Television
TV schedule Friday 1st March 2019
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 20 - Joining UpThe Twirlywoos surprise an unsuspecting hiker by attaching the entire contents of a campsite to the back of his rucksack!
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 29 - Dennis TVWalter launches his own mega-dull, hypnotic TV channel with an signal booster that swamps all other channels! Rubi helps Dennis set up his own TV channel with a more powerful booster to free the residents of Beanotown from Walter's TV trance. Who will win the battle for ratings?
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Highlights Special - The SupiesDuckula is hosting The Supies awards show and the danger agents are all in attendance.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 8 - Venice, ItalyGrandmaster Glitch demands the Grimbots find somewhere with no cars so he can practice riding his bike without stabilisers.
The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Big BangIt's the zoo's annual inspection day, and this year it's serious.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 4 - Who's Taking You Home Tonight?Gary's fictional job with Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it's not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening. For love to find a way, he needs more than a little bit of luck, and a very large stomach.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 15 - Oogie Boogie PlantJustin, Robert and Little Monster try to look after a giant and a rather naughty plant for Mr Bloom.
Never The Twain
Series 9, Episode 1 - Just The TicketOliver is delighted to get two tickets for the Wales v England Rugby International at Twickenham but Simon does his best to ruin the day.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 21st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 6 - Poorly SooSoo has had an accident on her roller-skates and needs to stay in bed. Luckily Sooty and Sweep are on hand to bake her a cake - but they only have eggshells and pepper! Can Richard come to the rescue?
Never The Twain
Series 9, Episode 2 - A Point Of HonourSimon, egged on by Oliver, gallantly rises to defend his Aunt Eleanor's honour when she is insulted.
Minder
Series 4, Episode 4 - Sorry Pal, Wrong NumberArthur's new gambling venture involves Terry taking on the prestigious task of guarding three public telephone boxes.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 9 - Cover UpStan offers to re-cover Mum's upholstery but he can only get hold of the material used for bus seats.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 11 - The LodgerBetween decimalisation and inflation the Butlers are feeling the pinch. Blakey suggests the family take in a lodger - and he happens to know someone who's looking. Unfortunately for Stan, there's no spare bedroom at home...
My Family
Series 1, Episode 8 - Much Ado About BenWhen Susan finds Viagra, she wonders why Nick has it. Later though, Ben gets ill and has to go to the hospital where he's told he has hypertension... but not before he admits to taking the Viagra.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 7 - Things That Go Bump In The NightCould rumours of the Grey Lady who haunts the house, be true? Rigsby certainly believes so, although he has not seen her - yet.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Italian JobAn exchange student from Italy causes ructions in the Porter household. Bill's just about at the end of her teather, but there could be more at stake than she realises.
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Bad PennyThe Ropers move into their new home. As ever, nothing runs smoothly, and they soon find themselves locked out and imposing on the Fourmiles and an important dinner guest.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 1 - All Roads Lead To RamonBen gets a new assistant and surprise, surprise she doesn't like him.
Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 5 - The HeroWhen a salesperson from another department makes fun of a boil on Captain Peacock's posterior, the rest of the staff push Captain Peacock into fighting to defend his honour.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 21 - GoldfishWith his beloved teddy bear at the dry cleaners, Mr Bean finds a new playmate from the garden pond.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 22 - InventorWhen an inventor moves into the empty room in the attic, he and Bean try to out-invent each other.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 4 - Who's Taking You Home Tonight?Gary's fictional job with Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it's not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening. For love to find a way, he needs more than a little bit of luck, and a very large stomach.
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 2, Episode 5 - No More Cakes And AleIn a race against the clock, Frank and Lu must track down a vital witness in a crown court trial.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 10 - TurningThings get out of hand when Chickedy and Chick try to turn the pedals of a bike. The Twirlywoo Screen provides the Twirlywoos with a bike of their own, but it proves difficult to control!
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Sickness & WealthDel is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.
Millie Inbetween
Specials, Episode 3 - Coming HomeCraig shows Millie his new beach club and tries to convince her that Spain really suits her dad.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 5 - Strictly No DancingThe farmer hits the dance floor and attempts to learn how to ballroom dance using Pidsley as his dancing partner. The din they create annoys the sheep so much that Shaun decides to stop them.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 1 - ConesThe flock hear the enticing tunes of an ice cream van approaching and quickly hatch a plan to divert it into their field. While the driver seeks help, the flock have great fun with an endless supply of ice cream - but will they be able to cover their tracks before they're discovered?
Zig And Zag
Episode 23 - Eau De AlienZig and Zag think the way to fame is through your own celebrity scent. However, Eau de Alien has a little too much animal attraction.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Italian JobAn exchange student from Italy causes ructions in the Porter household. Bill's just about at the end of her teather, but there could be more at stake than she realises.
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 1 - EurodiddyIt's the annual EuroDiddy Song Contest! Also, there's a new episode of Worrying Mum and Dad and a Diddy Chat with Melvin Odoom.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 21 - GoldfishWith his beloved teddy bear at the dry cleaners, Mr Bean finds a new playmate from the garden pond.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 22 - InventorWhen an inventor moves into the empty room in the attic, he and Bean try to out-invent each other.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 21st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 18 - Mayor Bevel's Mega WheelBitz, Bob and Purl are building a giant Mega Wheel in Craft City for Mayor Bevel, and the local citizens are getting very excited.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 9 - Seattle Space Needle, USAGlitch has attached huge rocket boosters to Grim HQ in an attempt to become the first Grandmaster in space.
Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 21 - Wizard Tripwick's Mending SpellWizard Tripwick's pupils help fix a broken mending spell.
Carry On Jack
Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 10 - Waffle's VisitThe Brooklyn-Bells take Waffle round to Mrs Hobbs' house to show her what a good dog he's become. She's very impressed until she discovers Waffle has gone missing.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 10 - Sisters Are Doing It...There's trouble for Tracey when her new as a secretary exposes her to sexual harassment from her boss.
Blithe Spirit
Film based on the stage hit by Noel Coward. A writer is haunted by the ghost of his first wife Elvira after accidentally summoning her during a séance.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 8 - Space OverWhen Lily is upset to realise Matt is going out with cool girl Greta Masters, Jas plans a make-over slumber party to cheer her up.
Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of the time-travel sitcom.
French Fields
Series 2, Episode 4 - Home And AwayThe Fields are busy planning their annual holiday when Hester announces a desire to join Peter and Emma on a canal trip. Meanwhile, Monsieur Dax is arguing over a corner of the garden.
Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 5 - The HeroWhen a salesperson from another department makes fun of a boil on Captain Peacock's posterior, the rest of the staff push Captain Peacock into fighting to defend his honour.
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 6 - No Meat In The HouseBayo is diagnosed with high blood pressure so Gladys enforces a no meat policy. Funke is forced to do a 10k run for charity.
Bread
Series 4, Episode 4Yizzel's mate involves Shifty in an insurance job on his car but forgets that he didn't have an M.O.T. certificate! Meanwhile, Shifty's romance with Martina continues and Celia starts to bond with Nellie ...
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 5 - Behind The ScenesThis episode examines the process writer John Sullivan and cast and crew went through - from the script to the live recording - to create each episode of Only Fools....
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 6, Episode 4Iain Stirling is joined by Darren Harriott, Vic Cook, Stevie Martin and Jarred Christmas.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 5 - The New Mobile TrioClegg thinks that the time has come for him and his friends, Compo and Blamire, to get about a bit more - widen their horizons. With this in mind, they buy an old car. But Clegg is more imaginative than practical...
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 8 - Space OverWhen Lily is upset to realise Matt is going out with cool girl Greta Masters, Jas plans a make-over slumber party to cheer her up.
Never The Twain
Series 9, Episode 1 - Just The TicketOliver is delighted to get two tickets for the Wales v England Rugby International at Twickenham but Simon does his best to ruin the day.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 11 - Turf WarsBattle ensues when the pigs muscle in on Shaun's private club and steal all the pizza. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock mount a rescue mission for Timmy, who the pigs have taken hostage.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 12 - Fools Rush InMike tells a horrified Craig that he's planning to ask mum to marry him.
Never The Twain
Series 9, Episode 2 - A Point Of HonourSimon, egged on by Oliver, gallantly rises to defend his Aunt Eleanor's honour when she is insulted.
Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 7 - Cats And SharksBert Large's restaurant business is financial trouble. He can't even afford the food and drink for a charity event to raise money for Florence Dingle's cat sanctuary. Mrs Dingle is distraught. She desperately needs the money to continue to look after the cats and kittens in her care.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 1First up on the sofa for the new series and hoping to win thousands for charity are dancing superstars Oti Mabuse (Strictly Come Dancing, The Greatest Dancer) and husband Marius Lepure. Will the pair be unnerved? Or will they be too hot to (fox)trot for Jimmy and Katherine's relationship rocking questions?
Jason Manford Live: First World Problems
TV broadcast of Jason Manford's 2014 live stand-up DVD, First World Problems.
Brothers With No Game
Series 3, Episode 6 - Flashing LightsFollowing Theo's breakup with Monique, the guys take him to a special club night up north. A lads' night in foreign territory, what can go wrong?
Bottom
Series 1, Episode 6 - AccidentIt's Richie's birthday and he's determined to have fun. Unfortunately, no one has turned up for his party, nor sent him any cards, and Eddie's hardly going to make things better ... especially when he breaks a leg.
Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 8 - Ever AfterMrs Tishell's long standing crush on Dr Martin Ellingham takes a dramatic turn in this final episode in the series.
Insert Name Here
Series 4, Episode 8 - RobThis week's guest panellists are Chris Harris, Kate Williams, Lucy Porter and Joe Wilkinson.
Brothers With No Game
Series 3, Episode 7 - Love & BasketballDorian and his workmates are forced by Michael to play a special basketball game for team bonding. Darren proposes a new business venture to Simone and Lisa hoping to get them on board as partners.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mammy Of The GroomWith his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some pre-wedding jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for his nuptials? Meanwhile, Cathy gives her mother a book on homosexuality, leading Agnes to wonder who in her family is gay.
Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 1 - La CouchetteOn board the sleeper from Paris to Bourg St. Maurice, a motley collection of passengers try to get a quiet night's sleep as the train makes its way across France. But as the sleeping compartment fills up, the chances of that begin to look highly unlikely. In Deuxième Classe, everyone can hear you scream...
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 2, Episode 14Join Russell as he finds the funny in the news, chats with comedy giant Stephen Merchant and has a kickabout with Iain Stirling and David Seaman.
Russell Howard & Mum
Globetrotters - Series 1, Episode 6 - Going Wild In ThailandRussell and Ninette have arrived in Northern Thailand, Chiang Mai to commune with nature - they visit a sanctuary to give some TLC to rescue elephants, are faced with milking deadly cobras and create their own jungle crib.
Breaking The News
Series 1, Episode 1Des Clarke hosts the first TV - and 12th radio - series of Breaking The News. Susan Calman, Rory Bremner, Tiffany Stevenson and Stuart Mitchell are the panellists for the first show.
QI
Series P, Highlights SpecialA compilation of some of the best bits from Series P, with Sandi Toksvig and Alan Davies.
Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 1 - HoloshipRimmer is sent from Red Dwarf to Holoship "Enlightenment" which has the highest of the high working there. Everything he ever wanted seems to be on board this ship, but unfortunately the path of success never did run smooth for Rimmer!
The Last Leg
Series 16, Episode 6In this week's show, Stephen Merchant joins the regulars to help dissect the week's events and talking points.
Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 6 - Anthony Joshua: RevisitedRob Becket and Romesh Ranganathan are off to catch up with the Heavyweight Champion of The World, Anthony Joshua.
Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 2 - The 12 Days Of ChristineChristine Clarke brings a new man back to her flat from a New Year's Eve party, and immediately her life starts to unravel. Who is the terrifying stranger that keeps appearing in the flat at night?
Burnistoun
Episode 1 - Burnistoun Tunes InBurnistoun is back and ready to tune in! This one-off special of the hit sketch show celebrates television in Scotland, from the nostalgic black and white past to everyone's coolest modern-day favourites, all viewed through the hilariously unique Burnistoun filter. Quality Polis, McGregor and Toshan, are back on the beat while Peter and Scott and the Up Eh Road guys also return to discuss, disrupt or appear on the small screen.
Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 2 - The InquisitorWhen The Inquisitor beams down into Red Dwarf, the crew have to justify their existence to him and prove that they are worthy of life.
Never The Twain
Series 9, Episode 1 - Just The TicketOliver is delighted to get two tickets for the Wales v England Rugby International at Twickenham but Simon does his best to ruin the day.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 5Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging as Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Nick Helm, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Claudia Winkleman.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 7In the penultimate episode, James Corden and Co are joined by Olympic diver Tom Daley, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and stand-up comic Romesh Ranganathan.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 8 - Slave AuctionEast Hampton is holding a slave auction to raise some money, with Caroline, Guy, Lyndon and Alan putting their names down as auction lots. Mac reveals that his has got a new job, but it is in Sheffield and has to move. Sue learns of Caroline's love for Mac and decides to stop her - by killing her.
The Big Narstie Show
Series 2, Episode 2This week's guests include John Bishop, Adil Ray, Judi Love, Anthony Yarde and IAMDDB.
Through The Keyhole
Series 6, Episode 7For the last episode in the series, Keith is joined by Janet Street-Porter, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Rob Beckett.
Never The Twain
Series 9, Episode 2 - A Point Of HonourSimon, egged on by Oliver, gallantly rises to defend his Aunt Eleanor's honour when she is insulted.
Facejacker
Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.
Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 6 - Anthony Joshua: RevisitedRob Becket and Romesh Ranganathan are off to catch up with the Heavyweight Champion of The World, Anthony Joshua.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 4, Episode 11Anthony and Dhechen are up next to test their relationship for a chance to win the big bucks! Jimmy and Katherine are armed with more relationship rocking questions and line-up of mystery guests that this couple may, or may not, be pleased to see...
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 2, Episode 14Join Russell as he finds the funny in the news, chats with comedy giant Stephen Merchant and has a kickabout with Iain Stirling and David Seaman.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 9 - EmergencyBefore Mac leaves he gives Guy one last bet - that he cannot have sex with Joanna. Martin decides to get his revenge on Guy by opening his post, but when he does he uncovers a horrible secret. These two situations combine leading to a incident involving Guy, Mac, Martin, botox, an ambulance, a field full of sheep and a cliff.
Facejacker
Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 8Dara O Briain and the team sift through another week's events. Featuring guests Hal Cruttenden, Gary Delaney, Miles Jupp and Alistair McGowan.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 4, Christmas Special - Xmas Special!Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a very special Christmas episode. Joining them on the sofa for a festive special is daughter of comedy legend Les Dawson and Celebs Go Dating star Charlotte Dawson. Joined by her boyfriend Matt Sarsfield, the Lancashire couple will be putting their relationship on the line in the hope of winning thousands of pounds for charity. With guest appearances from Jemma Lucy, Frankie Cocozza and Stephen Bear.
Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Television broadcast of Jimmy Carr's sixth stand-up DVD.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mammy Of The GroomWith his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some pre-wedding jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for his nuptials? Meanwhile, Cathy gives her mother a book on homosexuality, leading Agnes to wonder who in her family is gay.
The Fast Show
Series 1, Episode 1The Fast Show features character sketches, and this week includes a one-off insert, called 'Indecent Exposure', which portrays a romantic moment between two lovers.
The Fast Show
Series 1, Episode 2This programme's sketches include The Fat Sweaty Coppers, Unlucky Alf and Bob Fleming the coughing TV sensation.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 8 - Slave AuctionEast Hampton is holding a slave auction to raise some money, with Caroline, Guy, Lyndon and Alan putting their names down as auction lots. Mac reveals that his has got a new job, but it is in Sheffield and has to move. Sue learns of Caroline's love for Mac and decides to stop her - by killing her.
Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 1 - LawAli meets Buzz 'Lightyear' Aldrin and gets a taste of Police Academy. Borat goes speed dating and Bruno presents an in-depth fashion report.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 6Presenter Amanda Holden joins Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall on the blue team, while Jamie Redknapp lines up alongside award-winning comic and Trollied star Aisling Bea, and his former Liverpool midfield partner John Barnes.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 4Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by guests Tess Daly, Stephen Mangan, Kian Egan and Tony Law to thrash out the hot topics of the week.
Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 2 - WarAli meets 'Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali' at the UN and talks war with former National Security Adviser General Brent Scowcroft. Borat sings the Kazakh national anthem (all of it) to a baseball crowd.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 6Lee Mack is joined by Chris Tarrant, Robert Webb and Kimberley Wyatt.