Television
TV schedule Friday 8th March 2019
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 25 - SmallerThe Twirlywoos learn about small things when they pursue a tiny butterfly around a butterfly house. Back on the boat, they are tickled by a mysterious creature who keeps getting smaller to avoid being caught.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 36 - School Of CrocWhen Walter leaves his pampered pet croc, Crunchzilla, to fend for itself, Dennis and the gang help him to get in touch with its wild side. Walter does his best to prevent them, as he needs to keep the croc tame in the hope of getting back his father's limo keys, which Crunchzilla has accidentally swallowed.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 25 - Megahurtz AttacksDanger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when it leads to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 22 - Go Jet Academy: Biogas PowerGlitch is excited when Lars refits the Grimbler with new, clean biogas boosters that could make it even faster than the Vroomster!
The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Monsters Of Flamingo LagoonMysterious monsters are rumoured to be lurking in Flamingo Lagoon and keeper Pete Smallbones is on a mission to prove to the zoo that the monsters are real.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 9 - Let Yourself GoYvonne thinks she may be pregnant. Phoebe wants Gary to go to the country with her for a couple of days to visit her orphaned cousins. An American flyer comes into the picture, and the attraction between him and Phoebe is obvious. But Gary rescues the situation with a musical rendition that literally sweeps her off her feet.
Justin's House
Series 3, Highlights Special - Justin's Favourite SongJustin is in a singing mood so Robert uses a new invention to help Justin pick his favourite song.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 10 - Don't Fence Me InWill builders scupper Gary's double love life in the time travel sitcom? Having reconciled himself to living in two different eras with two different sweethearts, Gary finds his lifestyle threatened when builders start to demolish his only route to the past.
Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Matched PairSimon is more than happy to hear that Oliver's antiques shop has been burgled - that is until he finds that he is in worse trouble himself. His only option is to ask his arch-enemy for a favour.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Wendy HouseSoo has lost her favourite necklace. Sooty and Sweep want to cheer her up so they decide to decorate her old wendy house.
Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 5 - Nothing But The TruthDavid and Lyn are in love and, despite the war going on between their fathers, they have sworn to tell each other the truth. Their parents are not impressed and they try to get over the message that dishonesty is the best policy!
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 22nd and 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Here Come The Huggetts
Domestic comedy-drama chronicling the trials and tribulations of a suburban family.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Inspector's PetsIt's goodbye to the depot for a while for Blakey - he and his mum are going on holiday. But they can't find anyone to look after the dachshund and the tropical fish...
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Epidemic'Hong Kong flu' has hit town and the bus depot is no exception. With crews dropping like flies, Jack and Stan jump at the chance of an inoculation and all the overtime they could possibly desire.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 5 - Death And Ben Take A HolidayThe funeral of Ben's 93-year-old aunt Margaret brings the family together. They are forced to share a bed at a rundown Bed and Breakfast, while Nick tries to spend the night with the hotel maid Rita.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Good SamaritansWhen a new lodger arrives at the house with talk of only staying one night before "moving on", Rigsby's soon calling the Samaritans to stop a suicide attempt. But which of the residents will come off worse?
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Little Dog LaughedGeorge talks Truffles out for a walk in the park, but manages to lose her. Fearing Mildred's wrath, he sets about finding her - or a replacement.
2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 4 - After The FoxHaving been tipped off that their bid for a lucrative party contract is being drastically undercut by a larger company, Bill and Rona end up heading to Calais for some cheap alcohol. They return with an uninvited passenger.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 6 - Driving Miss CrazyBen's latest assistant faints at the sight of blood! Also in this episode Janey is getting ready to take her driving test and Ben and his next door neighbour Mr Casey start a war.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 27 - Big TVWhen the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 6 - Home Sweet HomeA great opportunity arises for the Goods which promises to boost their earnings considerably.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 28 - Keyboard CapersDetermined to finish Beethoven's symphony, Mr Bean wangles himself a grand piano, a music book, a candelabra - and a very patient piano teacher. Liberace, eat your heart out!
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 6 - Family MattersFamily Matters looks back at the roles of Grandad and Uncle Albert and explores how over the years, the family expanded to include wives, partners and children.
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 2, Episode 10 - Too Cold For HellTracking a local conman, Frank and Lu make some unlikely allies when they encounter a pair of deadly gangsters.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 7, Episode 5 - Mr GarlandOwen loves wearing his granddad's coat - until his look means he's mistaken for a teacher. And Amber and Violet try to avoid the list of stupid celebrations for Darnesh's birthday.
Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 5A tourist information machine feeds eager London visitors with a load of nonsense.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 10 - Lock OutWhile preparing for bed, the farmer manages to lock himself out of the house and is stuck outside in his pyjamas. He decides to spend the night in the barn but his incessant snoring drives the flock mad. Shaun concocts a plan to return him to his bed without waking him up.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Smelly FarmerThe Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.
2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 4 - After The FoxHaving been tipped off that their bid for a lucrative party contract is being drastically undercut by a larger company, Bill and Rona end up heading to Calais for some cheap alcohol. They return with an uninvited passenger.
Zig And Zag
Episode 5 - School RulesZig and Zag go to school to learn how to solve a crossword clue, causing classroom chaos all the way to the bell!
Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 6It's the last episode of the series and the robots are going out with a bang.
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 6 - WhiffwangDiddy TV proudly presents Total Total Wipeout - a show unlike any other. There's also the comedy game show Panel Beaters and Coronation Street's Colson Smith is held hostage in Diddy Chat.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 22nd and 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 27 - Big TVWhen the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 28 - Keyboard CapersDetermined to finish Beethoven's symphony, Mr Bean wangles himself a grand piano, a music book, a candelabra - and a very patient piano teacher. Liberace, eat your heart out!
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ready, Set, CheckIt's race day in Craft City and Bob is determined to come first and win the trophy, until disaster strikes and his go-kart starts falling apart! Has Bitz got a solution?
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 23 - Go Jet Academy: Hurricane RescueGrim HQ struggles through the sky above the Atlantic Ocean, fighting against the powerful winds of a hurricane.
Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 15 - Humphrey's Camping TripHumphrey causes chaos on a peaceful campsite, and Robin Hood tries to do some laundry.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 15 - Waffle & The Swimming PoolWaffle has so much fun on a doggy playdate at Mr Willow's house that he decides to stay for a sleepover! The Brooklyn-Bells miss Waffle and can't wait for his return.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 2 - BangIt's an explosive time in Chigwell, with upheavals for Sharon, Tracey and Dorien.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 9 - Fitzgerald Vs FitzgeraldMartha is eagerly anticipating the visit of the Careers Guidance Counsellor, Mrs Lazarus. It's the perfect opportunity to help her finally decide upon a future career.
Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the time-travel sitcom.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Last Posh FrockAfter constantly being treated like one of the lads, the life of self sufficency upsets Barbara who admits to missing feeling like a woman. Tom eventually realises that Barbara gave up more than he did when they traded lives and performs a selfless act to try and help.
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 8 - Sade's PaintingSade has a big art exhibition but Bayo wants her to go to a law open day. Funke tries to cater for a big food order behind Tony's back.
French Fields
Series 3, Episode 3 - Make For The Hills!Peter's terrible parents make an unexpected visit to northern France, so William and Hester take their first chance to escape - with unforseen consequences.
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 9 - Dad's BirthdayInspired by Obama's book, Bayo decides to take up golf for his birthday. Funke pretends to an old friend from Nigeria that she is a big hotshot and owns the café.
Bread
Series 4, Episode 9Nellie has a chance encounter with a man in the park and she finds it difficult to put him out of her mind. Aveline has split up with Oswald and Joey confronts Roxy about an anonymous letter sent to his mother...
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 13 - Time On My HandsThe platoon jump to arms when a German pilot ejects from his plane and gets his parachute caught on the front of Walmington Town Hall, grapsing to the clock face for dear life. Their attempts to disentagle and capture him do not go to plan.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 6, Episode 5Macie v Freddie. Iain Stirling is joined by Matthew Crosby, Sophie Duker, Lou Sanders and Ben Shires.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 4 - Some Enchanted EveningThe unattainable Nora becomes available and Compo presses his suit.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 9 - Fitzgerald Vs FitzgeraldMartha is eagerly anticipating the visit of the Careers Guidance Counsellor, Mrs Lazarus. It's the perfect opportunity to help her finally decide upon a future career.
Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Matched PairSimon is more than happy to hear that Oliver's antiques shop has been burgled - that is until he finds that he is in worse trouble himself. His only option is to ask his arch-enemy for a favour.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 6 - Home Sweet HomeA great opportunity arises for the Goods which promises to boost their earnings considerably.
Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 1 - Sickness And HealthPortwenn is buzzing with arrangements for the wedding of the Doc and Louisa. Will they finally tie the knot, or will the villagers have to put the confetti back in the box again?
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 13 - Out Of The WoodsMillie persuades both sides of the family to go on a joint camping holiday.
Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 5 - Nothing But The TruthDavid and Lyn are in love and, despite the war going on between their fathers, they have sworn to tell each other the truth. Their parents are not impressed and they try to get over the message that dishonesty is the best policy!
Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 2Ethan and Holly are next up on the sofa putting their relationship to Jimmy and Katherine's test. Will mystery guest Scotty T, who may have had previous with one of the contestants, ruffle a few feathers?
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 7 - AnniversaryNobody is having much of a good life as Tom and Barbara keep hitting problems in their garden and Jerry looks like he has been passed up for promotion. The series ends with great highs and devastating lows.
Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 2 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?Martin and Louisa invite the chairman of her school's board of governors for dinner, but the evening ends in disaster.
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
Brothers With No Game
Series 3, Episode 8 - Bedroom StoriesIn a special episode only told in bedrooms and en-suite bathrooms, we focus on the evolving stories of our main characters as Lisa and Dorian finally move in, Junior and Sabrina have to decide on who gets their mum's vacant house, Theo's girlfriend has news that changes their relationship, Darren decides to pursue a new girl, and Simone gives Nathaniel an ultimatum.
Celebrity Apprentice for Comic Relief
Part 2 of the show in which Alan Sugar challenges two teams of famous faces, for Comic Relief. Contestants include Omid Djalili, Russell Kane and Amanda Holden.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 1 - DiggerEddie and Richie try a video dating service, and for the latter a match comes up rather quickly! Naturally, he's lied and claimed to be aristocracy, but that's not going to stop him losing his virginity! Is it?
Brothers With No Game
Series 3, Episode 9 - The CodeJunior and Darren have not spoken since the Vanessa incident and don't plan on doing it anytime soon. It's up to Dorian and Theo to get the quartet back together.
Morgan - A Suitable Case For Treatment
A repeat of this 1966 film.
Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Trial Of Elizabeth GadgeTwo of England's most notorious and feared witch-finders are summoned to the unassuming village of Little Happens in order to try an old woman.
Comedians Watching Football With Friends
Episode 1Comedians and their pals turn on the TV for a laugh over the week's big games. First is Jon Richardson, Joe Wilkinson, Matt Forde, Tom Davis and Claire Sweeney.
Breaking The News
Series 1, Episode 2Catriona Shearer, Jo Caulfield, Raymond Mearns and Marc Jennings join host Des Clarke for the topical comedy news quiz taking a satirical swipe at the week's news.
QI
Series P, Highlights SpecialMore of the best bits from Series P, with Sandi Toksvig, Alan Davies and guests.
Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 3 - TerrorformWhen Rimmer and Kryten go moon hopping, Kryten ends up getting injured. When Lister and Cat rescue him, he explains to them that the planet they are on is made up of Rimmer's mind.
The Last Leg
Series 16, Episode 7Kerry Godliman and actor Jack McBrayer join the boys in the studio this week.
Burnistoun
Christmas Special - Burnistoun Goes To WorkA special episode of the sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town, featuring Jolly Boy John, the Quality Polis and characters old and new as they deal with the idea of gainful, and not so gainful, employment.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 3 - Katherine Ryan At The Comedy StoreThis episode is hosted by Katherine Ryan and stars Elliot Steel, Tom Allen and John Robins.
Tourist Trap
Six Nations SpecialWales are playing a massive match against South Africa at the Principality Stadium and Wow Wales have an exciting new rugby-based tourism campaign to promote on game day.
Made In Dagenham
Comedy drama charting the fight of female factory workers at the Ford Dagenham plant for equal pay.
Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 4 - Cold ComfortIt's Andy's first day as a volunteer at the Comfort Support Line call centre, which offers the lonely and desperate a chance to talk about their problems. All the CSL counsellors have their own ways of dealing with clients, coping with the emotional stress, and killing time between phone calls. But is Andy really prepared for what's to come?
Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 4 - QuarantineOn encountering another ship, the crew go into rescue the female hologram on board. Much to their horror, they discover that she has contracted a holo virus, and has gone completely insane.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 14, Episode 1 - Brie Larson, Samuel L Jackson, Jennifer Hudson, will.i.am, Seann Walsh, Bryan AdamsJoining Jonathan for a brand new series are the Hollywood stars of new blockbuster Captain Marvel - the Oscar winning Brie Larson, and the highest grossing film actor of all time Samuel L Jackson, alongside The Voice coaches and music icons Jennifer Hudson and will.i.am, former Strictly contestant and comedian Seann Walsh, plus legendary rocker Bryan Adams will be performing in the studio.
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Episode 5Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with newsreader and presenter Fiona Bruce. Anna Mann performs.
A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 2James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by John McEnroe, Jimmy Carr and Alesha Dixon in the sports-based quiz show.
Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Matched PairSimon is more than happy to hear that Oliver's antiques shop has been burgled - that is until he finds that he is in worse trouble himself. His only option is to ask his arch-enemy for a favour.
Made In Dagenham
Comedy drama charting the fight of female factory workers at the Ford Dagenham plant for equal pay.
The Big Narstie Show
Series 2, Episode 3In this week's show guests include Rob Delaney, Emily Atack, Clarke Peters, Lily Allen and Giggs.
Green Wing
Series 2, Episode 3A documentary crew come to film at the hospital and Angela soon becomes the star. Sue discovers that Martin has a sex tape of Guy and Joanna, which she uses to blackmail them, ordering Guy to sabotage Caroline and Mac's relationship and ordering Joanna to make her fly.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 1New host Rob Brydon joins regular team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the comedy panel show all about truths and lies. The panellists this week are Carol Vorderman, Larry Lamb, Jo Brand and Russell Howard.
Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 5 - Nothing But The TruthDavid and Lyn are in love and, despite the war going on between their fathers, they have sworn to tell each other the truth. Their parents are not impressed and they try to get over the message that dishonesty is the best policy!
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Special - Have I Got Election News For YouGuest host Jo Brand is joined by regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Romesh Ranganathan and Jon Snow for a special episode reacting to the General Election results.
Green Wing
Series 2, Episode 4Caroline seems to be getting closer to making Mac remember their relationship, but a spanner is thrown in the works when Angela's replacement turns out to be Mac's old girlfriend Holly. Joanna has probles with her eyes, Sue attends an art class with Martin as a nude model, and Guy teaches Guyball to some kids.
The Fast Show
Series 2, Episode 1All the familiar comic faces feature alongside characters including competitive Dad and Chris the Crafty Cockney.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 2More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 1 - DemolitionNeil plans to kill himself, whilst Rick tunes into the first edition of a brand new show for all the cool young things: Nozin' Aroun'. Then Mike finds a letter informing them that the house is to be demolished.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 4As the hit comedy and entertainment series continues, James Corden and co welcome comedian Jimmy Carr, Strictly Come Dancing presenter Claudia Winkleman and Aston Villa star Micah Richards.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 10Jon, Sean and Jimmy are joined by Susan Calman, Carol Vorderman, Chris Ramsey and Mel Giedroyc.
Kevin Bridges - The Story Continues
Young Scottish stand-up comic Kevin Bridges performs his second live tour in front of a packed-out Glasgow arena crowd.
Home
Series 1, Episode 1A new comedy created and written by Rufus Jones. Sami, an asylum-seeker from Syria arrives in Britain and finds himself living with a family in Dorking, Surrey. Over the next few months, while Sami waits for his application to be processed, he learns more than he expected about the people he's living with, himself, and his own family somewhere in Europe.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 2 - OilHaving moved to a new house by the Balowskis, Mike discovers oil in the basement whilst disposing of a body. In order to exploit this potentially lucrative source of wealth, Mike appoints himself dictator.
Here Come The Huggetts
Domestic comedy-drama chronicling the trials and tribulations of a suburban family.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 6Journalist and radio presenter John Humphrys, Irish stand-up comedian Ed Byrne and Humans and The IT Crowd actress Katherine Parkinson all join Lee Mack for his fun and fact-filled panel show.