Television
TV schedule Saturday 16th March 2019
6am
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Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fawcett's PythonMiss Jones raises supsicions about new tenant Madeline. Rigsby's not too bothered about her brand of "modern interpretive dancing", but isn't that keen on her partner...
6:25am
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Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cocktail HourAlan's getting more serious about Caroline, but her parents are well-to-do and Rigsby's far from convinced that the young scruff could possibly make the relationship work. Especially when he's not invited to a party in his own house...
6:50am
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Carry On Dick
Sid James and Barbara Windsor go out in style in their last Carry On film, based on the legend of Dick Turpin.
7:05am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 35 - HalloweenMr Bean loves Halloween and prepares to give the neighbourhood kids some tricks and treats they will not forget. Then he gets carried away with his spooky pranks and becomes the target of even more fiendish tricks by his neighbours, the Bruisers.
7:15am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 44 - Pi In The SkyThe gang spot what appears to be a meteor through Screwtop's mega-powerful telescope. It turns out to be an early space invention of the Professor's, hurtling back towards Earth on a collision course with Beanotown! Can Dennis and the gang save the day, or will Beanotown be destroyed forever.
7:20am
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7:25am
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Sorry!
Series 6, Episode 1 - A Chief Inspector CallsAn escaped convict, a female mud wrestler, vicars, tarts and a French maid, not forgetting the bootleg whisky, find their way into Timonthy's home. And then an Inspector calls!
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 33 - Tomorrow Never ComesDreams come true as The Princess returns and erases weekdays forever! It's up to Danger Mouse to ruin everyone's lives and restore weekdays before it's too late.
7:40am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 14 - Rude DudeThe farmer's rock 'n' roll idol is stranded at the farm when his limousine breaks down. Soon revealed as a spoilt pretender, Shaun decides to show him a lesson from the 'school of rock'.
8am
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Sorry!
Series 6, Episode 2 - Dream TimeTim meets up with Jennifer, a girl from his past. Muriel is eager to play cupid and arranges a meeting for them. Mother attempts to scupper their plans.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 38 - The Great Mosque Of Djenne, AfricaGrandmaster Glitch has been invited to Djenne in Mali, Africa, to visit the people and to see one of his favourite things at work - mud!
8am
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8:20am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 21 - Rock And RollBitz and Bob are helping famous artist La Purl move a very large rock across the beach, as she needs it for a mysterious work of art.
8:30am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 5, Episode 11Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Leon and Eve and special guests Saima Chowdhury, Rachel Stringer, Tom Craine and Ray Bradshaw.
8:40am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 6 - Goodnight Children EverywhereAn evicted Ron is now staying with Gary and Yvonne. Phoebe's orphaned relatives have come back to live with her at The Royal Oak.
9am
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Never The Twain
A selection of episodes from the first series.
9:20am
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The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 3The Two Ronnies share personal memories from their comedy career.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:45am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 39 - Wimbledon, EnglandThe Go Jetters are at Centre Court in Wimbledon, London, to watch the world's most famous tennis tournament.
10:40am
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Desert Mice
Comedy about the activities of an ENSA (Every Night Something Awful) troupe of entertainers. Starring Sid James, Dora Bryan, Alfred Marks & Liz Fraser.
10:40am
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David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 2Episode 2 charts Sir David's transition from comedy sidekick to major TV star and follows his attempts to make the breakthrough as a leading man on sitcoms.
11am
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Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Most Boring Book In The WorldFaced with last-minute completion of a history project he was not aware had been set, Mitchell heads straight for the library - and Becky and Templetone get sucked into the mobst boring book in the world.
11:25am
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Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 10 - School PromThe last day of the school year is here at last and it's prom time! Mark finally plucks up the courage to ask Marcella out and Mr Christopher puts his reputation on the line when he tries to prove once and for all that he's the most talented person at Dockbridge High.
11:30am
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 14 - Waffle's Sort Of BirthdayIt's Waffle's birthday and Mr Willow throws a huge party for him. As the Brooklyn-Bells prepare a surprise for Waffle, Connie and Ruby's dog, Jelly, leads the Wonder Dog astray.
11:40am
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 6 - Sweet And Sour CharityJerry's bid to take over from Sir takes a slight knock, Margo regrettably declines the lead in the play through principle and Tom and Barbara's land becomes polluted with an oil spill from next door. Bad news all round until Jerry's day picks up at the end!
11:40am
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Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 5 - PopcornDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include The Dom Show, Deadly Diddy 60 and Diddymind. Strictly's Bruno Tonioli gives his verdict.
11:55am
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 29 - Cry WolfCarla Black starts swapping Scream Street residents for robot versions of themselves. Resus is the only one that knows the truth, but will the others believe him before it's too late?
12:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
As seleciton of 13 episodes of the David Jason sitcom.
12:50pm
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Almost Never
Series 1, Episode 9 - The ChickenNate and Chloe panic over a date, and Harry loses the school mascot, Phillip the cockerel.
1:25pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 10 - CardiganNero has to stop Bell becoming deputy head - and he thinks the best alternative candidate is Dexter.
2:30pm
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Two Way Stretch
Prisoner Dodger Lane plans a heist that will involve slipping out of incarceration to steal some diamonds.
2:30pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
3pm
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To The Manor Born
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Penelope Keith sitcom.
3:05pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 19 - Jungle Fashion ShowIt's fashion show time. Bitz has designed some fantastic hats, Bob is taking the photographs, Purl is modelling them and Bevel is guiding them through the jungle to find the perfect place to hold the show.
3:10pm
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Paddington
Family comedy about the eponymous bear found at a London train station by the Brown family.
3:40pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 49 - Go Jet Academy: Global GameshowIt's the Go Jetters as you've never seen them before as they take part in a disco-dazzling around the world gameshow! Foz and Xui are on Team Go Jetter and Grandmaster Glitch and Kyan are on Team Glitch as they go head to head to see who will win. Ubercorn and Lars are the quizmasters asking the questions in this ultimate geographic quiz.
4pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 10 - Trials On A SundayTobi has football trials on the same day as a family church convention. He hatches a plan to attend.
4:05pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 6 - Blockade WaffleWaffle learns that the summer holidays will soon be over and Evie will be going to school. Determined not to be left alone, Waffle hatches a plan to keep the family at home.
4:15pm
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The Bulldog Breed
1960 film starring Norman Wisdom. A grocer on the rebound from a failed relationship joins the Navy.
4:25pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
4:30pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 11 - Tobi's Arsenal BirthdayDad promises to take Tobi to the Arsenal game for his birthday. When he realises how expensive tickets are, he goes to extraordinary lengths to find cheaper ones and get Tobi to the game!
5pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 13 - Dan Step's Balloon DanceDan Step gets carried away dancing with balloons, and Robin Hood tries to spot a squirrel.
6pm
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Never The Twain
Series 2, Episode 1 - Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed?Their children are married and the feuding fathers have called a truce - at least for the past two weeks. It takes a problem over the marital bed to re-ignite hostilies and, once again, Simon and Oliver are back in conflict.
6:30pm
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Never The Twain
Series 2, Episode 2 - As Young As You FeelOliver is having the birthday blues when he has to spend the night alone while Simon enjoys an evening out with Veronica.
7pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
7pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 3Joining David Mitchell this week are songstress Jamelia and comic Marcus Brigstocke; while Mancunian motor-mouth Terry Christian and comedian and TV presenter Jimmy Carr unite with Lee Mack in a bid to outwit the opposing team.
7:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 5 - Demons And AngelsUsing Kryten's matter paddle, the crew manage to figure out how to triplicate things. First a strawberry...and then Red Dwarf!
8pm
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 1First up on the sofa for the new series and hoping to win thousands for charity are dancing superstars Oti Mabuse (Strictly Come Dancing, The Greatest Dancer) and husband Marius Lepure. Will the pair be unnerved? Or will they be too hot to (fox)trot for Jimmy and Katherine's relationship rocking questions?
8pm
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The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Sequel to the hit 2012 comedy drama in which a group of British pensioners retire to a hotel in India.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 12, Episode 2Heavyweight world champion Anthony Joshua and UK athletics' Mo Farah team up with Jamie Redknapp in the red corner. On the blue team, Freddie and Jack welcome pop royalty Emma Bunton.
8:20pm
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Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 6 - Back To RealityThe Dwarfers start to explore an abandoned space ship on the ocean bed, and slowly they start to realise that the bodies they are finding are all victims of suicide.
8:30pm
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 2Ethan and Holly are next up on the sofa putting their relationship to Jimmy and Katherine's test. Will mystery guest Scotty T, who may have had previous with one of the contestants, ruffle a few feathers?
8:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 12 - Man HuntAfter a memo warns the platoon to look out for parachutes, Walker admits to discovering one in the woods some weeks ago. Mainwaring's keen to identify whether the material was British or German, but that's not so easy as it was turned into several dozen pairs of ladies' knickers!
8:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 8Emperor Nero visits the victims of the Great Fire of Rome, some Crusaders attend a training course on how to fight weird monsters, and we meet the man with the best (and worst) job in Tudor England.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 18 Out Of 10 Cats returns for its 11th series, and joining Jimmy Carr and Sean Lock is new team captain Jon Richardson. Guests for the first show are Alex Reid, Russell Kane, Rachel Riley and comedian Josh Widdicombe.
9pm
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Tutti Frutti
Episode 3 - Gin A Body Dig A Body...The BBC is making a documentary on the death of Big Jazz and Danny decides to get involved. The others resent the amount of attention that he is getting.
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Popular sketch show starring Catherine Tate as a range of characters, including a rude nan and a talkative teenager.
9pm45 min version
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 8With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong, and panellists Josh Widdicombe and Germaine Greer.
9pm
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Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 3 - FashionRob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan go on a mission to learn all about the world of fashion.
9:30pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 14, Episode 3 - Jack Whitehall, Ralph Fiennes, Rachel Riley, LizzoJonathan is joined by Jack Whitehall who is one of the biggest and funniest comedians in the country right now; Ralph Fiennes, the award-winning actor from Schindler's List and the Harry Potter series; Countdown star Rachel Riley; and American rapper and Juice singer Lizzo, who will be chatting and performing.
9:35pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Popular sketch show starring Catherine Tate as a range of characters, including a rude nan and a talkative teenager.
9:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 2Jimmy, Sean and new team captain Jon Richardson are joined by Patsy Palmer, Jack Whitehall, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Joe Wilkinson.
10pm
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Morgan - A Suitable Case For Treatment
A repeat of this 1966 film.
10pm
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The Young Ones
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom following the students of Scumbag College.
10pm
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Burnistoun
Special - Burnistoun's Big NightBurnistoun's Big Night is a hilarious snapshot of a town letting its hair down featuring familiar faces and one-off comic scenarios from the popular comedy show.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series O, Episode 6 - Odds And EndsSandi Toksvig considers various odds and ends. Ever wondered how to tell a schnauzerorgan from a paddywhack? With Matt Lucas, Romesh Ranganathan and Liza Tarbuck.
10pm
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Comedians Watching Football With Friends
Episode 2Comedians and their pals have a laugh as they tune in to the week's big games. With Tom Davis, Joe Wilkinson, Dotty, Emily Dean, Iain Stirling and Alex Brooker.
10:30pm
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 2Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and guest captains James May and Andy Parsons, oversees a hotly contested pub quiz between The Pub from Essex and The Village from Merseyside.
11pm
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Hypothetical
Series 1, Episode 6Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by Roisin Conaty, Phil Wang, Victoria Coren Mitchell and Darren Harriott.
11:20pm
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Women On The Verge
Episode 4Laura bumps into her first love and thinks he might want to rekindle their relationship. Katie has officially started dating again and Alison makes a discovery about her pregnancy.
11:40pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 14 (Channel 4: Series 15), Episode 4Johnny Vegas and Rhod Gilbert face off against Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Tom Allen is in with Susie Dent, and Rachel Riley is in charge of the letters and numbers.
Midnight
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John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 3, Episode 1 - David WalliamsJohn sits down with David as he opens up about his life and career, including the evolution and success of Little Britain, his extraordinary sporting achievements for Sport Relief, and his acting and presenting roles. He speaks honestly about living with depression, his close relationship with his family and his love of writing for children.
Midnight
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Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 3This episode sees the most shocking case yet as two friends fight over money, girls and with the Judge! Plus a sister brings her brother to court after his meddling in her love life led to public humiliation.
12:20am
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
12:30am
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Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 4This episode sees the world of celebrity step in to the court as Blue stars Duncan James and Anthony Costa clash over the rightful ownership of a Brit Award. And a passionate brother and sister come to boiling point over some pooey property.
12:40am
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The Last Leg
Series 16, Episode 8Victoria Coren Mitchell and Richard Ayoade help dissect the week's events and talking points.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 8With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong, and panellists Josh Widdicombe and Germaine Greer.
1:20am
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Brian Pern
The Life Of Rock With Brian Pern, Episode 1 - Part One: Birth Of RockBrian Pern investigates rock's prehistoric origins, asks who was the smartest band and reminisces about dressing up as a crab.
2am
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The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 3 - NastyIn a graveside flashback, Vyvyan, Neil, Rick and Mike recount a night of terror as they encountered a vampire whilst attempting to connect up a VCR to watch some video nasties.
2am
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Hoff The Record
A selection of episodes from the second series of the David Hasselhoff sitcom.
2:30am
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Bad Robots
A selection of episodes from the second series.
2:40am
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Green Wing
Series 2, Episode 7Martin wins £3,000 from a scratchcard and decides to spread his money amongst his friends. Sue discovers the truth about Holly and Mackenzie, Alan and Joanna begin to panic about their crime, Harriet brings her son Robbie into work and Guy admits to Caroline that he doesn't just like her, but that he "likes" her.
2:50am
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The Big Narstie Show
Series 2, Episode 4Featuring guests Johnny Vegas, Nicola Adams, Yxng Bane and the cast of Timewasters.
3:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Highlights Special - Jimmy, Sean & Jon's Best BitsJimmy Carr is joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for a compilation show of their best bits from the last series. Guests include Jack Dee, Jo Brand, Jerry Springer, Johnny Vegas, Mel Giedroyc, Lethal Bizzle, Carol Vorderman and Josh Widdicombe.
3:25am
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Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 4 - ArtBorat investigates spiritual healing and visits a gym. Ali meets main man of medicine C. Everett Koop, and Green Party leader Ralph Nader, and joins an anti-nuclear protest in the desert.
3:35am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
3:50am
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Only Two Can Play
The librarian in a Welsh provincial town becomes unsuccessfully entangled with the glamorous wife of a town councillor.
3:55am
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Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScienceIn Hollywood Ali attempts to break into the world of TV, Borat learns the finer points of etiquette, and Bruno talks fashion in LA.