Television
TV schedule Thursday 13th September 2018
5pm30 min
So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 4 - Breaking UpLily's gut instinct tells her that fellow pupil Carla fancies Rob. Rob denies this but Lily sets out to prove her gut instinct is correct with the help of Martha.
6:30pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3Granville discovers a gap in the shop's security, and a cherry picker arrives in the street, which gives Madge terrible anxiety. Meanwhile, Eric and Kath decide to do something together, and Gastric enjoys the home cooking of a nearby neighbour, which ruins Granville's plans to get him together with Madge... will he find a solution?
7:10pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4Granville plans a double date with Madge and Mavis but needs to find a way to smarten up Gastric. There's more romance in the air as Mrs Featherstone has her heart set on a new husband and Nurse Gladys is wooed by a former patient, Mick, whose boil she once attended to. Meanwhile, a mysterious new product from the Far East arrives which needs some clever marketing to Eric and Cyril.
7:45pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
8pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 3Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Stephen Merchant and panellists Hal Cruttenden and Gabby Logan.
8pm
(repeat)
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 4, Episode 1Lee Mack returns with a new series of his hit panel show. First to sort their facts from their fiction are Dara O Briain, Davina McCall and Jessica Hynes.
8:30pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 12, Episode 8 - Forever YoungSharon and Tracey suspect that Dorien is fast approaching "The Big Seven-0", and decide that, whether she likes it or not, the event calls for celebration.
9pm
(repeat)
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 5 - Behind The ScenesThis episode examines the process writer John Sullivan and cast and crew went through - from the script to the live recording - to create each episode of Only Fools....
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 2 - Josh Widdicombe, Celia Pacquola, Nathan CatonThis week, star of the BBC sitcom Josh, and The Last Leg, Josh Widdicombe, hosts as he introduces the brilliant Nathan Caton and Australian comic Celia Pacquola to the stage.
9pm60 min
No Offence
Series 3, Episode 1A contentious mayoral election is being fought between incumbent liberal Kashif Hassan and political underdog and local-girl-done-good Caroline McCoy.
9pm60 min
A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 3David Walliams, Helen Skelton and Adam Peaty join the line-up as the ALOTO gang head to the pool.
9:45pm11 min
Sara Pascoe Vs Monogamy
Sara Pascoe explores the concept of monogamy in this funny and insightful film. Through Sara's world, created through live action and animation, we discover what makes us tick when it comes to matters of the heart and how you should never underestimate the allure of a saxophone.
10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 2 - Go West Young ManRodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...
10pm
(repeat)
Josh
Series 2, Episode 5 - Planks & PranksIt is time for Josh's biannual drink with Pete, aka the depressed potato, aka the most boring friend in Britain. Unfortunately for Josh, this drink ends up leading to a longer-term commitment. Kate's friend Sophie comes to stay and reveals herself to be an incorrigible pranker.
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 20, Episode 1 - 10th Birthday SpecialKeith Lemon is joined by Love Island winners Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham and friend of the show Paddy McGuinness, as well as captains Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby, for a 10th birthday special. Plus, for the first time on TV, Dani and Jack will be joined by her dad, Cockney legend Danny Dyer!
10:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 6 - Danny Bhoy, Miles Jupp, Lee NelsonDanny Bhoy presents special guests Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Josh
Series 2, Episode 6 - Close Up & Long ShotAt a university reunion party, Josh bumps into Abby, a therapist who has spent the last ten years convinced that Josh is infatuated with her. Can he prove to her that he is not? Kate meets an old lecturer who offers her a great opportunity to get her photography career off the ground.
11pm
(repeat)
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Episode 11Russell is joined by the award-winning comedian Roisin Conaty. Stand-up from Fern Brady.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 2 - The InquisitorWhen The Inquisitor beams down into Red Dwarf, the crew have to justify their existence to him and prove that they are worthy of life.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 6 - I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoLinda's outraged when Tom announces his intention to marry a woman. But she needn't fret: his betrothed is a lesbian who merely needs to stay in the country for her girlfriend. Linda struggles to understand the situation, but there is just a week before the big day...
11:45pm
(repeat)
Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 4, Episode 7Bradley Walsh hosts the fun-packed variety show, with a duet from Olly Murs and Louisa Johnson, music from Imelda May and a performance from rock royalty Blondie. Also featuring the cast of Bat Out of Hell: The Musical and comedy from ventriloquist Paul Zerdin and stand-up Adam Hess.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jo Brand and guest panellists John Prescott and Gyles Brandreth.