Television

Public Nuisance No. 1

A rich layabout is sent to work at his family's south of France hotel to learn discipline and responsibility.

On The Buses

Blakey's latest tactics - early closing of the canteen and sacking its staff - leads Jack to call a strike; but when management offer him a sweetener the union pulls its backing, leaving Stan to strike alone. He initially stages a bus sit-in, but is soon back at home decorating the kitchen.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos find themselves in a restaurant and a waiter is taking the diners' orders.

Lovejoy

Junk or otherwise, death invariably yields up a fresh supply of objects to the antique trade. But old James Bexon saw everything in Pairs, and Lovejoy's own life could be at stake.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer is stressed out and has had enough of the farm and it's inhabitants. He storms off for a break, suitcase in hand, only to reappear almost immediately, the same, but somehow different. The farm is transformed into a hippy commune where work and chores are abolished and the animals are encouraged to express themselves...

Danger Mouse

The Professor's young visitor - competition winner Dawn Crumhorn - becomes a Barbie-like pink-obsessed child-villain after an accident in the lab.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Pieface's first sleepover in the den is troubled by spooky tales of a frightening Fangtom and Walter turning up with a demolition gang determined to flatten the den!

Hi-De-Hi!

In the last episode in the series, as the end of the season at Maplin's approaches, the staff discuss their plans for the future.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean is on his way to the seaside when the Mini runs out of petrol. Undeterred he manages to get a push, but for some reason the do-gooders don't want to push him all the way to the beach!

Lovejoy

Murder and theft lead Lovejoy into a deadly game with a mysterious collector, whose passion for antique pistols is strong enough to kill again.

Go Jetters

A giant Grandmaster Glitch means big trouble for the Giant's Causeway - can the Go Jetters stop him in his tracks?

The Green Green Grass

Marlene's doting mum Dora visits to help put a smile back on her grandson's face.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave is given a bulb to grow. Popping it in his lunch box, it isn't long before he discovers it's partial to Betty's sandwiches.

Bitz & Bob

With Bitz on drums, Bob on guitar and Bevel on vocals, The Booyahs are ready to perform.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Geraldine's idea of a special service to bless and celebrate animals - the focus of much of the rural village's life - is welcomed warmly by her flock, but soon finds Dibley ridiculed in the national tabloids. Could this lead to her departure from the community already?

Sooty

Sooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.

Rotten To The Core

A repeat of this 1965 film.

Saluting Dad's Army

Alexander Armstrong looks at how the show transferred to the radio and to the stage before finally coming to an end on television - only to live on in the hearts of its millions of fans.

The Dog Ate My Homework

Sylvie v Hakeem. Hacker T Dog is joined by special guests Dr Ranj, Bec Hill, Jarred Christmas and Rosie Jones.

Are You Being Served?

Revival of the sitcom classic set in a department store.

Strange Hill High

Becky, Mitchell and Templeton stumble upon a dilapidated greenhouse with one lone plant struggling for life.

The Zoo

It's time for the zoo's new tiger cub to meet his massive, meat-munching, food-obsessed dad.

Outnumbered

The Brockman family have decided to foster a sense of community by throwing a Christmas party for their neighbours.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

The Brooklyn-Bells call on Mrs Hobbs to persuade her not to move house, only to find that her cat, George, has fleas. They offer to help and discover a secret about Mrs Hobbs.

Diddy TV

Diddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include The Dom Show, Deadly Diddy 60 and Diddymind. Strictly's Bruno Tonioli gives his verdict.

Minder

When Arthur's used car lot is threatened by a compulsory purchase order, he decides to stand as an independent candidate in the local council by-election.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Geraldine's idea of a special service to bless and celebrate animals - the focus of much of the rural village's life - is welcomed warmly by her flock, but soon finds Dibley ridiculed in the national tabloids. Could this lead to her departure from the community already?

So Awkward

Lily gets addicted to a virtual reality game and Ollie is forced to express his feelings.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean demonstrates diving and sandwich-making.

Mr. Bean

In this escapade, Mr. Bean buys a TV and a new camera, has an itchy foot and goes on a date.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animation starring Johnny Vegas.

Murder On The Blackpool Express

Comedy drama about a coach driver investigating a series of murders.

Bitz & Bob

Naughty fairies Zipsy and Popsy have put a spell on Princess Purl so that she sleeps for a gazillion years.

Catweazle

Children's fantasy comedy drama series.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters travel to Algeria in north Africa to check out the ancient Timgad Ruins.

The Admirable Crichton

1957 film based on J M Barrie's play. Kenneth More stars as butler to a family who find themselves shipwrecked on a desert island.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of three Christmas specials from the David Jason sitcom.

GiggleQuiz

Dina Lady's brussels sprout cake is a recipe for chaos in today's quiz. Nana Knickerbocker and her panto cows also get busy making cakes.

Would I Lie To You?

A selection of episodes from the third series of the lie-based panel game.

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Sequel to the hit 2012 comedy drama in which a group of British pensioners retire to a hotel in India.

Dad's Army

The platoon are called upon to help work on a camp which is testing a new weapon, a huge wheel. While at first their work is not so glamorous, they soon find themselves trying to stop the weapon when it goes haywire - by Pike's home-made portable radio.

Not Going Out

A selection of epiosdes from the ninth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.

A League Of Their Own

Presenter Amanda Holden joins Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall on the blue team, while Jamie Redknapp lines up alongside award-winning comic and Trollied star Aisling Bea, and his former Liverpool midfield partner John Barnes.

Horrible Histories

A special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring songs from the series, including King Alfred singing about his burnt cakes, and Henry VIII singing about his love of reformation. With host Rattus to guide the way.

Trust Morecambe & Wise...

Lenny Henry is joined by Gary Morecambe, Michele Dotrice, Ben Miller and Angela Rippon as he looks at Love and Relationships according to Eric and Ernie.

The Catherine Tate Show

A selection of episodes from the third series of the sketch series.

Benidorm

Eddie and Loretta seem to be getting on surprisingly well as they make secret plans for an anniversary party for Billy and Sheron back in the UK.

Only Fools And Horses

This third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!

Scot Squad

This week Officer Karen offers a helping hand, whilst biting her tongue, when Bobby shows the results of his first experience with Botox. Meanwhile urban officers PC Jack McLaren and PC Sarah Fletcher set their sights on a criminal who makes a spectacle of himself.

Dave Gorman: Terms And Conditions Apply

Dave Gorman is joined by Phil Wang, Rose Matafeo and Marcus Brigstocke.

Two Doors Down

A domestic disaster leads to Christine becoming Beth and Eric's houseguest.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison look back at the Wimbledon final and ahead at the final preparations for the London Olympics, with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Miles Jupp and Milton Jones.

Father Ted

Father Stone, a priest even more boring than Dougal is stupid, is paying his annual visit - and he doesn't have to get back to his Parish for a few weeks...

The Royle Family

It's Christmas Day, and Baby David's first birthday. It's also the Royles' first opportunity to meet Emma's parents, who leave Jim with a sour taste in the mouth. However, an unexpected present soon puts a smile back on his hairy face.

Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan

Spoof documentary starring Sacha Baron Cohen as Kazakhstan's leading journalist, travelling through the heart of America.

Father Ted

The fearsome Bishop Brennan drops by the parochial house in order to task Ted and Dougal with picketing a new film, The Passion Of Saint Tibulus.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain and the regulars present a special highlights edition of the topical comedy show.

The Russell Howard Hour

Join Russell as he pulls apart the political chaos, chats with cult film director Kevin Smith, and goes down the pub with Hollywood royalty Elizabeth Banks.

The Royle Family

It's Christmas Day at the Royles' and Barbara is up to her eyes in it as Jim is out of action due to an unfortunate incident in the precinct.

Gregory's Girl

Love is a game of two halves in this endearing eighties tale of an adolescent crush.

Would I Lie To You?

This week, TV presenter Davina McCall and comedian Dave Gorman join David's camp and compete against journalistic powerhouse Janet Street-Porter and funnyman Omid Djalili on Lee's team.

Jimmy Carr: Being Funny

A live performance of Jimmy Carr's 2011 stand-up show from Birmingham Symphony Hall.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Danny Wallace, James Corden, Gerry Stergiopoulos and Charley Uchea.

Have I Got News For You

Ian and Paul return with further topical comedy games.Regular captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Lee Mack and panellists Janet Street-Porter and Sara Pascoe.

Through The Keyhole

This edition's star-studded panel are actor Shane Richie, number whizz Rachel Riley, and Blur bassist Alex James.

John Bishop In Conversation With...

John Bishop sits down with Canadian-Irish comedian and presenter Katherine Ryan. Katherine reveals how she coped with being a single mum just as her comedy career took flight as well as reminiscing on growing up in a small Canadian town and being diagnosed with Lupus.

Minder

Arthur's luck seems to be going to the dogs when he buys a dodgy greyhound and gets conned over some bent videos. But are the police too busy fighting with each other to catch him red-handed?

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr hosts proceedings as team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford battle it out to discover who knows what is going on in Britain today. The guests on this first episode of the sixth series are David Walliams, Vic Reeves, Apprentice winner Raef Bjayou and Jodie Kidd.

The Last Leg

Adam, Josh and Alex are joined by Richard Ayoade and Ellie Taylor.

On The Buses

Whilst the company puts all employees through a medical, Stand and Jack overhear Blakey tell the doctor this his "days are numbered", and, overcome with remorse with the way they have treated the inspector in the past, swear to be kind to him during his last few hours on Earth...

Russell Howard's Good News

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the satirical comedy.

Not Going Out

When Lee and Lucy cancel dinner with Toby and Anna at the last moment it opens up a can of worms.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

This week, Harry takes a look at Young Apprentice and asks whether meat or tomatoes are better. An eyebrow is raised to Gino D'Acampo's There's No Taste Like Home, and an early chopper is spotted at Downton Abbey.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Under Harry's TV microsope this week are Tamara Ecclestone, with her billion-dollar lifestyle struggle, and animal mimicry in Wild Britain With Ray Mears.

Zapped

Brian has the amulet that can get him home, but it doesn't work. Howell tricks him into getting a book from the sinister Munty Library to help. Barbara's mother comes to visit and takes a shine to Herman. Meanwhile Steg is mistaken for a goblin.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Easter is approaching, and whilst the village is struggling to make good on its Lenten fasts, old Mrs Cropley is taken ill. The prognosis is bleak, and she asks the Vicar one final favour before passing into the hereafter...

Zapped

Brian joins the Munty Reserve forces for some easy money. Barbara finally gets into the Seers Guild and Steg joins a Dragon Spotting Society. But Howell knows that there is something menacing lurking outside Munty and it's getting closer...

Kiss The Bride Goodbye

A repeat of this 1945 film.