Television
TV schedule Saturday 13th April 2019
6:20am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 8 - More About HidingThe Twirlywoos visit an hotel and find themselves hiding behind a line of suitcases.
6:45am
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The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 14 - Meet The HumansIn this special episode, silverback gorilla Jurgen introduces us to the human faces of the zoo, talking us through all the fascinating jobs done by the keepers and the vets.
7:05am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 43 - The RobotBean buys a robot to clean his flat, but it ends up trashing half the town!
7:10am
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The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 6 - Now You See ItPiglet and the gang are sent chasing a top secret French-developed radar-cloaking system across the English countryside - unfortunately, both the Swedes and Americans are sticking their oars in!
7:15am
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Bob's Your Uncle
Comedy following the adventures of enthusiastic members of the Home Guard.
7:15am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 22 - Red And Black To The FutureWhen Dennis finds Professor Screwtop's time machine in the lab, he can't resist using it without reading the instructions, and starts a chain of events that lead to Gnashersaurus rex's rampaging through Beanotown! How is Dennis going to set things right without bumping into other versions of himself and destroying the space time continuum?
7:20am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 44 - Ice CreamBean wants an ice cream from the ice cream van, but ends up serving himself - along with every kid in town!
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 10 - Thanksgiving SinnerDanger Mouse and Penfold receive a crash course in the customs of America's oldest holiday when they cover for Jeopardy Mouse as she takes time off for Thanksgiving.
7:35am
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The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 7 - A Private Member's BillWhen a leading politician advocates the merging of MI5 and MI6 under the control of Special Branch, Piglet, Lewis, Dexter and Flint are sent out to thwart his plans by discrediting him.
7:35am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 18 - Return To SenderThe Farmer receives a mystery gift from his antipodean cousin. Unimpressed with the present, he attempts to throw it away, only for it to keep reappearing. He becomes convinced it has magical powers.
8am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 7 - How I Won The WarA trip to entertain the troops forces Gary to play the hero.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 7 - Avenue Of The Baobabs, MadagascarGrandmaster Glitch tries his hand at stunt flying, but the Grimbots are unimpressed, giving him a unanimous thumbs down.
8am
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Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 6 - ThursdayThe writing is on the wall as someone gets into trouble for graffiting, and Mr Konnundrum gets an unusual pet.
8:25am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 7 - Princess Purl's Big SleepNaughty fairies Zipsy and Popsy have put a spell on Princess Purl so that she sleeps for a gazillion years.
8:30am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 3Lee Mack and Johnny Vegas, Mel Giedroyc and Freddie Flintoff test some facts.
8:35am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 3Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Charlotte and Harrison and special guests Johnny & Inel, Phil Wang and Jess Robinson.
8:40am
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Bob Monkhouse... The Million Joke Man
Episode 2 - The King Of The GameshowsPaul O'Grady looks at Bob Monkhouse's career during the 1970s and 1980s, with the help of rare and often previously unseen archive.
8:45am
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The Mysterious Mr. Davis
A man beset by creditors invents a fictitious partner.
9:15am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Inventions GameSooty's latest Inventions take the gang onto a TV game show. Can they win over the show's judge, 'The Boss' or will Sweep throw a bone in the works? Guest starring John Thompson.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:40am
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The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 3 - Les DawsonThe life story of Les Dawson, all as told by the man himself.
10am
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Never The Twain
A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the antiques sitcom.
10am
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Just My Luck
An impoverished jeweller's assistant places an unlikely bet in an effort to raise the funds to buy the perfect gift for his secret love.
10:35am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 3 - Superturbo RoboWhen all the jobs in Justin's house get a bit much for Robert, Justin decides to help him out with a superturbo robot called Roberta.
10:40am
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Citizen Khan
Series 2, Episode 5 - Shazia's Gym VisitMr Khan's attempts to get a famous Pakistani cricketer to operate the mosque's annual Eid tombola come into conflict with Mrs Khan, Shazia and Amjad's local gym membership trial, with unexpected consequences.
11am
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Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 10 - Teacher's PetOrdered to tidy up a science lab by Abercrombie, Becky is distracted by an array of school pets in cages. Mitchell and Templeton are more interested in a Matter Transmogrifier - and there are soon giant rabbits roaming the halls.
11:25am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 7 - Waffle WalkiesSimon and Evie take Waffle for a walk and bump into Evie's friend Anaya and her mum, AJ. An overenthusiastic Waffle drags Simon through the park, soaking him under a sprinkler.
11:25am
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Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 2 - Golden VoiceA pop star is coming to open the new reception - but Danny and Mick leave her speechless!
11:35am
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Diddy TV
Series 1, Highlights Special - That's What You ThinkDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. The pair look back at some of their greatest ratings hits over their first season on air.
12pm
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 42 - You Read My MindLuke secretly uses Eefa's new mind-reading potion to help him get top marks in his test. But the side-effects of the potion leave Luke wishing he hadn't. Will Luke be able to find the antidote in time?
12:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of the David Jason sitcom.
12:50pm
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Almost Never
Series 1, Episode 13 - The PromHarry leaves The Wonderland, and Chloe and Nate face the truth about their friendship.
1:25pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Episode 11 - BeansEli suspects Owen has a secret new girlfriend... but who is Owen really hanging out with?
3pm
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To The Manor Born
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Penelope Keith sitcom.
3pm
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3:05pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 5 - Incredible Duck TrekMummy duck is trying to lead her ducklings from their nest in Bitz's castle to the lake, but it's a long way, so Bitz and Bob help guide them there safely.
3:40pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sydney Opera House, AustraliaGlitch turns the Opera House into an opera boat to enter a race around Sydney Harbour.
4pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 18 - Unconventional ParentingWhen Tobi decides he wants to quit school and Sade gets involved with online dating, Gladys and Bayo use some unconventional parenting tips to teach them a lesson.
4:05pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 14 - Waffle's Sort Of BirthdayIt's Waffle's birthday and Mr Willow throws a huge party for him. As the Brooklyn-Bells prepare a surprise for Waffle, Connie and Ruby's dog, Jelly, leads the Wonder Dog astray.
4:25pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
4:30pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 19 - Parking TicketAfter successfully winning a parking ticket case, Bayo takes this as a sign he is called to be a lawyer. Pastor Michael convinces Funke to host a singles night at the café behind Tony's back.
5pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 21 - Wizard Tripwick's Mending SpellWizard Tripwick's pupils help fix a broken mending spell.
6pm
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Never The Twain
Series 8, Episode 5 - Moving OnProud grandparents Simon and Oliver become worried when David and Lyn think about moving again, just when the antique dealers are becoming used to having them around. They will especially miss their young grandson, so the pair plot to keep their family with them.
6:30pm
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Never The Twain
Series 8, Episode 6 - It's A Long Way To Friern BarnetWhen Simon and Oliver try to outdo each other in the battle to provide Lyn and David with everything they need in their new home, they are sure to cause problems.
7pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the eighth and ninth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
7pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.
7:40pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 5James Corden and the boys are joined by England netball coach Tracey Neville, long-distance legend Mo Farah and funnyman Rob Beckett.
8:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 8 - BoatLee's father, Frank, buys himself a boat after a big win on the horses and invites Lee down for a long weekend with Lucy and Daisy. Despite the fact that Lucy is terrified of water, Lee persuades her to come along in the hope that he can manipulate her into sharing a double bed.
8:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 12A Victorian woman books a ticket on a very odd railway, a modern patient is (mis)treated by a Roman dentist, Alfred the Great pitches a movie about his life, and a Greek geek competes on Historical Mastermind.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 3 - BlackpoolMichael McIntyre continues his Comedy Roadshow with a visit to the Grand Theatre in Blackpool. Headlining is Liverpudlian comic John Bishop with guest turns from Justin Moorhouse, Miles Jupp and Terry Alderton.
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 4Dr Christian Jessen, Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican and Tom Rosenthal join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to play the panel game.
9:10pm60 min
All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 3, Episode 4Agnes and the family are joined by sports presenter Clare Balding, comedian Johnny Vegas, and Made In Chelsea stars Jamie Laing and Spencer Matthews.
9:25pm
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Bridget Jones's Diary
Film based on Helen Fielding's novel about an unlucky-in-love Londoner who decides to take control of her life and start a diary.
9:25pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 14, Episode 7 - Jeremy Clarkson, Emma Bunton, Sara Pascoe, Samson Kayo, Mumford and SonsThis time, Jonathan Ross's guests are The Grand Tour and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? host Jeremy Clarkson; Spice Girl Emma Bunton; the hilarious Sara Pascoe; BAFTA-nominated comedy actor from BBC Three's Famalan - Samson Kayo; and the multi award-winning, multi platinum-selling Mumford and Sons.
9:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
9:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 5Jimmy, Sean and Jon thrash out the hot stories of the week with guests Vernon Kay, Tim Minchin, Joe Wilkinson and Rachel Riley.
10pm
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 3It's Trudy's birthday and in traditional highbrow office style she receives some sex toys, meanwhile David's radical new made-up business strategy of "team individuality" fails to impress Neil.
10:20pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 6Janice & Ray discuss their gourmet's experience, Kate & Ellen are talking about the most offensive word in the office, Lauren questions her teacher's sexuality and Nan receives a visit from an old friend.
10:25pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 21, Episode 4Joining the panel are reality lovebirds Gemma Collins and James 'Arg' Argent, Ru-Paul's Drag Race judge Michelle Visage, singer John Newman and showbiz guru Richard Arnold.
10:30pm
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Gary: Tank Commander
Series 1, Episode 2 - Green GodsGary swaps the tank for a Green Goddess as the army covers a firefighters' strike. The boys prepare for their first fire, but when it finally comes, it's their people skills that face the ultimate test.
10:40pm
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 4Tim and Rachel finally appear to have 'done the deed' and are confronted by a horrified Gareth, who is perhaps most upset by the realisation that he'd still like to 'do' Rachel even though she is now, as he so charmingly puts it, sloppy seconds.
10:50pm
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Arena: Ken Dodd's Happiness
A tribute to the Liverpudlian comic Ken Dodd, in which he discusses his 50-year career and the influences of his comedy style.
11pm
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 6Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Kerry Godliman and Andy Parsons, oversees the battle between The Beehive from Somerset and the Wheelwright Arms from Chester.
11:10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 16, Episode 9Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back over the week's events with the help of guests James Acaster, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney, Ivo Graham and Zoe Lyons.
11:20pm
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The Mighty Boosh
Series 1, Episode 1 - KillerooBob Fossil sets up a highly illegal and shady kangaroo boxing match between the Killeroo and Howard, who thinks that by winning the fight he will impress the Head of Reptiles, Mrs Gideon. Vince enlists his uncle, a bare-knuckle fighter with a very strange accent, to help with Howard's training.
11:20pm
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Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking
TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.
11:20pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 21, Episode 3Team captains Rob Beckett and guest captain Kerry Godliman are joined by Nish Kumar, Natasia Demetriou, Fred Sirieix and Judi Love to discuss and dissect topics in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points.
11:50pm60 min version (repeat)
Midnight
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John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Steve CooganSteve Coogan joins John to discuss his life and career, from Alan Partridge to Philomena.
Midnight
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The Mighty Boosh
Series 1, Episode 2 - MutantsAll is not well at the Zoo-Niverse. Animals are disappearing one by one. Things go from bad to worse when Joey Moose, one of the zookeepers, goes missing. When Mrs Gideon reports that her python is also on the missing list, Howard is determined to save the day. Howard and Vince stumble across Dixon Bainbridge's secret laboratory and the terrible truth behind his 'experiments' comes to light.
12:30am
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Comedians Watching Football With Friends
Episode 6The laughs continue as Nish Kumar, Joe Wilkinson, Alex Brooker, Matt Forde, Jon Richardson and Rachel Yankey tune into the weekend's football.
12:35am
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Minder
Series 7, Episode 3 - Fatal ImpressionA reformed gambler dies owing Arthur money, but a religious miracle seems to offer some compensation.
12:40am
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 3It's Trudy's birthday and in traditional highbrow office style she receives some sex toys, meanwhile David's radical new made-up business strategy of "team individuality" fails to impress Neil.
12:50am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 4Guest host Alexander Armstrong is joined by regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Michael Grade and Katherine Ryan.
1:05am
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CelebAbility
Series 2, Episode 1The guests in this opener are Jennifer Metcalfe, James Argent, Marcel Sommerville, Paisley Billings and Jordan Davies.
1:20am
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Game On
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Great EscapeMatthew and Martin spend the night discussing 'hot babes' and various lurid sexual fantasies. Mandy thinks she's in line for a dream job in Bermuda.
1:50am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Special - Have I Got Election News For YouGuest host Jo Brand is joined by regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Romesh Ranganathan and Jon Snow for a special episode reacting to the General Election results.
2am
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Game On
Series 1, Episode 3 - Bad TimingMatt's interest in Mandy's underwear leaves him in a compromising position when Mandy comes home and finds him in her bed. Martin is beaten up by some school children, which rather dampens his enthusiasm to become a teacher.
2am
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Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
2:20am
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The Big Narstie Show
Series 2, Episode 8In the final show of the current series guests include Rio Ferdinand, Lorraine Kelly, London Hughes and Unknown T.
2:35am
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 3 - BlackpoolMichael McIntyre continues his Comedy Roadshow with a visit to the Grand Theatre in Blackpool. Headlining is Liverpudlian comic John Bishop with guest turns from Justin Moorhouse, Miles Jupp and Terry Alderton.
3am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 19, Episode 3In this show, Rob and Aisling are joined in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points by First Dates love guru Fred Sirieix, This Is England actor Thomas Turgoose and comedians Desiree Burch and Sara Pascoe.
3am
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Russell Kane
TV version of Russell Kane's 2015-released stand-up show.
3:25am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 8Kirstie Allsopp's got a spot of bother with some shortbread in Kirstie's Handmade Britain, and Harry ignores a warning about Irn Bru. Meanwhile in Holby, a woman's come down with a debilitating condition where she cannot say country names.
3:45am
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Jon Richardson: Nidiot
A TV broadcast of Jon Richardson's 2014 stand-up DVD.