Television
TV schedule Saturday 28th March 2020
6am
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Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 5Tezcorp's new world order of enraging us pathetic humans with the mischievous automation is gaining pace as this week sees Frank and Send, the postage machine, has a new trick up its robotic sleeve.
6:15am
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Only When I Laugh
Series 2, Episode 3 - It Can Damage Your HealthDespite being warned on a frequent basis, the patients are undeterred by the risks of smoking.
6:25am
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Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 6Digi-photo-matic photo booth offers the most ridiculous added extras, such as a passport photo on an abandoned totem pole.
6:25am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 8 - More About HidingThe Twirlywoos visit an hotel and find themselves hiding behind a line of suitcases.
7:15am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 16 - Everything Must GoEverything must go when the farmer sets up a stall by the side of the road and leaves Bitzer in charge. The lazy sheepdog soon tires of his role and gives Shaun the job. He proves to be a much better salesman than Bitzer and the flock are only too happy to get stuck in, selling pretty much all the farmer's worldly possessions.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 50 - Mouse RiseDanger Mouse faces his toughest challenge ever as a mysterious super-villain releases all the villains from Arkwright and plots the end of our hero.
7:30am
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The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Two RonniesMixing archive interviews with footage from their much-loved sketch show, The Interviews presents a profile of Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker - in their own words.
7:35am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 15 - Super PaulAfter Dennis persuades Pieface that Paul is an undercover super hero, Gnasher, JJ and Rubi go along with the story and help Dennis to 'prove it'. However, his genius plan comes to a sticky end, when Pieface begins to think that with Paul at his side, he is completely invincible!
7:50am
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Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 14 - Bean BugMr. Bean becomes Mrs. Wicket's house-mate when he suffers a flea infestation. Will they get on?
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 39 - Wimbledon, EnglandThe Go Jetters are at Centre Court in Wimbledon, London, to watch the world's most famous tennis tournament.
8:20am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 6 - No Dogs AllowedThe Camp Entertainments Manager is left with his wife's large dog to look after. All pets being banned from Maplin's Holiday Camp, he has to break in and try to keep the dog secretly in his chalet.
8:25am
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9am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Christmas Special - EruptionsJoe Maplin installs a model volcano in the ballroom which erupts during Ted's act. He is not prepared to tolerate such interruptions, so at dead of night he leads an expedition to sabotage it.
9:25am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 23 - Rat PackDave wants to learn to play the drums at school, but is given the recorder. With a talent show around the corner, Dave gets practising.
9:40am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 24 - Flea ManDave and Fuzzypeg the dog get dirty playing at the local dump, so dirty in fact that Fuzzypeg picks up an extremely grumpy flea.
9:50am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 19 - It's A Dog's LifeIt's Mr. Slater's annual dog show, and Sooty is determined that Sweep will win the grand prize. But will he be brave enough to attempt the Doggie Assault Course? Guest starring The Krankies.
9:55am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
10am
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Hold The Sunset
Series 1, Episode 6 - Old FlamesPhil is worried that Edith's old flame Bob may be gaining ground, and that his own one-time floozy Desiree may put in an unwelcome appearance.
10:30am
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 7 - Dance CompetitionJustin enters himself and Robert into a dance competition, but Justin keeps getting too excited. Guest starring Darren Hart.
10:40am
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 7 - AnniversaryNobody is having much of a good life as Tom and Barbara keep hitting problems in their garden and Jerry looks like he has been passed up for promotion. The series ends with great highs and devastating lows.
11:20am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 3, Episode 7Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
11:25am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 6 - Blockade WaffleWaffle learns that the summer holidays will soon be over and Evie will be going to school. Determined not to be left alone, Waffle hatches a plan to keep the family at home.
11:35am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 8 - Waffle In The Shoe ShopWhile Zoe helps Doug with his homework project about Alaska, Simon and Jess take Waffle and Evie to the shops to buy new school shoes. But Waffle's attempts to help end up causing chaos.
12:10pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A se;lection of episodes from the third series of the lie-based panel game.
12:15pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of 14 episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
12:30pm
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Almost Never
Series 1, Episode 8 - The BirthdayThe Wonderland's video shoot is ruined by Sasha, and GHF's tour hangs in the balance.
1:35pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 1 - Queen Vic's Home VidsA special episode making 200 years since the birth of Queen Victoria. Featuring Victorian fake news, paparazzi, and camera men strapped to the front of moving trains, Queen Victoria shows you how her subjects invented and became obsessed with films!
2:10pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A repeat-run of the entire first series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
2:10pm
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Horrible Histories
A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the children's sketch show.
2:35pm
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A Stitch In Time
Knockabout comedy starring Norman Wisdom. A butcher's assistant tries to cheer up a sad orphan in hospital.
3pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 20 - Bitz And Bob's Toy ShopBitz and Bob's junk stall sells out of everything, including Bob's robo-helmet!
3:25pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 5 - CultureGeorge takes the Spuds to the museum of mouldy cheese. Anna dares Dave to lick the cheeses on display.
3:40pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bored SillyGran accidentally wins a board game as a Bingo prize, and after being locked up for years the game has a vendetta all of its own.
3:55pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
5pm
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GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 12 - Ann Teak's Antique WandAnn Teak is convinced that an antique magic wand is a conductor's baton.
6:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Man Of ActionJournalist Mr Cheeseman comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - with himself in charge.
7:30pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 7, Episode 1Sylvie v Hakeem. Hacker T Dog is joined by special guests Dr Ranj, Bec Hill, Jarred Christmas and Rosie Jones.
8pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
8:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 2 - Viking Eye For The Straight GuyThe Horrible History of (often literally) dressing to kill.
9:15pm60 min
All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 4, Episode 2Tonight Agnes and the family are joined in studio by the hilarious Lee Mack; actress and star of Silent Witness Emilia Fox and her mammy Joanna David; plus music from the legendary Billy Ocean.
10pm
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Hypothetical
Series 2, Episode 8Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster return with ridiculous hypothetical scenarios for Jamali Maddix, Laura Lexx, Rosie Jones and Joe Lycett.
10:20pm
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 4Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
10:20pm
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Extras
Series 2, Episode 2David Bowie offers some home truths to Andy as he finally realises his dream of TV success. However, it is soon apparent to the former background artist that fame comes at a price and he is devastated to learn that stardom isn't quite how he expected it to be.
10:50pm
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Extras
Series 2, Episode 5In pursuit of credibility, Andy takes a role in a play directed by Ian McKellen, a two-hander called A Month of Summers. If only his agent had told him it was about gay lovers!
10:50pm45 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 14, Episode 6 - Jamali Maddix, Fern Brady, Sindhu VeeJamali Maddix introduces the impressive comedy talents of rising stars Fern Brady and Sindhu Vee.
11pm
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Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 1 - Warring FactionsMark's inappropriate hand placing leave him in a bad position with the object of his desire, Sophie.
11pm
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Dave Gorman: Terms And Conditions Apply
Episode 2 - A Seen-The-Films-Not-Read-The-Books VibeDave invites Jimmy Carr, Sophie Duker and Zoe Lyons to see if they can help him understand the modern world.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 17 (Channel 4: Series 18), Episode 6Sean Lock and Harriet Kemsley take on special guest team captain Alan Carr and Catherine Tate, while Adam Buxton joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
11:05pm
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 7 - Night Of The Nearly DeadMrs Doyle wins a competition to meet a singer, the obsession of middle-aged women across Ireland. When she inadvertently reveals the date of his visit, the house is beseiged by dozens upon dozens of menopausal women.
11:30pm
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Hitmen
Series 1, Episode 1 - BirthdayIt's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate but it seems none of their friends are available to come to a celebratory dinner. Or maybe they're just not keen, especially after happened last year when Fran and Jamie went straight from a hit to a karaoke bar with UV lighting.
11:35pm
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Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - The InterviewMark decides that Jeremy needs a job, because he is behind with his rent, so he gets him a job application for JLB Finance. Mark then goes to work to carry on his flirtation with Sophie via post-it notes cartoons.
11:40pm
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 8 - Going To AmericaA successful American priest sees Ted talking down a fellow priest from a window ledge, and invites him to move over to LA and become a television celebrity cleric.
11:45pm
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Lost Sitcoms
Episode 3 - Steptoe And Son: A Winter's TaleHarold is desperate to go on a skiing holiday - but he doesn't want Albert there, under any circumstances.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 55, Episode 3Ian and Paul return with further topical comedy games.Regular captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Lee Mack and panellists Janet Street-Porter and Sara Pascoe.
Midnight
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Hitmen
Series 1, Episode 2 - MoneyFran and Jamie have captured their next target - an embezzling accountant - only to discover that their client wants them to extract information from her. As Fran says, torture is not really their thing.
12:10am
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Black Books
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the bookshop sitcom.
12:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 16 (Channel 4: Series 17), Episode 4Sean Lock and David Mitchell take on Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Plus, Ellie White and Natasia Demetriou join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.
12:30am
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Breeders
Series 1, Episode 4 - No LiesMichael thrives in his new role as dad and granddad, but Paul and Ally can't adapt to his presence as easily as the children can. Luke's hunt for proof that Santa doesn't exist puts Paul's claim that he never lies to the test.
2am
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Women On The Verge
Episode 6Laura's confessional article about being in therapy and having an affair is published in the newspaper.
2am70 min version (repeat)
QI
Series O, Episode 14 - OddballsTune in for the odd ball games, but be sure to stay for the vegetarian goatsuckers - you won't regret it. With Jimmy Carr, Victoria Coren Mitchell and Jason Manford.
2:30am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 4Karl addresses one of his pet peeves: animals that are treated like people.
2:45am
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 4Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
2:55am
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Hitmen
Series 1, Episode 1 - BirthdayIt's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate but it seems none of their friends are available to come to a celebratory dinner. Or maybe they're just not keen, especially after happened last year when Fran and Jamie went straight from a hit to a karaoke bar with UV lighting.
3am
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 9Russell explains Nigel Farage's worst nightmare, and answer's questions on signing boobs and the Queen's last words. His guests are John Robins and Jarlath Regan.
3:20am
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Henry IX
Episode 3 - Clearing The AirWill Henry ever achieve his dream of freedom and a 'normal' life with Serena?
3:20am
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 7 - Night Of The Nearly DeadMrs Doyle wins a competition to meet a singer, the obsession of middle-aged women across Ireland. When she inadvertently reveals the date of his visit, the house is beseiged by dozens upon dozens of menopausal women.
3:20am
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 10Russell talks Mothering Sunday and people who state the obvious, plus answers questions on fame and the worst thing about school. His guests are Nick Helm and Chris Kent.
3:25am
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Hitmen
Series 1, Episode 2 - MoneyFran and Jamie have captured their next target - an embezzling accountant - only to discover that their client wants them to extract information from her. As Fran says, torture is not really their thing.
3:30am
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Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 1, Episode 5Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar are in Brazil where, under Nish's watchful eye, Joel will train with the 'Xavante' and take part in a punishing relay race like no other.
3:45am
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Russell Howard & Mum
Globetrotters - Series 2, Episode 3 - Going Underground In TokyoRussell and Ninette are in Tokyo but ignoring the usual tourist traps, they're heading underground and embracing the truly weird and wonderful side of this metropolis. They're meeting some magical maids, renting some mates and Russell's having a go at being a gigolo at one of Tokyo's infamous Host Clubs.
3:55am
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Breeders
Series 1, Episode 4 - No LiesMichael thrives in his new role as dad and granddad, but Paul and Ally can't adapt to his presence as easily as the children can. Luke's hunt for proof that Santa doesn't exist puts Paul's claim that he never lies to the test.
4:10am
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 8 - Going To AmericaA successful American priest sees Ted talking down a fellow priest from a window ledge, and invites him to move over to LA and become a television celebrity cleric.
4:25am
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The Trip
The Trip To Greece, Episode 6 - The Mani To IthacaRob and Steve's island-hopping tour is cut short in King Nestor's home of Pilos as Steve receives some bad news. It makes for an emotional journey home.