Television
TV schedule Saturday 18th April 2020
6am
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Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 3Bob is staying at the Dervishes, having been thrown out by Ginnie. Mim does her best to cheer him up - but she can't get far.
6:10am
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Tommy Cooper
Episode 5Tommy Cooper presents his own show, with sketches and special guests. Featuring Bernard Cribbins, aiding Cooper in his illusion of the week.
6:25am
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Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 4Kevin and Maggie have a painful discussion about their fertility problem - he cannot forgive Maggie for lying to him.
7:15am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CoconutThe Farmer returns from the fair triumphant after winning a coconut. He soon discovers getting into the coconut isn't as easy as it seems. Shaun and Bitzer take on the challenge and try every trick in the book, but it proves a tough nut to crack.
7:20am
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My Hero
Series 2, Episode 3 - CarThermonan's defrocked superhero cousin, Arnie, wants his powers back. George agrees to intercede with the Ultron High Council on condition that Arnie behaves himself and will take care of saving the world while George saves up for a car for Janet. Sadly though, temptation is too much for Arnie, and when he steals the Crown Jewels things have to revert to the way they were. But Janet still gets her car in the end...
7:20am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 6 - Live And Let CryHaving put the Danger Babies through their paces, Professor Squawkencluck leaves it to Danger Mouse to settle them down with a nice soothing story.
7:45am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 5 - Go Jet Academy: Artificial ReefKyan, Lars and Foz pick up litter on the Academy beach after a storm, while Xuli dives down to check the coral reef. She spots something in the murky depths: a huge rusty submarine lies across the reef, and the moustache on the bow means it must belong to Grandmaster Glitch. What's worse, it's leaking oil!
7:50am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 7 - Brothers And SistersA family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.
7:50am
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Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 22 - Cat ChaosMrs. Wicket becomes inconsolable when Scrapper goes missing. Mr. Bean investigates.
8am
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Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 23 - Stick ItMr. Bean has finished his model car collection, what next? What about football stickers?
8:25am
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Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 26 - Timmy's ScrapbookAll the nursery pals put together scrapbooks of their most precious childhood memories.
8:30am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 3, Episode 6Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
8:55am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 9 - CrushDave gets a girlfriend who turns out to be an alien. And she turns out to bear a striking similarity to a everyday household item.
9am
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Napoleonic CommodeLovejoy loses everything after a dawn raid by the bailiffs and takes off on his own.
9:10am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 10 - BikeAnna is practising for the school cycling test and is good at it. Dave isn't quite as skilled, but with a new bike from his parents he really hopes to pass.
9:20am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 6 - Mr Khan's NieceMr Khan and Mosque manager Dave organise rival Muslim Days at the community centre.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:30am
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The Queen And I
Comedy about the abolition of the Monarchy and the Royal Family moving to the Midlands.
9:45am
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Minder
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Number Of Old Wives TalesArthur gets involved with Clive Cosgrove, who has several businesses run by women - but it turns out that he is married to all of them.
9:50am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Alarm SystemRichard is concerned about security at the park - and it's Sooty Security Services to the rescue. But when the police arrive, will Richard be caught red-handed?
9:55am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of 16 episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
10am
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 2 - The RingLovejoy tricks Lady Jane into bidding for him in an illegal "ring" at an auction.
10:35am
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 13 - Dustomatic 3000Justin accidentally throws away Robert's favourite duster, so Justin tries to cheer him up by getting him a brand new futuristic dusting machine: the Dustomatic 3000.
10:40am
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On The Beat
A lowly car park attendant at Scotland Yard dreams of becoming a policeman like his father, but his determination to prove his worth leads to chaos.
10:50am
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Minder
Series 4, Episode 10 - Get DaleyArthur is not even safe in hospital when he witnesses the death of a business associate and a friend of Terry's is in the frame for it.
11:25am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 3 - Goodbye Waffle?It's the day after the Brooklyn-Bells' wedding and time to say goodbye to the puppy. Evie goes with Jess to her veterinary practice to scan Waffle's microchip.
11:40am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 4 - Waffle ExploresIt's Evie and Doug's first playdate together with their friends. They try out their new ball pit, but Waffle can't join in because he's not toilet trained. He finds fun elsewhere.
11:45am
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Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 3 - Undercover CustomerJoy calls in an undercover customer to check on her team - leaving Danny and Mick suspecting everybody.
11:55am
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Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 3 - Watch More TVThings get itchy in The Great Diddy Flake Off and it's time to carefully take to the dance floor in Strictly Come Booby-Trapped.
1pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 2, Episode 12 - For Better or WorseComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
1pm
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Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule
Series 2, Episode 1Helping Harry Hill fill the fun capsule to prevent an alien invasion in this episode are comedian Micky Flanagan, political journalist Robert Peston, Coronation Street actor Sally Dynevor, and broadcasting legend Anneka Rice.
1:05pm
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Almost Never
Series 1, Episode 11 - The BoxingTensions between The Wonderland and GHF escalate at a boxing fundraiser at The Palais.
2pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 2, Episode 13 - Quo Vadis, PetComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
2:30pm
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Millie Inbetween
A selection of episodes from the third series of the children's sitcom.
3:05pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 4 - Merry Go RoundThere is an amazing seahorse merry-go-round on the beach, and everyone is having lots of fun going round and round - except Bevel.
3:10pm
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Time Flies
A repeat of this 1944 film.
3:15pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 24 - The Golden Gate Bridge, USAIt is a very foggy day, and the Golden Gate Bridge foghorns are missing. Can the Go Jetters help?
3:15pm
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Carry On... Up The Khyber
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond is in charge of the motley kilted crew of the Third Foot and Mouth regiment at a British outpost in the Khyber Pass.
3:15pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated sitcom.
3:25pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 6 - Waffle's Great EscapeMrs Hobbs supervises Waffle at the Brooklyn-Bell house. Waffle wants to join Evie at school and tries to escape. Later, the family look at photos and Evie asks about her birth dad.
3:55pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
5:45pm
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Porridge
Feature film based on the TV sitcom of the same name, featuring Ronnie Barker and the regular cast in the classic prison comedy.
5:55pm
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Room 101
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Orwellian panel show.
6pm
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Outnumbered
A selection of three episodes from the semi-improvised sitcom.
6pm
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The Football's On
The Football's Not On, Episode 2Ben Bailey Smith, Ian Moore and Ivo Graham join Ian Stone.
7:15pm
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The Many Faces Of...
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Many Faces Of Ronnie BarkerTribute to the prolific career of comic and actor Ronnie Barker.
7:30pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 7, Episode 4Alexandra v Brochan. Suzi Ruffell is joined by Adam B and team captains Alexandra and Brochan, with guests Naomi Wilkinson, Nathan Caton, Ben Shires and Joe Tasker.
8pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the tenth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
8:15pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 3After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.
8:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 5 - Fearsome FamiliesFred Siriex welcomes Queen Victoria to historical First Dates.
8:45pm
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
9:05pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 3 - BirminghamTonight's venue is the Birmingham Hippodrome and Michael is joined by special headline guest Shappi Khorsandi, with additional stand-up from Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson.
9:15pm60 min
All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 4, Episode 5Agnes and the family are joined in studio by the comedian and Masked Singer host Joel Dommett; king and queen of morning television Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes; plus Foley's bar is pumping with pop, as The Shires playout the show in style.
9:20pm
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Through The Keyhole
Series 3, Episode 3Keith Lemon hosts the classic game show. On the panel this time are talk show legend Jerry Springer, presenter Tess Daly and comedian Paddy McGuinness.
10pm
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Joe Lycett's Got Your Back
Series 2, Episode 2Joe is joined this week by celebrity guest Scarlett Moffatt, comedian Rosie Jones and his fearless assistant Mark Silcox.
10pm
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Red Dwarf
Episode 1 - The Promised LandThe posse meet three cat clerics who worship Lister as their God. Lister vows to help them as they're being hunted by Rodon, the ruthless feral cat leader who has vowed to wipe out all cats who worship anyone but him.
10:05pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
10:30pm
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What A Performance! Pioneers Of Popular Entertainment
Episode 2 - The Rise Of VarietyIn the second episode, Frank Skinner and Suzy Klein explore the golden age of Variety Theatre.
11pm
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Joe Lycett: That's The Way, A-Ha A-Ha, Joe Lycett Live
Stand-up comedy from Joe Lycett in this TV version of his 2016 live show and DVD.
11pm
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Carry On Girls
The once-bustling seaside resort of Fircombe organises a beauty contest to try to increase visitors and revenue for the town.
11:05pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 1 - HellThe time has come for the trio's annual summer holiday, and Father Ted has a fellow priest's caravan in mind as a perfect location.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 17 (Channel 4: Series 18), Episode 4Sean Lock and Rob Beckett take on special guest team captain Alan Carr and Sarah Millican, while Nick Mohammed joins wordsmith Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
11:10pm
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The Mighty Boosh
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Legend Of Old GreggFollowing a somewhat poorly received gig, the boys decide to skip town for a bit.
11:40pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 2 - Think Fast, Father TedWith the parochial house falling apart, Ted decides it's time to raise some money, and it seems that a raffle is the best way to do it. Pulling in a favour from Bishop Brennan, he secures a car as the top prize...
11:45pm
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The Mighty Boosh
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Nightmare Of Milky JoeWhile marooned on a desert island, Howard sees an opportunity to nurture his poetry and Vince takes to making bamboo fashion lines.
Midnight
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Hitmen
Series 1, Episode 5 - RivalsFran and Jamie's latest mission from Mr K is to drive to Scotland and take out a former hitman, but their journey is stalled when the van breaks down.
Midnight
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 1Fresh from performing to over 160,000 fans on his sell-out UK arena tour, Russell Howard returns to BBC Three for a brand-new series of hit satirical comedy show.
Midnight
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Dave Gorman: Terms And Conditions Apply
Episode 1 - Buy, Chew, Swallow, Poo, RepeatIn the first episode of his new series, Dave Gorman is joined by Richard Osman, Phil Wang and Sara Barron, as they take a deep dive into the details we usually miss.
12:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 16Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game, with Sean Lock and Sara Pascoe who take on Jon Richardson and Josh Widdicombe. Susie Dent is joined by Alex Horne & The Horne Section in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
12:25am
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Smack The Pony
A selection of episodes from the third series of the all-women sketch show.
12:30am
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Breeders
Series 1, Episode 7 - No ExitIt's half term and Luke is responsible for taking Lenny the class bear on an adventure. Lenny has been to Italy, Peru and beyond, but Paul can't even manage to get the family and the godforsaken bear out of the house to the local park.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 2Russell once again gives his upbeat and entertaining take on some of the key news stories of the week.
1am
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Russell Brand: Messiah Complex
TV edit of Russell Brand's 2013 stand-up show.
1am75 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 56, Episode 8Ian and Paul return for another look at the headlines, with guest host Jennifer Saunders and panellists Grayson Perry and Matt Forde.
1:10am
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Breeders
Series 1, Episode 7 - No ExitIt's half term and Luke is responsible for taking Lenny the class bear on an adventure. Lenny has been to Italy, Peru and beyond, but Paul can't even manage to get the family and the godforsaken bear out of the house to the local park.
2am
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Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 1Some of the sharpest wits in British comedy go up against one another, with participants attempting to humorously 'take down' their opponent to win the 'battle'. It's Tom Allen v Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang v Ed Gamble.
2:05am
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 3 - BirminghamTonight's venue is the Birmingham Hippodrome and Michael is joined by special headline guest Shappi Khorsandi, with additional stand-up from Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson.
2:15am45 min version (repeat)
2:15am
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The Almost Impossible Gameshow
Series 1, Episode 3Another episode of the game show in which 50 members of the public compete - with almost no chance of winning at all.
2:30am
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Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 2Featuring Joe Lycett versus Nick Helm and Daniel Sloss v Desiree Burch.
2:50am
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Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 5A traffic jam on a country lane and arguments between husbands and wives stop play...
2:55am
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The Mighty Boosh
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Legend Of Old GreggFollowing a somewhat poorly received gig, the boys decide to skip town for a bit.
3am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 5This week's guests are Danny Baker, Roisin Conaty and Jack Dee.
3am
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 5Russell talks masturbation in the cinema, uniform dating, and answers questions on cannabis and super powers. His guests are Katherine Ryan and Daniel Simonsen.
3am
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Mock The Week
Series 18, Highlights Special - CompilationDara O Briain and Hugh Dennis present a special edition of the topical comedy show featuring best bits, outtakes and unseen material.
3:20am
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 6Russell talks weird people, twerking, Geordie Shore, and answers questions on the Yorkshire accent and penis puppy. His guests are Andrew Maxwell and Phil Wang.
3:25am
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My Hero
Series 2, Episode 3 - CarThermonan's defrocked superhero cousin, Arnie, wants his powers back. George agrees to intercede with the Ultron High Council on condition that Arnie behaves himself and will take care of saving the world while George saves up for a car for Janet. Sadly though, temptation is too much for Arnie, and when he steals the Crown Jewels things have to revert to the way they were. But Janet still gets her car in the end...
3:25am
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 1 - HellThe time has come for the trio's annual summer holiday, and Father Ted has a fellow priest's caravan in mind as a perfect location.
3:30am
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Hitmen
Series 1, Episode 5 - RivalsFran and Jamie's latest mission from Mr K is to drive to Scotland and take out a former hitman, but their journey is stalled when the van breaks down.
3:45am
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Russell Howard & Mum
Globetrotters - Series 1, Episode 5 - Living The Dream In MumbaiRussell and his mum are in Mumbai, the City of Dreams. Their new mate Alekh is getting them to Act! Act! Act! Bollywood style, share their bedroom secrets with Mumbai's oldest sexpert and meet the record breaker who will put them off chocolate sauce for life.
4am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 6Mad Dogs actor Philip Glenister and comedians Jo Brand and Josh Widdicombe join host Lee Mack in putting more madcap theories to the test.