Television
TV schedule Thursday 19th March 2020
6:25am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 23 - More About TwirlingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a sports hall. They watch a gymnast dance whilst twirling a ribbon. Toodloo copies the gymnast, twirling a ribbon. Chickedy and Chick join in and Great BigHoo tries too but he ends up twirling his ribbon around Toodloo, Chickedy and Chick.
6:50am
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Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 1 - Timmy Makes MusicTimmy cannot decide what instrument to play at band practice, so he hangs on to all of them and causes chaos.
7:15am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 2 - Dare DennisA bungled attempt at a stunt leads Dennis to accidentally become an internet star and Beanotown celebrity. But his moment of fame is short-lived and he is soon replaced by Walter's cat who can play the piano. Dennis has to stage the best stunt yet to gain back his audience.
7:20am
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The Piglet Files
Series 2, Episode 7 - Under Cover ActivityPiglet is embroiled in a blackmail case when Drummond enlists him to help entrap a Russian agent. If it goes wrong his marriage could be in danger, but it seems really rather a simple affair...
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 41 - Crouching Hamster, Hidden WagonPenfold is summoned by his Granny to help retrieve the stolen book of Farm Fu.
7:35am
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7:45am
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As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Old Flame?Lionel's jealousy is aroused when an old flame from Jean's past gets in touch with her. But Jean cannot resist the invitation to dine with a boyfriend of so many years ago.
7:55am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 24 - The Valley Of Balls, KazakhstanThe Go Jetters travel to the Valley of Balls in Kazakhstan, where they find thousands of rocks which are almost perfectly round. Meanwhile, Grandmaster Glitch is seeking the ideal ball to use to practice his bowling - something big and heavy.
8am15 min
Class Dismissed
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Dramatic AnnouncementMr Christopher makes a dramatic announcement but is fuming when no-one seems bothered.
8:10am
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8:20am
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As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 3 - The New NeighboursWhen the new next-door neighbours - a Mr and Mrs Duncan - move in, Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to find out what they are like.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 6 - Climate-MateRobert tries hard to get his latest Climate-mate invention working properly, in order to cool down the temperature in Justin's House!
8:55am
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Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 4 - Of Mice And WomenWhen Jo spots a mouse scurrying across her bedroom floor, it provides Robin with the perfect excuse to try to spend some time with Chrissy. Mr Roper's quite pleased, too!
9am
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Porridge
Episode 5 - The ListenerAn intriguing new inmate arrives at Wakeley, in the form of depressed rock star Rob Strange. Fletch is tasked with keeping an eye on him but events take an unexpected turn.
9:05am
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 24 - Timmy's MonsterIt is a wintry day at the nursery and Timmy discovers some strange extra-large footprints in the snow.
9:25am
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Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 5 - Somebody Out There Likes MeFlowers, and later a large box of chocolates, arrive for Chrissy, "from an admirer". She's uncomfortable with the unidentified attention and gives them to Mildred; George is more than a little bit jealous.
9:25am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 5 - DreamhouseTerry finally gets the chance to taste the high life when he has to mind a singing star's dream home. Arthur, as usual, has other ideas.
9:30am
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The Angel Who Pawned Her Harp
A repeat of this 1953 film.
9:30am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 5 - CultureGeorge takes the Spuds to the museum of mouldy cheese. Anna dares Dave to lick the cheeses on display.
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 2 - More About CollectingThe Twirlywoos are watching some children collecting shells on a beach.
9:40am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beauty Queen AffairA camper tries to bribe the Entertainments Manager and steps are taken to stop the Camp Host from celebrating his birthday every two weeks.
9:40am
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bored SillyGran accidentally wins a board game as a Bingo prize, and after being locked up for years the game has a vendetta all of its own.
9:50am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?
9:55am
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That's My Boy
Series 4, Episode 7 - Surprise SurpriseIda's birthday is fast approaching, and on the same day as the village dance.
10:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
12:10pm
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Curtain Up
A provincial theatre repertory company is thrown into disarray by a new play.
12:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 10 - Waffle's VisitThe Brooklyn-Bells take Waffle round to Mrs Hobbs' house to show her what a good dog he's become. She's very impressed until she discovers Waffle has gone missing.
12:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 10Hyacinth wants to share her hostessing techniques and has placed an advertisement in the local newspaper promoting her high quality services.
1pm
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Porridge
Episode 5 - The ListenerAn intriguing new inmate arrives at Wakeley, in the form of depressed rock star Rob Strange. Fletch is tasked with keeping an eye on him but events take an unexpected turn.
1:30pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 8 - More About Coming And GoingThe Brass Band visit the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat - but are they coming or going?
1:40pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beauty Queen AffairA camper tries to bribe the Entertainments Manager and steps are taken to stop the Camp Host from celebrating his birthday every two weeks.
2:20pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 1 - Away From It AllThe Goods leave Jerry and Margo in charge of the house for a weekend in order to unwind. However they are so worried that the Leadbetters will not be able to cope that they can not relax at all.
2:45pm
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Almost Never
Series 1, Episode 11 - The BoxingTensions between The Wonderland and GHF escalate at a boxing fundraiser at The Palais.
3pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 10Hyacinth wants to share her hostessing techniques and has placed an advertisement in the local newspaper promoting her high quality services.
3:20pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 5Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
3:35pm
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Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 1 - Operation KiltThe platoon take part in an exercise in which they must protect the church hall from being captured by full-time soldiers lead by a Scottish captain.
3:35pm
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Class Dismissed
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Dramatic AnnouncementMr Christopher makes a dramatic announcement but is fuming when no-one seems bothered.
4:15pm
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 6 - Another Bride, Another GroomThe shady dealings of a loveable rogue. The last thing Arthur wants to do on his niece's wedding day is shift a consignment of pornographic magazines.
4:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:50pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 25 - Gliding, ArgentinaThe Go Jet cadets are taking to the skies in Argentina in an attempt to pass their academy gliding test.
5pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 7 - Blinking 'EckBetty wants a nice photo of Dave and Anna, but the camera George uses happens to belong to Gran, and it's been cursed by an ancient mummy.
5pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 21Wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper gets all her facts wrong about pigs, ever-helpful Humphrey causes trouble for his neighbour as he tries to eat his packed lunch in the park and tap dancer Dan Step gets into all sorts of shoe-related difficulties on the dance floor.
5pm
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All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 10 - Bee BoyHannah tries to come up with a new business idea for her school project and starts to worry when her super-competitive dad offers to help. Dad starts a cake sale and enters into a bitter rivalry with Mr Leith.
5:15pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 8 - WishesIf there were two things Dave could wish for it would be for Fuzzypeg to smell better, and for Gran to be nicer. Is getting what you want always a good thing?
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 11 - Waffle The Grand-DogGram and Grand visit. Waffle loves Gram; he'll only leave his new dog doormat for her.
5:25pm
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Bread
Series 6, Episode 9Adrian's new relationship with Irene has already hit a snag, Nellie becomes more concerned about Grandad when he starts becoming forgetful and Aveline is given a reality check by her agent.
6pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Episode 2 - Ted At The HelmTed is now convinced that he is to become the new Camp Entertainments Manager. This feeling is reinforced by the fact that he has been summoned to Head Office.
6pm
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Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 4 - BMXing!Tim Vine strips to his waist, Russell Howard gets tattooed, while Alice Levine apes Leonardo da Vinci using squirty cream. Greg Davies sets the truly absurd tasks.
6pm
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All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 11 - DogThings quickly get out of hand when Ben gets a dog and is mistaken for a being blind whilst out walking it!
6:20pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 1 - Away From It AllThe Goods leave Jerry and Margo in charge of the house for a weekend in order to unwind. However they are so worried that the Leadbetters will not be able to cope that they can not relax at all.
6:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 1 - You Can't Manufacture Happy Endings For EverybodySandy's boyfriend calls at the house to tell Sandy some important news, and Jean is desperate to know what it is. And Alistair cannot decide whether to concentrate on his work or love life.
7pm
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Porridge
Episode 5 - The ListenerAn intriguing new inmate arrives at Wakeley, in the form of depressed rock star Rob Strange. Fletch is tasked with keeping an eye on him but events take an unexpected turn.
7pm
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Room 101
Series 1, Episode 2 - Gregg Wallace, Gabby Logan, Sarah MillicanThis week Gregg Wallace, Gabby Logan and Sarah Millican try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include cashpoints, buffets and anti-social cats.
7:05pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 3 - Mardy Mary Queen Of ScotsWe follow the young Mary as she stumbles from young girl in Scotland, to Queen in France, back to Queen in Scotland, and finally to Elizabeth I's public enemy no. 1 - with a bit of Queenian Rhapsody thrown in for good measure! Meanwhile across the world we meet silver-nosed Danish scientist Tycho Brahe, and Mr H gives us his unique take on the epic Battle of Lepanto in another History's Craziest Fools.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 8 - In Which Romance Springs A LeakToby is beginning to realise that the benefits of going back to his ex-wife far outweigh the advantages of living alone in a sparsely furnished house with no-one to cook or clean for him.
7:25pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
7:35pm
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Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 1 - Operation KiltThe platoon take part in an exercise in which they must protect the church hall from being captured by full-time soldiers lead by a Scottish captain.
7:40pm
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7:40pm
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Room 101
Series 1, Episode 1 - Danny Baker, Fern Britton, Robert WebbFrank Skinner acts as host of the new revamped series. This week Danny Baker, Fern Britton and Robert Webb try to send the things they hate the most into the infamous Orwellian chamber. Nominations include Jeremy Kyle and panel shows.
8pm
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Comedy Legends
Series 1, Episode 6 - Jack BennyBarry Cryer explores the career of Jack Benny, the influential comedian who was one of the most celebrated American entertainers of the 20th century.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 5Stand-up comedian Rob Beckett, former Olympic athlete Denise Lewis and boxer James DeGale are next in line to join James Corden and the ALOTO boys for more laughs, trivia and wacky challenges. This week, the guests don giant foam trainers to compete in a tricky heptathlon, while Freddie Flintoff faces off against Jack Whitehall in a heated fencing challenge.
8:20pm
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Dad's Army - The Lost Episodes
Episode 1 - The Loneliness Of The Long-Distance WalkerWhen Walker receives is calling up papers, Mainwaring realises with horror that his departure will mean the loss of his whisky supply. None of the men wish to lose their friend, so eagerly set about thwarting his impending medical.
8:20pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 55, Episode 1Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jeremy Paxman and panellists Steph McGovern and Josh Widdicombe.
8:30pm
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So Awkward Files
Episode 5 - Rufus and MarthaRufus is miserable because all his answers point to him being a failure. Martha attempts to raise his spirits by reminding of his many talents - like being musical, stylish and slightly above average at chess.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
9:20pm
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QI
Series H, Christmas Special - Hocus PocusA special and magical Christmas edition with Graham Norton, Lee Mack and Daniel Radcliffe.
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 6 - Life On Mars BarsStuck in a coma, with friends and family gathered round his hospital bed, Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy. But is it really so perfect and will the reality match up?
10pm
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The Smallest Show On Earth
A couple inherit a cinema and are shocked to find a decrepit building.
10pm
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Vic & Bob's Big Night Out
Series 2, Episode 4In this final episode, Mulligan & O'Hare present their new album Caravan Park and Vic reveals his latest plastic surgery enhancement. Three acts battle it out in Novelty Island while Vaun tries to lure Vic away from Bob.
10pm40 min
Meet The Richardsons
Series 1, Episode 4The Richardsons finally get to attend the showbiz event of the year: the Jonathan Ross Halloween party. Lucy's excited, especially when she meets Jason Donovan at the party, but she's not as excited as Jon who has an audition to be a voice in a Pixar film - his lifelong dream.
10pm30 min
Breeders
Series 1, Episode 3 - No AccidentAlly attempts to acclimatise to Michael's continued presence while Paul, suspected of intentionally hurting his mum, begins to question if his accident-prone son's frequent injuries might actually be his fault.
10:20pm
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Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 3 - ThreeismJeremy's love life takes a surprising turn, as Mark is dealing with his own matters of the heart.
10:30pm
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The Comedians At The King's
Episode 2Stand-up comedy from some of the country's funniest comedians, including Gary Little, Jojo Sutherland, John Moloney, Ninia Benjamin and Andy Askins.
10:30pm
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 11After contemplating the concept of memory, Ricky and Karl perfom a roleplay where they are the two lobes of Karl's brain.
10:40pm
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QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
10:55pm
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Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 4 - Mole-MappingMark's determination to get the woman of his dreams isn't hindered by the fact that she has a husband. Jeremy on the other hand is getting a tough dose of reality from a client.
11pm
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Bob Servant
Bob Servant Independent, Episode 3 - Women And GodIt's just three weeks to the by-election and Bob's faltering campaign urgently needs a boost. In a daring twin attack, Bob and Frank target both the religious vote and Broughty Ferry's womenfolk.
11:20pm
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 11Dara O'Briain and the regulars relive the week's events for the last time in this run. With guests Milton Jones, Miles Jupp and Andi Osho.
11:25pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
11:30pm
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Two Doors Down
Series 2, Episode 5Eric is persuaded to wear one of Colin's old kilts for the trip but ends up red-faced when he reveals more to the Tartan Army than he'd ever intended.
11:30pm
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Romesh Ranganathan: Irrational Live
TV edit of Romesh Ranganathan's stand-up DVD.
11:40pm
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Meet Mister Lucifer
A repeat of this 1953 film.
Midnight
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 6 - Life On Mars BarsStuck in a coma, with friends and family gathered round his hospital bed, Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy. But is it really so perfect and will the reality match up?
Midnight
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Breeders
Series 1, Episode 3 - No AccidentAlly attempts to acclimatise to Michael's continued presence while Paul, suspected of intentionally hurting his mum, begins to question if his accident-prone son's frequent injuries might actually be his fault.
Midnight
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Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 4 - BMXing!Tim Vine strips to his waist, Russell Howard gets tattooed, while Alice Levine apes Leonardo da Vinci using squirty cream. Greg Davies sets the truly absurd tasks.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 8Jimmy Carr hosts the last in the current series, as Sean Lock and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Alan Carr and Joe Lycett. Plus special guest Spencer Jones joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
12:30am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 2Russell tells us what is bugging him this week - for example, why do we hunt foxes who just want a bit of chicken, but feed bread to ducks who use gang rape to procreate. Russell also meets the Witch-Finder General from the London Dungeon in the mystery guest segment.
12:35am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 6 - Another Bride, Another GroomThe shady dealings of a loveable rogue. The last thing Arthur wants to do on his niece's wedding day is shift a consignment of pornographic magazines.
12:40am
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Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 3 - ThreeismJeremy's love life takes a surprising turn, as Mark is dealing with his own matters of the heart.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 55, Episode 1Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jeremy Paxman and panellists Steph McGovern and Josh Widdicombe.
1:05am
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The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 2, Episode 4Routines by comedians Stephen Bailey, Aaron Simmonds, Lily Phillips, Tom Lucy, Elf Lyons, Glenn Moore, Michael Odewale, Helen Bauer, Dane Baptiste and Lloyd Griffith are reconstructed as sketches.
1:10am
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Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 4 - Mole-MappingMark's determination to get the woman of his dreams isn't hindered by the fact that she has a husband. Jeremy on the other hand is getting a tough dose of reality from a client.
1:30am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 3More top internet clips and funniness from Russell Howard, including some Bonfire Night themed viral videos. In the extended-length repeat, Canadian comic Craig Campbell tells us what he likes about Britain.
1:40am
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Smack The Pony
A selection of episodes from the first series of the all-women sketch show.
2am
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Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley
TV broadcast of Lee Evans live at Wembley in 2002, unleashing his latest material to a giddy crowd.
2am
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QI
Series H, Christmas Special - Hocus PocusA special and magical Christmas edition with Graham Norton, Lee Mack and Daniel Radcliffe.
2:35am
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CelebAbility
Series 1, Episode 1This week, Vicky Pattison, Pete Wicks, Olivia Buckland, Mikey North and Rickie Haywood Williams join forces. Ensuring everyone is playing by the book is official adjudicator Marek Larwood.
2:40am
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Porters
Series 2, Episode 1 - Wedding & PerfumeA new Porter, Anthony, is in town as Tillman has headed off temporarily to a religious retreat. Meanwhile, Lucy presents Simon with a huge engagement ring.
3am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 4The daft, astonishing and insightful panel show continues as host Lee Mack invites comedy queen Sarah Millican, explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes and comedian Russell Kane to put amazing facts and mind-blowing trivia to the test.
3:10am
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Morgana Robinson's The Agency
Highlights Special - Best OfIn this special 'best of' episode, we get an insight into the man behind Mann Management as Vincent gives us the inside track on what it's really like to an agent to some of the UK's brightest stars. We also look back on some of the highlights of the series, including Natalie Cassidy's attempt to set up a fame school, Danny Dyer's sex tape debacle and Miranda Hart's appearance on Game of Thrones. As we close the series, we see Vincent's stars answer the ultimate question: fame or happiness?
3:10am
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Beat The Internet With John Robins
Episode 7John Robins hosts the new comedy quiz show where contestants try to finish sentences based on some of the internet's most popular search terms.
3:25am
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A Yank In Ermine
A repeat of this 1955 film.
3:35am
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Beat The Internet With John Robins
Episode 8John Robins hosts the new comedy quiz show where contestants try to finish sentences based on some of the internet's most popular search terms.