Television
TV schedule Sunday 10th March 2019

Two On The Tiles
A husband and wife are blackmailed by their butler with evidence of separate nights out.

Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 3 - Clunk ClickRigsby turns up at the house with a new sports car, apparently purchased in yet another attempt to woo the lovely Miss Jones. Sadly, his driving doesn't appear to be as stylish as his motor...

George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 5 - Your Money Or Your LifeThe death of George's uncle gets him thinking about his own mortality - and how much he may be worth for insurance....

George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 6 - Where My Caravan Has RestedGeorge trades his clapped-out old car for - of all things - a caravan! Mr Fourmile and the local Residents' Association offer to buy it from him; with her even snobbier sister due to visit, Mildred is particularly keen for him to get rid.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 38 - Bertie's BackboneDennis and the gang train Bertie in the art of standing up to people so he can rebel against Walter's bossiness - but they train him too well and he becomes a dangerous rebel without a clue!

Sorry!
Series 7, Episode 5 - Winter's TalesTimothy shows Mother, Father and Pippa round his new home. Mother gets a chance to put Pippa off Timothy for life.

Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 1 - Divide And ConquerJoin Diddy TV for a line-up of top entertainment, including The Dimgineers, This is Pointless, and a Diddy Chat with Strictly Come Dancing star Craig Revel Horwood.

Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 26 - Nomads, MongoliaGrandmaster Glitch is out on a camping expedition in Mongolia. There's not much around except a group of Mongolian nomads - people who travel around the country with their animals, camping in amazing tents called gers.

Sorry!
Series 7, Episode 6 - Up, up and Away?It is Timothy's last day at home and, after overcoming his mother's attempts to stop him, he flies away!

Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 4 - Ping Pong ProblemsWhen Danny is too tired to take on Lance in the annual ping pong competition, Mick is forced to extreme lengths to get his brother the nap he needs...

Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 8 - Rat TrapBean has to deal with an unwanted house guest, but the stubborn pest refuses to leave!

Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 20 - Show BitznessEveryone is practising their acts for the big talent show, and Purl has even made a beautiful sparkly curtain for the front of the stage.

The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 6, Episode 6Rhiminee v George. Iain Stirling is joined by special guests Johnny Cochrane, Gareth Richards, Arielle Free and Inel Tomlinson.

Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 7Jane's still struggling to look Diana in eye, but nevertheless brings news that the board intend to erect a new hospital wing on the Bayview complex. It seems there are a few extra quid in sickies these days.

Only Fools And Horses
A selection of eight episodes from the David Jason sitcom.

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 27 - Go Jet Academy: Compass NavigatorsKyan and Foz are working on their compass navigation skills and need to find the North Tower within a magnificent maze in order to pass their academy test.

Carry On Dick
Sid James and Barbara Windsor go out in style in their last Carry On film, based on the legend of Dick Turpin.

Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.

The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Great EscapeIt's the day of the zoo's annual stock take. As all the animals get ready to be counted.

Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 13 - Waffle And The FleasThe Brooklyn-Bells call on Mrs Hobbs to persuade her not to move house, only to find that her cat, George, has fleas. They offer to help and discover a secret about Mrs Hobbs.

Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 11DI Bones investigates an unusual Victorian traffic accident, Roman scientist Pliny the Elder suffers a Stupid Death in ancient Pompeii, Prime Ministers Neville Chamberlain and Winston Churchill argue online over what to do about Adolf Hitler, and we discover the horrible history of early Australia.

Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 3Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 8 - Sade's PaintingSade has a big art exhibition but Bayo wants her to go to a law open day. Funke tries to cater for a big food order behind Tony's back.

The Iron Maiden
An aircraft designer's love of traction engines gets in the way of his job when an American airline owner visits England on a buying mission.

Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 9 - Dad's BirthdayInspired by Obama's book, Bayo decides to take up golf for his birthday. Funke pretends to an old friend from Nigeria that she is a big hotshot and owns the café.

Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the lie-based panel game.

Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 18 - Ahoy ThereA game of beach volleyball is interrupted when a ball thrown by Bevel dislodges the gang's raft.

Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 48 - Chocolate Hills, PhilippinesThe Grimbots discover a place called the Chocolate Hills on Bohol Island in the Philippines and take Grandmaster Glitch there.

Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 5 - Waffle's Big Night InSimon is taking Jess out for a birthday dinner, so Gramps is on babysitting duty.

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 12 - Wild Wez's Thirsty CactusWild Wez helps out his thirsty cactus and DIY Dan tries to feed the birds.

My Family
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.

David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 2Episode 2 charts Sir David's transition from comedy sidekick to major TV star and follows his attempts to make the breakthrough as a leading man on sitcoms.

Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all. A visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile Eric is not getting on with his wife and seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.

The Square Peg
War comedy starring Norman Wisdom. Drafted into the army, Norman is airdropped behind enemy lines and captured by the Nazis.

Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 6There are mysterious sightings in the shop and Granville is convinced the place is haunted by Arkwright. How can he prove it to the locals? Meanwhile a surprise visitor from the past gets the whole street talking.

Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 1Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and guest captains Phill Jupitus and Kerry Godliman, oversees the battle between The George from Lancaster and The Pavilion End from London.

'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of the wartime sitcom.

4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 9 - SuspensionJosh is suspended for a day. Unfortunately it's on school careers day, and a record label guy Josh is keen to impress will be there. Can Josh get in to meet him without getting caught out by the teachers or his mum?

Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Deadly AttachmentIt is the day the men have been waiting for. When they are asked to watch the crew of a U Boat, they get the chance to meet some Germans face-to-face. But the German Captain has plans to escape, and some names on his list.

Saluting Dad's Army
Episode 4Alexander Armstrong looks at how the show transferred to the radio and to the stage before finally coming to an end on television - only to live on in the hearts of its millions of fans.

Rib Busters: Comedy Show
Rib-cracking comedy series presented by Cokobar, which brings you highlights from its renowned comedy shows.

Gemma Bovery
Franco-British comedy drama about a baker in the French countryside who attempts to stop fiction becoming real life.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 8More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 4With guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and panellists Katherine Ryan and Janet Street-Porter.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 9Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan join host Jimmy Carr along with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to review the talking points of 2012.

I'm Alan Partridge
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Steve Coogan sitcom.

Hypothetical
Series 1, Episode 5Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by Dara O Briain, Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Suzi Ruffell and Nish Kumar.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 14 (Channel 4: Series 15), Episode 4Johnny Vegas and Rhod Gilbert face off against Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Tom Allen is in with Susie Dent, and Rachel Riley is in charge of the letters and numbers.

Breaking The News
Series 1, Episode 2Catriona Shearer, Jo Caulfield, Raymond Mearns and Marc Jennings join host Des Clarke for the topical comedy news quiz taking a satirical swipe at the week's news.

White Gold
Series 2, Episode 11985. Eight months have passed since Vincent Swan - Essex's premier and most amoral double glazing salesman - teamed up with gangster Ronnie and forced his boss Walshy to sell Cachet Windows to them for a measly pound coin.

Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.

The Young Ones
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the sitcom following the students of Scumbag College.

Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 5 - Frankie Boyle, Jack Carroll, Holly WalshGlaswegian comedy giant Frankie Boyle hosts and introduces young stand-up and sensation Jack Carroll and wonderful Holly Walsh to the stage.

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 4With guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and panellists Katherine Ryan and Janet Street-Porter.

The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 1, Episode 6Russell Kane, Fern Brady, Suzi Ruffell and many more feature in this episode.

A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 6James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Alex Scott, Kevin Bridges and Rudd Gullit.

Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.

The Big Narstie Show
Series 2, Episode 3In this week's show guests include Rob Delaney, Emily Atack, Clarke Peters, Lily Allen and Giggs.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 2Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.

The Hangover Games
Episode 2 - WallsendThree builder mates from Wallsend face the challenge of completing outrageous games on a hangover when Matt wakes them up after a very big night on the town. Can they fight off their hangovers enough to remember events from the night before or face a professional paintballer shooting at them, and a gross drinking game called Rough as a Badger's Arse? And tonight's Hangover Hell involves a stomach-churning spinning cement mixer.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 2Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests Richard Hammond, Carol Vorderman, Paul Foot and Matt Forde.

The Fast Show
Series 2, Episode 4Introducing the world's worst casino croupier and a family with a sobriety problem.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 5, Episode 1With Vic Reeves, Johnny Vegas, Danny Dyer and Apprentice star Katie Hopkins.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 7Sue Perkins, presenter of The Great British Bake Off, actor Stephen Mangan and stand-up comedian Romesh Ranganathan set out to prove that lift buttons have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, that it's possible to walk on the ceiling using magnets and that, unlike women, men are unable to make their voices sounds sexier.