Television
TV schedule Wednesday 23rd January 2019
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 13 - WrappingThe Twirlywoos see someone wrapping a present and get carried away trying to wrap things of their own. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car brings them a long scarf that they all get wrapped up in.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 41 - Gran UpWhen Gran's Harley gets impounded, Dennis thinks she's lost her groove and given up on her thrill-seeking ways. In trying to help her, Dennis accidentally becomes Old Man Dennis, and teams up with Gran to prove you're never too old to be a rebel.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 17 - Groundmouse DayPenfold and Danger Mouse are testing the security system at the British Cheese Museum when a temporal glitch strikes and the pair discover the museum's prized pink parmesan has somehow vanished.
Sailor Beware
1950s farce starring Peggy Mount as a formidable mother who scares her daughter's naval fiancé.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 4 - The AffairPenny arrives in London unannounced, convinced that Stephen is having an affair and seeking a place to stay. Lionel's love scene deadline is pressing, which makes for a long and busy day.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 37 - Kinderdijk, NetherlandsIt's a whirlwind of windmill excitement as the Go Jetters travel to Kinderdijk in the Netherlands to celebrate National Mill Day.
The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 11 - Into The Lion's DenThe arrival of two new lion cubs at the zoo has whipped all the residents into a frenzy of cuteness.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 13 - Just In SpaceThe race is on in Justin's house to fill the one remaining space in the Justin Town Space Mission. Who will be the best astronaut for the job: man, robot or monster?
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 1Hyacinth gets more than she bargained for on a senior citizens' daytrip to the seaside.
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 4 - Double Edged SwordTough businessman Frank Whymark hires Lovejoy to recover a priceless Samurai sword stolen from his home.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Episode 1Let the games begin as funnyman Dara O Briain, former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm and Stella herself, Ruth Jones, join Lee Mack.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 12th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 3 - You Lose Some, You Win SomeMaurice organises a gambling school of six customers who are being threatened by the casino, despite having promised his wife that he won't gamble any more. Terry and Arthur have to look after them until Maurice has made his profit.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bigger And BiggerThe Twirlywoos see children building a sandcastle at the beach, and decide to make it bigger. Back in the Boat they encounter a strange jelly which grows every time they touch it!
Your Money Or Your Wife
A repeat of this 1960 film.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Best ManThe Inspector's niece is getting married to one of the drivers and much to Blakey's alarm, Stan is to be Best Man. He and Jack proceed to get the groom very, very drunk indeed.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Busmen's BallThe annual Busmen's Ball comes round once again and Arthur has decided that he and Olive will not be attending such a low-brow affair. Then he discovers what this year's cabaret is going to be...
My Family
Series 9, Episode 7 - It's Training MenAn undercover assessor for Cavitex, posing as a patient, leads to Ben having to attend a retraining course.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Christmas Special - For The Man Who Has EverythingRigsby's hopes for a quiet Christmas alone crumble when his tenants begin arriving back at the house unexpectedly. The solitude wasn't quite as fun as he'd expected though!
2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 3 - Badger's BendBen appears to have become addicted to Ninja Badger, and Bill challenges him to stay off the game for the weekend. Meanwhile, Rona's got a guilt-tripping convent school reunion to get through, and David's come home with a new pet goldfish.
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Travelling ManWhen George advertises for a lodger to take their spare room, Mildred is not impresse - until, that is, she sees the male applicant!
My Family
Series 9, Special - Kenzo's ProjectClip Show. Kenzo's school project about the family gives everyone a chance to look at some of the crazier moments in the Harper history.
First A Girl
Satirical musical about a down-and-out singer who meets a gay entertainer who conceives a plan to pass her off as a female impersonator.
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 5 - German WeekMr. Rumbold devises a German theme week in the store. Unfortunately the entirely German goods go down like a lead balloon with customers, and he insists a more jovial Germanic atmosphere must be created.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Never Rains....When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bigger And BiggerThe Twirlywoos see children building a sandcastle at the beach, and decide to make it bigger. Back in the Boat they encounter a strange jelly which grows every time they touch it!
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 6 - Home Sweet HomeA great opportunity arises for the Goods which promises to boost their earnings considerably.
Wonderful Things!
A young Gibraltan fisherman, unable to earn enough from fishing to marry his tempestuous fiancée, decides to come to England to seek his fortune.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 3 - The 101% SolutionMitchell must pass the 'Hardest Maths Assignment Ever'. He cheats and ends up earning the mythical grade of 101%, breaking maths, and the world as we know it in the process. The kids' only hope in fixing this is a boy genius who was frozen years ago and has not been properly defrosted.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bitzer's New HatThe Farmer gives Bitzer a horrible new hat. Bitzer is very upset as he treasured his old hat. The flock rallies round to try to cheer him up with a selection of dashing alternative head gear.
2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 3 - Badger's BendBen appears to have become addicted to Ninja Badger, and Bill challenges him to stay off the game for the weekend. Meanwhile, Rona's got a guilt-tripping convent school reunion to get through, and David's come home with a new pet goldfish.
Zig And Zag
Episode 22 - A Novel IdeaTired from shopping, Zag decides he needs to sit down, but the only seat available is reserved for authors to sign books - so Zag decides to write a book.
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 3 - The World's Strongest DiddyLove blossoms Diddy-style in First Dates. We discover that Vets Do the Funniest Things and who will win the title The World's Strongest Diddy?
Minder
Series 2, Episode 4 - Don't Tell Them Willie Boy Was HereTerry has to mind a champion boxer who is making a comeback after two years away from the ring. But the crooked promoter has plans to fix the fight.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 12th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 5 - Guns And RosesLovejoy takes a valuable gun to a famous gunsmith whose Soho shop is now the target of unscrupulous landlords. But the gun is stolen and Lovejoy's dinnerwith Charlotte is interrupted by the police who arrive in force to arrest him.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 12 - Periscope PerilPrincess Purl has lost her tiara and it turns out it's been taken by two naughty castle trolls who parade around showing it off high up in the castle.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 38 - The Great Mosque Of Djenne, AfricaGrandmaster Glitch has been invited to Djenne in Mali, Africa, to visit the people and to see one of his favourite things at work - mud!
4 O'Clock Club
Flashbacks, Episode 3 - Feuds And FarewellsNero and Dexter relive their most iconic scenes on the show. With emotions running high, we eavesdrop on their last ever day of filming.
Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 13Accident-prone Gail Force causes chaos in a series of reports from Little Bottom campsite, Dan Step struggles to do a tap dance with a heavy suitcase, and Professor Muddles invents a teleporting hat.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 10 - Thirty SomethingSharon reminds Tracey that she used to be a hooligan when she complains about the neighbour's kids throwing a party. Sharon is depressed about her 30th birthday and her lack of fulfillment. Lisa makes her a tempting offer, but is all as it seems?
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 13 - Waffle's Doggy BuddiesAn old friend of Gramps, Mr Willow, brings along his two dogs to play with Waffle. Evie feels a bit left out until Waffle reassures her. The two new dogs escape into Mrs Hobbs's garden, so Waffle has to save the day.
For The Love Of Ada
Series 1, Episode 5 - Ada Tries To Make Walter JealousAnnoyed with Walter's refusal to go to the dance at the Over 60s Club and his accepting overcooked pies from other women, Ada decides that the best course of action is to make him jealous.
Ladies Who Do
Comedy about a group of cleaning ladies to City bigwigs.
Fresh Fields
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Brief EncounterHester's taking a course in fencing, and is picked out by teacher Mike as one of his star pupils. William, however, isn't best pleased to hear of Mr Frobisher's lothario status - and even less amused to find the two in close physical contact one evening!
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 5 - German WeekMr. Rumbold devises a German theme week in the store. Unfortunately the entirely German goods go down like a lead balloon with customers, and he insists a more jovial Germanic atmosphere must be created.
Bread
Series 1, Episode 2Billy buys a ring for Julie, but learns that opals are bad luck and is told to get rid of it.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Day The Balloon Went UpThe platoon discover a runaway barrage balloon and decide to release it safely themselves. This proves not to be wise, when the balloon flies away with Captain Mainwaring still hanging onto it.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 48 - Resus Goes ViralResus uses a virus to rid his friends of their monster abilities so he can win sports day for once, but the virus has terrible consequences! Can Resus save the town before there are no monsters left in Scream Street?
Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the second series of the time travel sitcom.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 9The Stuarts are confused by the newly discovered drink tea, a Viking funeral ends in a massive fight, a child evacuated in the Blitz thinks farm animals are monsters, and some cowboys sing about life in the Wild West.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 6 - Eva's Back In TownWhen a worldly-wise old acquaintance of Alvin's makes an appearance, she proves to be just the woman to make Howard's life more complicated.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 9 - War DanceCaptain Mainwaring organises a dance event in order to improve relations between members of the platoon. However, the event is likely to be spoilt with Pike's plan to announce a surprise engagement.
4 O'Clock Club
Flashbacks, Episode 3 - Feuds And FarewellsNero and Dexter relive their most iconic scenes on the show. With emotions running high, we eavesdrop on their last ever day of filming.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 1 - Away From It AllThe Goods leave Jerry and Margo in charge of the house for a weekend in order to unwind. However they are so worried that the Leadbetters will not be able to cope that they can not relax at all.
A League Of Their Own
European Road Trip, Episode 2Freddie and Jamie race through the streets of Paris as they go wheel to wheel on its Formula E circuit.
Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 1 - Classroom CatastropheMs Adolf gives the pupils an assignment to write an essay about their summer holidays. Hank decides to build a model of his holiday at Niagara Falls.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Green DoorAn excursion to the pony club for manure causes the Goods to uncover a secret that Margo is keeping from Jerry. When they spot Margo being mysterious in town the plot thickens. Tom and Barbara struggle with what to do and fear for the Leadbetter marriage!
Severance
Darkly comic horror film about a team-building exercise that goes disastrously wrong. Stars Danny Dyer, Tim McInnerny and Laura Harris.
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the second series of the prison-based sitcom.
The Undiscovered Tony Hancock
Victor Lewis-Smith looks at the life and work of Tony Hancock.
Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 2, Episode 3 - ArgentinaJoel and Nish will have 4 days to prove themselves to the Gauchos that they aren't one trick ponies by mastering horse riding and learning how to lasso, herd and move cattle from across the Argentinian plains. Will they have to buck up their ideas? Or can they be whipped into shape?
Living The Dream
Series 2, Episode 3 - The British MethodNew employee Stacee sets about making big changes at the park, ruffling a few feathers in the process. Jen restarts her sports physio career, working for star golfer, TJ. While Mal and new resident Marvin go hunting for wild boar and end up in a whole lot of trouble.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 7The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 6 - It Never Rains....When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!
Brothers With No Game
Series 2, Episode 2Marcus and Dorian get a touch of good luck when they hit the club with school friend and Simone's ex-boyfriend Darren, whilst Junior starts a new chapter with Remy.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 1Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Comedy Legends
Series 1, Episode 3 - Joan RiversBarry Cryer looks back on the life and career of Joan Rivers, whose cutting wit and sarcasm left an indelible mark on the comedy world.
Trollied
Series 6, Episode 5It's Gavin and Cheryl's 11-month anniversary so Gavin plans a romantic afternoon. But when Duncan catches wind of their plans he starts to meddle...
Russell Howard & Mum
Globetrotters - Series 1, Episode 1 - Gap Week In Koh PhanganRussell and his mum Ninette have a full backpacker blowout on the ultimate rave island Koh Phangan, Thailand. They squeeze in the gap year they never had in to one week, drinking mystical buckets of booze, Djing at jungle parties and going full hippy at a mass love-in breathing ceremony.
Insert Name Here
Series 4, Episode 4 - EmmaSue Perkins hosts the comedy panel show about people with just one thing in common - they all have the same name. This week Josh Widdicombe is joined by comedian Desiree Burch and historian Kate Williams and Richard Osman is joined by comedians Katy Brand and Nish Kumar.
Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 6 - A Coquettish FascinatorAt the halfway stage, all contestants, with the possible exception of Phil Wang, still have high hopes of winning. Kerry Godliman and Jessica Knappett resort to soapy violence.
Celebrity Juice
Series 17, Episode 6 - Couples' SpecialJoining the panel alongside show regular Gino D'Acampo are TV psychologists Nik and Eva Speakman, daytime TV couple Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes, and Corrie star Catherine Tyldesley.
Brothers With No Game
Series 2, Episode 3When Dorian and Shirene decide to surprise each other with dates, Dorian's falls short when an unexpected guest shows up. Junior and Remy continue to bond, whilst Marcus sweet-talks his way to a date.
Trollied
Series 6, Episode 6Duncan takes great delight in announcing the failure of Gavin's health food drive, while Neville is roped into giving Linda driving lessons.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 5 - Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, Rich HallJack Whitehall is joined by Katherine Ryan and Rich Hall.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the second series of the cornershop sitcom.
Roast Battle
Series 3, Episode 1Tom Ward takes on Darren Harriott and it's Tom Allen versus Larry Dean.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 16 (Channel 4: Series 17), Episode 2Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new episode as Sean Lock and Claudia Winkleman take on Jon Richardson and Henning Wehn. Plus, Nick Helm joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Highlights Special - Michael McIntyre's Big SurprisesMichael looks back over his favourite surprises from the last four series of his Big Show
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dance ClassA trip to Rainbow Rhythms dance group has some surprising results for Mark, Jez and Sophie.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Highlights Special - Michael McIntyre's Big SurprisesMichael looks back over his favourite surprises from the last four series of his Big Show
Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScienceIn Hollywood Ali attempts to break into the world of TV, Borat learns the finer points of etiquette, and Bruno talks fashion in LA.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Green DoorAn excursion to the pony club for manure causes the Goods to uncover a secret that Margo is keeping from Jerry. When they spot Margo being mysterious in town the plot thickens. Tom and Barbara struggle with what to do and fear for the Leadbetter marriage!
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Highlights Special - Michael McIntyre's Big SurprisesMichael looks back over his favourite surprises from the last four series of his Big Show
Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 6It's the last episode of the series and the robots are going out with a bang.
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 5 - Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, Rich HallJack Whitehall is joined by Katherine Ryan and Rich Hall.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 7The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 3 - Tom Allen At The Comedy StoreTom Allen is at the prestigious Comedy Store in London hosting a night of riotous comedy with the hilarious Tez Ilyas, the brilliant Kiri Pritchard-McLean and the fabulous Tom Lucy.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Andy Parsons: Slacktivist
Andy Parsons returns to the stage with his one man stand-up show Slacktivist.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Crashing
Episode 1It's practically peaceful in the disused hospital. That is, until the spontaneous arrival of Lulu, Anthony's oldest and least responsible friend.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 5, Episode 6 - Drippy StrummerFrank Skinner stars in this episode in which Dave Gorman explores just how gullible people really are, with a focus on movie franchise marketing, soundtracks and whether celebrities really can sell anything.
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 2, Episode 8On this week's show, Russell welcomes Rob Delaney for an emotional, in-depth chat; investigates bungee dance with Jessica Knappett; and looks at the latest political developments in the UK, US and Europe.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 10 - Thirty SomethingSharon reminds Tracey that she used to be a hooligan when she complains about the neighbour's kids throwing a party. Sharon is depressed about her 30th birthday and her lack of fulfillment. Lisa makes her a tempting offer, but is all as it seems?
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 2Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by Sarah Millican, Joe Wilkinson, DJ Nick Grimshaw and Ollie Locke from Made In Chelsea.
Limmy's Show!
Series 3, Episode 3What happens to a small community when its famous children's television show Dream Scheme is cancelled?
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 4, Episode 3Warwick Davis, Josh Widdicombe and Lorraine Kelly are next to put the world's most startling facts to the test as Lee Mack's riotous panel show continues.