Television
TV schedule Friday 14th June 2019

Bell-Bottom George
Wartime comedy that pits the might of the Nazi empire against Britain's secret weapon: George. Starring George Formby.

Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 10 - More About Going OverThe Twirlywoos are in a field with an obstacle course.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 33 - Ralf's Last PrankWhen Dennis and the gang think they have caused Ralf to lose his job, they're determined to make his last day at Bash Street School totally blam by setting up the greatest prank Ralf's ever known.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 29 - CheesemageddonAnother 'grate' episode. It sees fanatical cheese fundamentalist Aubrey Camembear threaten to create the ultimate weapon which will turn everything to cheese.

You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 3, Episode 1 - Please Help The OrphansDevious butler Alf chances upon a moneymaking scheme. Sir Ralph suspects Lady Agatha is seeing another man and Lord Meldrum is asked to help him.

Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 12 - Periscope PerilPrincess Purl has lost her tiara and it turns out it's been taken by two naughty castle trolls who parade around showing it off high up in the castle.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 34 - The Parthenon, GreeceThe Grimbots are flying the Vroomster and their dodgy manoeuvres are about to flatten the Parthenon - Go Jetters, Go!

Animal TV
Episode 11Simon Trumper unveils his 'truth whiskers', fashion and beauty expert Zooella reports from Katarina Pussanova's birthday party, and the contestants in The Great Bunny Bake-Off tackle an upside-down deconstructed fruitbowl.

Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 5Some Bronze Agers argue about building the world's first city, Bob Hale explains the entire history of the Renaissance, Mary Seacole sings about her Crimean hotel and William Shakespeare gets into a rap battle.

Lucky Feller
Episode 13 - The WeddingNow that his dreams are about to come true, Shorty is absolutely terrified about the events to come. It's almost as though he knew in advance what was about to happen...

Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 13 - Lights! Camera! Action!Justin has spent days watching his entire film collection and now wants to make his own serious action film.

On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 10 - The New UniformsStan and Jack try the new uniforms out, but they have an unforeseen effect on the opposite sex.

As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 4 - Why?As the book launch draws nearer, Lionel shops for a new suit but finds himself getting more and more pessimistic about its success. This naturally leads him to question Alistair's constant enthusiasm.

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.

Millie Inbetween
A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's comedy.

On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 11 - Going SteadyStan has been going steady with Sally. There's only one snag: she's Blakey's niece.

Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 11 - More About BalancingStop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th and 14th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 7 - Things That Go Bump In The NightCould rumours of the Grey Lady who haunts the house, be true? Rigsby certainly believes so, although he has not seen her - yet.

Never The Twain
Series 7, Episode 5 - Born To Blush UnseenOliver has managed to cross two of his favourite plants and grown the first of a brand new species, and he's particularly delighted with the result.

Get Some In!
Series 4, Episode 4A real-world mass casualty simulation is laid on, and the boys of D6 are playing the injured.

Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

Sparrows Can't Sing
Returning home from sea after two years, Charlie Gooding finds his home demolished and his wife Maggie (Barbara Windsor) missing.

As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 4 - Why?As the book launch draws nearer, Lionel shops for a new suit but finds himself getting more and more pessimistic about its success. This naturally leads him to question Alistair's constant enthusiasm.

Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 1 - Marry Go RoundSpike seems to have lost his ability to make people laugh, and Ted offers no consolation when woken at 2:00am. Spike turns to Gladys for advice, which only makes him even more confused about his future.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.

Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 15 - OutsideThe Twirlywoos see a man take his chair out into the garden, and decide to bring some more things outside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo gets stuck outside the Boat! Is Peekaboo able to get back in without being discovered?

The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Window & The WeatherIn the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.

Porridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Peace For The WickedIt's Saturday afternoon and it's a beautiful day outside, but all Fletch wants is an uninterrupted afternoon in his cell with his dirty magazine. Unfortunately he has an endless stream of visitors, keen to divert his attentions in several other directions.

4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Episode 11 - BeansEli suspects Owen has a secret new girlfriend... but who is Owen really hanging out with?

Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Longest NightWhile out shopping at Top-Buys, the Trotters are taken to the supermarket manager's office believing that they have won a prize. Instead, they are held hostage when an armed robbery goes wrong.

Just My Luck
An impoverished jeweller's assistant places an unlikely bet in an effort to raise the funds to buy the perfect gift for his secret love.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 14 - Rude DudeThe farmer's rock 'n' roll idol is stranded at the farm when his limousine breaks down. Soon revealed as a spoilt pretender, Shaun decides to show him a lesson from the 'school of rock'.

Zig And Zag
Episode 21 - Best BehaviourZig and Zag think they need to learn manners. However, they accidentally enrol themselves on an obedience class for dogs.

The Lavender Hill Mob
An Ealing Studios comedy classic, The Lavender Hill Mob stars Alec Guinness & Stanley Holloway attempting to carry out the perfect crime.

Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 20 - CrumfanAfter reports of unexplained unruliness at the UN, Danger Mouse and Penfold arrive to scenes of quarrelling diplomats.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 43 - Goodbye Rubi DoomsdayRubi gets a place in a Summer School for Super Smart Kids, which turns out to be one of Walter's tricks so he can learn the secrets of her new invention.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th and 14th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Minder
Series 1, Episode 2 - Bury My Half At Waltham GreenArthur farms out Terry's services to a newly-released con. Unfortunately for Terry he's none-too-bright, and has some old associates really rather keen on getting back in touch.

Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 9 - Snowy Sneezy Goat GalaIt's time for the Snowy Goat Gala on High Snowy Mountain.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 1, Episode 13 - When The Boat Goes OutComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 29 - Rio de Janeiro, BrazilSomeone's stopped the samba at the Rio carnival! Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?

Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 22 - Gail Sings Country and WesternGail Force gives a showstopping performance as a country and western singer.

Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 12 - Making Plans For MillieLauren and Leo are packing up to leave, dad and mum are separately and enthusiastically planning the summer for Millie, but should she apply for what she really wants to do?

Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 15 - Someone Else's BabyAs the Antiques Roadshow throws up a surprise for Dorien, a letter in an old box and a barmy Auntie Sylvie throw up a few shocks for Tracey and Sharon. What is the meaning of the letter?

Passport To Pimlico
Ealing comedy about a legal discovery that leads the residents of Pimlico to declare themselves an independent nation, Burgundy.

Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 1 - Marry Go RoundSpike seems to have lost his ability to make people laugh, and Ted offers no consolation when woken at 2:00am. Spike turns to Gladys for advice, which only makes him even more confused about his future.

Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 4 - Food PoisoningIt's Carol's birthday, but the treat she brings in gives the entire school food poisoning and the side effects aren't pleasant!

Get Some In!
Series 4, Episode 4A real-world mass casualty simulation is laid on, and the boys of D6 are playing the injured.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 10 - Between OurselvesWhile Thelma is still at her mother's, Bob has not been eating. He is also regretting having Terry stay with him as he's messy, lazy and causing his neighbours to talk. Bob writes a letter to Thelma that Terry tries to deliver at the library but even that is doomed to failure it seems.

Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.

Never The Twain
Series 7, Episode 5 - Born To Blush UnseenOliver has managed to cross two of his favourite plants and grown the first of a brand new species, and he's particularly delighted with the result.

As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Anniversary PartyJean and Lionel are now officially engaged, and relationships are brought to the fore at Stephen and Penny's anniversary party.

About Time
Richard Curtis rom-com with a time-travelling sci-fi twist.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.

Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the third series of the time-travel sitcom.

Porridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Peace For The WickedIt's Saturday afternoon and it's a beautiful day outside, but all Fletch wants is an uninterrupted afternoon in his cell with his dirty magazine. Unfortunately he has an endless stream of visitors, keen to divert his attentions in several other directions.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 5Andy Hamilton, Gabby Logan, Dr Christian Jessen and Diane Parish join Rob, Lee and David.

Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 10Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 4 - Who's That Bloke With Nora Batty Then?Something's up: Nora Batty has gone out on a Wednesday dressed up and without a wrinkle in her stockings. It soon becomes apparent to Compo that he has a rival for her affections.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 6Lee Mack is joined by Bob Mortimer and Patsy Kensit and David Mitchell is joined by Greg Davies and Richard Osman.

Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 4 - Food PoisoningIt's Carol's birthday, but the treat she brings in gives the entire school food poisoning and the side effects aren't pleasant!

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 4The daft, astonishing and insightful panel show continues as host Lee Mack invites comedy queen Sarah Millican, explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes and comedian Russell Kane to put amazing facts and mind-blowing trivia to the test.

Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 12 - Making Plans For MillieLauren and Leo are packing up to leave, dad and mum are separately and enthusiastically planning the summer for Millie, but should she apply for what she really wants to do?

Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Longest NightWhile out shopping at Top-Buys, the Trotters are taken to the supermarket manager's office believing that they have won a prize. Instead, they are held hostage when an armed robbery goes wrong.

QI
Series E, Children In Need Special - EntertainmentA Children In Need special, with Jeremy Clarkson, Jo Brand and Bill Bailey.

Les Dawson Forever
Episode 1Charlotte Dawson learns about the early part of her father's career, whilst Roy Barraclough reminisces about working with Les Dawson and the creation of Cissie and Ada. Barry Cyer meets former colleagues from sketch show Sez Les.

The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 5 - ElectionThe council elections are impending, and David's standing for re-election. When Geraldine unknowingly criticises his performance, the locals decide she'd be a far better candidate. For a woman with no political intent it's a daunting prospect, but David could be willing to strike a bargain...

Joe Lycett: That's The Way, A-Ha A-Ha, Joe Lycett Live
Stand-up comedy from Joe Lycett in this TV version of his 2016 live show and DVD.

Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 5 - Omid Djalili, Reginald D Hunter, Julian ClaryOmid Djalili presents stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Reginald D Hunter and Julian Clary.

Les Dawson Forever
Episode 2Sez Les director David Mallett explores never-broadcast footage from tapes untouched for 50 years, and the Roly Polys talk about working with Les Dawson. Lorraine Chase looks back on Blankety Blank and Les's wife meets with the fan who appeared alongside Les in his final TV appearance.

Bottom
Series 3, Episode 6 - CarnivalWhen the local carnival ends in a riot, the boys go out looting. Richie grabs a video camera from the back of a BBC van, and they decide to find fame through filming their own movies.

Grn Scrn Gr8s
Episode 2This week's comics taking on the green screen are Variety D, Jose The Comedian, Demz Lad and Jimmy Jones.

The Morecambe And Wise Story: Look Back In Laughter
Documentary about the lives and careers of Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Special - All-Women SpecialKatherine Ryan guest hosts a very special all female edition celebrating 100 years of women's suffrage. Roisin Conaty and Jessica Hynes take on Sara Pascoe and Lolly Adefope in the classic words and numbers quiz. Morgana Robinson appears in character as Natalie Cassidy alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.

The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 1Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including inventions, a cursed tankard and monkeys in space exploration.

Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 4It's Eric's birthday tomorrow and all he wants is a bit of peace and quiet. But as everyone descends on the Bairds' house the lack of calm is the least of his worries.

Red Dwarf
Series XII, Episode 3 - TimewaveA ship from the 23rd century is washed up from the past and the Dwarfers run into a crew where criticism is illegal. How will Rimmer cope?

The Last Leg
Series 17, Episode 5Sean Lock and Lorraine Kelly join the regulars to dissect the week's events and talking points.

Celebrity Juice
Series 18, Episode 9Keith Lemon hosts the outrageous comedy panel show, which this time sees Fearne Cotton and special guest team captain Johnny Vegas go head to head in a series of hilarious games and challenges. Joining the panel are X Factor 2015 winner Louisa Johnson, TV presenter Ben Shephard, actor and show favourite Will Mellor, and reality TV star Vicky Pattison.

The Mash Report
The Mini Mash Report, Episode 8: Nish Kumar and comedy correspondents Rachel Parris, Ellie Taylor and Steve N Allen present the satirical and surreal take on everything that has - and hasn't - happened in recent news.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.

The Comedy Underground
Episode 3Gareth Waugh introduces routines from stand-up comedians Gary Little, Amy Matthews, Stephen Buchanan, Marjolein Robertson and Wis Jantarasorn.

The Graham Norton Show
Series 25, Episode 11 - Madonna, Ian McKellen, Danny Boyle, Lily James, Himesh Patel, Sheryl CrowMadonna talks about being a 'soccer mom', Sir Ian McKellen says turning 80 is wonderful, Danny Boyle talks about the Beatles, Lily James says Four Weddings was surreal, Himesh Patel chats about Yesterday and Sheryl Crow performs live in the studio.

Red Dwarf
Series XII, Episode 4 - MechocracyWhen all the machines onboard Red Dwarf go on strike a Presidential election is held between Rimmer and Kryten to look after their rights.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 4 - VomitJonny is ill and thinks he's dying. Janet reckons he's just trying to get out of a job interview.

May Contain Nuts
Series 1, Episode 3 - TransportStuart Condy, Russell Miller, Chris Miller and Craig-James Moncur tackle the subject of transport covering everything from dangerous travel to buses. At one point, being turned into a shoe as a result of a teleportation accident is investigated. Essential stuff if you plan on going on holiday any time soon.

Never The Twain
Series 7, Episode 5 - Born To Blush UnseenOliver has managed to cross two of his favourite plants and grown the first of a brand new species, and he's particularly delighted with the result.

Judge Romesh
Series 2, Episode 7Judge Romesh arbitrates on a long running food feud between Gogglebox stars Sandi and Sandra. Plus, a wannabe singer has dragged his under-performing backing dancer into court.

Get Some In!
Series 4, Episode 4A real-world mass casualty simulation is laid on, and the boys of D6 are playing the injured.

Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 3Ken is forced to downsize the transport for the Big Boy's Beano, they'll be going in a taxi soon.

Judge Romesh
Series 2, Episode 8Two warring naturist cleaners dress for court in their birthday suits. Plus, a disgruntled claimant is seeking damages for his broken drum.

Utterly Outrageous Comedy
Episode 1 - SexThe first episode looks back on Little Britain, Lily Savage, and an infamous Christmas episode of Men Behaving Badly, as well as stand-up performances by Sarah Millican and Steve Coogan. Featuring contributions from comedian Katy Brand, columnist Grace Dent, and Rev Richard Coles.

Mrs. Brown's Boys D'Movie
Big-screen spin-off adventure for Brendan O'Carroll and Mrs. Brown's Boys.

Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 4The excitement never stops in The Grapes, with the drawing of the football card. The Police are keeping busy, with drug raids, helicopter rides and free electric on the agenda.

Mock The Week
Series 12, Highlights SpecialA selection of extended highlights and unseen hilarity from the twelfth series of Mock The Week.

The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 2Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Cambodian midget fighters, sex, and gym locker roooms.

A League Of Their Own
Series 12, Episode 5The last few week's challenges have been vertigo-inducing stuff. Who will have the nerve to join James Corden and the boys next? Step up Piers Morgan, Paul Merson and Roisin Conaty - each ready to take on the hit show's chucklesome challenges, scary stunts and tricky trivia.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 12, Episode 8This episode's guests are Stacey Dooley, Alex Jones, Rachel Parris and Henning Wehn.

Bottom
Series 3, Episode 6 - CarnivalWhen the local carnival ends in a riot, the boys go out looting. Richie grabs a video camera from the back of a BBC van, and they decide to find fame through filming their own movies.

Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 9Russell explains Nigel Farage's worst nightmare, and answer's questions on signing boobs and the Queen's last words. His guests are John Robins and Jarlath Regan.

QI
Series O, Episode 3 - OceansTune in to hear one publisher's suggestion for a radical improvement to Moby Dick. With Aisling Bea, Joe Lycett and David Mitchell.

Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 4 - Jon Richardson, Sara Pascoe, Nathan CatonJon Richardson presents special guests Sara Pascoe and Nathan Caton.

Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 10Russell talks Mothering Sunday and people who state the obvious, plus answers questions on fame and the worst thing about school. His guests are Nick Helm and Chris Kent.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 4 - VomitJonny is ill and thinks he's dying. Janet reckons he's just trying to get out of a job interview.

Minder
Series 10, Episode 7 - The Great Depression Of 1994Long-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.

Year Of The Rabbit
Episode 1Rabbit's been chasing bad guys for as long as he can remember, but these days his heart keeps stopping at inopportune moments.

Joe Lycett: That's The Way, A-Ha A-Ha, Joe Lycett Live
Stand-up comedy from Joe Lycett in this TV version of his 2016 live show and DVD.

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 5, Episode 4Ardal O'Hanlon, Melanie C, Jamali Maddix and Jessica Knappett join Alan Davies.

Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 5Mr Khan's new plasma TV provides the perfect opportunity to have his friends round to enjoy the Pakistan versus England cricket match. But Mrs Khan needs the house to be a place of complete calm as she plans to host a prayer meeting...

You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 3, Episode 1 - Please Help The OrphansDevious butler Alf chances upon a moneymaking scheme. Sir Ralph suspects Lady Agatha is seeing another man and Lord Meldrum is asked to help him.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 4The daft, astonishing and insightful panel show continues as host Lee Mack invites comedy queen Sarah Millican, explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes and comedian Russell Kane to put amazing facts and mind-blowing trivia to the test.

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 3, Christmas Special - Xmas UntitledIn this suitably festive outing, guests Jason Manford, Jo Joyner, Joe Lycett and the Reverend Richard Coles chew the (goose) fat about Santa and all things Christmas. And it's funny, obviously.

Steptoe And Son
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Wooden OvercoatsHarold has bought some coffins and intends leaving them in the house.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.