TV schedule for 29th March 2019 (full list)

6:30am (repeat)

Twirlywoos

Series 3, Episode 10 - More About Underneath

The Twirlywoos are in a warehouse, underneath a cardboard box. They watch a man load a lorry with parcels, but then he goes to load the box which the Twirlywoos are hiding underneath.

7am (repeat)

Sorry!

Series 6, Episode 6 - Do You Take This Man - and His Mother?

Tim is about to break free from Mother's apron strings in order to tie the knot with Jennifer. Everything is organised. Father is back from Australia and Frank is Best Man. But will Mother let Tim go that easily?

7:10am (repeat)

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Series 1, Episode 7 - Pie Spy

Pieface steals Professor Von Screwtop's Pastry-based Intelligent Espionage unit (PIE) after forming a strong bond with the pie-shaped robot. Pieface is dismayed when Walter steals it from him to protect his dad from the embarrassing footage the PIE's memory chip holds.

7:25am (repeat)

Danger Mouse

Series 1, Episode 45 - The Duckula Show

Danger Mouse faces the prospect of being written out of his own show, after Count Duckula kidnaps the writers and forces them to make him the star.

7:35am (repeat)

Sorry!

Series 5, Episode 3 - Bells for Uncle Barstable

Tim pursues his piano teacher, Miss Clanger, while trying to solve the riddle left in a note from his dead Uncle Barstable.

8am (repeat)

Go Jetters

Series 1, Episode 13 - Lake Titicaca, South America

What goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.

8:10am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 5, Episode 6 - We Don't Want To Lose You...

Gary's false wartime identity finally catches up with him.

8:35am (repeat)

Justin's House

Series 4, Episode 16 - Perfect Photo

Justin, Robert, Little Monster and Cat attempt to get ready before famous photographer Iris Shutterspeed arrives to take a group picture to send to Granny Justina.

8:50am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 5, Episode 7 - ... But We Think You Have To Go

Alone in wartime France, Gary has to deal with a nasty Nazi, a friendly resistance fighter, and the fact that his double has plans to take his place in London.

9:15am (repeat)

Minder

Series 6, Episode 1 - Give Us This Day Arthur Daley's Bread

Arthur digs a very large hole for himself when he recruits some ex-cons as cheap labour for his landscape gardening enterprise. A spate of local burglaries soon brings Chisholm on to the scene.

9:15am (repeat)

Sooty

Series 1, Episode 25 - The Marching Band

Richard is preparing a show that will blow everything away and the gang are desperate to take part. But what can Sweep do? With his bagpipes and batons causing nothing but trouble, Sooty comes up with some mischief of his own.

9:20am (repeat)

Millie Inbetween

A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's comedy.

9:25am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 27th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

11:30am (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 4, Episode 1 - The Parent Trap

Jenny prepares Bill and Ben to meet her boyfriend's parents for the first time. The potential for humiliation is, naturally, huge. Meanwhile, it transpires that David has been breeding cockroaches for school biology projects...

12:05pm (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 4, Episode 2 - Family Plot

Frustrated at the family squabbles over dinner, Bill takes advantage of a blown fusebox to force the Porter household into an evening of civilised discussion.

12:45pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Series 4, Episode 4 - The Commodore

Hyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.

1:20pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 21 - Bean Phone

Mr Bean wants a smart phone but they are too expensive - especially when you can build your own!

1:25pm (repeat)

Keeping Up Appearances

Series 4, Episode 5 - Looking At Properties

Thinking small doesn't come easy to Hyacinth - just as Richard feared. He's particularly worried as he has to pick Daddy up from the police station, leaving her to look at holiday homes alone.

1:35pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 22 - Hotel Bean

Mr Bean has some unexpected guests who think he runs a hotel!

2:05pm (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 4, Episode 1 - The Parent Trap

Jenny prepares Bill and Ben to meet her boyfriend's parents for the first time. The potential for humiliation is, naturally, huge. Meanwhile, it transpires that David has been breeding cockroaches for school biology projects...

2:15pm
45 min

Pitching In

Episode 5

Annoyed that a rival caravan park is nabbing all their customers, Carys decides to hold a Take That tribute night.

2:45pm (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 4, Episode 2 - Family Plot

Frustrated at the family squabbles over dinner, Bill takes advantage of a blown fusebox to force the Porter household into an evening of civilised discussion.

3:20pm (repeat)

Lovejoy

Series 3, Episode 3 - No Strings

Deeply in love, Lovejoy is persuaded to go sailing. Meanwhile, Eric gets involved with an Irish rock band, played by the Hothouse Flowers, and Tinker is reunited with an old friend.

3:20pm (repeat)

Zig And Zag

Episode 20 - Zog's Got Talent

When a big TV talent show comes to town, Zig and Zag are keen to get involved, but they need to find their inner talent.

3:25pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 27th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

3:40pm (repeat)

Diddy TV

Series 1, Episode 3 - Angel

Diddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. They present their very own dating show and Diddy Stampy Longnose turns up to watch the programmes.

3:45pm (repeat)

Minder

Series 6, Episode 2 - Life In The Fast Food Lane

Arthur gets into the car phone business, not realising he is dealing with a dodgy supplier. And Terry fancies a girl who tries to hide her rich family background.

4pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 21 - Bean Phone

Mr Bean wants a smart phone but they are too expensive - especially when you can build your own!

4:15pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 22 - Hotel Bean

Mr Bean has some unexpected guests who think he runs a hotel!

4:40pm (repeat)

Bitz & Bob

Series 1, Episode 18 - Ahoy There

A game of beach volleyball is interrupted when a ball thrown by Bevel dislodges the gang's raft.

4:50pm (repeat)

Go Jetters

Series 1, Episode 14 - The Colosseum, Italy

Glitch visits Rome to race his grimbots in the Colosseum. Can the Go Jetters stop him?

5pm (repeat)

Gigglebiz

Series 3, Episode 14

Captain Adorable has problems with a space guinea pig, fitness instructor Keith Fitt gets Arthur Sleep running in the studio and zany scientist Professor Muddles demonstrates his bicycle-powered recycling machine.

5pm (repeat)

Millie Inbetween

Series 4, New Year Special - Back To The Future

It's New Year's Eve. Millie is stuck in the loft, Craig's been humiliated as a DJ, and the whole family are upset because they think they've missed the midnight moment - but have they?

5:15pm (repeat)

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Series 2, Highlights Special - Waffle So Far

Simon and Waffle are home alone. Simon recalls the first time he met Waffle as a pup, and the pair share memories of the Wonder Dog becoming part of the Brooklyn-Bell family.

5:20pm (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 6, Episode 4 - Compulsion

When Dorien starts bulk buying in chain stores, Sharon and Tracey feel that drastic measures are called for.

5:30pm (repeat)

Robin's Nest

Series 2, Episode 3 - Ups & Downs

The discovery of a low cellar under a bistro sparks an argument between Robin Tripp and partner James Nicholls.

5:30pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Miami Twice, Christmas Special - Oh To Be In England

Del and Rodney arrive in Miami and things start to go wrong immediately. Nothing too dramatic, though, until Del is mistaken for a local mafia godfather and his henchmen want him as a decoy!

5:30pm (repeat)

So Awkward

Series 1, Episode 12 - Everyone Loves Clementine

Even though she doesn't actually exist, Clementine Moustache quickly becomes the most popular girl in the school.

6pm (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of three episodes of the time travel sitcom.

6pm (repeat)

Brush Strokes

Series 1, Episode 12

Sandra's new boyfriend, Roy Hooper, puts all his cards on the table when Jacko remembers his devious past. Lionel and Lesley find they miss Veronica about the house in more ways than one.

6pm (repeat)

Meet The Adebanjos

Series 2, Episode 14 - Rude Boy Friend

Tobi brings home a rude friend who aggravates Bayo. Funke ruins her new designer shoes before a party and hatches a plan to return them and get her money back.

6:05pm (repeat)

Meet Mister Lucifer

A repeat of this 1953 film.

6:30pm (repeat)

Meet The Adebanjos

Series 2, Episode 15 - Funke's Big Date

Funke reconnects with an old flame online and plans a big date. Things take a turn for the worse when he arrives with an unexpected guest. Tobi loses his new bike and tries to hide this from Bayo.

6:40pm (repeat)

Bread

Series 5, Episode 10

Jack is smitten with Rachael, Adrian is meeting Magdalena at the airport, Billy is trying to impress Julie with his new look and Joey is away with Roxy. Mrs Boswell is happy for her sons but has a word of warning for them all ... meanwhile Aveline has become empowered and Lilo Lill has taken over the allotment!

7pm (repeat)

The Dog Ate My Homework

Series 6, Episode 8

Iain Stirling is joined by Ray Bradshaw, Dominique Moore, Matt Richardson and others.

7:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 4, Episode 5 - Who Made A Bit Of A Splash In Wales Then?

Foggy visits a lady-friend in Wales, Compo and Clegg go to collect him, but can he keep Compo away from Gwen?

7:20pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Time On Our Hands

This third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!

7:30pm (repeat)

So Awkward

Series 1, Episode 12 - Everyone Loves Clementine

Even though she doesn't actually exist, Clementine Moustache quickly becomes the most popular girl in the school.

8pm (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 4, Episode 3 - No Flame Like An Old Flame

Simon's love life hots up when an old flame reappears on the scene.

8pm (repeat)

Millie Inbetween

Series 4, New Year Special - Back To The Future

It's New Year's Eve. Millie is stuck in the loft, Craig's been humiliated as a DJ, and the whole family are upset because they think they've missed the midnight moment - but have they?

8:30pm (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 4, Episode 4 - Loves' Neighbours' Lost

In their rivalry for Caroline's hand, could Simon and Oliver be overlooking a third prospect for her affections?

8:30pm (repeat)

Your Face Or Mine

Series 5, Episode 5

Olympic Gold medallist Greg Rutherford takes to the sofa with partner Susie Verrill. They will be forced to judge all kinds of faces to win thousands of pounds for charity.

8:30pm (repeat)

Doc Martin

Series 6, Episode 7 - Listen With Mother

Louisa is hit by a car and is rushed to hospital. She has shock news for Martin. Mike has a shady revelation from his past, and Al's business plan is dismissed by his dad.

8:40pm (repeat)

Citizen Khan

Series 2, Episode 3 - Amjad's Health Check

Mr Khan's desperate to meet the local MP, visiting the mosque on a health crusade, and so takes Amjad along to be medically tested...

9pm (repeat)

Number 6

Episode 2

This week's performers are Kayleigh Loudmouth and Mr Nolontin.

9pm (repeat)

Russell Howard Live: Wonderbox

A TV edit of Russell Howard's 2014 DVD.

9:20pm (repeat)

Bottom

Series 2, Episode 2 - Culture

After their TV is repossessed by Rumbelows, Eddie and Richie are left bored at home for the evening. Perhaps a game of chess could pass the time.

9:30pm (repeat)

Number 6

Episode 3

Mansour Bellow presents A Dot Comedian, Lateef Lovejoy and Aurie Styla.

9:30pm (repeat)

Doc Martin

Series 6, Episode 8 - Departure

Louisa is leaving for Spain, Bert struggles with party plans, and Al is hailed a hero for saving Caroline's life.

10pm (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 3, Episode 1 - Jack Dee, Jason Manford and Russell Howard

Jack Dee presents his final episode. The guests are Jason Manford and Russell Howard.

10pm (repeat)

Comedians Watching Football With Friends

Episode 4

There's more laughs as Sean Lock, Lee Mack and Adrian Chiles check out this week's England games. With Vick Hope, David Seaman and Matt Forde.

10pm (repeat)

Derry Girls

Series 2, Episode 4 - The Curse

The Quinn family cause uproar at a family wedding, and when the girls (and James!) fail to behave themselves at the reception the consequences are very serious indeed. Especially for poor cousin Eammon.

10pm
30 min

Breaking The News

Series 1, Episode 5

Neil Delamere, Jay Lafferty, Jamie Macdonald and Rachel McCormack are this week's guests.

10pm
30 min

Frankie Boyle's New World Order

Series 3, Episode 1

Tonight's guests include Sara Pascoe, Lucy Prebble and Kiri Pritchard-McLean, discussing Brexit and the EU.

10pm
65 min

The Last Leg

Series 16, Episode 10

In the final show of this series Aisling Bea and Stacey Dooley join the trio to help dissect the week's events and talking points.

10:30pm (repeat)

A League Of Their Own

Series 9, Highlights Special - Best Of - Vol 1

Highlights from the 9th series of the sports-based panel show with James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.

10:30pm (repeat)

Still Game

Series 6, Episode 5 - Hyper

Navid's business is suffering at the hands of the corporate giant Hyperdales and his regular customers loyalty is being put to the test. Meanwhile, Tam is going through some bizarre changes. The drinks are on him!

11pm (repeat)

Peep Show

Series 5, Episode 3 - Jeremy's Broke

Jeremy finally runs out of money and finds himself on a downward spiral of hunger, homelessness and criminality. Meanwhile Mark needs to find a girlfriend before his birthday party.

11pm (repeat)

The Russell Howard Hour

Series 2, Episode 6

This week, Russell engages in a spiritual healing session with Roisin Conaty and interviews Magid Magid.

11pm (repeat)

QI. Stephen Fry. Copyright: TalkbackThames

QI

Series B, Episode 4 - Bible

With Jeremy Hardy, Jeremy Clarkson and Barry Cryer.

11:05pm (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 4, Episode 3 - No Flame Like An Old Flame

Simon's love life hots up when an old flame reappears on the scene.

11:05pm
65 min

The Big Narstie Show

Series 2, Episode 6

In this week's show guests include Zawe Ashton, Sue Perkins, Matt Lucas, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Melvin Odoom and Ms Banks.

11:15pm (repeat)

The Jonathan Ross Show

Series 14, Episode 4 - Colin Farrell, Danny DeVito, Jimmy Carr, Nicola Adams, Lolly Adefope, Lewis Capaldi

Jonathan is joined by the Hollywood stars of the new Dumbo movie - Colin Farrell and Danny DeVito, the hilarious Jimmy Carr, double Olympic boxing champion Nicola Adams and stand-up and comedic actress Lolly Adefope. Plus, performing the UK number one single Someone You Loved, it's the chart-topping Lewis Capaldi.

11:30pm (repeat)

Comedians Watching Football With Friends

Episode 4

There's more laughs as Sean Lock, Lee Mack and Adrian Chiles check out this week's England games. With Vick Hope, David Seaman and Matt Forde.

11:35pm (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 4, Episode 4 - Loves' Neighbours' Lost

In their rivalry for Caroline's hand, could Simon and Oliver be overlooking a third prospect for her affections?

11:35pm (repeat)

Peep Show

Series 5, Episode 4 - Jeremy's Mummy

Jeremy's mother comes to visit for a family funeral. Her new boyfriend is a military man who Jeremy deeply resents, and who Mark idolises. Desperate to impress, Mark endures an extraordinary ordeal.

11:40pm (repeat)

Have I Got News For You

Series 52, Episode 9

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Mel Giedroyc and guest panellists Adil Ray and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP.

Midnight (repeat)

Bounty Hunters

Series 2, Episode 4

Barnaby has been taken prisoner by Colin McQueen, who is also looking for the Hitler painting. Nina and Leah will have to work together to find the picture and free Barnaby while trying to keep the Sherman Twins' bounty hunter at bay.

12:10am (repeat)

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Series 2, Episode 5 - Glad To Be Gay?

Having picked up the most gormless, clingy hanger-on imaginable during a drunken night in a club with Linda, Tom's horrified by what he wakes up to. Linda, however, has an even bigger shock to come. Has she peered through the purple curtains?

12:20am (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Series 21, Episode 1

Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new run of the topical comedy panel show. Team captain Rob Beckett and guest team captain Katherine Ryan discuss and dissect topics in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points. They're joined by guests Tom Allen, Maya Jama, Richard Osman and Catherine Bohart.

12:30am (repeat)

A League Of Their Own

Series 11, Episode 8

The team captains are joined by Katherine Ryan, John Bishop and Joey Barton.

12:40am (repeat)

QI

Series B, Episode 9 - Bats

With Josie Lawrence, John Sessions and Rich Hall.

12:50am (repeat)

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Series 2, Episode 6 - Sofa Man

A job on a TV advert leads Tom to charismatic star Rick Cheesecloth, whilst Linda's new food manufacturing line job places her beside the dashing Ron. As Rick spends gradually ever-more time at Tom and Linda's, it looks like he'll ask Tom to move in with him - is this the end of the flatmates for good?

1am (repeat)

Jimmy Carr: Being Funny

A live performance of Jimmy Carr's 2011 stand-up show from Birmingham Symphony Hall.

1:20am (repeat)

Would I Lie To You?

Series 3, Episode 7

Joining David this week are Olympic cyclist Sir Chris Hoy and impressionist Ronni Ancona. Teaming up with Lee are comedian and author Danny Wallace and sports presenter Gabby Logan.

1:25am (repeat)

The Fast Show

The Last Fast Show Ever, Episode 2 - Part Two

Fast-moving BBC Two sketch show featuring a host of hugely popular characters.

2am (repeat)

Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story

Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs in this TV edit of his 2015 show.

2am (repeat)

Would I Lie To You?

Series 3, Episode 8

Talking 'porkies' this week are fashionista Trinny Woodall, Psychoville star Reece Shearsmith, West End star Michael Ball and acerbic critic and TV presenter Charlie Brooker.

2am (repeat)

Home

Series 1, Episode 4

With Sami now anxiously waiting for his substantive interview at the Home Office, and the rest of the family in meltdown, it's a very difficult time for everyone.

2:20am (repeat)

The Fast Show

The Last Fast Show Ever, Episode 3 - Part Three

Fast-moving BBC Two sketch show featuring a host of hugely popular characters.

3am (repeat)

Bread

Series 1, Episode 6

Billy finds out that he is to become a father, Joey learns of his dad's £500 gambling debt, Adrian is made redundant, Aveline's nude pictures are published and Jack buries a stolen candlestick in his Grandma's grave! A normal day for the Boswells.

3am (repeat)