Television
TV schedule Saturday 29th August 2020
6am
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Nothing Barred
A repeat of this 1961 film.
6am
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Bless This House
Series 2, Episode 8 - Wives And LoversWhen Jean's suspicious mind begins to run away with her, Sid decides to play up to teach her a lesson. Unfortunately the wheeze backfires, and he's soon unknowingly in the doghouse.
6:25am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 25 - More About SoftThe Twirlywoos are stroking a lady's soft, fluffy hat. Toodloo runs off underneath the hat and Great BigHoo, Chickedy and Chick chase after it. A lady walking her dog strokes the hat, a man eating his sandwiches accidentally tries to eat it and a bald man enjoys wearing it.
6:30am
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Bless This House
Series 2, Episode 9 - Never Again On SundayAfter panicking that he's late for work, Sid realises it's Sunday and goes straight back to bed. But Jean's captured by the thought that he might get up and spend the day as a family, so Sid grabs the idea and drags the Abbott clan out for a countryside picnic.
7am
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Chef!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Big CheeseWhen Gareth discovers that renowned chef Albert Roux is coming to lunch, he rallies his team to create the perfect meal.
7:15am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 11 - Turf WarsBattle ensues when the pigs muscle in on Shaun's private club and steal all the pizza. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock mount a rescue mission for Timmy, who the pigs have taken hostage.
7:20am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 44 - Sharp As A PinAn accidental sidekick swap leaves Danger Mouse with Pinfold, Penfold's cousin.
7:35am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beauty Queen AffairA camper tries to bribe the Entertainments Manager and steps are taken to stop the Camp Host from celebrating his birthday every two weeks.
7:45am
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Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 6 - WhiffwangDiddy TV proudly presents Total Total Wipeout - a show unlike any other. There's also the comedy game show Panel Beaters and Coronation Street's Colson Smith is held hostage in Diddy Chat.
7:45am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 43 - A Running BattleIt is the start of a Fun Run and Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. Fun Run or not, nothing will stop Mr Bean beating this man to the finishing post - even if he has to flag a cab!
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Continent Of AfricaGlitch's plans to help Tala discover facts about Africa go wrong when they are stranded in different parts of the continent. It's up to the Go Jetters to save them from the jungles of Congo and a hippo-infested river.
8:05am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of nine episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
8:25am
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Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 23 - Timmy The BuilderWhen the class builds dens, Otus offers to help Timmy with his, but Timmy is too proud to accept.
8:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 7 - Moon MayhemAhead of the 50th anniversary of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin's Moon landing on 20th July, Horrible Histories takes a special look into space.
9:25am
(repeat)
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:55am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 5 - Five Star FishWhen Richard is put in charge of Mr. Slater's five star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Fishermen Sooty and Sweep come to Richard's rescue, or will they catch more than they bargained for? Guest starring Caroline Quentin.
10:30am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 2 - The DusterlingsRobert has brought four dusters to life to help dust and tidy around Justin's House, but the mischievous Dusterlings soon go rogue, making a mess of the house and tickling anyone that moves.
10:40am
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Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 2 - Call The DidwifeThere's heart-warming drama in Call the Didwife. The staff at the local sewage works learn to sing in The Choir and there's laughter galore in Diddy at the Apollo.
11:20am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 9 - Waffle And The Good DogThe Essam family visit the Brooklyn-Bells. Jess hopes their well-behaved dog, Baxter, will teach Waffle how to be good, but Waffle has other ideas...
11:50am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 9, Episode 12 - GlassesWhen short-sighted Nunn runs out of contact lenses, Henry steps in as his human guide dog.
12:50pm
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So Awkward
Series 6, Episode 4 - Possession ObsessionMartha and Ollie go head to head to win custody of Edison, a cuddly lightbulb.
1:30pm
(repeat)
Bless This House
Popular sitcom spin-off film starring Sid James, Terry Scott, Diana Coupland and June Whitfield.
2pm
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Taskmaster
A repeat-run of the entire first series of the challenging comedy hosted by Greg Davies and Little Alex Horne.
2:30pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated children's comedy.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 30 - Mud Volcano, AzerbaijanLars and Glitch's plan to power their new machine with methane gas has explosive results!
3:15pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
3:25pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 14 - Waffle And GeorgeMrs Hobbs's cat, George, gets locked inside her house, giving Waffle a chance to prove himself to Mrs Hobbs. Can he rescue George?
6:15pm
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Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the third series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
6:30pm
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The Wrong Trousers
Oscar-winning claymation from Nick Park. It is Gromit's birthday, and Wallace gives him a pair of mechanical techno trousers that cause a stir.
7:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 4 - Come In, Your Time Is UpThe platoon are going away camping, but their trip is spoiled when the Vicar, the Verger and the Sea Scouts set up beside them. Things take a new turn at dawn when a group of bailed-out German airmen are found floating in the river.
8pm
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Ooh... You Are Awful
Dick Emery film. A London crook attempts to pocket half a million pounds in bonds deposited in a Swiss bank by his deceased partner.
8pm
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 4, Episode 7Alan Carr bravely hands his phone over to Michael as he sends a text to his contacts. There's live music from Irish rockers Snow Patrol, stand-up from Kerry Godliman and Michael makes another dream come true when Rachel from Bolton thinks she's going to the Museum Of Humanity.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 15, Episode 2Romesh hosts as Jamie and Freddie go face to face in another round of sporting fun. Joining the boys is World Heavyweight Champion Anthony Joshua, and Kerry Godliman, Jimmy Carr and Alan Carr.
8:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
8:30pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 2Henry VIII appears on a TV show hoping to raise money from his antique abbeys, Charles Darwin sings about his theory of Natural Selection and a pirate captain aims to be Lord Sugar's next Historical Apprentice.
9pm120 min
The Fast Show: Just A Load Of Blooming Catchphrases
Episode 1 - Just A Load Of Blooming CatchphrasesPaul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir, John Thomson, Simon Day and Mark Williams reunite to remember more than twenty-five years of a true icon of British comedy.
9pm45 min version
QI
Series R, Episode 1 - RudeThe show has now reached the letter R, and begins with a rather Rude episode. Joining Sandi are John Barrowman, Phill Jupitus, Aisling Bea and regular panellist Alan Davies.
10:15pm
(repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the second series of the hit sketch show.
10:15pm
(repeat)
The Comedians At The King's
Episode 1Stand-up comedy from some of the country's funniest comedians, featuring Fred MacAulay, Jo Caulfield, Janey Godley, Brian Higgins and Michael Redmond.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - DeliveryFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
10:45pm
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Burnistoun
Series 1, Episode 2Local singing sensation, Wee Frank, showcases his unique vocal style to the judges on Burnistoun's Got Talent who see potential despite his obvious - and obscene - linguistic limitations.
11pm
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The Fast Show
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the rapid-fire sketch show.
11:05pm
(repeat)
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 7 - Night Of The Nearly DeadMrs Doyle wins a competition to meet a singer, the obsession of middle-aged women across Ireland. When she inadvertently reveals the date of his visit, the house is beseiged by dozens upon dozens of menopausal women.
11:15pm
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Bridge & Allen Together Again
All three episodes of the comedy.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 18, Episode 6Dara O Briain, Hugh Dennis, Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker and Milton Jones.
11:35pm
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 8 - Going To AmericaA successful American priest sees Ted talking down a fellow priest from a window ledge, and invites him to move over to LA and become a television celebrity cleric.
11:45pm
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Short Stuff
Episode 1With 160 million views to date, Short Stuff features the very best in Scottish comedy talent - including stand-out hits like Jim Smith's Farm Diaries and other breakthrough contributions.
11:50pm
(repeat)
Paddy McGuinness Live
Patrick McGuinness performs a live show at Manchester's MEN.
12:05am55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 54, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Mel Giedroyc and panellists Hal Cruttenden and Sathnam Sanghera.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 1It's Jon Richardson and James Acaster versus Lee Mack and Sarah Millican, with John Cooper Clarke in Dictionary Corner.
1am
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 4, Episode 7Alan Carr bravely hands his phone over to Michael as he sends a text to his contacts. There's live music from Irish rockers Snow Patrol, stand-up from Kerry Godliman and Michael makes another dream come true when Rachel from Bolton thinks she's going to the Museum Of Humanity.
1am
(repeat)
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 4, Episode 4 - Vicars, Horses, Doctors And SmurfsIn this episode flirty hotel soap (apparently that's a thing), kinky cages and overly familiar foods, are all in the firing line.
2am
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Smack The Pony
Series 3, Episode 2One woman isn't happy about what her boyfriend gets up to while she's away, while another hasn't quite got the hang of sexy messaging. A doctor has a peculiar attraction.
2am
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Minder
Series 7, Episode 1 - It's A Sorry Lorry MorrieTerry leaves his fingerprints on a stolen lorry while doing a job for Arthur.
2am
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2am
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Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 5 - Demons And AngelsUsing Kryten's matter paddle, the crew manage to figure out how to triplicate things. First a strawberry...and then Red Dwarf!
2:15am
(repeat)
Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 1, Episode 2Maya Jama, London Hughes, Ricky Haywood Williams and The Receipts Podcast go up against Lady Leshurr, Darren Harriott, Jess Robinson and Lisa Maffia. They go head to head in rap battles, dance-offs and hip hop karaoke challenges.
2:25am
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Smack The Pony
Series 3, Episode 3Lessons in how to get lucky on a first date, a song about walking in the wrong shoes, and exotic dancing in public. And a drunken vet gets a bit over-confident in her abilities.
2:30am
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2:45am
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Crackanory
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Close SlaveSet in ancient Rome, a slave who works in a playwright's household helps him finish his latest opus. Little does he know he's effectively conceived his own death. Written by Tony Way, narrated by Dara O Briain.
2:50am
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The Fast Show
Series 2, Episode 1All the familiar comic faces feature alongside characters including competitive Dad and Chris the Crafty Cockney.
3:10am
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Crackanory
Series 4, Episode 2 - Living With A LieA frustrated writer fabricates an elderly relative to get time off work to start his novel. But when the doorbell goes and 'Aunt Janet' is standing on his doorstep, he realises his lie has come to life and he's got to deal with the old battle-axe for real. Written by Nico Tatarowicz, narrated by Sheridan Smith.
3:20am
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The Fast Show
Series 1, Episode 5Featuring Ron Manager, Ed Winchester and Roy and Renee, the train passengers from hell.
3:20am
(repeat)
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 7 - Night Of The Nearly DeadMrs Doyle wins a competition to meet a singer, the obsession of middle-aged women across Ireland. When she inadvertently reveals the date of his visit, the house is beseiged by dozens upon dozens of menopausal women.