Television
TV schedule Sunday 31st May 2020
6am
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Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 2 - Come Into My ParlourRobin plans a romantic meal to woo Angie, a girl he's met at college; Chrissy is none-too-impressed by his intentions, and even less so when Angie turns out to be old school friend Angela.
6:35am
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Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 3 - I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me...Bereft of a date, Chrissy invites Robin to accompany her to the annual works' formal. Unfortunately for Robin that involves learning a few traditional, slow dance moves.
7:20am
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Porterhouse Blue
Episode 1Mediaevel Cambridge college Porterhouse has barely changed since its founding. The arrival of a stern new Master, appointed by Government, appears set to turn the ancient institution upon its head, but neither the existing staff nor the students are remotely pleased by the prospect.
7:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 14 - The PianoThe Farmer is playing the piano and torturing everyone with his musical inability. When the Flock discover that Bitzer on the other hand is a virtuoso, they decide it's time for a party. They devise a plan to 'borrow' the piano when the Farmer goes to bed - however things don't quite go to plan...
7:35am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 19 - Day Of The DerekDanger Mouse is in the midst of foiling Quark's latest plot, which involves auctioning off the nice bits of the world and compact crushing the rest...
7:40am
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Minder
Series 8, Episode 9 - The Greatest Show In WillesdenArthur's latest enterprise involves a Karaoke machine and his favourite ventriloquist act from the old days - Professor Pickford and Mystic Mickey.
7:45am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 19 - Shopping Shenanigans, Istanbul, TurkeyGlitch's wishes cause underground trouble in Istanbul - an ancient ceiling may collapse!
7:55am
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The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 9 - Going ApeNaomi the grey gibbon and Gambira the orangutan share and island but famously don't get on. Naomi likes everything to be clean and tidy, while Gambira is messy with poor personal hygiene. Everyday they shout and chase each other - until one day Naomi mysteriously disappears. At first, Gambira can't believe her luck - she finally has the place to herself without her bossy roommate, but then Jurgen the gorilla decides he's moving in and Gambira begins to miss her old island buddy. Was Naomi really that bad?
7:55am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 50 - Dinner For TwoMr Bean forgets the golden rule - never fall asleep in the bath when you have got a chicken in the oven. So what romantic meal can he quickly rustle up for his luckless girlfriend, Irma Gobb? The cheese from the mousetrap? The flower from the vase? A meal is eventually provided by an uninvited guest.
8:10am
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David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 3This final episode looks at how Sir David's career moved on from sitcoms to lead roles in comedy dramas like The Darling Buds Of May and Porterhouse Blue, through to crime with A Touch Of Frost and historical dramas like All The King's Men.
8:10am15 min
Almost Never
Access All Areas, Episode 9 - Fame With Craig DavidPop legend Craig David chats to Tillie all about his experiences of fame. Plus, she talks about dreams of making it big with lead singer of The Wonderland's Nate.
8:10am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 47 - The BallThe nasty tennis player is big and angry and wants his ball back - the one Mr Bean managed to throw onto the roof of a house across the road. Paralysed with vertigo, 60ft up on a window sill, Bean is eventually brought to earth by the helpful intervention of a neighbour's pet hamster.
8:20am
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Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 2 - Beep Beep TimmyTimmy is distraught to find the hooter on his trike is broken but is delighted when Osbourne replaces it.
8:35am
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8:55am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 9 - CrushDave gets a girlfriend who turns out to be an alien. And she turns out to bear a striking similarity to a everyday household item.
9:10am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of six episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
9:10am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 10 - BikeAnna is practising for the school cycling test and is good at it. Dave isn't quite as skilled, but with a new bike from his parents he really hopes to pass.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:55am
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Sooty
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Garden PartyThe gang prepare Mr Slater's stately home for a lavish garden party. But with changing weather and a broken statue, can Sooty's magic save the day?
10:05am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 1 - Petra, JordanIn this episode, Grandmaster Glitch goes on a desert adventure to uncover a mysterious lost city. If only it hadn't already been discovered! As Glitch attempts to beat a group of tourists to Petra in Jordan, he crashes his Grimbler in the Siq gorge. Vibrations from the Grimblers engines shake the surrounding area, causing the treasury building to shake apart. Can the Go Jetters save the ancient city?
10:30am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 5 - Robot DayThings soon turn messy when Justin surprises Robert and insists on giving his best robot friend a special day to remember for 'Robot Day'.
11:25am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 14 - Waffle Make And DoDoug and Waffle share fun memories as they make new neighbour Pepper a dog bed.
11:25am
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Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 12 - Deadly DynastiesA look at the deadliest dynasties and how they came to, and then held on, to power.
11:40am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 1 - Waffle's Ball Pit PondIt's the hottest day of the year and Waffle is eating ice cream to cool down.
2:15pm
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TV Flashback
Series 2, Episode 5 - Later LifeThis time Tudur's on a quest to discover the truth about later life. It's a story of sheds, flash cars, and martial arts.
2:30pm
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Millie Inbetween
A selection of episodes from the second series of the children's comedy.
3:05pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 18 - Mayor Bevel's Mega WheelBitz, Bob and Purl are building a giant Mega Wheel in Craft City for Mayor Bevel, and the local citizens are getting very excited.
3:15pm
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Don't Lose Your Head
In Paris, 1789, two dashing English noblemen rescue their French counterparts from Madame Guillotine and the republican revolutionaries.
3:15pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated children's comedy.
3:15pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 38 - Caernarfon Castle, WalesHow will the Go Jetters retrieve Xuli's treasured 'Academy Ace' flying trophy from Caernarfon Castle?
3:30pm
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An Ideal Husband
A repeat of this 1947 film.
3:30pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 3 - Waffle The Cat SitterMrs Hobbs interviews for a cat sitter for George, and Waffle wants the job.
3:55pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
4pm
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Room 101
Series 6, Episode 8 - Nicola Adams, Frankie Boyle, Diane MorganNicola Adams, Frankie Boyle and Diane Morgan compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101, including magicians, losing your keys, and life itself.
4:35pm
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Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 3In Yorkshire, Ricky joins Ralf for a boxing and fitness session at a men's community health group in Leeds - the results aren't pretty.
4:40pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.
5pm
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Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the second series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
5:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 8With Jason Watkins, Phil Wang, Adam Woodyatt and Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock.
5:30pm
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The Case Of The Mukkinese Battle-Horn
Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Dick Emery srar in this Goon-inspired film in which a rare Mukkinese Battle-horn is stolen from the Metropolitan Museum in the dead of night.
5:35pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
6pm
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Get Some In!
Series 5, Episode 6Lilley's parents invite Marsh - the hero - to give a rousing talk at their church hall; but seeing everyone fawning over the deceitful bully sends Matthew round the bend, and he develops a nasty streak like Marsh himself.
6pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced 'Bouquet').
6:45pm30 min
Reasons To Be Cheerful With Matt Lucas
Episode 6The final collection of entertaining clips include a celebrity-singalong Baked Potato Changed My Life; another of Jamie Laing's meals; more from Tim Vine; and Animal Attraction with Anna Richardson.
7pm
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Morecambe & Wise In America
Episode 3This episode looks at Eric and Ernie's first work in colour on American television and how they were invited to perform on a major TV special alongside stars like Bing Crosby and Bob Hope.
8pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the wartime sitcom.
8:15pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Highlights Special - Best BitsJames Corden reflects on the funniest moments, the wackiest challenges and the best gags of Series 11 in a special highlights episode of the hit comedy and entertainment show.
9pm
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Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 1 - Wake-Up WalmingtonMorale is at rock bottom as no-one is taking the Home Guard seriously. Hodges is being similarly ridiculed, so he and Mainwaring decide to join forces and shake Walmington-on-Sea out of its complacency.
9pm
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Sunday Night At The London Palladium
Series 5, Episode 28Landmark, genre-defining variety series from the London Palladium, featuring the biggest names in British and international entertainment.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 16 (Channel 4: Series 17), Episode 3Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson take on guest captain Richard Ayoade and Aisling Bea. Plus special guest Tom Allen joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 57, Episode 4David Tennant guest hosts, with Ian Hislop and Paul Merton joined by MP Johnny Mercer and comedian Zoe Lyons.
9:15pm45 min
The Ranganation
Series 2, Episode 4Romesh is joined by Aisling Bea and Jason Manford, with topics including home schooling, the Dominic Cummings debacle, and ASMR.
9:40pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5Madge is thinking of leaving the area and telling Mavis she has to go with her.
10pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 1, Episode 1 - If I Were A CarpenterThe boys arrive in Dusseldorf with high hopes.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10pm
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Misfits
Series 1, Episode 5Determined to prove that the gang were involved in Tony's disappearance, Sally focuses her investigation on Simon.
10:20pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 3 - BravealanAlan befriends Dan Moody, owner of a successful local kitchen business, and hopes to get a great deal for fitting out his refurbished home. Dan also helps him get into the Norfolk Bravery Awards and a chance to meet Karen Colman, of the mustard dynasty...
10:30pm
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Still Game
Series 2, Episode 4 - BriefKeen to regain his independence, Victor decides to invest in a new set of wheels. He soon discovers, however, that half of Craiglang is in need of his services as a chauffeur. Will it be too much for him to take?
10:55pm
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Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.
11pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - Never Say Alan AgainIt's bank holiday weekend and our hero's planning to watch all the Bond movies back to back. But Michael's got a new friend at the garage, and Alan's jealous.
11pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 1, Episode 2 - Who Won The War, Anyway?Neville becomes a hero despite himself, but Oz is about to be sacked because of his bad attitude.
11pm
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Russell Howard & Mum
Globetrotters - Series 2, Episode 5 - Getting Cultural In KeralaRussell and Ninette are in Kerala in India, they're embracing the Southern states' traditions, both old and new. From climbing trees to get their hands on some booze, pouring oil on their heads to raise their IQ and trying out the ancient performance artform of Kathakali to tell the story of Star Wars.
11pm
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Billy And Us
Episode 3 - Dirty BitsFeaturing some very frank chat from Billy as he looks back at his youthful sex education, or lack of it, and getting an idea of the basics from toilet walls. There is winching in closes and lots more, as the programme shows how Billy dealt with his own embarrassment, by shining a light on it, and inadvertently challenged the sexual mores of the time. And some noted Scottish female entertainers reveal how his comedy routines were a force for liberation at the time.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 1 - Dara O'Briain, Nina Conti, Danny BhoyDara O'Briain hosts the first in a new series. He introduces ventriloquist Nina Conti and the irrepressible Danny Bhoy to the stage.
11:25pm
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Micky Flanagan: An Another Fing
A TV broadcast of Micky Flanagan's 2017-released stand-up show.
11:30pm
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Greatest Celebrity Wind-Ups Ever!
Series 1, Episode 3Ant and Dec pull the rug from under the feet of chef Jamie Oliver, Take That's Mark Owen finds his album being used to sell athlete's foot cream, and rugby star Dylan Hartley loses the shirt off his back.
11:40pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5Madge is thinking of leaving the area and telling Mavis she has to go with her.
Midnight
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 1, Episode 2Anthony and Jestina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
Midnight
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Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 1 - HoloshipRimmer is sent from Red Dwarf to Holoship "Enlightenment" which has the highest of the high working there. Everything he ever wanted seems to be on board this ship, but unfortunately the path of success never did run smooth for Rimmer!
12:15am
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Withnail & I
Film following the drink-and drug-fuelled misadventures of two struggling actors in a squalid London flat and an isolated Lake District cottage.
12:20am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 3 - BravealanAlan befriends Dan Moody, owner of a successful local kitchen business, and hopes to get a great deal for fitting out his refurbished home. Dan also helps him get into the Norfolk Bravery Awards and a chance to meet Karen Colman, of the mustard dynasty...
12:30am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 12In tonight's final Brian and Emma are the last loved up couple to get grilled by dynamic duo Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan in a bid to win thousands of pounds. The couple put their relationship to the test when they are forced to judge all kinds of faces...but will they choose love or money?
12:40am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 57, Episode 5Katherine Ryan guest presents, and is joined by fellow comedians Andy Hamilton & Cariad Lloyd, who will join team captains Ian Hislop & Paul Merton as guest panellists.
1am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - Never Say Alan AgainIt's bank holiday weekend and our hero's planning to watch all the Bond movies back to back. But Michael's got a new friend at the garage, and Alan's jealous.
1am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 5Miranda Hart bravely gives Michael her phone in Celebrity Send to All, and there is music from Niall Horan and new comedy material from Michael himself. And whose bedroom will Michael be sneaking into in the return of The Midnight Game Show? An A&E doctor is fooled into thinking the theatre is actually a grand hotel in the most ambitious Unexpected Star surprise ever.
1:25am
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The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 2, Episode 1The return of the programme in which routines by renowned and up-and-coming comedians are reconstructed as sketches, with Judi Love, Seann Walsh, Russell Kane, Kelly Convey, Matt Richardson, Adam Hess, Maisie Adam and Emmanuel Sonubi.
1:35am
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Smack The Pony
Series 1, Episode 6Flouting the dress code on the production line. Nurses - they're fun, right? Is pulling on a cow's big old long udders any job for a woman? And does anyone enjoy working on a quacking spreadsheet?
1:40am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 8With Jason Watkins, Phil Wang, Adam Woodyatt and Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock.
2am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 8 - Katherine Ryan At The Comedy StoreTonight's host is Canadian Katherine Ryan and there are reasons she left Canada. She's joined by the in-love Ivo Graham; Elis James; and the deadpan Marcel Lucont.
2am
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A League Of Their Own
A selection of episodes from the 10th and 11th series of the sports-based panel show.
2:10am
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Smack The Pony
Series 1, Episode 7The intricacies of approaching someone you fancy in the office. Intrusive thoughts continue to be a problem for one woman. And a shelf stacker slightly misinterprets the subtle art of shelf stacking.
2:15am
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 5 - I Like EggsHere Dave looks at the footprint we leave behind when surfing the web.
2:30am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 4 - Russell Kane At The Comedy StoreThis episode is hosted by Russell Kane and features Shappi Khorsandi, Phil Wang and Nish Kumar.
2:35am
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 7 - Tangled WebsNow dumped by Joanna, Alan tries to find something else to take his mind off things, so he tries religion, under the guidance of the rather attractive hospital chaplin. Martin gets his exams results back but is too nervous to read them, and Guy prepares for his World Guyball Championship semi-final.
3am
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Don't Ask Me Ask Britain
Episode 3The guests on the show tonight are Caroline Quentin and Meera Syal.
3:05am
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 6 - Will It Make Toasters Cheaper?Mr Gorman brings the curtain down on his mischievous series of stage shows by looking at the role faith plays in modern life.
3:20am
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 4 - The MainlandTed and Dougal take Father Jack to the mainland to get new glasses. Leaving him at the optician, they visit a nearby cave complex and tourist attraction, where they bump into Richard Wilson...
3:30am
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Lucky Feller
Episode 8 - The Families MeetIn high excitement, Shorty Mepstead has asked Kath and her parents to Sunday dinner. He plans to make a Very Important Announcement...
3:55am
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Dentist In The Chair
Comedy with Bob Monkhouse, Peggy Cummings and Kenneth Connor. A burglar breaks into the wrong shop and steals medical instruments instead of silver.
4:15am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 5Miranda Hart bravely gives Michael her phone in Celebrity Send to All, and there is music from Niall Horan and new comedy material from Michael himself. And whose bedroom will Michael be sneaking into in the return of The Midnight Game Show? An A&E doctor is fooled into thinking the theatre is actually a grand hotel in the most ambitious Unexpected Star surprise ever.
5:30am
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Walter Wants Work
A repeat of this 1922 film.