Television
TV schedule Monday 1st April 2019
7:10am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 10 - Prank WarsDennis discovers that Ralf the janitor is the legendary Prankmaster General and is told he could become his successor. Walter won't let this happen and challenges him to a prank battle to win Ralf's book of pranking - the infamous Prankypedia.
7:20am
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The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Question Of IntelligenceWhen Peter Chapman is fired from his job as electronics lecturer at a polytechnic, a new role comes along almost immediately. His first day in the job doesn't exactly go to plan...
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 48 - High School InedibleDM and Penfold go back to school to thwart the plans of an evil food scientist and his killer hot dogs.
7:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 1 - Castle MakeoverBob really wants his castle to look more like Bitz's, and everyone pitches in to help, but things don't go to plan.
7:45am
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The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 5The Two Ronnies are back again with another helping of their greatest work.
7:55am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 19 - Amazon Rainforest, South AmericaGlitch wants a picnic so he stops the rain in the rainforest, upsetting the local tree frogs.
8:20am
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The Gay Dog
Comedy film about a northern miner and his greyhound racing obsession.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 17 - Justin's Lost VoiceJustin is in a singing mood and has been singing so loudly all day that he has lost his voice. Ever the caring friend, Robert tries various funny ways to help.
9am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 8 - Have You Ever Seen A Dream WalkingPhoebe's in the present, Yvonne is in the past, and when they meet in the middle, the sparks really begin to fly. Gary is convinced that he is losing his mind, and no one seems able to help him find it.
9:15am
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Minder
Series 6, Episode 2 - Life In The Fast Food LaneArthur gets into the car phone business, not realising he is dealing with a dodgy supplier. And Terry fancies a girl who tries to hide her rich family background.
9:15am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 1 - Fitness FunaticRichard is determined to get into shape at the new health spa. The only problem is that no one has warned him that Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge! Is Sweep's swirling jacuzzi about to leave Richard in a spin? Amy Childs of TOWIE and Celebrity Big Brother fame is the guest star.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 12 - More About High And LowThe Twirlywoos watch people using a lift in a building. Chickedy and Chick follow two people into the lift and go up high with them, waving to Great BigHoo and Toodloo.
9:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th and 28th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
10am23 min
Fleabag
Series 2, Episode 5Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.
11:40am
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2point4 Children
Series 4, Episode 3 - FortuosityUpon Bill's ripping up of a chain letter, the Porter clan's luck appears to disappear with instantaneous effect. Hopefully Ben will be safe on his "adventure day" out!
12pm
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 1, Episode 1Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
12:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 4, Episode 4 - Curiosity Killed The CatBill's bedridden with flu, and as Ben trapses the streets of Chiswick in chase of Snowdrop, the Grimes' latest pet, the builders continue their slow progress in the kitchen. Or so her loving family keep insisting. As for Rona, well...
12:30pm
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 1, Episode 2Anthony and Jestina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
1pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Episode 1 - Together AgainIt is 1960 - the new season at Maplin's Holiday Camp is about to commence. The staff arrive by train to prepare the camp for the holiday-makers.
1:20pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 23 - Jurassic BeanMr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric!
1:35pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 24 - Caring BeanMrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain.
1:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 1 - MondayIt's Monday and aside from a missing delivery of granary torpedos, the team must also deal with a new, inexperienced and somewhat naive human resources manager.
2:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 4, Episode 3 - FortuosityUpon Bill's ripping up of a chain letter, the Porter clan's luck appears to disappear with instantaneous effect. Hopefully Ben will be safe on his "adventure day" out!
3pm
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2point4 Children
Series 4, Episode 4 - Curiosity Killed The CatBill's bedridden with flu, and as Ben trapses the streets of Chiswick in chase of Snowdrop, the Grimes' latest pet, the builders continue their slow progress in the kitchen. Or so her loving family keep insisting. As for Rona, well...
3:20pm
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Lovejoy
Series 3, Episode 4 - Angel TrousersLovejoy tries to sell some Second World War medals and finds himself in peril from a sinister Italian.
3:20pm
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Zig And Zag
Episode 21 - Best BehaviourZig and Zag think they need to learn manners. However, they accidentally enrol themselves on an obedience class for dogs.
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th and 28th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
3:40pm
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Minder
Series 6, Episode 3 - Return Of The Invincible ManArthur hires failed safecracker Scotch Harry for a job and finds himself with a bandaged fugitive on his hands.
3:45pm
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Bottoms Up
Feature film based on the TV sitcom Whack-O!, starring Jimmy Edwards as the headmaster of Chiselbury School, 'for the sons of gentlefolk'.
3:45pm
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Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 4 - Let's Face The MusicFeaturing I'm not a Celebrity, Get Me in There! Also with Crime Diddy and an appeal to help elderly people buy their own catapult.
4pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 23 - Jurassic BeanMr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric!
4:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 24 - Caring BeanMrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain.
4:40pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 19 - Jungle Fashion ShowIt's fashion show time. Bitz has designed some fantastic hats, Bob is taking the photographs, Purl is modelling them and Bevel is guiding them through the jungle to find the perfect place to hold the show.
4:50pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 20 - The Dead Sea, Middle EastThe Go Jetters are relaxing by the Dead Sea when Grandmaster Glitch causes a custard catastrophe - to the Vroomster!
5pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 15Know-it-all antiques 'expert' Ann Teak examines a valuable piggy bank, gardener Will Barrow has problems with a thirsty butterfly, newsreader Arthur Sleep tells some more groan-inducing jokes, and fitness guru Keith Fitt demonstrates how to do press-ups.
5:15pm15 min
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 2 - Waffle At The KennelsWaffle is staying at Angela's kennels while the Brooklyn-Bells are on holiday.
5:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 5 - All Day And All Of The NightSharon has to have work done on the café, and Chris's cousin Georgiou undertakes to do the work cheaply and at night. However he turns the place into an all-night Greek nightclub and Dorien is the star attraction, dancing the night away for £600.
5:30pm
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Robin's Nest
Series 2, Episode 4 - Three Times TableThe steak house next door makes a take-over bid for the bistro.
5:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 7 - Preposterous US PresidentsHorrible Histories takes a look at America and its various presidents, from George Washington to the present day, including President Jackson's rude parrot, the establishment of the Secret Service, German cowboys, and spy Mary Elizabeth Bowser.
5:40pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Episode 1 - Together AgainIt is 1960 - the new season at Maplin's Holiday Camp is about to commence. The staff arrive by train to prepare the camp for the holiday-makers.
6pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 13Veronica returns to the scene with a proposition for Jacko which leaves him full of guilt, Lionel wallows in self-pity and unironed shirts and Philip becomes the man his nanny always told him he would be.
6pm
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Go To Blazes
Comedy about a group of smash-and-grab robbers who deduce that posing as fireman will enable the perfect getaway.
6:20pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 1 - MondayIt's Monday and aside from a missing delivery of granary torpedos, the team must also deal with a new, inexperienced and somewhat naive human resources manager.
6:25pm
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 36 - Earworm!In an attempt to ingratiate himself with Vein, Resus gets Luella to bring an earworm back to life - with potentially disastrous results.
6:40pm
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Bread
Series 5, Episode 12Aveline is finally pregnant but the timing is not to her liking now she has made the "glossies". Meanwhile, Grandad has been robbed, but his possessions are replaced when all the family rally round.
7pm
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Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 1 - Ring Dem BellsThe platoon are to take part in a training film, but are horrified to learn that they are to play the Germans. There's also the issue of trying not to be seen in Nazi uniforms for fear of causing a panic.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 3The boys test their horsepower to the max on Stone Age Top Gear, Charles Dickens sings about his life and books, the Greek philosophers host weird dinner parties on Historical Come Dine With Me, and Vlad the Impaler reveals his horrible new plan for keeping out the neighbours.
7:20pm
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7:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 2 - When You've Got To GoMrs. Pike is shocked to learn that Pike has been successfully called up into the armed forces despite his health. Meanwhile, Mainwaring has set himself the near-impossible task of finding enough people to donate 100 pints of blood.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 3Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on guest captain Alan Carr and Roisin Conaty in the classic words and number quiz. Ivan Brackenbury joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
9pm30 min
Warren
Episode 6 - The FuneralWarren's family-packed car breaks down following an altercation en route to Anne's Auntie Faye's funeral. Stuck on the motorway with his annoying family, Warren's day couldn't get any worse.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 1 - Sarah Millican, Russell Kane, Joe LycettThe series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.
9:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
9:30pm
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Up North
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dating Up NorthColin Wood gets himself a girlfriend, who tells him how to run the bar... stop Mick and his mates from having any drinks on credit. Patch is in trouble after his Uncle Tom checks the books and sees the Taxi business is losing money thanks to Mick. Skint Flint starts dating Mick's sister who lives in Blackpool and turns out to be a man-eater.
9:30pm30 min
This Time With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 6Faced with some of the toughest challenges that live TV can throw at a man - rancour behind the scenes, a viewer in danger, a segment on ladies fashion - Alan calls on 'Sidekick' Simon Denton to step up to the plate. But will they sink or swim?
10pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
10pm30 min
The Unexplainers
Episode 2Mike and John set off to Broadhaven Primary School in Haverfordwest, where an alleged UFO sighting took place in 1977.
10pm
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The Mash Report
Series 2, Episode 6In the last episode of the series, Nish and Catherine Bohart address the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement and Northern Irish border; Rachel looks at MPs' PR disasters and public funding shortfalls; and Geoff Norcott investigates businesses aligning themselves with the latest popular causes and politically correct issues.
10pm
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Room 101
Series 7, Episode 3 - Jimmy Carr, Steven Moffat, Rochelle HumesJimmy Carr, Steven Moffat and Rochelle Humes compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101, with topics including sandy beaches, other people's opinions and being Scottish.
10pm30 min
Timewasters
Series 2, Episode 5 - Blurred LinesGeneral Hands agrees to come and play at the club, but Nick's more than a little put out when he forms a much closer bond with Jason. Lauren, meanwhile, is enraged when her money goes missing.
10:30pm
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Blockbusters
Series 1, Episode 2University students and best friends Molly and Samuel take on Marshall for a chance to win some cash and take on the Gold Run. This week they'll be hoping to win a London City experience including scaling the O2 Arena and taking a ride on the Thames Rocket.
10:35pm
Fleabag
Series 2, Episode 5Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.
10:40pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
10:40pm
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Room 101
Series 7, Episode 4 - Vicky McClure, Sandi Toksvig, Josh WiddicombeVicky McClure, Sandi Toksvig and Josh Widdicombe compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101, with topics including real ale, hotel leaflets and coat hangers.
11pm
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The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 7Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
11pm
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The Russell Howard Hour
Series 2, SpecialWhat a year. From Royal weddings to Brexit, 2018 has been hectic. Join Russell and a very special guest as they look back on the biggest news and maddest headlines of 2018.
11:10pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 1For the first episode in the new series, Tony Bellew, Lizzy Yarnold and Alan Carr join the teams.
11:20pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
11:20pm
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Porters
Series 2, Episode 3Simon's first night shift coincides with Halloween and an escaped prisoner roaming the wards - will he and Frankie survive?
11:30pm
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Up For It
Series 1, Episode 4Ashley Storrie, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd and Rosco McClelland join some Live Action Role Players to create their own fantasy film, give their Guide to Dating and learn self-defense from some MMA experts.
11:45pm45 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 5 - Hal Cruttenden, Justin Moorhouse, Tom StadeHal Cruttenden is in charge this week, with guest performers Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade.
Midnight
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The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 8Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 53, Episode 1Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Patrick Stewart, Richard Osman and Camilla Long in a new series of the long-running topical news quiz.
12:05am
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 1 - BeginningsDaisy stumbles upon Tim (thinking he's a drug dealer) when they are both flat hunting. After finding a great place that specifies "professional couples only", they decide to pretend to be a couple. They move into Marsha's house and meet Brian.
12:35am
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 2 - GatheringsDaisy decides that they should have a housewarming (anything to avoid tidying up or work). However, despite her aspirations of a party full of writers, artists and other media types, she is only able to find the paperboy. Tim, Mike, Daisy, Twist and Brian all feel old when they compare themselves to Amber. Brian discovers a big secret about the couple.
12:40am45 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 5 - Hal Cruttenden, Justin Moorhouse, Tom StadeHal Cruttenden is in charge this week, with guest performers Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade.
1am
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Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
1am65 min version (repeat)
1:10am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 1 - Destination: Royston VaseyAn unusual circus comes to Royston Vasey, and Pauline faces up to life on the dole.
1:45am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 2 - Lust for Royston VaseyThe nosebleed epidemic takes hold, Royston Vasey receives a visit from the flamboyant Herr Lipp and his students, and Pauline gets a job serving fries at Burger Me!
1:50am
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Sailor Beware
1950s farce starring Peggy Mount as a formidable mother who scares her daughter's naval fiancé.
1:55am
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The Last Leg
Series 16, Episode 10In the final show of this series Aisling Bea and Stacey Dooley join the trio to help dissect the week's events and talking points.
2:05am50 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 1Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by Daniel Radcliffe and guest panellists Diane Morgan and Armando Iannucci.
2:20am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 2Billy buys a ring for Julie, but learns that opals are bad luck and is told to get rid of it.
2:50am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 4A photographer offers Aveline more money for a nude shoot and is made to wish he hadn't, while Jack makes an inauspicious entry into the art world.
2:50am
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The Big Narstie Show
Series 2, Episode 6In this week's show guests include Zawe Ashton, Sue Perkins, Matt Lucas, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Melvin Odoom and Ms Banks.
3am
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Drunk History
Series 1, Episode 7Tiff Stevenson on the discovery of DNA, James Acaster talks Henry II and Thomas Beckett, and Romesh Ranganathan chats William the Conqueror.
3:05am
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Lovejoy
Series 3, Episode 4 - Angel TrousersLovejoy tries to sell some Second World War medals and finds himself in peril from a sinister Italian.
3:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 1Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Jack Dee, Rob Beckett, Radio 1 DJ Gemma Cairney and Made In Chelsea's Jamie Laing.
3:20am
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 2 - GatheringsDaisy decides that they should have a housewarming (anything to avoid tidying up or work). However, despite her aspirations of a party full of writers, artists and other media types, she is only able to find the paperboy. Tim, Mike, Daisy, Twist and Brian all feel old when they compare themselves to Amber. Brian discovers a big secret about the couple.
4am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 7Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan and Hal Cruttenden join Lee Mack in the studio to test out more obscure facts and theories.