Television
TV schedule Friday 12th March 2021
6:50am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 23 - Rat PackDave wants to learn to play the drums at school, but is given the recorder. With a talent show around the corner, Dave gets practising.
7:05am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 24 - Flea ManDave and Fuzzypeg the dog get dirty playing at the local dump, so dirty in fact that Fuzzypeg picks up an extremely grumpy flea.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 4 - Ernest Penfold And The Half-Price WandThe streets of are London teeming with hundreds of wannabe wizards, all brandishing identical wands. After discovering that the wands are mass-produced shavings from Merlin's legendary staff, DM and Penfold set out to stop Quark's latest money-making scheme by reuniting the staff with its rightful owner.
7:15am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 8Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
7:15am
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My Hero
Series 1, Episode 5 - Old Man RiverdanceGeorge receives a visit from his father, the original Thermoman, who now resides in the Dunrescuin' home for retired superheroes in Florida.
7:20am15 min
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 49 - Puppy LoveThere's a new tripe hound in Beanotown, and Gnasher falls head over paws in love with her. Bertie is looking after the visiting dog Ginger, and is determined to keep her away from riff-raff like Gnasher.
7:30am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 10 - Chichen Itza, MexicoGrandmaster Glitch's giant ball game threatens El Castillo. Can the Go Jetters bounce back and save it?
7:45am
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My Hero
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Party's OverIt's Janet's 30th birthday, but an earth girl hitting the Big 3-0 means nothing to the Ultron male. So when Janet says she doesn't want to discuss it and then changes her mind, poor George isn't quite sure what to do. As always, he turns to his cousin Arnie for advice.
8:10am
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Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 2 - Football FoolsDanny and Mick need to replace the Pottsfield five-a-side team. But they will need three more heads.
8:20am
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Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 3 - The Hold UpIt's tradition for the staff to play jokes on stock-taking night. However, the robbery that occurs isn't a joke ... but when they contact Mr. Rumbold, he thinks it is.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 8 - Granny JustinaJustin dresses up as Granny Justina when he and Robert forget to invite her round for a special tea party with Katy. Guest starring Katy Ashworth.
9am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 5, Episode 2Granville has a large consignment of tinned beans to shift and he enlists the help of Mr Machin to increase sales.
9:20am
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Bless This House
Series 3, Episode 7 - Watch The BirdieMike's latest fad - a photography business run from the family's garage - doesn't enthuse Sid when it's first suggested. When Mike falls ill with a stream of customers at the door, however, the senior Abbott male is suddenly far more interested in the endeavour.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.
9:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 10 - Edie And The AutomobileThere is a feeling of tension in the town; people are very careful where they walk and certain hardened men folk are showing obvious signs of shock - Edie is learning to drive again. Compo and Clegg are justifiably alarmed when Seymour, a renowned non-driver, volunteers to take over the instruction. All he needs is a qualified driver to simply sit next to her...
9:50am
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Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 2 - Right Said GeorgeRobin is in a musical mood, but with no apparent aptitude for the guitar, Chrissy introduces him to the Ropers' piano. Meanwhile, George's beloved banger of a car is on its last legs.
10:15am
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 2 - Another Case Of Van BlankLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
10:15am
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Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 10 - Tricky Queen VickyThis episode follows young Queen Victoria as she marries her true love Albert, and has to put up with the open sewers at the not-so-luxurious Buckingham Palace. Also featuring Australian outlaw Ned Kelly, and the Great Hedge of India.
10:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 11 - Wind PowerEven in the extreme cold, Seymour has an avid interest in the power of the wind. But how can he harness all that free energy for the everlasting good of mankind? With the steadying help of Clegg; an old pair of roller skates; an improvised sail; and a gullible test-pilot, he sets out to make history.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 24 - Disco Disco!Richard is looking forward to Mr Slater's disco, but - Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge. With no sound system and a broken smoke machine, Sooty has to call in some old friends to save the day. With special guest stars B*Witched.
11am
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
11:15am
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Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 23 - Stick ItMr. Bean has finished his model car collection, what next? What about football stickers?
11:30am
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Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 24 - Bean At The MuseumMr. Bean digs up Bruiser Snr's medallion and rushes off to the local museum convinced he's found treasure.
11:40am
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The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Pagan RiteAfter a proposal from his old boss, Tom decides to take on some freelance work in order to treat Barbara to the pampering she misses from their old life. Barbara is furious as she thinks Tom has given up the dream but when she finds out it is for her she is extremely grateful.
11:45am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 25 - Spuds On A PlaneDave's first plane journey doesn't go to plan when the air pressure and the need to go to the toilet makes his head swell.
12pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 23 - Rat PackDave wants to learn to play the drums at school, but is given the recorder. With a talent show around the corner, Dave gets practising.
12pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pink DawnThe Professor's young visitor - competition winner Dawn Crumhorn - becomes a Barbie-like pink-obsessed child-villain after an accident in the lab.
12:10pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 15 - Waffle & The Swimming PoolWaffle has so much fun on a doggy playdate at Mr Willow's house that he decides to stay for a sleepover! The Brooklyn-Bells miss Waffle and can't wait for his return.
12:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 5 - Your Cheating ArtMarlene's doting mum Dora visits to help put a smile back on her grandson's face.
12:25pm
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Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 16 - Timmy AfloatThe class make boats, but Timmy is paired with a sneezy Stripey, who keeps ruining his efforts.
1pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 3 - The Hold UpIt's tradition for the staff to play jokes on stock-taking night. However, the robbery that occurs isn't a joke ... but when they contact Mr. Rumbold, he thinks it is.
1:40pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 5, Episode 2Granville has a large consignment of tinned beans to shift and he enlists the help of Mr Machin to increase sales.
2pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 4 - Mind Your MannersJane Austen is on Historical Love Island. Plus, why you shouldn't hold farts in.
2:20pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
3pm
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Blithe Spirit
Film based on the stage hit by Noel Coward. A writer is haunted by the ghost of his first wife Elvira after accidentally summoning her during a séance.
3pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 5 - Your Cheating ArtMarlene's doting mum Dora visits to help put a smile back on her grandson's face.
3:10pm
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Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 2 - Football FoolsDanny and Mick need to replace the Pottsfield five-a-side team. But they will need three more heads.
3:20pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 49 - Puppy LoveThere's a new tripe hound in Beanotown, and Gnasher falls head over paws in love with her. Bertie is looking after the visiting dog Ginger, and is determined to keep her away from riff-raff like Gnasher.
3:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Pagan RiteAfter a proposal from his old boss, Tom decides to take on some freelance work in order to treat Barbara to the pampering she misses from their old life. Barbara is furious as she thinks Tom has given up the dream but when she finds out it is for her she is extremely grateful.
4pm
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Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 23 - Stick ItMr. Bean has finished his model car collection, what next? What about football stickers?
4pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 8 - Bob's Balloon AdventureWhen Bob gets stuck in a runaway hot air balloon over Craft City, Bitz needs to give him clear instructions on how to land it - and she's running out of time!
4:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 24 - Bean At The MuseumMr. Bean digs up Bruiser Snr's medallion and rushes off to the local museum convinced he's found treasure.
4:20pm
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Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 9 - Raise The HispanicAt a society wedding, Lovejoy overhears a row between a landowner and his new son-in-law. Then he discovers the groom has been murdered, but nobody believes him because the body has disappeared.
4:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 10 - Edie And The AutomobileThere is a feeling of tension in the town; people are very careful where they walk and certain hardened men folk are showing obvious signs of shock - Edie is learning to drive again. Compo and Clegg are justifiably alarmed when Seymour, a renowned non-driver, volunteers to take over the instruction. All he needs is a qualified driver to simply sit next to her...
4:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Great Wall of ChinaGlitch and his grimbots have a long race on a very long wall - the Great Wall of China!
4:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 2 - Danger At C LevelPenfold has had enough of being tied up, blown up and walloped and needs a holiday.
4:50pm
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 3 - All Things Brighton BeautifulLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 11 - Wind PowerEven in the extreme cold, Seymour has an avid interest in the power of the wind. But how can he harness all that free energy for the everlasting good of mankind? With the steadying help of Clegg; an old pair of roller skates; an improvised sail; and a gullible test-pilot, he sets out to make history.
5pm15 min
GiggleQuiz
Series 2, Episode 11 - Keith Fitt's Rumbly TummyKeith has missed breakfast and his rumbly tummy is putting him off the quiz.
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 1 - Waffle Tries To Be StillWaffle ends up in Evie's class, when he must be still so the headteacher doesn't see him.
5:20pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 5, Episode 4Jacko's interest in football is revived - much to Eric and Jean's amusement.
5:40pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 3 - The Hold UpIt's tradition for the staff to play jokes on stock-taking night. However, the robbery that occurs isn't a joke ... but when they contact Mr. Rumbold, he thinks it is.
6pm
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Sparrows Can't Sing
Returning home from sea after two years, Charlie Gooding finds his home demolished and his wife Maggie (Barbara Windsor) missing.
6pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 5 - Heir ApparentOld Mr. Grace is struck with memories when he sees a photo of Mr. Humphries' mother. Could the young salesman be his long-lost son and natural heir to the store?
6pm
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Taskmaster
Series 9, Episode 9 - Don't Like Them Go BangThe five comics go undercover as they try to impress Greg Davies with their attempts at high-level espionage. Results, involving a white van, a newspaper and a paper cup, are mixed. Meanwhile, Greg's simpering secretary Alex Horne observes with barely concealed glee as Ed Gamble shaves his knees and Jo Brand finds an alternative use for her earring.
6:20pm
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The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Pagan RiteAfter a proposal from his old boss, Tom decides to take on some freelance work in order to treat Barbara to the pampering she misses from their old life. Barbara is furious as she thinks Tom has given up the dream but when she finds out it is for her she is extremely grateful.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 2 - The Treasure Of The DeepThe ornate piece of silver that Compo accidentally hauls from the canal is quickly identified by Seymour as being part of a candlestick - Georgian with strong continental influence - and probably part of some thieves' haul thrown into the water in panic. If Seymour can recover the rest of the loot and return it to its rightful owner, he might be accepted by the County set.
6:55pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 24 - Flea ManDave and Fuzzypeg the dog get dirty playing at the local dump, so dirty in fact that Fuzzypeg picks up an extremely grumpy flea.
7pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 5, Episode 2Granville has a large consignment of tinned beans to shift and he enlists the help of Mr Machin to increase sales.
7:10pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 25 - Spuds On A PlaneDave's first plane journey doesn't go to plan when the air pressure and the need to go to the toilet makes his head swell.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 3 - Dancing FeetAn afternoon in the country in Wesley's car proves to be very hard on the feet...
7:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 2 - Celebrity VicarFollowing the success of Radio Dibley, the Vicar finds herself becoming somewhat of a minor celebrity, appearing across radio, TV, newspapers and even glossy magazines. It soon appears that Geraldine is neglecting her parish in pursuit of arrogant fame - is it time for her to leave Dibley?
7:50pm
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Tell Me Another
Dick Hills talks to Barbara Windsor. Hear how Kenneth Williams came on Barbara’s honeymoon, what happened when she met Paul Newman and more.
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 3, Episode 7 - Happily Ever AfterIt's business as usual for Dr Martin Ellingham even though it's his wedding day. He opens the surgery as normal to a stream of patients, including one of the bridesmaids.
8pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.
8:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 3 - Love And MarriageLove is definitely in the air. Alice and Hugo's marriage is now just days away, and as long as her mum can have the dress knitted in time, the eccentric event will be something for the whole village to remember. There's also a visitor in the village, David's younger brother Simon...
8:40pm
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QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.
9pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
9pm
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The Comedy Vaults: BBC2's Hidden Treasure
A broadcast of some rare and previously unseen comedy moments from BBC Two's history.
9:20pm
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9:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 5 - MagazinePatsy actually has to go into her office. At a rare meeting, she's told she has to give two members of the public a makeover and appear on morning television with them. After an argument with the chosen plebs, Saffron and Eddy's mother are drawn in.
10pm
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Still Game
Series 7, Episode 1 - GadgetsCraiglang's residents can't resist the temptation of the Futuroo catalogue. Meanwhile, Winston prepares for the arrival of his brother, Walter, and Jack needs help after having a long bath.
10pm
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Red Dwarf
A selection of episodes from Series X.
10:20pm
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10:30pm30 min
Beep
Sitcom about a family's vigil at the bedside of their dad, Tommy, who lies helplessly in a coma.
10:45pm45 min
The Graham Norton Show
Series 28, Episode 22 - Amy Poehler, Rob Beckett, Nick Jonas, Leonie Elliott, Jennifer Garner, Tom OdellAmy Poehler says we are all still trying to figure out who we are; Jennifer Garner talks about saying 'yes'; Nick Jonas says his approach to life is more mature now; Leonie Elliott reveals she runs her scripts past her granddad; Rob Beckett jokes about parenting; and Tom Odell performs live in the studio.
11pm
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The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 5Dave and Denise arrive home late, arguing loudly and threatening to call off the wedding - now just a week away. Soon the whole family are up and smoothing over the cracks of the evening.
11pm
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Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley
TV broadcast of Lee Evans live at Wembley in 2002, unleashing his latest material to a giddy crowd.
11pm
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Dating No Filter
Series 1, Episode 3Josh Widdicombe, Rosie Jones, Joel Dommett, Tom Lucy, Chunkz and Yung Filly are among the comics providing play by play over two pairs of singletons as they embark on their first date. This week, how will Josh and Tia fare?
11:35pm
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Fern Brady: Power & Chaos
Fern Brady performs in Glasgow.
11:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 3 - Love And MarriageLove is definitely in the air. Alice and Hugo's marriage is now just days away, and as long as her mum can have the dress knitted in time, the eccentric event will be something for the whole village to remember. There's also a visitor in the village, David's younger brother Simon...
Midnight
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Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 11Dara O Briain and the team fell another week's news tree and pick off its satirical leaves. With guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Zoe Lyons.
12:15am
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 9 - New Jack CityWhen Father Jack is hospitalised, Ted's hopeful that the drunken old letch won't return, and he'll be down to having to deal with just one dependent - but when Bishop Brennan sends Father Stack too be a new 3rd Priest on the island, Jack suddenly seems far more tolerable...
12:20am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 5 - MagazinePatsy actually has to go into her office. At a rare meeting, she's told she has to give two members of the public a makeover and appear on morning television with them. After an argument with the chosen plebs, Saffron and Eddy's mother are drawn in.
12:40am
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QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.
12:50am
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 10 - Flight Into TerrorTed, Dougal and Jack stare death in the eyes when the plane they're flying in loses almost all of its fuel. Who could be to blame? What will they do? And what will be the trio's fate?
1am
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1:20am
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1:30am
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Comedy Store
Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store!
1:35am
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Hey Tracey!
Series 1, Episode 3Joel Dommett is joined by Stephen Bailey, Eyal Booker, Ferne McCann, Tanya Bardsley, Jordan Davies and London Hughes.
1:40am
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The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 5Dave and Denise arrive home late, arguing loudly and threatening to call off the wedding - now just a week away. Soon the whole family are up and smoothing over the cracks of the evening.
2am
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 1Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott with able assistant John Kearns, welcome presenter Clare Balding and comedians Jason Manford, Russell Kane and Dane Baptiste.
2am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.
2:15am
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CelebAbility
Series 2, Episode 6Jordan Banjo, Sam Thompson, Montana Brown, Tom Read Wilson and Lauren Simon are this episode's guests.
2:30am
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The Rebel
Series 1, Episode 1 - LawFollowing a reluctant visit to see his doctor, Henry witnesses a robbery and gives chase - only to be accused of homophobia by a do-gooder policeman, whom he then assaults!
3am
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 2Martin Kemp, Aisling Bea, Jessica Knappett and Miles Jupp join the regulars.
3:10am
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Marley's Ghosts
Series 1, Episode 1Magistrate Marley has an unattentive husband with a failed business, and a lover who's a little too sure of their relationship. In a tragic pairing of accidents, both men die - along with the local vicar. But for Marley, that's only the start...
3:25am
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 9 - New Jack CityWhen Father Jack is hospitalised, Ted's hopeful that the drunken old letch won't return, and he'll be down to having to deal with just one dependent - but when Bishop Brennan sends Father Stack too be a new 3rd Priest on the island, Jack suddenly seems far more tolerable...