TV schedule for 26th February 2019 (full list)

6am (repeat)

Beauty And The Barge

Ethel is taken in by a barge skipper, to the fury of the widow he is courting.

6:30am (repeat)

Twirlywoos

Series 2, Episode 17 - Open And Close

The Twirlywoos are at a theatre, where they watch the stage manager pressing a button which opens and closes the curtains.

7:10am (repeat)

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!. Copyright: Beano Studios

When Gnasher gnashes Walter's portrait, he gets revenge with a titanium sausage that leaves Gnasher toothless and miserable. Dennis and the gang decide to stage a heist to 'borrow' some diamonds until Gnasher's teeth grow back!

7:25am (repeat)

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

7:25am (repeat)

Danger Mouse

Series 2, Episode 44 - Sharp As A Pin

An accidental sidekick swap leaves Danger Mouse with Pinfold, Penfold's cousin.

8am (repeat)

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

8am (repeat)

Go Jetters

Series 2, Episode 2 - The Matterhorn, Italy And Switzerland

In this episode, Glitch gets into a mountain of trouble as the Go Jetters attempt to climb the Matterhorn.

8am (repeat)

The Zoo

Series 2, Episode 13 - Zooniversary

It's seven years since Jurgen arrived at the zoo and each year he celebrates his anniversary.

8:35am (repeat)

Justin's House

Series 3, Episode 12 - The Justinosaurus

Justin decides to dig up a dinosaur and turn Justin's House into a dinosaur museum.

8:40am (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

Series 2, Episode 1 - Don't Get Around Much Anymore

Six months after time-travelling philanderer Gary turned his back on 1940, Ron persuades him to return for the one big deal which will set them up for life.

9am (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 8, Episode 1 - Grandfathers-in-Law

Simon and Oliver They finally find they have something in common - a grandson.

9:15am (repeat)

Minder

Series 4, Episode 1 - Rocky Eight And A Half

Arthur uses all his persuasive powers to cajole a reluctant Terry into donning his boxing gloves once more. And Dirty Harry lives up to his name.

9:15am (repeat)

Sooty

Series 1, Episode 2 - The Swimming Lesson

Sweep is scared of the water and cannot reach his frisbee when it lands in the sea. Luckily Richard is giving swimming lessons at the holiday park, and Sooty wants Sweep to join in. Will Sweep take the plunge and overcome his fears?

9:20am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

9:30am (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 8, Episode 2 - Nursery Times

Simon decides a little emotional blackmail is called for when David and Lyn start looking for a home of their own.

10:25am (repeat)

On The Buses

Series 4, Episode 7 - The Kids' Outing

Much to his disgust, this year it is Stan's turn to drive the bus for the children's annual outing.

11am (repeat)

On The Buses

Series 4, Episode 2 - The Canteen Girl

Blakey's plan to marry one of the girls from the canteen and raise chickens in the country pleases Jack and Stan until they meet the new Inspector. They resolve to tell - or show - Blake the truth about his intended!

11:20am (repeat)

My Family

Series 1, Episode 5 - A Farewell To Alarms

When Susan worries about the rising crime rate, she insists that the family get a new alarm system - much to Ben's annoyance.

11:30am (repeat)

Rising Damp

Series 2, Episode 4 - Moonlight And Roses

Miss Jones has become engaged to a librarian and looks set to move out - Rigsby is distraught but determined that no other man should have her. Alan, meanwhile, is already assessing suitable candidates to take on her room!

12pm (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 7, Episode 2 - When Saturday Comes

When Tottenham Hotspur achieve an unexpected and much needed win, the Porter family, one of Ben's clients, Rona and Jenny's ex boyfriend Clive are dropped into a series of repeated Saturday rituals for the sake of luck.

12:05pm (repeat)

George & Mildred

Series 5, Episode 7 - I Gotta Horse

Mildred's sister Ethel makes rare contact, enquiring about an old model of their father's. Mildred doesn't think anything of it, until a rather enlightening chat with Ann...

12:40pm (repeat)

My Family

Series 1, Episode 6 - Death Takes A Policy

Ben insults Mrs Dudley, yet another of his disgruntled patients, at his surgery and also chats to Father Connolly about death.

1:20pm (repeat)

Are You Being Served?

Series 7, Episode 2 - Strong Stuff This Insurance

The staff are forced to undergo physicals for Grace Brothers' insurance scheme.

1:20pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 1, Episode 15 - Nurse!

Envious of all the attention his landlady receives when she breaks her leg, Mr Bean pretends to break his leg too. Then in hospital, he encounters the matron from hell!

1:35pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 1, Episode 16 - Dead Cat

While trying to redecorate the hall, Bean is obstructed at every turn by his landlady's vile one-eyed cat. Bean pops it in the dustbin to keep it out of the way for a while. Just his luck that it is rubbish collection day.

1:35pm
5 min

Animal TV

Episode 19 - Meet The Beavers

There are laughs in Meet The Beavers, a choreographed ensemble in Frisky Come Dancing and Simon is in trouble with the big boss again after being dropped from the cast of Celebrity Guinea Pig Brother.

2pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 2, Episode 3 - A Losing Streak

Del's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!

2:15pm
45 min

Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators

Series 2, Episode 2 - The Play's The Thing

When a LARP (live action role-play) battle in the woods goes wrong, Lu and Frank must clear the Queen's name and catch the culprit.

2:20pm (repeat)

Twirlywoos

Series 2, Episode 7 - In And Out

The Twirlywoos cause confusion at the stables when they keep letting a horse out. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoos have fun bouncing in and out of the Box.

2:35pm (repeat)

The Huggetts Abroad

A feel-good comedy road movie in which the Huggetts family drive towards a new life in South Africa by truck.

2:35pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXD

There is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.

3:05pm (repeat)

Shaun The Sheep

Series 2, Episode 2 - Draw The Line

The flock hijack a road line-painting machine and cause chaos while creating giant works of art in the field. However, will farmer appreciate their art?

3:10pm (repeat)

Shaun The Sheep

Series 2, Episode 19 - Two's Company

Shaun is smitten when a bedraggled new sheep lands among the flock. After a wash in the sheep dip, the newcomer turns out to be quite attractive and Shaun immediately falls head over hoof for her. While Bitzer goes on a journey to find her rightful owner, the flock are kept amused by Shaun's romantic antics.

3:20pm (repeat)

Zig And Zag

Episode 20 - Zog's Got Talent

When a big TV talent show comes to town, Zig and Zag are keen to get involved, but they need to find their inner talent.

3:40pm (repeat)

2point4 Children

Series 7, Episode 2 - When Saturday Comes

When Tottenham Hotspur achieve an unexpected and much needed win, the Porter family, one of Ben's clients, Rona and Jenny's ex boyfriend Clive are dropped into a series of repeated Saturday rituals for the sake of luck.

3:40pm (repeat)

Minder

Series 4, Episode 2 - Senior Citizen Caine

Arthur's ambition to own a Rolls are jeopardised when Terry has to protect a widowed garage owner.

3:45pm (repeat)

Diddy TV

Series 2, Episode 8 - Don't Be Silly

They meet an ancient tribe called the Dinkas and there's a huge cash prize to be won in Diddy or No Diddy.

4pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 1, Episode 15 - Nurse!

Envious of all the attention his landlady receives when she breaks her leg, Mr Bean pretends to break his leg too. Then in hospital, he encounters the matron from hell!

4:15pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 1, Episode 16 - Dead Cat

While trying to redecorate the hall, Bean is obstructed at every turn by his landlady's vile one-eyed cat. Bean pops it in the dustbin to keep it out of the way for a while. Just his luck that it is rubbish collection day.

4:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

4:40pm (repeat)

Bitz & Bob

Series 2, Episode 15 - A-Maze-Ing Adventure

Bob is looking after Phoebe's cute little puppy called Earl, but when they take him for walkies he gets lost inside Bitz's amazing maze.

4:50pm (repeat)

Go Jetters

Series 2, Episode 3 - Bonneville Salt Flats, USA

The Go Jetters arrive at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah, USA - a huge dry lakebed that's perfect for high-speed driving. Lars unveils the Turbo Zoomster, a racecar made for Xuli to break the Go Jet land speed record. Suddenly, Grandmaster Glitch arrives at the wheel of his suped-up dragster. He once lost a race to the current record holder, Ubercorn, and now he's back for a second go.

5pm
15 min

Gigglebiz

Series 5, Episode 18 - Robin Hood's New Horse

Comedy sketch show for the under-sixes.

5pm (repeat)

Almost Never

Series 1, Episode 7 - The Live Lounge

Chloe introduces the boys to obnoxious vlogger Tobylarious, a guy she used to go out with. Meanwhile, GHF lose out to The Wonderland at Radio 1.

5:15pm (repeat)

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Series 1, Episode 7 - Waffle Walkies

Simon and Evie take Waffle for a walk and bump into Evie's friend Anaya and her mum, AJ. An overenthusiastic Waffle drags Simon through the park, soaking him under a sprinkler.

5:25pm (repeat)

Birds Of A Feather

Series 4, Episode 7 - Belongings

Sharon's decision to give the cafe a new profile and cut the Greek connection doesn't have the desired effect.

5:30pm (repeat)

Genevieve

Film about two classic car fanatics who, after completing the annual London-to-Brighton run, decide to make the return leg a race.

6pm (repeat)

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the time-travel sitcom.

6:05pm (repeat)

French Fields

Series 2, Episode 1 - Long Leggedy Beasties And Things That Go Bump In The Night

William and Hester find themselves at odds with the neighbours after farmer Monsieur Dax sets up a scarecrow. Meanwhile, Hester's in search of 'situations vacant'.

6:20pm (repeat)

Are You Being Served?

Series 7, Episode 2 - Strong Stuff This Insurance

The staff are forced to undergo physicals for Grace Brothers' insurance scheme.

6:25pm
10 min

Danger Mouse

Series 2, Episode 45 - The Last Giraffe Warrior

Penfold is asked to defend an alien planet from invasion.

6:40pm (repeat)

Bread

Series 4, Episode 1

Jack has left home to go to America for a while and Nellie is missing him greatly. Cousin Shifty is coming out of prison and heading for the Boswell home, courtesy of Joey. Aveline has got engaged to a protestant vicar who none of the family have met ...

6:40pm (repeat)

Shaun The Sheep

Series 5, Episode 20 - Sheep Farmer

When Timmy sees a particularly grumpy farmer giving one of the flock a hard time, he decides to give him an idea of what it's like to be a sheep. But when the time comes to have the old farmer back, things aren't quite so simple.

6:45pm (repeat)

Scream Street

Series 1, Episode 12 - Zombie Derby

Every year Scream Street stages a Zombie Derby. Tensions rise when Luke teams up with Resus's dad and Resus with Luke's mum.

7pm (repeat)

The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses

Episode 2 - Deals And Misdemeanours

Deals And Misdemeanours explores all the hooky deals and bent gear the Trotters have 'knocked out' in and around the markets stalls of Peckham, which would always land Del and Rodney in some sort of trouble.

7pm (repeat)

Horrible Histories

Series 3, Episode 12

More historically accurate blood, guts, grime and gore from the Horrible Histories team.

7:20pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 1, Episode 2 - Inventor Of The Forty Foot Ferret

Blamire thinks it's about time that Compo went to church.

8pm (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 8, Episode 1 - Grandfathers-in-Law

Simon and Oliver They finally find they have something in common - a grandson.

8pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 6, Episode 3 - Chain Gang

When offered the deal of the century by a new acquaintance, Del puts together a consortium to help purchase a suitcase full of gold chains. Predictably, the plan goes catastrophically wrong.

8pm (repeat)

Bad Move

Series 2, Episode 5 - Food Fight

Nicky and Steve get roped into taking part in a Come Dine With Me-style charity dine-off.

8pm (repeat)

Almost Never

Series 1, Episode 7 - The Live Lounge

Chloe introduces the boys to obnoxious vlogger Tobylarious, a guy she used to go out with. Meanwhile, GHF lose out to The Wonderland at Radio 1.

8:25pm (repeat)

Bad Move

Series 2, Episode 6 - Village Idiot

Steve is chosen to play a key role in The Lantern Man Festival - an annual village tradition, the sinister origins of which are lost in the mists of time.

8:30pm (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 8, Episode 2 - Nursery Times

Simon decides a little emotional blackmail is called for when David and Lyn start looking for a home of their own.

8:30pm (repeat)

Meet The Adebanjos

A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.

9pm (repeat)

The Two Ronnies

Series 2, Episode 8

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

9pm (repeat)

Benidorm

Series 10, Episode 7

Joyce is furious with Monty & Sam - can they get rid of Sammy? Doreen jumps the gun sending Pauline's novel to publishers, time to meet Doreen's new boyfriend! Billy & Sheron take a trip down memory lane and Joey & Callum try their hand as tour guides.

9pm (repeat)

Lee Evans: Roadrunner

TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.

9pm
60 min

Pitching In

Episode 3

Carys has decided that health and fitness weekends are all the rage and she is going to run a bootcamp at Daffodil Dunes.

9pm (repeat)

QI. Image shows from L to R: Alan Davies, Joe Lycett, Sandi Toksvig, Aisling Bea, David Mitchell. Copyright: TalkbackThames

QI

Series O, Episode 3 - Oceans

Tune in to hear one publisher's suggestion for a radical improvement to Moby Dick. With Aisling Bea, Joe Lycett and David Mitchell.

9:05pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 2, Episode 3 - A Losing Streak

Del's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!

9:50pm (repeat)

Men Behaving Badly

Series 4, Episode 1 - Babies

Gary and Dorothy consider the prospect of a baby.

10pm (repeat)

The Two Ronnies

Series 3, Episode 1

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

4Music. Copyright: Channel 4 Television Corporation

10pm
50 min version (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Series 13, Episode 6

Micky Flanagan, Hari Kondabolu, Tess Daly and Krishnan Guru-Murthy join Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to delve into the world of polls.

10pm (repeat)

The Mash Report

Series 2, Episode 1

With robust reporting and up-to-the-minute analysis, Nish Kumar and a team of correspondents keep you up to date with everything that has happened - or not happened - this week.

10pm (repeat)

Taskmaster

Series 3, Episode 3 - Little Polythene Grief Cave

As the series reaches its midway point, Greg Davies's onslaught of tasks don't get any easier. When Al Murray is confronted with an eggcup he goes to extreme lengths to maximise his point potential and Sara Pascoe takes a simple loaf of bread, a few balloons and swiftly becomes one of the greatest sporting minds of our time.

10pm (repeat)

Celebrity Juice

Series 18, Episode 5

Joining team captains Fearne Cotton and Gino D'Acampo are US chat show legend Ricki Lake, hunky actor Jesse Metcalfe, top sports presenter Ore Oduba, and showbiz couple Rochelle and Marvin Humes.

10pm
30 min

The Hangover Games

Episode 1 - Cotswolds

Six friends from the Cotswolds take part in what they think is a documentary series that morphs into an outrageous game show, in which they compete for cash prizes in mock games such as 'Banging Headache'; a stomach churning version of spin the bottle; and a hangover hell game involving a head shave.

10:25pm (repeat)

Men Behaving Badly

Series 4, Episode 2 - Infidelity

Gary is determined to find out is Dorothy is two-timing him.

10:30pm (repeat)

Crashing

Episode 5

Tensions rise after the housemates are served their eviction notice. Melody and Colin's relationship takes an unexpected turn.

11pm (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 8, Episode 1 - Grandfathers-in-Law

Simon and Oliver They finally find they have something in common - a grandson.

11pm (repeat)

Porridge

A selection of episodes from the first series of the prison-based sitcom.

11pm (repeat)

Crashing

Episode 6

Anthony and Lulu look for Kate, but does Kate want to be found? Colin and Melody attempt to get back to normal, and Sam's life begins to unravel.

11pm (repeat)

Hypothetical

Series 1, Episode 3

Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by Sara Pascoe, Lou Sanders, Nish Kumar and Ed Gamble.

11:05pm (repeat)

The Ghost Train

Comedy thriller following a disparate group of passengers who become stranded at a remote railway station overnight.

11:05pm (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 13 (Channel 4: Series 14), Episode 5

In this show, guest captain Jason Manford and Joe Wilkinson take on guest captain Lee Mack and Fay Ripley. Alex Horne and The Horne Section are in with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley presides over the letters and numbers.

11:10pm (repeat)

Peep Show

Series 5, Episode 2 - Spin War

Mark and Sophie return to work after their non-existent honeymoon and Mark tries to deflect the inevitable bad PR attached to a jilter. Meanwhile, Jeremy and Super Hans's band play their first gig.

11:30pm (repeat)

Never The Twain

Series 8, Episode 2 - Nursery Times

Simon decides a little emotional blackmail is called for when David and Lyn start looking for a home of their own.

11:40pm (repeat)

The Russell Howard Hour

Series 2, Episode 13

Join Russell as he explores the absurdity of current events, chats to British film legend Richard Curtis, and visits the museum of happiness with Lou Sanders.

11:45pm (repeat)

Peep Show

Series 5, Episode 3 - Jeremy's Broke

Jeremy finally runs out of money and finds himself on a downward spiral of hunger, homelessness and criminality. Meanwhile Mark needs to find a girlfriend before his birthday party.

Midnight (repeat)

Facejacker

Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.

Midnight (repeat)

Your Face Or Mine

Series 4, Episode 5

When Kim moved into Jon Jo's family's house as a lodger, it was love at first sight. 4 years on, and their relationship is stronger than ever... we're sure Katherine and Jimmy can do something about that.

Midnight
60 min version (repeat)

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

Midnight (repeat)

Would I Lie To You?

Series 5, Episode 1

Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for the fifth series of this comedy panel show. David Mitchell is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee Mack is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart.

12:10am (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 7

Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new show, as Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges take on guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Plus special guest Adam Kay joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.

12:20am (repeat)

Men Behaving Badly

Series 4, Episode 1 - Babies

Gary and Dorothy consider the prospect of a baby.

12:30am (repeat)

Facejacker

Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.

12:30am (repeat)

Your Face Or Mine

Series 4, Episode 6

YouTube couple Lily and Chris and next on Jimmy and Katherine's sofa, putting their relationship to the ultimate test in the hope to win thousands of pounds. Will the pair be un-nerved?

12:40am (repeat)

Mock The Week

Series 12, Episode 5

Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Ed Byrne and Hal Cruttenden.

1am (repeat)

The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses

Episode 2 - Deals And Misdemeanours

Deals And Misdemeanours explores all the hooky deals and bent gear the Trotters have 'knocked out' in and around the markets stalls of Peckham, which would always land Del and Rodney in some sort of trouble.

1am (repeat)

Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh

Television broadcast of Jimmy Carr's sixth stand-up DVD.

1:15am (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Series 15, Episode 8

Sean, Jon and Jimmy are joined by guests Denise Van Outen, Vernon Kay, Henning Wehn and Nick Helm.

1:20am (repeat)

QI

Series D, Christmas Special - December

Christmas Special with Dara O'Briain, Rich Hall and Jo Brand.

2am (repeat)

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

2:20am (repeat)

Imagine... Jo Brand: No Holds Barred

Alan Yentob follows Jo Brand as she presents TV and radio shows and publicises her book.

2:30am (repeat)

Too Many Crooks

Film about a gang of crooks who bungle every robbery they attempt so decide to try their hand at kidnapping instead.

2:30am (repeat)

Mapp & Lucia

Series 1, Episode 1 - The Village Fete

Recently widowed 'Lucia' Lucas becomes bored with life in the sleepy Cotswolds village of Riseholme and decides to visit the seaside town of Tilling with her friend Georgie, with a mind to settling there for good.

2:35am (repeat)

The Hangover Games

Episode 1 - Cotswolds

Six friends from the Cotswolds take part in what they think is a documentary series that morphs into an outrageous game show, in which they compete for cash prizes in mock games such as 'Banging Headache'; a stomach churning version of spin the bottle; and a hangover hell game involving a head shave.

3am (repeat)