Television
TV schedule Wednesday 12th June 2019
6:20am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 6 - More About More And MoreThe Twirlywoos are on a beach watching a boy build sandcastles.
7:15am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 31 - The Fangtom MenacePieface's first sleepover in the den is troubled by spooky tales of a frightening Fangtom and Walter turning up with a demolition gang determined to flatten the den!
7:25am
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You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 6 - Stranger In The NightAlf tells Sir Ralph that Lord Meldrum can't be having an affair with Lady Agatha because he was wounded in the artillery.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Good, The Baaaaa And The UglyWhen Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a rescue mission to a mysterious island Danger Mouse's over-competitiveness borders on criminal.
7:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 10 - Brilliant Beach CircusIt's circus time on Faraway Island, and everyone can't wait to show off their amazing acts.
7:55am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 47 - The Gobi Desert, MongoliaGlitch's giant drill causes a dino-disaster for the team's fossil hunt in the Gobi Desert.
8:20am
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Lucky Feller
Episode 11 - The BoatShorty, convinced it's his lack of word-power that's getting him nowhere with Kath, is desperate for help. Randy offers some practice in the fine art of chatting up, but in the meantime, Kath arrives with news that renders Mrs Mepstead speechless...
8:20am
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 3Queen Elizabeth I goes online dating, Greek philosopher Socrates foils his own rescue from prison and Emicho of the Rhineland goes crusading with some very unusual sat navs to lead the way.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 4 - Secret Sock DetectiveJustin has lost his favourite socks and is convinced that someone in Justin's House must have taken them, he even starts to suspect his trusty friends!
8:50am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 6 - The SnakeThe Indian busmen hold a social evening in the depot canteen with an attractive snake dancer. Jack steals the opportunity to ask her out, and asks Stan to take his washing home for him - complete with slithery companion!
9am
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As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Weekend AwayJudith is planning a weekend away. Alistair is due in Paris but first announces that publication is in just three weeks. Could he and she be having a romantic liaison of their own? Jean feels decidedly uneasy at the thought of an empty house...
9:15am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 15 - The Rainy DayWith heavy rain closing the park and leaks in the caravan roof, Richard's spirits are certainly dampened. Can expert plumbers Sooty and Sweep solve the problem or is everybody in for a super soaking?
9:20am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Mum's Last FlingWhen Mum uses kiss-proof lipstick and stays out until 1:30am, everyone suspects the worst.
9:20am
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Almost Never
Series 1, Episode 13 - The PromHarry leaves The Wonderland, and Chloe and Nate face the truth about their friendship.
9:30am
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 9 - Bring Me The Head Of Arthur DaleyLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 7 - More About WrappingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a hospital and watch a nurse wrapping a man's leg in bandages.
9:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:55am
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Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Perfect GentlemanRigsby's found a new lodger for the house; the charming gentleman Seymour, staying in town away from his country estate. Philip and Alan aren't quite as convinced of his authenticity though.
10am
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Never The Twain
Series 7, Episode 3 - Betrothed, Bothered And BewilderedBanks wakes up with a throbbing hangover and realises he has agreed to marry Mrs Sadler - a proposal he deeply regrets in the light of day! Unsure of how to tell her, he plots to make a run for it, but next door Sadler is having much the same feeling.
10:30am
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Get Some In!
Series 4, Episode 2A fifth bed appears in D6 and the group are horrified to discover it's Marsh - wanting to be friends! Meanwhile, Lilley's fainting is not getting any better.
11:40am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 2Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks them for a lift into town. But events don't go quite as Hyacinth would have wished, and she ends up on the back of a lorry whilst Mrs Fortescue is in the pub!
12:20pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Christmas Special - September SongIt's circus night at Maplin's but Ted has another sort of ring on his mind.
1:05pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 21 - GoldfishWith his beloved teddy bear at the dry cleaners, Mr Bean finds a new playmate from the garden pond.
1:20pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 22 - InventorWhen an inventor moves into the empty room in the attic, he and Bean try to out-invent each other.
1:25pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 2 - Songs Of PraiseGeraldine receives a letter from the BBC: they've heard of her incumbency, and want to film an episode of Songs Of Praise in the village. David is far from keen, but finds himself outvoted by the other councillors. When the crew turn up, the vicar is particularly enamoured by the dashing young producer, Tristan; unfortunately the recording does not go smoothly.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bigger And BiggerThe Twirlywoos see children building a sandcastle at the beach, and decide to make it bigger. Back in the Boat they encounter a strange jelly which grows every time they touch it!
2pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heartbreak HotelBeing on the inside doesn't stop Godber romancing his fiancée, Denise, although events on the outside ensure the path of true love doesn't run smoothly. An unexpected letter leads to Godber having to explain his actions to the governor, but are there blue skies on the horizon?
2:30pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Special - HollywoodThis special 100th episode follows Nero's exploits seeking fame and fortune in Hollywood.
2:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 1 - From Prussia With LoveRodney takes pity on a heavily-pregnant and homeless au-pair girl he meets in the Nag's Head. When he invites her to stay at the flat, Del sees a nice little earner about to be born. But will Boycie be interested?
3pm
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Lucky Jim
Ian Carmichael stars in a humorous romp based on the novel by Kingsley Amis about an unlucky lecturer.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 12 - A Prickly ProblemTimmy decides to help the hedgehogs find a resting place for the night. His efforts, however, lead his weary friends into a series a scrapes rather than giving them a good night's sleep.
3:05pm
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The Big Job
After their release from prison, an inept gang of bank robbers attempt to recover the proceeds of the Big Job that got them 15 years.
3:10pm
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Zig And Zag
Episode 19 - Let It GrowZig and Zag discover the joys of growing your own vegetables, but at the farmer's market they discover that bigger doesn't always mean better.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
3:20pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 18 - Dry HardA late night scary movie makes Penfold even extra-jittery, forcing Danger Mouse to make his sidekick sit out the latest mission to stop the Baron from flooding the entire world.
3:35pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 41 - Gran UpWhen Gran's Harley gets impounded, Dennis thinks she's lost her groove and given up on her thrill-seeking ways. In trying to help her, Dennis accidentally becomes Old Man Dennis, and teams up with Gran to prove you're never too old to be a rebel.
3:50pm
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 10 - The Long Good ThursdayLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
3:55pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 7 - Bitz's Beach PartyBob can't go to his friend Phoebe's party because she has measles.
4:20pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 1, Episode 11 - The LoversComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
4:50pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 48 - Bioluminescent Bay, Puerto RicoGlitch's bath time puts the creatures of Puerto Rico's Bioluminescent Bay in bubble-trouble.
5pm
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5pm
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All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 7 - GymnastHaving gatecrashed a party and passed Ben off as a foreign gymnast, the trio find trouble when the real sport star is due in town.
5:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 13 - PartingSharon is ignoring Chris and accuses him of lying about being ill in a desperate plea for attention, until she gets a call from the prison. Chris has a tumour. Will Sharon change her mind about leaving him and changing her surname?
5:20pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Christmas Special - September SongIt's circus night at Maplin's but Ted has another sort of ring on his mind.
6pm
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Get Some In!
Series 4, Episode 2A fifth bed appears in D6 and the group are horrified to discover it's Marsh - wanting to be friends! Meanwhile, Lilley's fainting is not getting any better.
6pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 8 - Affairs And RelationsBob has joined Terry on a weekend's fishing and is racked by guilt that he has left Thelma behind. When Thelma's father unexpectedly books into the same hotel with his secretary it seems the weekend couldn't get worse .. until Thelma turns up as well to sort things out with Bob!
6:25pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 2Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks them for a lift into town. But events don't go quite as Hyacinth would have wished, and she ends up on the back of a lorry whilst Mrs Fortescue is in the pub!
6:30pm
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Never The Twain
Series 7, Episode 3 - Betrothed, Bothered And BewilderedBanks wakes up with a throbbing hangover and realises he has agreed to marry Mrs Sadler - a proposal he deeply regrets in the light of day! Unsure of how to tell her, he plots to make a run for it, but next door Sadler is having much the same feeling.
6:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 4 - The AffairPenny arrives in London unannounced, convinced that Stephen is having an affair and seeking a place to stay. Lionel's love scene deadline is pressing, which makes for a long and busy day.
6:55pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 21 - GoldfishWith his beloved teddy bear at the dry cleaners, Mr Bean finds a new playmate from the garden pond.
7pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the third series of the time-travel sitcom.
7pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heartbreak HotelBeing on the inside doesn't stop Godber romancing his fiancée, Denise, although events on the outside ensure the path of true love doesn't run smoothly. An unexpected letter leads to Godber having to explain his actions to the governor, but are there blue skies on the horizon?
7pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 1A new series of the hit panel show. Lee Mack is joined by Alex Jones and Alexander Armstrong and David Mitchell is joined by Chris Tarrant and Mel Giedroyc.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 9The Vikings launch their advert for We Sell Any Monk, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice-obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.
7:10pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 22 - InventorWhen an inventor moves into the empty room in the attic, he and Bean try to out-invent each other.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 2 - The Kiss And Mavis PoskitClegg is more than alarmed when Edie and Nora begin to take an unnatural interest in him, especially when he learns that they have a good friend in need of a husband.
7:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 1Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.
7:40pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 2Lee Mack is joined by Richard Madeley and Sanjeev Bhaskar, and David Mitchell is joined by Kate Humble and Miles Jupp.
8pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 2Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.
8pm
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All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 7 - GymnastHaving gatecrashed a party and passed Ben off as a foreign gymnast, the trio find trouble when the real sport star is due in town.
8:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 1 - From Prussia With LoveRodney takes pity on a heavily-pregnant and homeless au-pair girl he meets in the Nag's Head. When he invites her to stay at the flat, Del sees a nice little earner about to be born. But will Boycie be interested?
8:20pm
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9pm
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The Two Ronnies
Series 1, Episode 3The Two Ronnies present a third chapter of Hampton Wick, whilst Tina Charles sings (They Long to Be) Close to You.
9pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 3 - Community SpiritThe time has come to organise Dibley's annual autumn fayre, and after raising a measly £200 last year, there are murmurs to support cancelling the event. The vicar however, is determined that she can book a real celebrity to open festivities rather than some local nobody, and a solution appears to come when Alice reveals her early-balding cousin is one 'Reg Dwight'...
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.
9pm
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Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
9pm
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The Undiscovered Peter Sellers
Victor Lewis-Smith presents previously unseen footage featuring Peter Sellers.
9pm60 min
Taskmaster
Series 8, Episode 6 - Rock 'n' Roll UmlautOne of the secrets to the Taskmaster's successful reign of tyranny is that he's ruthlessly unpredictable which means things can change very, very quickly in this game. Alex Horne takes scrupulous notes as Paul Sinha squats in a telephone box and Iain Stirling stakes his claim for the Scottish national football team.
9:30pm
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The Family Way
A look at the troubles of a young newlywed couple whose marriage has yet to be consummated.
9:40pm
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Bottom
Series 3, Episode 3 - BreakWith the thought of sun, sea and sex in mind, Eddie and Richie prepare to leave for a holiday in, uh, Bridlington.
9:55pm
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The Two Ronnies
Series 1, Episode 4The Ronnies look at fancy dress parties, there's music from New World, and the fourth chapter of Hampton Wick.
10pm
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Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 4 - Valentine's DayIt is Valentine's Day and headmaster Mr Fraser plans to help the shy kids find love.
10pm75 min
Sanjeev Kohli's Big Talk
Episode 8Sanjeev Kohli and guests fillet the big issues of the past seven days and mix them up with funny and fascinating films. Expect random amusement thrown into the mix as well.
10pm30 min
Mum
Series 3, Episode 5 - FridayIt's raining and Cathy and her family are stuck indoors. Pauline has a visitor and Cathy makes an important decision.
10pm30 min
Judge Romesh
Series 2, Episode 7Judge Romesh arbitrates on a long running food feud between Gogglebox stars Sandi and Sandra. Plus, a wannabe singer has dragged his under-performing backing dancer into court.
10pm50 min
CelebAbility
Series 3, Episode 2Iain Stirling and team captain Scarlett Moffatt lead three friends in games against Tommy Mallet, Una Healy, Alice Perrin and Tez Ilyas, based on the celebs' unusual talents.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 21, Episode 3Team captains Rob Beckett and guest captain Kerry Godliman are joined by Nish Kumar, Natasia Demetriou, Fred Sirieix and Judi Love to discuss and dissect topics in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points.
10:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
10:30pm30 min
Judge Romesh
Series 2, Episode 8Two warring naturist cleaners dress for court in their birthday suits. Plus, a disgruntled claimant is seeking damages for his broken drum.
10:40pm
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Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the cornershop sitcom.
10:40pm30 min
Comedy Central Live
Episode 5 - Luisa OmielanThe hilarious Luisa Omielan performs live from Camden as she tackles Brexit and dating in her stand-up special.
11pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 2 - BungleJonny wins £1,000 on a scratch card and everyone has their own ideas about how he should spend the money.
11pm
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Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 3There's tennis trouble in store for Eric and Colin - and they haven't a sporting chance against Christine.
11pm
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11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 1For the first episode in the new series, Tony Bellew, Lizzy Yarnold and Alan Carr join the teams.
11:05pm
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Never The Twain
Series 7, Episode 3 - Betrothed, Bothered And BewilderedBanks wakes up with a throbbing hangover and realises he has agreed to marry Mrs Sadler - a proposal he deeply regrets in the light of day! Unsure of how to tell her, he plots to make a run for it, but next door Sadler is having much the same feeling.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
The 8 Out Of 10 Cats regulars play the famous words and numbers quiz with the help of guests.
11:10pm
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 1This series of Your Face Or Mine kicks off with a celebrity special where Jimmy and Katherine are joined by Joe Swash and Stacey Solomon, who will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds for their chosen charity.
11:40pm
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Get Some In!
Series 4, Episode 2A fifth bed appears in D6 and the group are horrified to discover it's Marsh - wanting to be friends! Meanwhile, Lilley's fainting is not getting any better.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 5 - Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, Rich HallJack Whitehall is joined by Katherine Ryan and Rich Hall.
11:40pm
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 2Ricky and Roxay forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
11:40pm
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Midnight
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There's Something About Movies
Series 1, Episode 6Whose film knowledge is five-star and whose will end up on the cutting room floor? Alan Carr tests Alice Eve, Rafe Spall, Tom Davis and Guz Khan.
12:10am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 1Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including inventions, a cursed tankard and monkeys in space exploration.
12:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 10Dara O Briain and the team look back over another week's events with guests Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe.
12:40am
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Bottom
Series 3, Episode 3 - BreakWith the thought of sun, sea and sex in mind, Eddie and Richie prepare to leave for a holiday in, uh, Bridlington.
12:40am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 2Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Cambodian midget fighters, sex, and gym locker roooms.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 1Russell Howard is back. A drunk man tries to surf, and a look at a dodgy horse drink. In the Mystery Guest segment Russell tries some break dancing. The Good News Extra comic is Doc Brown.
1am
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1:05am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Special - All-Women SpecialKatherine Ryan guest hosts a very special all female edition celebrating 100 years of women's suffrage. Roisin Conaty and Jessica Hynes take on Sara Pascoe and Lolly Adefope in the classic words and numbers quiz. Morgana Robinson appears in character as Natalie Cassidy alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.
1:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 2 - BungleJonny wins £1,000 on a scratch card and everyone has their own ideas about how he should spend the money.
1:40am60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 4 - Andy Parsons, Andrew Lawrence, Milton JonesMock The Week star Andy Parsons hosts stand-up comedy from the Apollo, with Andrew Lawrence, and one-liner king Milton Jones.
1:55am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 4Will pulls the most popular girl in the year above. However he becomes so obsessed with her that he ends up alienating his hard won new friends.
2am
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Bull
Episode 1 - A Fabergé Egg (1905)Kindly local shopkeeper Mr Richards has a set of priceless Fabergé eggs that need restoring. When one of the eggs goes missing, Rupert and his team come up with a number of schemes to try to rustle up a replacement.
2am
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Jason Manford Live: First World Problems
TV broadcast of Jason Manford's 2014 live stand-up DVD, First World Problems.
2:25am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.
2:35am50 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 6 - Nina Conti, Rob Beckett, JimeoinNina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.
2:40am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 2, Out-takes - UnseenA bumper crop of never-before-seen clips from the ad hoc chat show hosted by Alan Davies. The 'QI buzzer-baiter' is joined by the cream of comedy for some top banter.
3am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 2Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.
3:15am
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To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 2Audrey and Marjory invite old school friend Podge for the weekend, following her recent divorce. The figure that arrives, however, is far from that which they expected!
3:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 4Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests including Tess Daly, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
3:25am
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Lucky Feller
Episode 10 - Ever Been Had?It's a night out on the town for the Mepsteads. Mum's going to bingo, Randy to see what he can find on a pub-crawl, and Shorty has a wonderful surprise in store for Kath.
3:25am
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Bobby And Harriet Get Married
Episode 2 - You're Just A Cold, Strange PeopleHarriet feels the pressure to be the perfect bride as the wedding draws nearer, but is going on dating apps the answer to boosting her confidence? And will Bobby ever not be angry?
3:30am
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Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 10Dara O Briain and the team look back over another week's events with guests Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe.