhen Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 5It may be half-time, but the quiz continues to provide a high quotient of belly laughs. Boxer Amir Khan joins the Reds, while comedian Jack Whitehall is picked for the Blues.
QI
Series R, Episode 17 - Rock 'n' RollSandi Toksvig asks questions about rocks, rolls and rock 'n' roll, leaving Bill Bailey, Katy Brand, Eshaan Akbar and Alan Davies trying to come up with interesting answers - while avoiding the most obvious ones.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Night ClubWhen Mr. Grace gives the staff permission to use the shop floor for a business after hours, they decide to establish a classy night club. Before they can open, they opt to film an advert to be shown in the local cinema.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sex And The CountryMarlene discovers the farmhands concocting a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and manages to sneak a dose into husband Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make-up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girlfriend - until it transpires she's also his teacher.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 2Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Bob Mortimer, Gabby Logan, Katherine Parkinson and Steve Backshall.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 5 - MutinyMargo's performance of the Sound of Music coincides with the day 'Sir' wants the Leadbetters to entertain an important client.
QI
Series O, Episode 15 - Occupations And OfficesIf you've ever wondered what an Ornamental Hermit does, this is the show for you. With David Mitchell, Deirdre O'Kane and Richard Osman.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 3 - Parisian BeautyBen is convinced the French exchange student they're housing, Sylvie, is eyeing him up... but who does she really fancy him? Michael is horrified when he discovers he'll have to share a room with Nick!
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 6 - Men Without WomenFletcher has been offering his advice to his fellow prisoners on the topic of romance. Letters written home result in a visiting room full of wives and sweethearts, but Fletcher's visitor is his eldest daughter. Should he be following his own advice?
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 5It may be half-time, but the quiz continues to provide a high quotient of belly laughs. Boxer Amir Khan joins the Reds, while comedian Jack Whitehall is picked for the Blues.
Welsh Greats: Harry Secombe
Documentary series Welsh Greats turns its attention to multi-talented entertainer Harry Secombe.
Brassic
Series 2, Episode 1 - The CircusVinnie has been hiding out in his weed shed since faking his own death to escape from local gangster Terrance McCann. Tommo and Erin need his help and try to lure him out of hiding with a new business proposition and together with the lads they plot to rob a travelling circus. With the help of a disgruntled clown, Mr Popov, the gang aim to make this theft a 'roaring' success...
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 4, Episode 2 - Bream (Burghley House, Cambridgeshire)Bob and Paul accept an invitation to fish in the estate lake of Burghley House, a 16th-Century country house near Stamford in Lincolnshire. Built in the 16th Century by William Cecil, Elizabeth I's lord high chancellor, Burghley House is home to some of the most majestic landscapes Paul and Bob have ever found themselves in.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 6, Episode 7Pulling up a chair at Alan's table this week are Joel Dommett, Rosie Jones, Sophie Duker and John Kearns who swap stories about pulling, proposals and being unapologetic, plus insider secrets about the Houses of Parliament.
Plebs
Series 2, Episode 5 - The New SlaveThe boys buy an eccentric slave called Mushki at an auction. Grumio finds his position in the household gradually usurped as the new guy impresses Marcus. Stylax, however, has a sneaking suspicion that Mushki might be a psychopath.
The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle
Episode 1A concerned Amanda persuades her lonely nan to relocate from Doncaster to live with her in her swanky London house. Following a chaotic settling-in period, it isn't long before tempers fray and Amanda is forced to choose between her husband and her difficult nan.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 1 - Sarah Millican, Tom Allen, Arj BarkerThe fabulously funny Sarah Millican hosts, as she introduces rising comedy star Tom Allen and US comedian Arj Barker to the stage.
Plebs
Series 2, Episode 6 - The CandidateThe local elections arrive, so Marcus and Stylax sign up as hired clappers for wig-wearing politician Victor of the Gracchii. Grumio, however, is drawn towards another candidate named Julius Priscus. Could it simply be because he is giving away free promotional plums?
Back To Life
Series 2, Episode 2Between modern day sex and bank accounts, Miri is once again baffled by the world today as she navigates both her new job and her budding relationship with Billy.
The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle
Episode 2Following their participation in a charity walk, Amanda and Myrtle find themselves embroiled in a tabloid scandal.
Brassic
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Nice Day OutVinnie is tasked with collecting a guy called Tony Tillerton. It seems like a simple task... Meanwhile, a booze cruise to France is under way.
Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 10 - I Can Hear It GoopingThe series reaches its majestic climax. Who will win Greg Davies's coveted golden head to become just the seventh Taskmaster Champion in history?
Ladybaby
Comedy drama about a woman who is reunited with the daughter she gave her up for adoption as a baby.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 5 - The PartyAs a last desperate hurrah before the baby arrives, Mark and Jeremy decide to throw a party.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 6 - Das BootTime is running out for Jeremy as Elena and Gail's marriage is imminent. Meanwhile Mark decides to learn how to drive.