Television
TV schedule Friday 13th August 2021
6am
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Jumping For Joy
A new greyhound owner finds himself caught up between a doping gang and a crooked bookie.
7:10am
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French Fields
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Merry Merry PipesThere's trouble in the Fields' plumbing, when a 'donk-a-donk-a-donk' keeps them awake in the night. Hopefully the houses Hester has been recruited to help sell to Brits have better pipework!
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 19 - #Sinister MouseThere's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.
7:25am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 37 - Grizzly's Great OutdoorsA snake bite causes Grizzly Griller to forget all his survival know-how, so it's down to his greatest fan Dennis to help him re-learn his survival skills so they can all make it safely back to Beanotown.
7:40am
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Fresh Fields
Series 3, Episode 3 - Moveable FeastsSonia ropes Hester in to deliver part of her Meals on Wheels round, whilst back at home the couple are anticipating their first meeting with new grandson Guy.
7:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 8 - Venice, ItalyGrandmaster Glitch demands the Grimbots find somewhere with no cars so he can practice riding his bike without stabilisers.
8:05am
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Fresh Fields
Series 3, Episode 4 - Tipping The ScalesUndergoing a sudden health and fitness kick, Hester imposes a strict diet upon William. If only he agreed, it might be in with some chance of success!
8:30am
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Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 5 - Dress To ImpressDanny gets stuck inside Joy's favourite dress - and somehow, so does Mick!
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 14 - A Birthday SurpriseBitz, Bob, Bevel, Zip and Pop are making Purl a surprise birthday present - the best hairclip ever!
8:40am
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Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Personal ProblemThe balance of the floor is upset when Mrs. Peacock appears to have started an affair with Mr. Rumbold, believing Captain Peacock to be having an affair of his own.
9:10am
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Bless This House
Series 6, Episode 3 - Fish With EverythingPrompted by Jean to visit the doctor for a check-up, Sid is told he's doing pretty well but should take up a hobby. Jean and the kids are predictably keen to find the right one on his behalf!
9:20am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
9:25am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 2 - More About Round And RoundThe Twirlywoos find themselves in an office. Thy spin the office chairs round and round.
9:45am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 1 - The NurseryA nursery is set up for the clippies' children and the Sister in charge requires an assistant. Something surely that even Olive can handle?
10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 2 - Inventor Of The Forty Foot FerretBlamire thinks it's about time that Compo went to church.
10am
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Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 15 - Outrageous OlympicsMary Queen of Scots plays grief-golf, and Henry VIII sings Get Sweaty.
10:20am
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 2 - Another Case Of Van BlankLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 10 - The Fancy Dress PartyWhen Sooty's magic powder falls in the costume box, the gang end up with real super powers. Can they save the fancy dress competition, or will the evil Barrie Bonkers bring it to a sticky end? Guest starring Shaun Williamson.
10:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 3The boys test their horsepower to the max on Stone Age Top Gear, Charles Dickens sings about his life and books, the Greek philosophers host weird dinner parties on Historical Come Dine With Me, and Vlad the Impaler reveals his horrible new plan for keeping out the neighbours.
10:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 3 - Pate And ChipsCompo's nephew takes the trio plus his own family to visit a stately home where they stroll, picnic - and get thrown out.
11:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 3Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers at which she plans to impress Emmet with her singing. Rose interrupts proceedings when she's too embarrassed to be picked up by one of her boyfriends at her own messy home.
11:20am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 39 - The Cute Shall Inherit The EarthA CATastrophe hits earth and only DM can stop things from getting too hairy when cute kittens begin replacing humans.
11:25am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.
11:30am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 40 - All 5itIt's time for Danger Mouse to face the music when he goes undercover as the fifth member of Quark's mega-popular (but secretly evil) boy band.
11:40am
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Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 8 - Intruder!There's a dog poo-traipsing intruder in the school and site manager Dave is determined to catch the culprit. Meanwhile, Mr Nasal attempts to keep his relationship with Miss Spray a secret, and Mr Konnundrum's in trouble... with his mum.
12pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 3 - Major StarMelchett instructs Blackadder to organise a concert party in order to raise the troops' morale, following the Russians' withdrawal from combat. However, the General takes a particular liking to George's drag act, which could put a halt to proceedings...
12:25pm
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All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 7 - DummyCharlie and his pals try to help a Punch and Judy puppeteer 'improve' his act - and may just be about to ruin his life in the process. Meanwhile, Mum is trying to get down with the kids - much to Hannah's horror and Louis wants a friend to stay over.
12:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
12:40pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 35 - The Great Pacific Garbage PatchA storm washes up lots of plastic litter onto the Go Jet Academy beach.
12:50pm
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 19 - Timmy Goes CampingHarriet and Osbourne take the class to a field where they have put up a tent, but Timmy will not join in.
1:20pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Personal ProblemThe balance of the floor is upset when Mrs. Peacock appears to have started an affair with Mr. Rumbold, believing Captain Peacock to be having an affair of his own.
1:35pm
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Laugh It Off
A repeat of this 1940 film.
2pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry BluesNurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.
2:30pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 9 - Seattle Space Needle, USAGlitch has attached huge rocket boosters to Grim HQ in an attempt to become the first Grandmaster in space.
2:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Reluctant TravellerNurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.
2:40pm
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 5 - Timmy Learns To FlyWhen he sees Otus flutter up to get a kite down from a tree, Timmy becomes determined to fly himself.
2:40pm
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So Awkward Files
Episode 6Ollie has decided to 'improve' any of Malone's questions he doesn't like the look of - and Rufus isn't happy about the way Ollie is rewriting history, replacing any tricky topics with memories of his greatest chess triumphs.
2:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 21 - The BoatThe farmer gets Bitzer to help him renovate an old boat, but as soon as his back is turned the sheep and pigs turn the refurbishment into a swashbuckling game of pirates.
3:15pm
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Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 3 - Watch More TVThings get itchy in The Great Diddy Flake Off and it's time to carefully take to the dance floor in Strictly Come Booby-Trapped.
3:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 3Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers at which she plans to impress Emmet with her singing. Rose interrupts proceedings when she's too embarrassed to be picked up by one of her boyfriends at her own messy home.
3:30pm
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Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 2 - Golden VoiceA pop star is coming to open the new reception - but Danny and Mick leave her speechless!
3:40pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 42 - The Tech SpecsDennis is blamed for a theft he didn't commit, and Mrs Creecher's new super-powered tech specs mean she can suddenly see way too well. She teams up with Sergeant Slipper to track down fugitive Dennis who has to somehow hide from the all-seeing tech specs so he can prove his innocence and find the real culprit.
4pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 3 - Major StarMelchett instructs Blackadder to organise a concert party in order to raise the troops' morale, following the Russians' withdrawal from combat. However, the General takes a particular liking to George's drag act, which could put a halt to proceedings...
4pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
4:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 2 - Inventor Of The Forty Foot FerretBlamire thinks it's about time that Compo went to church.
4:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 10 - Go Jet Academy: HailstormThe Go Jetters join Ubercorn in the Go Jet Academy to try out a brand new click-on: the G.O. Vac, a super vacuum that can suck up bad weather.
4:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 19 - #Sinister MouseThere's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.
4:50pm
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 3 - All Things Brighton BeautifulLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 10 - Waffle's VisitThe Brooklyn-Bells take Waffle round to Mrs Hobbs' house to show her what a good dog he's become. She's very impressed until she discovers Waffle has gone missing.
5:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 3 - Non StarterSharon persuades Tracey to teach her to drive. Darryl and Chris are due to be moved to a less high secrity prison.
5:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 3 - Pate And ChipsCompo's nephew takes the trio plus his own family to visit a stately home where they stroll, picnic - and get thrown out.
6pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
6pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
1987 Christmas Special - Tell It To The MarinesPeggy's piano playing leads Ted to challenge the Royal Marines to a race over their assault course.
6pm
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Big Zuu's Big Eats
Series 2, Episode 9 - Rob DelaneyA keen runner, Rob Delaney has been out jogging but Zuu is the perfect chef for someone who has worked up a big appetite.
6:20pm
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Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 15 - Little Roy BlueWhen Roy puts on Maura's mood ring, he ends up changing colours rather than the ring.
6:30pm
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Big Zuu's Big Eats
Series 2, Episode 10 - Natasia DemetriouBig Zuu meets comic actor Natasia Demetriou at an allotment in West London where the comedy star discusses all her favourite foods and asks Zuu to come up with her perfect meal. Natasia loves pasta so after some local research, Zuu comes up with a unique twist on the Italian classic.
6:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 2 - Animal MagnetismJean takes a fancy to a long haired character who only has eyes for Lionel. Alistair invites Judith to a do at the Venezuelan embassy.
6:40pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Personal ProblemThe balance of the floor is upset when Mrs. Peacock appears to have started an affair with Mr. Rumbold, believing Captain Peacock to be having an affair of his own.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 8 - The Afterthoughts Of A Co-op ManagerWhy did Marina's ex-boyfriend emigrate to Australia?
7:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 3Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers at which she plans to impress Emmet with her singing. Rose interrupts proceedings when she's too embarrassed to be picked up by one of her boyfriends at her own messy home.
7:35pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.
7:40pm
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Room 101
Series 5, Episode 1 - Aisling Bea, David Tennant, Trevor McDonaldComedian Aisling Bea, Doctor Who star David Tennant and newsreader Sir Trevor McDonald attempt to cast David's South African accent, lateness, and pigeons on the front page into the Orwellian chamber.
8pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 8, Episode 6 - Accidental HeroLouisa is questioning her decision to go back to studying - can she fit it all in? Meanwhile, Penhale holds a police open day, Martin injures himself tripping over Buddy, and James has started biting.
8:20pm
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QI
Series I, Christmas Special - IceA Christmas special with Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Brian Blessed.
8:25pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 14, Episode 4Comedians Miles Jupp and Bob Mortimer and actresses Samantha Morton and Sarah Hadland join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show.
8:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
9pm
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Doc Martin
Series 8, Episode 7 - Blade On The FeatherMartin wakes up to an empty bed. When he goes looking for Louisa he discovers she is trying to write her resignation letter.
9pm
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Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour
Kevin Bridges performs live at the Glasgow Hydro.
9pm
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9:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 3 - CampingIn a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.
9:30pm30 min
King Gary
Series 2, Episode 3 - ConquerorsGary and Stuart head off into the woods for an orienteering trip with their boys, Teddy and Ryan.
9:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
10pm
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The Office
Christmas Specials, Episode 2 - Part 2Final special. David Brent secures the services of a dating agency and meets up for drinks with a rather disappointing selection of single women.
10pm
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Comedy Gold: TV's Funniest Ever Sketches
John Thomson presents this showcase of classic comedy sketches.
10pm
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
A selection of episodes from the first series.
10pm
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Still Game
Series 1, Episode 6 - SconesIt's all go in Craiglang. Winston's had his benefit money stopped, Isa's husband has returned out of the blue, and Jack and Victor have caught the competition bug. They're all due a streak of luck, but who'll come up smiling?
10pm
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I'll Get This
Series 1, Episode 4Rob Beckett, Joanna Scanlan, Martin Kemp, Harry Redknapp and Victoria Coren Mitchell play games together.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10pm65 min
The Lateish Show With Mo Gilligan
Series 2, Episode 4The RTS award-winning and BAFTA-nominated comedian and actor chews the fat with big-name guests including David Walliams, Becky Hill, Laura Whitmore and Peter Crouch.
10:30pm
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The Karen Dunbar Show
BBC Scotland sketch show starring comic actress Karen Dunbar.
11pm
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The Moments That Made...
Episode 1 - Elaine C. SmithA profile of one of Scotland's most-loved female comedy performers.
11pm
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Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 3 - One Warm PrawnThe five comedians take a nostalgic trip to childhood as they are compelled to taste-test some mystery baby food, among other odd tasks. As usual, they are judged harshly by Taskmaster Greg Davies, who is aided by resident stats geek, Alex Horne. Plus, Russell Howard presents a nightmarish fairy tale and Liza Tarbuck introduces a plastic lizard to a cordless drill.
11:05pm
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Sarah Millican: Outsider
TV broadcast of Sarah Millican's 2016 stand-up show.
11:10pm
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Sandylands
A repeat-run of the entire first series.
11:30pm
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Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour
Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.
11:30pm
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The State Of It
Episode 1 - TechnologyThe State Of It sets its sights on technology and meets cutting edge beauty influencer Kendra. Elsewhere, resident animators Will and Ainsley consider crypto currency and Stuart McPherson shares his insights.
Midnight
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Mock The Week
Series 18, Highlights Special - CompilationDara O Briain and Hugh Dennis present a special edition of the topical comedy show featuring best bits, outtakes and unseen material.
Midnight
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Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 1 - Usain BoltIn the first episode, Rob and Romesh hook up with legend Usain Bolt in his Jamaican homeland. But before they do, Rob takes Romesh on a Lightning-Bolt themed trip around the island. Will their friendship survive the tour?
12:05am
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Just Jim
Quirky comedy about a quiet Welsh teenager's attempts to become more cool with the help of a new American neighbour.
12:40am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 52, Episode 10Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Gary Lineker, panellist Jon Richardson and a handbag.
1am
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
1am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 1, Episode 4David Baddiel, Nicola Coughlan and Darren Harriott revisit their teenage years, with the host judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence.
1am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 15, Episode 2Romesh hosts as Jamie and Freddie go face to face in another round of sporting fun. Joining the boys is World Heavyweight Champion Anthony Joshua, and Kerry Godliman, Jimmy Carr and Alan Carr.
1:05am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 14Sean Lock and Bill Bailey take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson with Isy Suttie. Susie Dent is joined by Joe Lycett.
1:10am
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The Fast Show
Series 2, Christmas SpecialThe Jazz Club puts a new spin on 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas'.
1:25am
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The Watch
Episode 1 - A Near Vimes ExperienceCaptain Sam Vimes' life in the City Watch is changed forever when an figure from his past returns to Ankh-Morpork. 20 years ago, Vimes watched his street brother and gang-leader Carcer Dun fall from a fatal height. Somehow, Carcer is back.
1:40am
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Room 101
Series 5, Episode 1 - Aisling Bea, David Tennant, Trevor McDonaldComedian Aisling Bea, Doctor Who star David Tennant and newsreader Sir Trevor McDonald attempt to cast David's South African accent, lateness, and pigeons on the front page into the Orwellian chamber.
2am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 7, Episode 5With Rhod Gilbert, Ulrika Jonsson, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Doug Stanhope.
2:10am
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Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 3 - CampingIn a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.
2:10am
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The Watch
Episode 2 - OokUsing the policing of Constable Carrot, the Watch connects Carcer's evil plan to strange goings-on at the magical institution called Unseen University. Perhaps a missing library book has something to do with the dragon attacks in the city.
2:15am
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QI
Series I, Christmas Special - IceA Christmas special with Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Brian Blessed.
2:30am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Episode 7 - Best Of British SpecialJimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jason Manford, Patrick Kielty, Rhod Gilbert, Shappi Khorsandi and Kevin Bridges talk about all things British.
2:50am
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Insert Name Here
Series 2, Episode 2 - AlexHost Sue Perkins and captains Richard Osman and Josh Widdicombe are joined by Danny Baker, Gabby Logan, Adil Ray and Kate Williams to compete to earn the right to decide the greatest ever bearer of the name Alex.
3:20am
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Fresh Fields
Series 3, Episode 4 - Tipping The ScalesUndergoing a sudden health and fitness kick, Hester imposes a strict diet upon William. If only he agreed, it might be in with some chance of success!
4:15am
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This Way Up
Series 2, Episode 5Vish drops a bombshell on Shona at her hen do. Aine meets Richard's friend Mark, but it doesn't go to plan. Shona and Charlotte build bridges after a car-crash interview.