Television
TV schedule Wednesday 31st July 2019
6am
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Only When I Laugh
Series 1, Episode 3 - The RumourFiggis overhears Doctor Thorpe telling Gupte that his dog may not live much longer. Unfortunately, Figgis didn't hear the ëdogí bit and thinks it's about him...
6:20am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bigger And BiggerThe Twirlywoos see children building a sandcastle at the beach, and decide to make it bigger. Back in the Boat they encounter a strange jelly which grows every time they touch it!
7:10am
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The Piglet Files
Series 3, Episode 7 - With Friends Like TheseFaced with mounting cutbacks from their respective governments, MI5 and the KGB are forced to collaborate in order to prove their worth. Is the staged kidnap of a senior Russian minister really wise?
7:15am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 30 - The Dog Ate It MissGnasher accidentally gulps down Dennis' permission slip for the school trip! There's only one thing for it - they need Prof von Screwtop to use his shrink ray to shrink them down to bite-size humans so they can travel on a sausage into Gnasher's tummy and find the slip! Easy! Well it would be if it wasn't for the tiny alien empress Miasma living in there.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 26 - Grand Stressed AutoDanger Mouse inherits the ancient but spritely MK3 car after the beloved MK4 gets jammed-up. But Penfold is suspicious when the MK3 is determined to have DM all to himself.
7:35am
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Square On The HypoteneuseCommiserating with a stranger in the pub leads to all manner of domestic disharmony for poor Peter Barnes when both his wife and girlfriend arrive!
7:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 5 - Incredible Duck TrekMummy duck is trying to lead her ducklings from their nest in Bitz's castle to the lake, but it's a long way, so Bitz and Bob help guide them there safely.
8am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 43 - Lake Retba, SenegalThe team gets all shook up when Glitch sucks up the pink water of Senegal's Milkshake Lake.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 15 - Just For FunSpecial guest Mister Makes helps bring all the fun of the fair to Justin's house, plus a very cheeky little ghost is on the loose from the Ghost Train.
8:40am
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You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Meldrum VasesLady Lavender's money goes astray and she calls in the police. Will her money turn up at the bishop's auction inside one of the Meldrum vases?
8:50am
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The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 3 - Guess ZooRumours are spreading around the zoo that a mystery animal is due to arrive. But who could it be?
8:55am
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 7 - The Kids' OutingMuch to his disgust, this year it is Stan's turn to drive the bus for the children's annual outing.
8:55am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:15am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 8 - Easter TimeIt's Easter at the park and Richard is in charge of the annual egg hunt. But with Sooty hiding the eggs and Sweep making the hot cross buns, will their plans for a happy Easter be scrambled?
9:25am
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Canteen GirlBlakey's plan to marry one of the girls from the canteen and raise chickens in the country pleases Jack and Stan until they meet the new Inspector. They resolve to tell - or show - Blake the truth about his intended!
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 3 - More About DownThe Twirlywoos watch two men carry some furniture down the stairs in a block of flats.
9:40am
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve, also Bren's birthday, and after an awkward interruption the previous night, she's worried that everything with Tony is ruined - but is resignation her only option?
10am
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Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 1Caroline and Donald Fairchild are still successfully managing to keep their marriage a secret from Oasis Publishing.
10am
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George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 3 - I Believe In YesterdayMildred's mother pays a visit, bringing a letter from an old US serviceman friend. He's back in England and wants to meet up.
10am
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Documentary - Mille & FriendsMillie looks back over the series and recalls the highlights with help from the actors who play Lauren and Craig.
10:15am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 12 - Caught In The Act, FactTerry helps out an old friend and is in danger of being run in by the law - not once, but twice. Meanwhile, Arthur is up to something particularly fishy.
10:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
10:30am
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Keep It In The Family
Series 4, Episode 6 - Alien FriendsWhen Duncan brings two influential Americans to dinner, it is Dudley's conviction in the existence of UFOs that proves to be a common bond ...
11am
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Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 4Edgar has news for his two top executives, Caroline and Donald Fairchild - Donald will definitely be the new managing director of Oasis UK, but he is sending Caroline to join her husband in Saudi Arabia for five years.
11:30am
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Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 5The Fairchilds' marriage is no longer secret at work and they have been made joint managing directors of Oasis.
12:15pm
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Spring In Park Lane
When Judy meets an unfamiliar member of her uncle's staff she is intrigued - it is obvious to her that he is not what he claims to be.
12:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 2 - Saturday Night And Sunday MorningBill's stress levels haven't lowered when she's left with annoying sister-in-law Tina, and she and David soon storm out. Is the man on the motorbike following her...?
1pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
1pm
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Bad Robots
A repeat-run of the entire first series of the prank show.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 18 - More About Upside DownThe Twirlywoos are in a very smart cafe, hiding behind some upside down cups.
1:40pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 1 - By AppointmentFreshly returned from their holidays, the staff find themselves in a twitter upon hearing that the Royal Family may visit the store.
2:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Errand Boy ExecutiveTo impress Stephanie, a young lady from the boutique, Granville claims he is an "executive" and that Arkwright is his "faithful old assistant".
3pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
3:10pm
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The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Monsters Of Flamingo LagoonMysterious monsters are rumoured to be lurking in Flamingo Lagoon and keeper Pete Smallbones is on a mission to prove to the zoo that the monsters are real.
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
3:40pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Whole ToothWhen Gnasher gnashes Walter's portrait, he gets revenge with a titanium sausage that leaves Gnasher toothless and miserable. Dennis and the gang decide to stage a heist to 'borrow' some diamonds until Gnasher's teeth grow back!
3:55pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 22 - Bitz's Campout ConundrumOn a camping trip to High Snowy Mountain, Bitz, Bob and Purl offer to help a very tired bear-sitter Bevel get two bear cubs to take their nap so he can arrange a surprise picnic for them.
4:05pm
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Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 6 - Games BunkerThe hosts take on the role of airline pilots in I'm Not Really A..., Aunty meets her match in The Kiss Chase, and actor Sally Lindsay is the star guest on Diddy Chat.
4:50pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 49 - Go Jet Academy: Global GameshowIt's the Go Jetters as you've never seen them before as they take part in a disco-dazzling around the world gameshow! Foz and Xui are on Team Go Jetter and Grandmaster Glitch and Kyan are on Team Glitch as they go head to head to see who will win. Ubercorn and Lars are the quizmasters asking the questions in this ultimate geographic quiz.
5pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 17Captain Adorable is on hand with another top tip for his new trainee Awesome Girl - this time he shows her some very silly ways to hide. Keith Fitt is hiding too - he and Arthur Sleep are playing hide and seek in the newsroom.
5:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 8 - Mind Over MatterDorien's hypnotises Sharon to help her to overcome her arachnophobia. This causes mayhem.
5:30pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 8 - Waffle's PlaydateEvie, Waffle, Ruby and Jelly have a playdate, and Mrs Hobbs has a delivery shop disaster.
5:40pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 1 - By AppointmentFreshly returned from their holidays, the staff find themselves in a twitter upon hearing that the Royal Family may visit the store.
6pm
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Get Some In!
Series 4, Episode 2A fifth bed appears in D6 and the group are horrified to discover it's Marsh - wanting to be friends! Meanwhile, Lilley's fainting is not getting any better.
6pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 5 - Otherwise EngagedWhen Denise recognises René as her long-lost childhood sweetheart, she sets him free - after beginning arrangements for their wedding. Meanwhile, Helga continues to try to work her way into Gruber's confidence.
6pm
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Keep It In The Family
Series 4, Episode 6 - Alien FriendsWhen Duncan brings two influential Americans to dinner, it is Dudley's conviction in the existence of UFOs that proves to be a common bond ...
6:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 2 - Saturday Night And Sunday MorningBill's stress levels haven't lowered when she's left with annoying sister-in-law Tina, and she and David soon storm out. Is the man on the motorbike following her...?
6:25pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
6:30pm
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Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 1Caroline and Donald Fairchild are still successfully managing to keep their marriage a secret from Oasis Publishing.
6:35pm
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The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Sequel to the hit 2012 comedy drama in which a group of British pensioners retire to a hotel in India.
6:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 2 - Another ProposalJean is delighted to hear that daughter Judith has accepted Alistair's proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Penny and Stephen have some news of their own which may prevent them from attending the wedding.
7pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 6 - Duel And DualityThe Prince has seduced and 'soiled' the Duke of Wellington's two nieces. When the triumphant war hero hears of George's indiscretion, he swears to have his revenge - can Blackadder get him out of this one, or will the Royal meet his maker?
7pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the time-travel sitcom.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 10William the Conqueror has some trouble conquering the town of Ely; Greek philosopher Diogenes reveals his disgusting tactic for getting rid of people he doesn't like; a Saxon joins a modern dating agency, and there is a surprise in store for the people on Victorian Wife Swap.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 5 - Stop That BathCompo, Clegg and Foggy find that, for once, Howard has a cast iron excuse for being out without permission.
7:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Errand Boy ExecutiveTo impress Stephanie, a young lady from the boutique, Granville claims he is an "executive" and that Arkwright is his "faithful old assistant".
8pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 1The fact-busting comedy panel series hosted by Lee Mack returns as Jerry Springer, Emma Bunton and Jason Byrne put further fascinating titbits to the test.
8:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
8:30pm
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All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 2 - ChickenWhen Charlie and his pals try to exploit Kevin's prize chicken for cash they find themselves in conflict with their families, their poshest neighbour and a local organic chef.
9pm
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The Two Ronnies
Series 3, Episode 4Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
9pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Special - MinnelliumIt's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.
9pm
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Trollied
A selection of episodes from the first series of the supermarket sitcom.
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 9Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Jimeoin, Joe Wilkinson, Nancy Dell'Olio and Greg Rutherford.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 13, Episode 3 - Rob Beckett, Jen Brister, Darren HarriottIn this episode, the hilarious Rob Beckett is your host as he introduces rising comedy stars Jen Brister and Darren Harriott to the stage.
9pm
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Through The Keyhole
Keith Lemon presents an updated comic version of classic panel game Through The Keyhole, in which a panel must guess a home's owner.
9:40pm
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The Office
Christmas Specials, Episode 1 - Part 1We catch up with David Brent, as he still visits his old place of work regularly, despite successfully suing them for unfair dismissal.
10pm
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The Two Ronnies
Series 3, Episode 6Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
10pm60 min
Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier
Series 2, Episode 5 - ConsumerismJon Richardson and guests Lucy Beaumont, Angela Barnes and Jamali Maddix discuss, categorise and rank worries to do with Consumerism. Is the High Street dead? Why aren't people recycling? And is it about time Jon got a new look?
10pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 14, Special - Ultimate #TBTCelebJuice SpecialKeith Lemon hosts a special anniversary edition of the comedy panel show, bringing back some of the most memorable games from the show's seven year history. Holly and Gino are joined by Hollywood actor Verne Troyer, Tulisa, radio's Chris Moyles and EastEnders star Dean Gaffney.
10pm35 min
GameFace
Series 2, Episode 3With her friends all seemingly moving forward with their lives and relationships, Marcella begins to feel like she is being left behind, and she decides to open up to her life coach about her feelings. However, her luck is about to change when she gets news of a big audition. Meanwhile, Marcella's parents have something to tell her and Billy.
10:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 17 (Channel 4: Series 18), Episode 1Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on Jon Richardson and Rose Matafeo, while Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with regular Countdown mathematician Rachel Riley looking after the numbers and letters.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 13 - Love 83199Jonny realises it's time to be responsible now he's a father, and incredibly, decides to get a job. He's amazed to find his dream job is being advertised in the local paper - working in a biscuit factory! Now all he has to do is get an interview...
10:50pm
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Porridge
A selection of episodes from the third series of the prison-based sitcom.
10:50pm
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Facejacker
Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.
11pm
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Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 1Caroline and Donald Fairchild are still successfully managing to keep their marriage a secret from Oasis Publishing.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
11:20pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
11:20pm
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Facejacker
Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.
11:30pm
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Gasping
15 minute comedy starring Frankie Boyle as a recovering alcoholic. Directed by Greg Hemphill.
11:35pm
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Keep It In The Family
Series 4, Episode 6 - Alien FriendsWhen Duncan brings two influential Americans to dinner, it is Dudley's conviction in the existence of UFOs that proves to be a common bond ...
Midnight
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Mock The Week
Series 16, Special - Election SpecialJoining Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis straight from the polling booths are guests James Acaster, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones and Tez Ilyas.
Midnight
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A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 4James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Nick Grimshaw, Niall Horan and Kirsty Gallacher for more sports trivia fun.
12:05am
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Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 4Edgar has news for his two top executives, Caroline and Donald Fairchild - Donald will definitely be the new managing director of Oasis UK, but he is sending Caroline to join her husband in Saudi Arabia for five years.
12:20am
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The Office
Christmas Specials, Episode 2 - Part 2Final special. David Brent secures the services of a dating agency and meets up for drinks with a rather disappointing selection of single women.
12:35am
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Executive Stress
Series 2, Episode 5The Fairchilds' marriage is no longer secret at work and they have been made joint managing directors of Oasis.
12:40am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 56, Episode 5Ian and Paul return for another look at the headlines. This time, Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts, with guest panellists Janey Godley and Robert Rinder.
12:55am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 12 - Caught In The Act, FactTerry helps out an old friend and is in danger of being run in by the law - not once, but twice. Meanwhile, Arthur is up to something particularly fishy.
12:55am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 5Tonight on the show, Russell tries children's TV presenting, celebrates the Ashes return to TV and stands up for the rights of hungry ducks!
1:30am
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Game On
Series 1, Episode 6 - FameMandy is away for the weekend and Martin is out with Wally Bazoum (from the bank). Bored and alone, Matthew's peace is disturbed by a band rehearsing in the flat upstairs. There's only one thing to do: join them.
1:30am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
1:40am65 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 13, Episode 3 - Rob Beckett, Jen Brister, Darren HarriottIn this episode, the hilarious Rob Beckett is your host as he introduces rising comedy stars Jen Brister and Darren Harriott to the stage.
1:45am
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Crooks In Cloisters
Film about a band of London thieves who decides to make a strategic retreat to a Cornish monastery.
2am
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Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 2Featuring Joe Lycett versus Nick Helm and Daniel Sloss v Desiree Burch.
2am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 21, Episode 6Team captain Rob Beckett, guest captain Aisling Bea and celebrity panellists discuss and dissect topics in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points. They're joined by Stacey Solomon, Liam Charles, Ed Gamble and Lou Sanders.
2:05am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 13 - Love 83199Jonny realises it's time to be responsible now he's a father, and incredibly, decides to get a job. He's amazed to find his dream job is being advertised in the local paper - working in a biscuit factory! Now all he has to do is get an interview...
2:15am
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W1A
Series 1, Episode 3Ian Fletcher's salary comes under intense scrutiny in the press - why should the BBC's Head of Values be paid more than the prime minister?
2:30am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 1 - Chris Ramsey At The Comedy StoreTonight's host at the Comedy Store is cheeky northerner Chris Ramsey; who tells us all about his giant baby. He's joined by Larry Dean, Nathan Caton, and Peep Show's Isy Suttie.
2:35am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
2:45am
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Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 3, Episode 5Broadcaster Jonathan Ross and comedian Suzi Ruffell join host Dara O Briain, Games Expert Ellie Gibson and team captains Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon to play five video games: Final Fight, Aladdin, Titan Fall 2, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator and special endgame Do You Rally Want To Hurt Me?, in a bid to become this week's Go 8 Bit Champions.
3am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 17Strap in for a rollicking ride through past Burps, as big-collared telly critic Harry Hill presents more of the funniest moments from previous series.
3am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 1The fact-busting comedy panel series hosted by Lee Mack returns as Jerry Springer, Emma Bunton and Jason Byrne put further fascinating titbits to the test.
3:15am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 6, Episode 7 - The Three FeathersAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
3:25am
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The Piglet Files
Series 2, Episode 5 - Trouble With ReceptionDrummond decides that a reception at the Bishwani Embassy would be a good opportunity to bug the ambassador's office. Unfortunately for the MI5 team, a guerilla group choose that night to make demands of their home Government...
3:40am
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The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 1, Episode 5This week, Tom Rosenthal and Tez Ilyas roast members of the audience and play a game of Mario Kart whilst trying not to get electrocuted. TOWIE's Ferne McCann helps one lucky lady find a date on the 11.21 train from London to Newcastle.