Television
TV schedule Thursday 1st August 2019
Gasbags
A repeat of this 1941 film.
Only When I Laugh
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Man With The FaceArchie's lothario-like tendencies are coming back to haunt him when he's convinced he's being stalked by a Greek madman for besmirching his fiancée...
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 14 - High And LowThe Twirlywoos learn about high and low when they watch a lady trying to hang a mirror at the right height. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives them a seesaw to play with.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 1 - Men Of LettersAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 31 - The Fangtom MenacePieface's first sleepover in the den is troubled by spooky tales of a frightening Fangtom and Walter turning up with a demolition gang determined to flatten the den!
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 27 - Clash Of The Odd-EsyDanger Mouse arrives in ancient Greece and befriends Zeus who grants him godly powers.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 6 - Cake CalamityBitz has created a super strawberry, dreamy creamy, nicely icely, bake-a-licious cake that is so tasty Bob suggests she makes more so she can sell them to the whole world.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 2, Episode 6 - What About The WorkersPeter's caught up in the officiousness of trade unionism when a repair man at his firm spots him, a white collared worker, turning a conveyor belt on and off. Matters are set to only get worse as the shop steward arrives.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 44 - The Paddy Fields of ChinaThe Go Jetters swing into action when Glitch uses real landmarks for his crazy golf course.
dinnerladies diaries
Episode 2 - Love BitesVictoria Wood describes the making of dinnerladies, how she did her own warm-up comedy for the show and how she persuaded the BBC to record each episode, not once, but twice.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 16 - Justin RocksThe first ever Justinbury Music Festival is taking place in Justin's house - as long as rock star Justin and his new band are ready in time to open!
The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 4 - Stripy Mcbuttface Rides AgainMale zebra Stripy McButtface has a problem with his feet - his overgrown hooves mean he can't run to herd his females.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Other WomanAfter a family social evening in the works' canteen where Arthur becomes rather too friendly with one of the clippies, Mum and Olive are outraged - and he promptly leaves to stay with his sister.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Final CurtainBoycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 13 - A Lot Of Bull And A Pat On The BackTerry is up to his neck in it when Arthur despatches him to the country to make a very unusual repossession.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Dangerous LivingA newspaper report about the mortality rate of busmen leads everyone to insist Stan loses some weight. He's not pleased, but a date with a much younger clippie makes him think a bit of exercise couldn't hurt.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 4 - More About Louder And LouderThe Twirlywoos are in a kitchen watching a man making a cup of tea.
Boomers
Series 2, Episode 1 - CampingCelebrating Trevor's birthday and anniversary on a campsite, Joyce, Maureen and Carol strike up an interesting new friendship with a strapping young Nordic man.
Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 2Anthea Duxbury finds it somewhat suspect that the eligible Donald Fairchild shows no interest in her, although Caroline finds it amusing that people get the wrong idea about him.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 1 - GloriaAn unexpected visit from great aunt Gloria - mum's harshest critic - means emergency plans are needed. Mum has never told her about her and dad splitting up!
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Four Letter WordMildred's sister, Ethel, and her husband Humphrey drop by. In the course of the conversation, Humphrey offers George the chance of a job - but the offer is strangely withdrawn when George goes into his office...
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Keep It In The Family
Series 5, Episode 1 - Too Many CooksMuriel goes to Australia to visit her mother, Jacqui takes a job, so Susan is left to look after Dudley. Her cooking does not improve with practice so Dudley's boss Duncan comes up with the bright idea that he should employ a housekeeper.
Hank Zipzer
A selection of episodes from the third series of the children's sitcom.
Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 6Caroline's impressed by Donald's handling of a tricky situation in the boardroom, and his speech to the staff about loyalty is most effective. However, she soon has cause to accuse him of gross hypocrisy.
Executive Stress
Series 3, Episode 1Caroline admits there is professional rivalry between her and Donald. Ken and Margaret set out to track down a missing husband and are led into a strange world of betrayal.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 3 - When The Going Gets ToughAs Ben receives notification of an "interview" with the tax inspector, Bill gets into a spot of bother at the supermarket. Meanwhile, there's the small matter of a note and phone number to resolve, and Jenny's going vegetarian.
Child's Play
A repeat of this 1954 film.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Final CurtainBoycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 19 - More About TurningThe Twirlywoos visit a skate park. They spot a skateboard and jump on, practising turning and trick moves.
Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 2 - The ClubMr. Grace gives the staff permission to set up a social club in the basement, but first they must decorate. The problem is, no one can agree on anything.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5 - Happy Birthday ArkwrightWhat does Arkwright want for his birthday? Certainly not a visit from the man from the Good Shop Guide.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Great EscapeIt's the day of the zoo's annual stock take. As all the animals get ready to be counted.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Minder
Series 3, Episode 1 - Dead Men Do Tell TalesTerry gets another dead-end job when Arthur agrees to look after a coffin. What is really in it?
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 27 - Freewheelin'It's the famous Beanotown Freewheeler Derby! During practice, the gang realise Walter's go-cart is especially speedy. Worried that Walter will beat his record, Dennis creates a lighter, faster cart but loses control and injures himself. It is up to Rubi's wheelchair know how and Dennis' carting skills to win the race.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 1 - Bitz's Big BuildBitz promises to build a strong house for Little Bo Purl's goats and for the three little pigs, one that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down.
Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 1Episode one sees the launch of Nails Babez, the automated manicure machine which gives nails the Tezcorp treatment; the new Currency Exchange machine - ruining holidays before you've even got on a plane, and visitors to Marwell Zoo are finding out the truth about their penguins from the Tezcorp Tourist Information Machine.
Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 7 - Hot GadgetzFeaturing the show that looks at some of the hottest new technology around - it's Hot Gadgetz. A celebrity takes on the highest dive ever in Splosh, and it's the return of another celebrity challenge show, Can We Be Magic?
Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 2This week sees foreign language students attempt to improve their English with the Tezcorp British Language Test, including learning Tezcorp's take on the national anthem, while pet owners are driven mad by Vet B.O.T, who has his customers begging, sitting and waiting for their animals. Meanwhile, a young gallery worker is left dumbfounded when the new Tezcorp chocolate fountain decides to serve up its chocolate all over a priceless work of art.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 50 - Horsetail Fall, CaliforniaThe Go Jetters have travelled to Horsetail Fall in the Yosemite National Park. It's a 300m-high waterfall made of melted snow.
Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 18Keith Fitt makes another world record attempt - this time he's trying to juggle the greatest number of teddies ever. Loveable Humphrey stretches himself at a yoga class, whilst the Lost Pirate finds himself marooned on a desert island that looks a little bit like a sandpit.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 9 - East Side StoryTracey is worried that her son Garth is missing out on life. Meanwhile, Sharon has planned an evening out with Tracey and Dorien, but Dorien has agreed to babysit her teenage neice, Rosa. They decide to leave Rosa and Garth together while they go out, but when they are away, romance blossoms.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 9 - PE WaffleEvie forgets her reading book, so Waffle takes it to her PE class at school.
Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 2 - The ClubMr. Grace gives the staff permission to set up a social club in the basement, but first they must decorate. The problem is, no one can agree on anything.
Get Some In!
Series 4, Episode 3A day out in Blackpool offers a plethora of delights for all: Lilley's first pint; girls for Jakey; and perhaps a liason for Leckie. Then the boys run into, of all people, Alice Marsh...
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 6 - A Marriage Of InconvenienceAs René's wedding approaches, Edith grows increasingly wistful for their past together. Unknown to René, she plots with Michelle - for the good of the Resistance, naturally - to take Denise's place at the altar.
Keep It In The Family
Series 5, Episode 1 - Too Many CooksMuriel goes to Australia to visit her mother, Jacqui takes a job, so Susan is left to look after Dudley. Her cooking does not improve with practice so Dudley's boss Duncan comes up with the bright idea that he should employ a housekeeper.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 3 - When The Going Gets ToughAs Ben receives notification of an "interview" with the tax inspector, Bill gets into a spot of bother at the supermarket. Meanwhile, there's the small matter of a note and phone number to resolve, and Jenny's going vegetarian.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 2Anthea Duxbury finds it somewhat suspect that the eligible Donald Fairchild shows no interest in her, although Caroline finds it amusing that people get the wrong idea about him.
As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 3 - The WeddingRocky comes to the rescue when there is a problem with the best man at Alistair and Judith's wedding. Lol's wedding outfit does not go quite according to plan. The family is introduced to an unusual wedding custom. And Jean is still trying to matchmake between Harry and Sandy.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Special - MinnelliumIt's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.
Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of three episodes from the time-travel sitcom.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 11Dr Culpeper invites us all to his highly unhealthy health spa, a Crusader knight competes on Historical Masterchef, King John worries about all the internet haters, and crooner William Shakespeare serenades us with his big band.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 6 - Springing SmilerFoggy, Clegg and a rather enthusiastic Compo accept the challenge of springing Smiler, Nora Batty's ex-lodger.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5 - Happy Birthday ArkwrightWhat does Arkwright want for his birthday? Certainly not a visit from the man from the Good Shop Guide.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 2Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Two Mrs HamptonsLily realises she's turning out to be just like her mum: she's desperate to avoid her grades dropping now she's officially going out with Rob.
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the third series of the prison-based sitcom.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 8 - ChristineAfter the events of New Year's Eve, Anita's left the canteen. Her replacement, Christine, has chronic flatulence and manages to upset, annoy, and/or anger everyone within a couple of hours. On top of that, the social services want Petula to live with Bren!
W1A
Series 1, Episode 3Ian Fletcher's salary comes under intense scrutiny in the press - why should the BBC's Head of Values be paid more than the prime minister?
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 20, Highlights Special - Best BitsA brand new compilation of all the best bits from the latest series. Jimmy, Rob and Aisling are joined by a host of famous faces, including Pamela Anderson, Richard Osman, Rachel Riley, Alex Brooker, Gabby Logan, Lethal Bizzle, Sara Pascoe, Joe Wilkinson, Tom Davis, Katherine Ryan, Jordan Stephens, Jessica Knappett, Nish Kumar, Reverend Kate Bottley, David O'Doherty, Ayda Field, Phil Wang, Ellie Taylor, Jamali Maddix and Al Porter.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 5Rob Brydon welcomes legendary comedian Ronnie Corbett, TV darling Julian Clary, Geordie comic Sarah Millican and TV presenter Holly Walsh to the comedy panel show.
The Office
Christmas Specials, Episode 2 - Part 2Final special. David Brent secures the services of a dating agency and meets up for drinks with a rather disappointing selection of single women.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Out-takes - The Unseen BitsThese are the funnies that just couldn't be squeezed in the first time around, and it's 100 per cent brand-new footage. As ever, Rob Brydon hosts proceedings and David Mitchell and Lee Mack are the lightning-quick team captains.
W1A
Series 1, Episode 4A national paper publishes a story on how Ian took Sally Owen, his PA at the Olympic Deliverance Commission, on holiday to Italy.
Vic & Bob's Big Night Out
Series 1, Episode 4Tonight Bob showcases his incredible new 'Diversity' style dance routine which he has heavily invested in and been working very hard on. He eventually forces a reluctant Vic to join in, which naturally has mixed results.
Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game
East End comic Micky Flanagan returns with his second, highly anticipated stand-up show, Back In The Game.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
Mock The Week
Series 16, Special - Election SpecialJoining Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis straight from the polling booths are guests James Acaster, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones and Tez Ilyas.
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 8As the election looms, and the opposition is eyeing the prize, the word around the Westminster village is that Malcolm Tucker is running out of both options and friends.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
Facejacker
Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 14 - Near, FarLouise and her new boyfriend Mick are getting on well - she loves hearing all his celebrity gossip. None of her friends believe she has such a stylish boyfriend, and she wants to introduce him to them all. Only trouble is, her squeak is starting to annoy him!
Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 2Anthea Duxbury finds it somewhat suspect that the eligible Donald Fairchild shows no interest in her, although Caroline finds it amusing that people get the wrong idea about him.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 2Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game with Jon Richardson and Phil Wang who take on guest captain Russell Howard and Roisin Conaty. Nick Helm is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
The Tez O'Clock Show
Episode 2Tez Ilyas is joined by Richard Bacon and Fay Ripley on this week's show.
Facejacker
Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.
The Comedy Underground
Episode 8Billy Kirkwood introduces Elaine Malcolmson, Richard Brown, Martin Bearne, Leah Francisco, Rik Carranza and Janey Godley.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 6 - BrightonMichael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow heads to the seaside and to the Brighton Dome for the final destination of the series. Here, he introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson, along with unique pub landlord Al Murray, the evening's headline act.
Keep It In The Family
Series 5, Episode 1 - Too Many CooksMuriel goes to Australia to visit her mother, Jacqui takes a job, so Susan is left to look after Dudley. Her cooking does not improve with practice so Dudley's boss Duncan comes up with the bright idea that he should employ a housekeeper.
Mock The Week
Series 16, Episode 2Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on another eventful week, with guests James Acaster, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Nish Kumar and Zoe Lyons.
Agatha Raisin
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Curious Curate - Part 1One of Agatha's friends, Sarah, is accused of murder when a handsome and popular new curate is found dead. Agatha has to dig into the curate's past and unearth a few skeletons if she has any hope of clearing Sarah's name.
Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 6Caroline's impressed by Donald's handling of a tricky situation in the boardroom, and his speech to the staff about loyalty is most effective. However, she soon has cause to accuse him of gross hypocrisy.
Kicking Off
After their football team is sent down to a lower league, two fans decide to kidnap the referee who disallowed a goal in their final game.
Stag
Episode 1Ian Telford is a 34 year-old secondary school teacher from Eastbourne who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and knows very few people, if any, who went to private school. That's all about to change when he joins the stag weekend of his brother-in-law to-be
Executive Stress
Series 3, Episode 1Caroline admits there is professional rivalry between her and Donald. Ken and Margaret set out to track down a missing husband and are led into a strange world of betrayal.
Have I Got News For You
Series 56, Episode 5Ian and Paul return for another look at the headlines. This time, Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts, with guest panellists Janey Godley and Robert Rinder.
Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 1Some of the sharpest wits in British comedy go up against one another, with participants attempting to humorously 'take down' their opponent to win the 'battle'. It's Tom Allen v Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang v Ed Gamble.
Agatha Raisin
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Curious Curate - Part 2Agatha fights to clear Sarah's name, but her love life is about to get right in the way of her investigation.
The Southern Star
A repeat of this 1969 film.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 2Karl imagines what life would be like if he had a doppelgänger.
Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 2Featuring Joe Lycett versus Nick Helm and Daniel Sloss v Desiree Burch.
Football Genius
Episode 3 - QRP v Greenock MortonPaul Sinha's team of QPR supporters put their football knowledge to the test as they take on Sam Quek's team of Greenock Morton fans in the quiz hosted by Tim Vine.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 6 - Dat Is Data Dat IsDave considers the appeal of dogging and pokes fun at Lord Sugar's tweets.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 14 - Near, FarLouise and her new boyfriend Mick are getting on well - she loves hearing all his celebrity gossip. None of her friends believe she has such a stylish boyfriend, and she wants to introduce him to them all. Only trouble is, her squeak is starting to annoy him!
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 3Ricky teaches Karl some facts about animals; Karl offers a misguided theory about evolution, then recounts the latest scientific breakthroughs in medicine; and Stephen reads from Karl's Diary, sharing his thoughts about the Congo, the decline of gadgets and watching films with subtitles.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 21, Episode 7Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett and guest team captain Tom Allen discuss and dissect the topics of the week. They're joined by guests Scarlett Moffatt, Harriet Kemsley, Wes Nelson and Rosie Jones.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
A selection of episodes from the 11th series of Harry Hill's take on a week of telly.
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 3, Episode 6Broadcaster Anna Richardson and comedian Nish Kumar join host Dara O Briain, Games Expert Ellie Gibson and team captains Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon to play five video games: Virtua Fighter, Alien: Isolation, Worms Armageddon, Shovel Knight and special endgame Space Invadaras in a bid to become this week's Go 8 Bit Champions.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 2Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.
Da Ali G Show
Episode 1In the first show of his very own series, Ali G heads to Cannes to secure funding for his own film idea and talks to disgraced politician Neil Hamilton in the studio. He also hosts a debate on animal rights, and Borat investigates British manners.
Da Ali G Show
Episode 2This week's The Message debate concerns politics. John Humphrys joins Ali for his studio interview, Travis front man Fran Healy performs, and Borat looks for the best English performers at the Edinburgh Fringe.