Television
TV schedule Wednesday 20th February 2019
7:24am5 min
Animal TV
Episode 16 - Frisky Come DancingA comedy double bill (literally) with Parrot Jokes and Animal TV's new sitcom Meet the Beavers. Also, more fantasy drama in Game of Bones and Frisky Come Dancing featuring Justine and Julian Spindle, a pair of tiny spiders from the jungles of Borneo.
4:10pm10 min
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 8 - Birthday SurpriseDanny is convinced it's Joy's birthday, he sets about organising a surprise party that'll surprise everybody - especially Joy!
5pm15 min
Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 14 - Gail Plays the SpoonsProfessor Muddles rockets to the moon, and Gail Force plays a funny tune on some spoons.
5pm30 min
4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Episode 4 - QuitterDarnesh discovers his locker is haunted by a hungry ghost with a sweet tooth.
6pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 4 - Shedding The LoadGrace Bros. is forced to make cutbacks amidst poor sales figures, and the staff must decide which one of them should face redundancy. Of course, no one wants it to be themselves.
6:25pm10 min
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 42 - Danger-ThonThe Danger agents hold a telethon to raise funds for HQ.
6:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 6 - If The Cap Fits....Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by temporarily promoting him to the rank of captain. The plan soon backfires when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
7:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 7 - The King Was In His Counting HouseWhile Mainwaring hosts a party in his house for some of his men, the bank gets bombed. It is up to his troops to make sure that none of the bank's money goes missing.
8pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 5 - Arkwright's Mobile StoreArkwright proves his ambition by expanding the business... he buys an old ice-cream van.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
European Road Trip, Highlights Special - Best BitsFrom kicking out a can-can to bungee jumping off a dam, Freddie and Jamie's road trip gave us plenty of laughs. Relive all the hilarious highlights.
8:40pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 3Romance is in the air as Granville continues to woo Mavis, Gastric needs more help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. Meanwhile, Cyril is tempted by the latest workout craze, and Granville reveals his tip for preserving bacon.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners Movie
Will and friends are off on their biggest adventure yet... a lads' holiday abroad.
9:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 2 - Ashes To AshesWhen Trigger's grandmother dies, the Trotters attend the funeral and Del agrees to sell off some of her possessions. These include a couple of precious urns, one of which, on inspection, appears to contain the ashes of Trig's grandfather. They need to dispose of them in a fitting way.
10pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 5 - Cleaning LadyCan you imagine the filth on Gary and Tony's floor? Would you want to, for that matter? Dorothy insists that the pair hire a cleaner for the flat.
10pm60 min
Russell Howard & Mum
Globetrotters - Series 1, Episode 5 - Living The Dream In MumbaiRussell and his mum are in Mumbai, the City of Dreams. Their new mate Alekh is getting them to Act! Act! Act! Bollywood style, share their bedroom secrets with Mumbai's oldest sexpert and meet the record breaker who will put them off chocolate sauce for life.
10pm30 min
Insert Name Here
Series 4, Episode 7 - JulesAndy Hamilton, Suzannah Lipscomb, Naga Munchetty and Reginald D Hunter join captains Richard Osman and Josh Widdicombe as well as host Sue Perkins to answer questions about famous people with the name Jules.
10pm60 min
Hypothetical
Series 1, Episode 3Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by Sara Pascoe, Lou Sanders, Nish Kumar and Ed Gamble.
10pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 18, Episode 4Keith Lemon is joined by regular team captain Fearne Cotton and guest captain Will Mellor. On the teams tonight are TV favourite Scarlett Moffatt, Happy Mondays frontman Shaun Ryder, Celebs Go Dating stars James 'Arg' Argent and Tom Read Wilson, and Geordie comedian Chris Ramsey.
10pm45 min
Pure
Episode 4Marnie and Charlie try to pick themselves back up after hitting rock-bottom. Marnie gets help from an unexpectedly understanding Shereen while Charlie tries to prove he's up to his old job. Marnie reaches out to Amber only to find herself thrown together with a newly interested Joe. Meanwhile, Amber gets the chance to interview one of her heroes and tries to resist temptation.
10pm
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Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 4 - Superstar DJsRob and Romesh's next stop in their journey of discovery leads them into the hot and loud world of Superstar DJs.
10:40pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 6 - MarriageCould this signal the end of a beautiful affair with lager and takeaways? Gary proposes marriage to Dorothy when he is drunk - then when sober, tries to get out of it!
11pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 4Lee Mack is joined by Des O'Connor CBE and Tess Daly, while David Mitchell is joined by Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 5Win, lose or draw - does anyone actually care about the scoreline? - the riotous panel show continues with appearances from Peter Schmeichel, arguably the greatest goalkeeper to ever grace the football pitch, Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones and comedian Josh Widdicombe.
11:20pm
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
11:40pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 5Andy Hamilton, Gabby Logan, Dr Christian Jessen and Diane Parish join Rob, Lee and David.