Television
TV schedule Friday 12th July 2019

Our Girl Friday
An heiress is shipwrecked on a tropical island paradise with three men and it isn't long before they notice her rather obvious charms.

Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 20 - Upside DownThe Twirlywoos learn about upside down when they watch a gallery owner hanging some paintings. Back in the Boat they help put the Very Important Lady the right way up.

The Piglet Files
Series 3, Episode 6 - Under New ManagementThe department is thrown into disarray when Maxwell brings in a new chief, pushing Drummond down the pecking order: a brash, no-nonsense northern woman. The sackings commence quickly, but Piglet and Drummond don't intend to simply roll over.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 11 - Give Peas A ChanceMayor Wilbur passes a law to increase the healthy eating in Beanotown, replacing all foods with peas... of the mushy variety! The gang must avoid the people of Beanotown who are rapidly turning into Zompeas after eating the green mush. Dennis uses the only ordinary peas in town to sabotage Wilbur's mush making factory and save the day!

Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 5 - Squawkenbard Kingcluck BrunelWhen King Kong Brunel suggests that the Professor's success is all due to her privileged life as Danger Agency lab technician with scientist parents, an irked Squawk uses Brunel's Cow Trainer to swap bodies with him in order to show that she could be just as successful in his shoes.

Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 12 - Amazing Owl ClubBitz and Purl start the Amazing Owl Club, with a special badge with flapping owl wings that allows members entry to the exclusive clubhouse.

Man In The Moon
A repeat of this 1960 film.

The Piglet Files
Series 3, Episode 6 - Under New ManagementThe department is thrown into disarray when Maxwell brings in a new chief, pushing Drummond down the pecking order: a brash, no-nonsense northern woman. The sackings commence quickly, but Piglet and Drummond don't intend to simply roll over.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Forbidden City, ChinaSome runaway Chinese drums roll towards the Forbidden City. Can the Go Jetters stop them?

A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 2 - Happy MotoringThe car won't start, which is doubly frustrating as Peter not only has places to go, but also give Sheila a driving lesson. Typically, it turns out to be rather expensive a repair.

Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 7 - Back In TimeJustin builds a time machine and transports everyone in the house back in time, meeting a few familiar-looking ancestors along the way!

The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow TalkBoycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.

On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Perfect ClippieWithout Arthur's share of the housekeeping, Mum just can't afford three good meals on Stan's income alone so he insists Olive get a job. After some grovelling Blakey agrees to trial her as a clippie again - and she soon turns out to be the best in the depot!

The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Humany PenguinAfter being hand-reared Yoyo the penguin is confused - he thinks he's a human.

You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 3, Episode 1 - Please Help The OrphansDevious butler Alf chances upon a moneymaking scheme. Sir Ralph suspects Lady Agatha is seeing another man and Lord Meldrum is asked to help him.

Sooty
Series 1, Episode 14 - The Great OutdoorsRichard is taking the Children's Club on a camping trip into the country but Sooty and Sweep sneak along too. With Sweep in charge of map-reading and Sooty playing tricks with his magic wand, it's not long before things go wrong.

On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Ticket MachineMum and Olive decide to become mail-order agents, but grossly misunderstand how profitable it'll be, leaving Stan with a huge debt to pay off. Jack thinks he has the answer in the form of an 'expropriated' ticket machine...

Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.

George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Little Dog LaughedGeorge talks Truffles out for a walk in the park, but manages to lose her. Fearing Mildred's wrath, he sets about finding her - or a replacement.

Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 5 - Trick Or TreatIt's Halloween, and Amber brings her kids, Fran and Jake, over to Dad's to meet the girls. Things are more frosty than spooky, especially when Jake destroys Millie's special costume. Over at Mum's house, Mum thinks Craig's zombie make-up is a little too realistic, but he's a big hit with the local trick or treaters when he answers the door.

Never The Twain
Series 10, Episode 6 - A Car By Any Other NameSimon and Oliver find themselves on the wrong side of the law when what starts off as a simple joyride in the vicar's vintage Bentley turns out to be disastrous.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Keep It In The Family
Series 2, Episode 6 - Takeaway SundayAfter a mid-night trip to the police station, Dudley's plans for a Sunday afternoon barbecue are turned into a Chinese takeaway by a sudden and rather heavy downpour.

Get Some In!
Series 3, Episode 4As the horror of their new situation is laid out before them, the boys of D6 attempt to settle and get down to their studies - but Marsh, as ever, has other ideas.

Get Some In!
Series 3, Episode 5Training continues, and the boys are perplexed to the point of anger when Marsh appears to actually have some knowledge.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 6 - Please Mind Your HeadHyacinth and Richard spend their first night in their new weekend retreat. But plans to become part of the "country set" go horribly wrong as the apartment proves a little on the "bijou" side.

Brandy For The Parson
British comedy about a young couple who accidentally become involved in brandy smuggling.

The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow TalkBoycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.

Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 25 - Opera BeanMr Bean's car has broken down and he is late meeting Irma at the opera. Bean finally arrives, but is refused entry because of his filthy attire. Forced to borrow some clothes from the local launderette, Bean is mistaken for the star of the show, and ends up on the stage giving the operatic performance of a lifetime!

Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 26 - Taxi BeanMr Bean takes a taxi to his local toy shop, but a dodgy cabbie thinks he can take Bean for a ride. After a mix-up Mr Bean finds himself driving the taxi.

Are You Being Served?
Series 4, Episode 1 - No SaleThe staff decide to protest the store's new earlier opening time by purposely underperforming. But talking willing customers out of buying is easier said than done when you're usually doing the opposite!

Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 5 - More About PullingThe Twirlywoos watch a man whose car is stuck in the mud.

Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.

The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 8 - Happy Birthday to ZooJurgen is convinced that gorillas Geoffrey and Dave and the keepers are throwing him a huge surprise birthday party.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 13 - Screwtop SpudswapDennis is desperate to prevent Pieface from failing Mrs Creecher's maths test! He persuades the gang to use Professor Von Screwtop's mind-swapping device. But in a disastrous turn of events, Screwtop is on the loose with the brain of Paul the potato and Pieface is left with a potato with the brain of Screwtop to help get him through the test!

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 9 - Losing SteamBitz, Bob and Bevel are racing across the desert in a steam train to deliver ice cream for the opening of Purl's ice cream parlour.

Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mr BullyFeaturing fat cat drama in Downton Moggy. Also, join Holly Willoughay and Holly Willoughby for Surprise Surprise Surprise Surprise.

Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 5 - Dress To ImpressDanny gets stuck inside Joy's favourite dress - and somehow, so does Mick!

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 4, Episode 1 - Britannia Waives The RulesThe builders finish work on a Russian mansion which, unknown to them, is owned by a criminal.

Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 36 - The Leshan Giant Buddha, ChinaInspired by the statue of the Giant Buddha of Leshan, Ubercorn teaches the Go Jetters all about mindfulness to help them to concentrate.

Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 4The Berrito Brothers show off their basketball skills to a small audience, while Storybook Stan has problems reading a book about flying, and Professor Muddles struggles to get his latest invention - a Bounce Back Fence - to work properly.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 8 - Hungry For LoveTracey decides she needs to lose weight after visiting Darryl, while Dorien struggles to attract the attentions of her new personal trainer.

Are You Being Served?
Series 4, Episode 1 - No SaleThe staff decide to protest the store's new earlier opening time by purposely underperforming. But talking willing customers out of buying is easier said than done when you're usually doing the opposite!

Get Some In!
Series 2, Episode 2The cold has set in and fuel rations are severely limited amidst a fuel crisis, so Marsh is quick to alleviate C Flight of their portion of coke for Alice's use each night. Meanwhile, Ken is facing troubles of the heart.

Keep It In The Family
Series 2, Episode 6 - Takeaway SundayAfter a mid-night trip to the police station, Dudley's plans for a Sunday afternoon barbecue are turned into a Chinese takeaway by a sudden and rather heavy downpour.

'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Sausage In The WardrobeMaria is - along with the Fallen Madonna - being held in his room at the chateau by General Von Klinkerhoffen. Hidden inside a sausage, the General hangs the painting up to cure - but their unromantic trist is about to be interrupted!

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 6 - Please Mind Your HeadHyacinth and Richard spend their first night in their new weekend retreat. But plans to become part of the "country set" go horribly wrong as the apartment proves a little on the "bijou" side.

Genevieve
Film about two classic car fanatics who, after completing the annual London-to-Brighton run, decide to make the return leg a race.

Never The Twain
Series 10, Episode 6 - A Car By Any Other NameSimon and Oliver find themselves on the wrong side of the law when what starts off as a simple joyride in the vicar's vintage Bentley turns out to be disastrous.

As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Old Flame?Lionel's jealousy is aroused when an old flame from Jean's past gets in touch with her. But Jean cannot resist the invitation to dine with a boyfriend of so many years ago.

Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 25 - Opera BeanMr Bean's car has broken down and he is late meeting Irma at the opera. Bean finally arrives, but is refused entry because of his filthy attire. Forced to borrow some clothes from the local launderette, Bean is mistaken for the star of the show, and ends up on the stage giving the operatic performance of a lifetime!

Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the time travel sitcom.

Miranda
Series 3, Episode 5 - Three Little WordsGary is preparing for the grand re-opening of the restaurant. Putting on his best chef whites, he has never looked so attractive to Miranda. Will Stevie persuade her to say what she feels? Or will Penny get in the way as she excitedly stalks her poster boy, Raymond Blanc?

Have I Got News For You
Series 53, Special - Election SpecialIn this episode recorded earlier in the day for up-to-date topicality, guest host Jo Brand and guest panellists Alan Johnson and Ross Noble join Ian and Paul to look at the results of the General Election.

Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 10King Charles I sends someone else to get married for him, a new recruit regrets joining the Georgian Army, and Queen Cleopatra reveals her weird beauty secrets.

Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 26 - Taxi BeanMr Bean takes a taxi to his local toy shop, but a dodgy cabbie thinks he can take Bean for a ride. After a mix-up Mr Bean finds himself driving the taxi.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 1 - By The Magnificent Thighs Of Ernie BurnistonCompo is coming to terms with being less agile than he used to be - until he sees old Ernie cycling past.

Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Highlights Special - Best OfA look back at the best moments of the series, featuring Paul Hollywood, Johnny Vegas, Danny Dyer and inimitable host Lee Mack.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.

Carry On Forever
A repeat of the entire documentary series.

Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 4 - Super MammyAgnes is feeling self-conscious about her weight after some less-than-flattering comments from her family. She decides to go on a diet but struggles to keep her resolve when she sees her favourite foods.

Bridget Jones's Diary
Film based on Helen Fielding's novel about an unlucky-in-love Londoner who decides to take control of her life and start a diary.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 3Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.

Still Game
Series 9, Episode 3 - Dead Leg, Part OneIn the first of this two-part special, Winston receives wounding news about his leg, Isa struggles with the creepiness of a new cleaning job, and Tam's tightfistedness plummets to new depths.

Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 1 - Micky Flanagan, Seann Walsh, Jason ByrneMicky Flanagan hosts the first episode of the new series of Live At The Apollo, with guests Seann Walsh and Jason Byrne.

Agatha Raisin
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Wizard Of Evesham - Part 1Returning to the quaint hamlet after a spell away, Agatha is embroiled in another mystery when her arrogant but brilliant hair stylist, dubbed "The Wizard of Evesham", becomes the centre of a maelstrom involving blackmail, conspiracy and murder.

Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 1 - LekkiBayo tries to impress the family by buying land in the prestigious area of Nigeria, Lekki. Tobi looks into the details of the land and finds out that all is not what it seems. How will Bayo take the news?

Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 1 - Mammy's SpellThe family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party, and the hypnotist puts Agnes and Winnie under his spell.

Mrs. Brown's Boys
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Brendan O'Carroll sitcom.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 13 (Channel 4: Series 14), Episode 2In this show guest captain Kathy Burke and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Johnny Vegas and Bob Mortimer. John Cooper Clarke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley takes care of the letters and numbers.

Comedy Central Live
Episode 9 - Desiree BurchDesiree Burch discusses the levels of dating from nice guys, to those who just won't make the wedding photo cut.

The Last Leg
Series 17, Episode 9Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker take a look back at the week's news with the help of guests Michael Sheen and Roisin Conaty.

Agatha Raisin
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Wizard Of Evesham - Part 2The beauty salon case continues for Agatha as she digs deeper into her charming hairstylist's supposed crimes.

Celebrity Juice
Series 13, Episode 10 - End Of Series SpecialThe teams welcome French DJ David Guetta and comedians Jimmy Carr and Johnny Vegas.

The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 9Storylines from this episode include: talking to animals; Chinese inventions; Karl's dancing classes; and the weekly Monkey News.

TV Flashback
Series 1, Episode 2 - HolidaysThis time Tudur heads on a quest to discover the truth about holidays. It's a story of sunworshippers, spider monkeys and weekend cowboys, full of lively characters from the nation's TV past.

Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 12Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Andy Parsons and James May, oversees a battle between The Mulberry Tree from Stevenage and The Plough from Battersea.

The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 10Storylines from this episode include: Karl's views on the National Curriculum; dishwashers on Mars; the human appendix; and a chimp doctor in Monkey News.

The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Episode 2Uber, Trump and Kim Jong-un get the Russell Howard treatment as he mocks the madness of the news. He also chats to comedy writer Adam Kay.

Never The Twain
Series 10, Episode 6 - A Car By Any Other NameSimon and Oliver find themselves on the wrong side of the law when what starts off as a simple joyride in the vicar's vintage Bentley turns out to be disastrous.

Room 101
Series 7, Episode 7 - Katherine Ryan, Geri Horner, Adam BuxtonFrank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show. Katherine Ryan, Geri Horner and Adam Buxton competing to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include phone calls, pens that don't work and marathons.

Keep It In The Family
Series 2, Episode 6 - Takeaway SundayAfter a mid-night trip to the police station, Dudley's plans for a Sunday afternoon barbecue are turned into a Chinese takeaway by a sudden and rather heavy downpour.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 8 - Filthy BrunchingDonna brunches with her tutor Philip. Gaz, driven mad with jealousy, interrupts their meal. Meanwhile Louise makes a bad start at her new job by tinkering with Jonny's personal file.

The Lady In The Van
The Lady In The Van is a drama based on real events, about a vagrant who the playwright Alan Bennett allowed to park her van in his driveway, where she lived for fifteen years.

Agatha Raisin
Series 1, Episode 1 - Walkers Of DembleyA walker is found dead on a local baronet's land soon after he declares war on her rambling group for trespassing on his land.

A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 7Mad challenges await ex-Spice Girl Geri Horner, Chelsea legend John Terry and funnyman Josh Widdicombe as they team up with Jamie, Freddie and Romesh for another riotous round of the James Corden-hosted hit show. On the cards this week is a heady heading challenge and a splashing, slam-dunking race through water.

Get Some In!
Series 3, Episode 4As the horror of their new situation is laid out before them, the boys of D6 attempt to settle and get down to their studies - but Marsh, as ever, has other ideas.

Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 2Dara O Briain and the team return for another episode of the topical comedy featuring guests Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Ellie Taylor and Josh Widdicombe.

Room 101
Series 7, Episode 7 - Katherine Ryan, Geri Horner, Adam BuxtonFrank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show. Katherine Ryan, Geri Horner and Adam Buxton competing to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include phone calls, pens that don't work and marathons.

Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 1 - Naani's ReturnWhen the family arrive back from a trip to Pakistan with Mr Khan's mother-in-law in tow, Mr Khan is lumbered with looking after her.

Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 7Russell Howard talks about being an uncle and middle class muggers; plus answers questions on how to get out of work. His guests are Steve Williams and Isy Suttie.

Get Some In!
Series 3, Episode 5Training continues, and the boys are perplexed to the point of anger when Marsh appears to actually have some knowledge.

Have I Got News For You
Series 55, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Frank Skinner plus panellists Lucy Prebble and Henning Wehn.

Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 2 - The In-LawsShazia and Amjad's wedding is fast approaching. As Mr and Mrs Khan's relationship with Amjad's mother, Mrs Malik, has been fractious at best, they invite the Maliks to the house for a dinner party.

Agatha Raisin
Series 1, Episode 2 - Hell's BellsBell ringer Amanda Ballard is found hanging in the belfry.

Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 8Russell Howard talks about his love of women, from their distinctive laughs to his mum's brilliant brain. His guests are Josie Long and Stuart Goldsmith.

Smack The Pony
Series 1, Episode 3An exuberant case of mistaken identity. A photocopier malfunction gets a little bit cheeky. Do vitamin supplements work? And a door-stepper is pleased to be invited in, but gets a nude awakening.

Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 3Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by James Acaster, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney and Sara Pascoe.

Jimmy Carr & The Science Of Laughter: A Horizon Special
Jimmy Carr presents an Horizon documentary special on the subject of laughter.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 8 - Filthy BrunchingDonna brunches with her tutor Philip. Gaz, driven mad with jealousy, interrupts their meal. Meanwhile Louise makes a bad start at her new job by tinkering with Jonny's personal file.

The Early Bird
Slapstick comedy starring Norman Wisdom as a milkman for a small, independent dairy who finds his livelihood threatened by a large conglomerate.

Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 4Dara O Briain hosts the topical comedy show. Featuring guests Rob Beckett, Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan and Tiff Stevenson.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 2 - Happy MotoringThe car won't start, which is doubly frustrating as Peter not only has places to go, but also give Sheila a driving lesson. Typically, it turns out to be rather expensive a repair.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 20, Episode 5In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Rob Beckett is joined by Lethal Bizzle and Tiff Stevenson, while Aisling Bea's team is Jessica Knappett and Nish Kumar.

Year Of The Rabbit
Episode 5As Flora faces the gallows for a crime she didn't commit, Rabbit is caught in an armed siege.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Highlights Special - Best OfA look back at the best moments of the series, featuring Paul Hollywood, Johnny Vegas, Danny Dyer and inimitable host Lee Mack.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 1With guests Fern Britton, Richard E Grant, Martin Clunes and Sanjeev Bhaskar.

Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 5Under Harry's TV microsope this week are Tamara Ecclestone, with her billion-dollar lifestyle struggle, and animal mimicry in Wild Britain With Ray Mears.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.

Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 17Strap in for a rollicking ride through past Burps, as big-collared telly critic Harry Hill presents more of the funniest moments from previous series.

Public Nuisance No. 1
A rich layabout is sent to work at his family's south of France hotel to learn discipline and responsibility.