Television
TV schedule Sunday 13th October 2019
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 9 - The VisitBlakey's mother announces she's coming to Luxton to pay her son a visit, and the Butlers naturally offer to put her up for the couple of nights. But she soon proves to be even more dreadful than her son - demanding, mean and manipulative!
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 20 - More About Getting WetThe Twirlywoos are in a kitchen watching a man washing his clothes.
The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 7 - A Private Member's BillWhen a leading politician advocates the merging of MI5 and MI6 under the control of Special Branch, Piglet, Lewis, Dexter and Flint are sent out to thwart his plans by discrediting him.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 18 - The Shadow PlayIt's bedtime for Timmy but he's overtired and his Mum can't get him to sleep. Nothing seems to calm him until Shaun accidentally makes a shadow puppet on the wall. They put on a puppet show to help Timmy get to sleep. As the drama unfolds the audience see more than they bargained for.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 4 - Ernest Penfold And The Half-Price WandThe streets of are London teeming with hundreds of wannabe wizards, all brandishing identical wands. After discovering that the wands are mass-produced shavings from Merlin's legendary staff, DM and Penfold set out to stop Quark's latest money-making scheme by reuniting the staff with its rightful owner.
The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Beagle Has LandedDexter and Lewis attempt to infiltrate a militant animal-rights group. Unsurprisingly, they have little success. Piglet, however, could be just the man for the job.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 19 - The Great Beanotown Bake-OffPieface's all time hero, Cherry Bakewell, is coming to Beanotown to judge the annual bake-off.
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 6 - Roller DiscoDanny and Mick get their skates on in order to get their jobs done in time for the roller disco - that spells wheely big trouble for everyone.
We Have Been Watching
Episode 2In this episode great moments from Absolutely Fabulous, Hancock's Half Hour, Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em and The Royle Family are examined by Johnny Vegas and Jo Joyner; Sally Phillips and Sarah Hadland; John Challis and Sue Holderness; Larry Lamb and Zoe Lyons; and many more.
Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 3Football fan Ryan plays solo on the iconic trivia-based game show against our team of two from Dublin, Padraig and Molly.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Lake Titicaca, South AmericaWhat goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.
The Ghost Of St. Michael's
Will Hay comedy.
Diddy TV
Series 3, Highlights Special - Top Diddy TV MomentsJoin us for the countdown as the stars of stage and screen reflect on the top seven and a half Diddy TV moments of all time.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 11 - Sinking FeelingWhen heavy things are put on soft surfaces like sand, they sometimes sink. Spreading the weight across a bigger surface area can help to stop that sinking feeling, so we're making sand shoes from cardboard and ribbon.
Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 2A-level students Freya and Rowan play against solo player Usman as they put young people's intelligence to the test.
David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 1This first episode charts Sir David's journey from working class lad in North Finchley to TV star. It follows his transition from theatre actor to early TV roles, and how his partnership with Ronnie Barker helped establish him as a major comic talent by the mid-70s.
Sooty
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Garden PartyThe gang prepare Mr Slater's stately home for a lavish garden party. But with changing weather and a broken statue, can Sooty's magic save the day?
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Porridge: Inside Out
Episode 2 - Banged UpSecond of three programmes celebrating this truly classic sitcom. Find out about life on set, while cast members, the writers and fans share their memories.
Carry On, Constable
Classic comedy with Sid James making his debut. A group of novices are drafted in to cover at a police station that's been hit by flu.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 39 - Wimbledon, EnglandThe Go Jetters are at Centre Court in Wimbledon, London, to watch the world's most famous tennis tournament.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 40 - Cave Of Crystals, MexicoWhile in Mexico, Glitch takes a short cut through the Cave of Crystals, a hidden space that contains some of the biggest crystals in the world!
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of nine episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 3Football fan Ryan plays solo on the iconic trivia-based game show against our team of two from Dublin, Padraig and Molly.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 15 - Waffle & The Swimming PoolWaffle has so much fun on a doggy playdate at Mr Willow's house that he decides to stay for a sleepover! The Brooklyn-Bells miss Waffle and can't wait for his return.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 2 - Wicked William The ConquerorYoung William, Duke of Normandy, quarrels with Harold Godwinson about who should be King of England, before bashing the English and taking the crown at the famous Battle of Hastings in 1066! Meanwhile across the world, discover Chinese technology light years ahead of the dunderheaded Normans and Saxons in England, and meet one of the world's first scientists in Egypt.
Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 2A-level students Freya and Rowan play against solo player Usman as they put young people's intelligence to the test.
The Early Bird
Slapstick comedy starring Norman Wisdom as a milkman for a small, independent dairy who finds his livelihood threatened by a large conglomerate.
Carry On Cleo
The Carry On team take on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra. Caesar's plan goes awry when Antony is captivated by Cleopatra.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 14 - A Birthday SurpriseBitz, Bob, Bevel, Zip and Pop are making Purl a surprise birthday present - the best hairclip ever!
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 7 - Go Jetter Heroes: Polar ExplorersWhen Glitch and Kyan race to the south pole, Glitch's loyal Grimbots steal the pole's marker to help Glitch win. But when Glitch orders them to return it, they find themselves lost and trapped in the ice - and the Go Jetters must spring into action to rescue them.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the lie-based panel game.
Here Comes The Sun
A repeat of this 1946 film.
Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the third series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
For The Love Of Ada
Series 4, Christmas Special - Christmas With AdaAfter a riotous work Christmas party, Leslie's in the doghouse. His tie's missing, as are the car keys, and a large-cupped bra is found on the back seat. If only he could remember what happened!
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
Morecambe & Wise In America
Episode 1This episode tells of Morecambe and Wise's first steps in their American adventure, appearing on the high-rating CBS variety series The Ed Sullivan Show.
Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 6 - Never Too OldJones has done it - after years of on-off courting, he's asked Mrs. Fox to marry him and is absolutely delighted when she accepts. But on the wedding day, there's an invasion alert.
'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the wartime sitcom.
The Fast Show
Series 2, Episode 1All the familiar comic faces feature alongside characters including competitive Dad and Chris the Crafty Cockney.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Brendan O'Carroll sitcom.
Have I Got News For You
Series 56, Episode 10Ian and Paul return for another look at the headlines, with guest host Gary Lineker and panellists Tom Allen and Ayesha Hazarika.
Chewin' The Fat
Sketch show centred around the talents of Scottish actors Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill and Karen Dunbar.
The Mash Report
Series 3, Episode 6Rachel Parris returns to report on a drop in EU migration to the UK; Nish addresses a new wave of climate change protests; and Geoff Norcott looks at the divided state of the country.
Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 1, Episode 4Sara Pascoe is joined by Ivo Graham, Luke McQueen and Rachel Parris.
Celebrity Juice
Series 22, Episode 1Joining the panel to kick off the new series, it's worldwide singing star James Blunt, TV presenter and original Essex boy Mark Wright, stand-up sensation Katherine Ryan, and Good Morning Britain's Richard Arnold.
Rob Beckett's Savage Socials
Episode 3DJ Khaled gets his breakfast and there's a selection of embarrassing celebrity dads. Plus, plenty of disgusting dogs, and at number one Love Island's Lucie and Joe.
Tutti Frutti
Episode 6 - A Wop-Boppa Loo-Bop A Wop-Bam BoomThe release of their album is a major disaster and everything seems to fall apart for the band members.
Taskmaster
Series 9, Episode 6 - Bready, Bready, BreadyJo Brand demonstrates an impressive grasp of street slang, Katy Wix uses a long part of her body to steal something sweet and David Baddiel takes a sledgehammer to a tricky problem. Plus, another former champion, Katherine Ryan, makes a dramatic return to the studio!
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 11, Episode 5 - Tracey's ChoiceDorien's Book Group is convening to discuss Crime and Punishment - which turns out to be rather applicable to the events that unfold in Tracey's household. Melanie Fishman returns.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 11, Episode 6 - The Chief, The Cook, His Mum & Her LodgerSharon welcomes Tracey home from prison with a job offer in the school kitchen she is now managing. Dorien's gambling debts are mounting up and now she cannot pay the rent, so Sharon arranges employment for her too - at a frock exchange.
The Fast Show
Series 2, Episode 1All the familiar comic faces feature alongside characters including competitive Dad and Chris the Crafty Cockney.
QI
Series O, Episode 6 - Odds And EndsSandi Toksvig considers various odds and ends. Ever wondered how to tell a schnauzerorgan from a paddywhack? With Matt Lucas, Romesh Ranganathan and Liza Tarbuck.
The Comedy Man
A repeat of this 1964 film.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 14 (Channel 4: Series 15), Episode 2Lee Mack and Victoria Coren Mitchell take on Alan Carr and Dane Baptiste. Sam Simmons is in with Susie Dent, and Rachel Riley is in charge of the letters and numbers.
Have I Got News For You
Series 33, Episode 5Kirsty Young acts as host. With Dr. Phil Hammond on Ian's side and Bob Marshall-Andrews on Paul's.
Plebs
Series 5, Episode 3 - The BanquetThe boys gatecrash a posh banquet having received an invitation by mistake. Once there, Marcus attempts to win favour with their host Senator Varus, while Jason seduces bored aristocrat Rufina. Banished to eat with the other slaves, Grumio overhears what he thinks might be a poison plot.
Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 4 - Superstar DJsRob and Romesh's next stop in their journey of discovery leads them into the hot and loud world of Superstar DJs.
Minder
Series 3, Episode 3 - Rembrandt Doesn't Live Here AnymoreA chance meeting in a club which Terry is minding takes Arthur into the world of fine art as he sees an opportunity to make some money by selling forgeries.
Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 2, Episode 3Maya Jama, Michael Dapaah and London Hughes go up against Lady Leshurr, Judi Love and Jay 1.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 1 - Corinthian DiesJanet has had enough and, feeling she's fallen out of love with Jonny, decides to leave him.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 5 - Ed Byrne, Adam Hills and Gina YashereStand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Irish gem Ed Byrne hosts in front of a 3,500-strong audience, with guest appearances from Adam Hills and London's own Gina Yashere.
Modesty Blaise
A repeat of this 1966 film.
Rob Beckett's Savage Socials
Episode 3DJ Khaled gets his breakfast and there's a selection of embarrassing celebrity dads. Plus, plenty of disgusting dogs, and at number one Love Island's Lucie and Joe.
Game On
Series 3, Episode 3 - Marines And Vacuum CleanerImpressed by Archie's tales of life in the Royal Marines, Matt decides to join the Marines in honour of his dead brother Danny. Trouble is, Martin and Mandy don't recall Matt ever having a brother.
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 1 - A Day In The Life OfWhen a TV crew arrives to make a programme about the hospital, the patients fight for stardom.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 1This week, Harry takes a look at the return of Downton Abbey, ex-model Lorraine Pascale's Home Cooking Made Easy, plus Coach Trip and The X Factor.
Have I Got News For You
Series 56, Episode 10Ian and Paul return for another look at the headlines, with guest host Gary Lineker and panellists Tom Allen and Ayesha Hazarika.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 7I'm A Celebrity is back this week, with star guest ... Sinitta. There's also penguin hopping in Frozen Planet, and a spot of bother with ashes on both Doctors and Coronation Street.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 1Ross Kemp, Bob Mortimer and Sara Cox put their fascinating theories to the test by whatever means necessary.
Upstart Crow
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Play's The ThingJust when Will's controversial new play is about to be presented to Queen Elizabeth, it goes missing. As the finger of suspicion points to his best friend Marlowe, can Will come up with a way to recover his stolen masterpiece? Given its politically sensitive content, is he really wise to want it back?
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 2Lee Mack is joined by Rhod Gilbert, Ruth Jones and Richard Madely.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 10 - What The Stars ForetellThe Butler household is thrown into chaos when the stars foretell marital success for Mum and Olive - and they both set their eyes on Blakey! Meanwhile, the Luxton & District is being subsumed into a national company, so change is afoot at the depot.