Television
TV schedule Monday 3rd June 2019

Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.

Ross Noble Off Road
Episode 3In the final episode, it's the last three days of one of the world's hardest motorbike challenges, and no one thinks Ross will finish it. Can he keep his body, his bike, and his relationships with everyone around him intact and do what no joker has ever done before; finish the Scottish Six Day Trial?

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 22 - Red And Black To The FutureWhen Dennis finds Professor Screwtop's time machine in the lab, he can't resist using it without reading the instructions, and starts a chain of events that lead to Gnashersaurus rex's rampaging through Beanotown! How is Dennis going to set things right without bumping into other versions of himself and destroying the space time continuum?

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 18 - Never Say Clever AgainDanger Mouse considers a change of career when all the other Danger Agents become super-smart, due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery.

You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 1, Episode 4 - Fair SharesLady Lavender has decided where her shares are going and Ivy is in trouble for what she saw at the fancy dress party the night before.

Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 4 - Desert Road TripBob is excited to see an amazing cactus that only flowers once a year, but the gang's race across the hot sandy desert slows to a crawl when Bitz and Purl over-engineer their vehicle.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 41 - Hong Kong, ChinaThe team spring into action when Glitch's mini-master toys invade Hong Kong Harbour.

Crooks Anonymous
Comedy about a petty criminal trying to change his ways and start a new life.

Animal TV
Episode 2 - Terry And ZooellaDotty and Simon introduce Zooella, their fashion and beauty expert, and Terry, Animal TV's sports and technology tortoise. Also launching is The Great Bunny Bake-Off, starring celebrity judges Paws Floppywood and Furry Berryer.

Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 10Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.

Lucky Feller
Episode 4 - Kath's FamilyShorty Mepstead dresses up to the 'nines' and goes round to Kath's. Her parents are, as usual, having a monumental row - this time about a broken pane of glass. Shorty offers to mend it...

Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 17 - Blocked PipeWhen Little Monster blocks up the pipes with old custard, Robert calls in the help of slop experts Cook and Line from Swashbuckle.

On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Football MatchThe depot establishes a football team, and with the promise of £5 for each player should they win their upcoming match, Stan's keen to join - even with Blakey as trainer. But when the star player is injured, they face a much bigger challenge than imagined!

Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 9 - Love The One You're WithWhen he hears a wartime story, Gary is forced to rethink his vow never to change history.

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Early NightRichard plans an early night in preparation for Mr Slater's fitness class. But when Sooty's pet mouse escapes, and Sweep loses his favourite bone, his hopes of a good night's sleep look set for disaster.

On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The PosterLuxton & District announces a staff competition to find the face of the perfect bus conductor for a new promotional advertising campaign. With a £100 prize for the chosen busman Stan is keen to win - and Blakey's keen to fire him!

Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 16 - More About Fitting TogetherThe Twirlywoos watch a lady trying to make a picnic bench, fitting planks of wood together. Her dog comes to tell her it is time for a walk. Whilst she is away, the Twirlywoos start fitting together the planks of wood, but are they following the instructions for the picnic bench or making something completely different?

As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 1 - You Must Remember ThisFreelance secretary Judith works through her mother, Jean's, agency. When she goes to meet a new client, Lionel, to assist him in redrafting the manuscript for his autobiography, it rather curiously transpires that Lionel and Jean have met before.

Never The Twain
Series 6, Episode 2 - Going To PotWhen a relative of Mrs Sadler's dies in a tragic accident, Simon and Oliver both see value in some of her possessions. Ringo, meanwhile, has a potential love interest.

Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 4 - All Our YesterdaysSpooner's laid up in his room with a broken ankle after tripping over Vienna, and making an awful lot of noise. Rigsby's keen to appear courageous in front of Miss Jones, but the boxer's temperament brings forth every element of his cowardice. Discussion soon turns to the war.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Christmas Special - CrumsCompo, Clegg and Seymour, dressed as Father Christmasses, can't understand why they are so unsuccessful collecting for the church social. Then, a chance sighting of a fourth Father Christmas provides a clue...

Get Some In!
Series 3, Episode 1Marsh hatches a cunning plan to ensure C Flight graduate top of their intake, ensuring him his long-desired third stripe and a promotion to the rank of Sergeant.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 2 - The Kiss And Mavis PoskitClegg is more than alarmed when Edie and Nora begin to take an unnatural interest in him, especially when he learns that they have a good friend in need of a husband.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 1Daddy is taken to hospital - quite inconvenient on the evening of Hyacinth's latest candle-lit supper.

As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 1 - You Must Remember ThisFreelance secretary Judith works through her mother, Jean's, agency. When she goes to meet a new client, Lionel, to assist him in redrafting the manuscript for his autobiography, it rather curiously transpires that Lionel and Jean have met before.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 19 - Royal BeanMr Bean meets the Queen during a visit to Buckingham Palace to replace his favourite, but broken, mug.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 20 - Young BeanWhen did Mr Bean first meet his teddy bear? Did he really learn to drive his Mini at the age of ten? He takes us on a journey into the past.

Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 6 - RollingThe Twirlywoos get carried away when they roll a picnic down a hill. Back in the Boat, the Very Important Lady falls apart, and her head rolls back and forth, thwarting the Twirlywoos' attempts to put her back together!

Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 5 - Ivory Castles In The AirClive takes Gladys to see his family home and Gladys takes Clive to her heart.

Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.

4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Episode 2 - RoofPolly's first day of term doesn't go to plan when she's asked to look after troublesome new boy Evan. Meanwhile, Bell's return as head teacher is doomed to failure from the start.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsA chance encounter with old flame Juney, back on the estate after some 20-odd years, leaves Del suspicious of her daughter Debbie's parentage. Serious questions need to be asked - not least when Derek realises that Rodney could be getting comfortable with his own niece!

Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Farmer's NephewThe Farmer is rendered incapable and replaced by a farmhand who is more interested in his mobile phone than getting the task done.

Zig And Zag
Episode 12 - All Washed UpMayhem ensues when Zig and Zag's washing machine breaks down. What should they do? Take it to the hospital for an emergency operation of course.

Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 7 - Breaking The BrokerTinker is arrested for possession of erotic antiques. His only way out is to set up Lovejoy.

Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 11 - Big Trouble In Little ClowntownWhen Professor Squawkencluck's Seriousizer ray is nabbed by Pompom, Danger Mouse teams up with his clown-shaped Bozorian equivalent, Cupcake.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 34 - Extreme Sports DayDennis recruits Grizzly Griller to help make school sports day more extreme, but as he and JJ get competitive against each other, who is sabotaging both their chances of winning?

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Christmas Special - CrumsCompo, Clegg and Seymour, dressed as Father Christmasses, can't understand why they are so unsuccessful collecting for the church social. Then, a chance sighting of a fourth Father Christmas provides a clue...

Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 22 - Bitz's Campout ConundrumOn a camping trip to High Snowy Mountain, Bitz, Bob and Purl offer to help a very tired bear-sitter Bevel get two bear cubs to take their nap so he can arrange a surprise picnic for them.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 1, Episode 4 - SuspicionMissing property in the hut causes distress all round.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 32 - The Grand Canyon, USAKyan is wire-walking across the Grand Canyon, but Glitch wants to cheat and win. Can the Go Jetters stop him?

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 11, Episode 2 - The Kiss And Mavis PoskitClegg is more than alarmed when Edie and Nora begin to take an unnatural interest in him, especially when he learns that they have a good friend in need of a husband.

Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 13 - Dan Step's Balloon DanceDan Step gets carried away dancing with balloons, and Robin Hood tries to spot a squirrel.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 6 - MiceDalentrace is infested with mice, Tracey blames Sharon for keeping her bedroom in a mess. Sharon's idea of getting a cat doesn't work quite as planned and Dorien's workman isn't quite who she said he was.

Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 1 - Queen Vic's Home VidsA special episode making 200 years since the birth of Queen Victoria. Featuring Victorian fake news, paparazzi, and camera men strapped to the front of moving trains, Queen Victoria shows you how her subjects invented and became obsessed with films!

Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 5 - Ivory Castles In The AirClive takes Gladys to see his family home and Gladys takes Clive to her heart.

Get Some In!
Series 3, Episode 1Marsh hatches a cunning plan to ensure C Flight graduate top of their intake, ensuring him his long-desired third stripe and a promotion to the rank of Sergeant.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 1 - Absent FriendsA honeymoon skiing in Norway seems an ideal location for Bob and Thelma to start their married life, far away from Terry's influence. But you never can tell, especially when he is looking after the marital home and has his eye on Susan, Thelma's sister.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 1Daddy is taken to hospital - quite inconvenient on the evening of Hyacinth's latest candle-lit supper.

Never The Twain
Series 6, Episode 2 - Going To PotWhen a relative of Mrs Sadler's dies in a tragic accident, Simon and Oliver both see value in some of her possessions. Ringo, meanwhile, has a potential love interest.

As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Mini SeriesAlistair returns from a whistle-stop trip to the US and announces that a major TV network is interested in producing Jean and Lionel's love story. The race is on to produce a treatment.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 19 - Royal BeanMr Bean meets the Queen during a visit to Buckingham Palace to replace his favourite, but broken, mug.

Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the time travel sitcom.

Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 4With guests Craig Revel-Horwood, Ben Fogle, Kate Silverton and Hugh Dennis.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 20 - Young BeanWhen did Mr Bean first meet his teddy bear? Did he really learn to drive his Mini at the age of ten? He takes us on a journey into the past.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Episode 1 - The ExperimentOn being forcibly up-ended by Seymour and Clegg to shake money from his pockets to buy a drink, Compo is left with a burning question; why, when he felt the blood rushing to his head upside down, did he not feel the blood rushing back to his feet when he was returned to a standing position?

Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 1 - Queen Vic's Home VidsA special episode making 200 years since the birth of Queen Victoria. Featuring Victorian fake news, paparazzi, and camera men strapped to the front of moving trains, Queen Victoria shows you how her subjects invented and became obsessed with films!

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!

Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 8Joining David's team this week are comedian John Bishop and star of Gavin And Stacey, Joanna Page. With Lee are EastEnders actress Patsy Palmer and comic actor Chris Addison.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 2Lee Mack is joined by Holly Willoughby, Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis.

Doc Martin
Series 1, Episode 1 - Going BodminDoctor Martin Ellingham, new to Cornwall and the fishing village of Portwenn, doesn't have the easiest of starts when every aspect of local life seems to go against the grain, and male patients appear to be growing breasts.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsA chance encounter with old flame Juney, back on the estate after some 20-odd years, leaves Del suspicious of her daughter Debbie's parentage. Serious questions need to be asked - not least when Derek realises that Rodney could be getting comfortable with his own niece!

The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Happy EventWhen Pinky the pig goes into labour in the middle of the night, it's all hands on deck.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 8Alex Jones, Josh Widdicombe, Katherine Ryan and Spencer Matthews are the guests taking part the show this week.

Doc Martin
Series 1, Episode 2 - Gentleman PreferDr Ellingham raises the ire of seemingly the entire village when he sacks Elaine, who is taking out her own frustrations on her father and his fiancée. Meanwhile, Martin diagnoses former teacher Roger Fenn with a possible larynx cancer.

Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.

Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 1 - Micky Flanagan, Seann Walsh, Jason ByrneMicky Flanagan hosts the first episode of the new series of Live At The Apollo, with guests Seann Walsh and Jason Byrne.

Up North
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dating Up NorthColin Wood gets himself a girlfriend, who tells him how to run the bar... stop Mick and his mates from having any drinks on credit. Patch is in trouble after his Uncle Tom checks the books and sees the Taxi business is losing money thanks to Mick. Skint Flint starts dating Mick's sister who lives in Blackpool and turns out to be a man-eater.

Bottom
Series 2, Episode 1 - DiggerEddie and Richie try a video dating service, and for the latter a match comes up rather quickly! Naturally, he's lied and claimed to be aristocracy, but that's not going to stop him losing his virginity! Is it?

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 16 (Channel 4: Series 17), Episode 5Sean Lock and Michelle Wolf take on Jon Richardson and Rob Beckett in the classic words and numbers quiz. Spencer Jones joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Dave Gorman Goodish Hits, Highlights Special - Series 2 highlightsThis episode reveals the best bits from Series 2 of Dave Gorman's Modern Life Is Goodish. There are also some
scenes which have never before been seen on British TV.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 1After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.

Famalam
Series 2, Episode 2A group of friends duke it out for the Ultimate Prize, Scribbler P schools us on Black Military History, and competitive Aunties battle it out by a relative's death bed.

Never The Twain
Series 6, Episode 2 - Going To PotWhen a relative of Mrs Sadler's dies in a tragic accident, Simon and Oliver both see value in some of her possessions. Ringo, meanwhile, has a potential love interest.

The Green Green Grass
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Only Fools and Horses.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 1 - Fags, Shags And KebabsJonny lives with girlfriend Janet. Janet's mate Donna needs a boyfriend so her mother Flo won't think she's gay. Donna asks Janet to get her a date with Jonny's best mate Gaz, but neither one of the boys are happy.

Your Face Or Mine
Series 1, Episode 1Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.

Comedy Store
Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store!

Have I Got News For You
Series 57, Episode 9Richard Ayoade guest presents the final episode of the 57th series. He is joined by TV presenter Richard Osman and comedian Kiri Pritchard-McLean, who will appear as guest panellists alongside Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.

Get Some In!
Series 3, Episode 1Marsh hatches a cunning plan to ensure C Flight graduate top of their intake, ensuring him his long-desired third stripe and a promotion to the rank of Sergeant.

Your Face Or Mine
Series 1, Episode 2Anthony and Jestina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.

Comedy Central Live
Episode 3 - Sofie HagenThe wonderful Sofie Hagen performs live from Camden in her very own stand-up special. The Danish comedian speaks about her relationships with men and awkward encounters with her family.

The Russell Howard Hour
Series 2, Episode 11Russell Howard talks to author Jon Ronson about the world of pornography and discovers goat yoga with Mo Gilligan.

Famalam
Series 2, Episode 2A group of friends duke it out for the Ultimate Prize, Scribbler P schools us on Black Military History, and competitive Aunties battle it out by a relative's death bed.

Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 1 - Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe, Trevor NoahEddie Izzard hosts, with special guests Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah.

The Graham Norton Show
Series 25, Episode 9 - Gloria Estefan, Chris Hemsworth, David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Jonas BrothersGloria Estefan says On Your Feet is an emotional journey; Chris Hemsworth says being fat was fun; David Tennant and Michael Sheen reveal how nervous they were bringing Good Omens to the screen and Jonas Brothers perform live in the studio.

Have I Got News For You
Series 57, Episode 9Richard Ayoade guest presents the final episode of the 57th series. He is joined by TV presenter Richard Osman and comedian Kiri Pritchard-McLean, who will appear as guest panellists alongside Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 17Sean Lock and Greg Davies take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Susie Dent is joined by Vic Reeves in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 2Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Gary Delaney, Miles Jupp and Nathan Caton.

There's Something About Movies
Series 1, Episode 5Who knows their Spielberg from their Scorsese? Miranda Richardson, Rob Beckett, Tom Allen and Emily Mortimer join Alan Carr's movie trivia showdown.

The Graham Norton Show
Series 25, Episode 9 - Gloria Estefan, Chris Hemsworth, David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Jonas BrothersGloria Estefan says On Your Feet is an emotional journey; Chris Hemsworth says being fat was fun; David Tennant and Michael Sheen reveal how nervous they were bringing Good Omens to the screen and Jonas Brothers perform live in the studio.

Bottom
Series 2, Episode 1 - DiggerEddie and Richie try a video dating service, and for the latter a match comes up rather quickly! Naturally, he's lied and claimed to be aristocracy, but that's not going to stop him losing his virginity! Is it?

Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 7Russell explains the many ways his mum embarrasses him, and answers a question on bad Christmas presents. His guests are Roisin Conaty and Sean McLoughlin.

No Sex Please - We're British
Ronnie Corbett and Arthur Lowe star in an adaptation of the long-running stage farce about a bank, some Swedish glassware, and obscene material.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 1 - Fags, Shags And KebabsJonny lives with girlfriend Janet. Janet's mate Donna needs a boyfriend so her mother Flo won't think she's gay. Donna asks Janet to get her a date with Jonny's best mate Gaz, but neither one of the boys are happy.

Plebs
Series 1, Episode 6 - SaturnaliaIt's the festival of Saturnalia and the celebration on the stroke of midnight is the perfect opportunity for Marcus to make a move on Cynthia. But will his efforts be in vain?

Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 8Russell talks about an amusing ringtone, and answers questions on cats, wizards, and what cheers him up. His guests are Carl Donnelly and Iain Stirling.

Judge Romesh
Series 2, Episode 3A fed-up claimant appears in court to stop his friend climbing on their roof. Plus, a teacher accuses a colleague of theft in a dramatic legal showdown.

Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 1When Eric raids the freezer after coming in from a night out, he leaves the door open and all the food inside defrosts. Beth decides to cook everything at once and invite Cathy, Colin, Ian, Jaz, Christine and Sophie over to eat it all. Everything goes well until Cathy urges Colin to go next door and get something out of their freezer to replace the defrosted food, a whole Scottish salmon.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 5Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.

Judge Romesh
Series 2, Episode 4A real-life superhero in the dock after a friend has concerns for his safety. And a spider obsessed defendant is in danger of losing his girlfriend.

Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 2A domestic disaster leads to Christine becoming Beth and Eric's houseguest.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 2Lee Mack is joined by Holly Willoughby, Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 8Sean, Jon and Jimmy are joined by guests Denise Van Outen, Vernon Kay, Henning Wehn and Nick Helm.